I take back what I said about Noah. I read his profile, and he seems much nicer than Tommy-boy here.
How dare you accuse me of being a troll? U mad? I am not a troll. I am being very serious about this issue. Maybe, but you're proving yourself a laughingstock. I am a true Christian Sure. My dog is more Christian than you- he accepts everyone without prejudice, he doesn't use the lord's name in vain, and he doesn't steal… anymore and will not lie, at all. How can you call yourselves Christians when you don't recognise a fellow Christian? How can you call yourself a Christian when all you do is preach hate? It's one of the world's greatest mysteries. And I know that you none of the you have really read the Bible. How? Tell us, oh wise and mature one! Have you even read the books that Moses has written? It's called Exodus, and Moses didn't write it himself. You calm to be Christians I never "calmed" to be anything but never follow the ten commitments. Well, you're not exactly the best role model, Tommy-boy This is not laughing issue, this is very serous, you must cede this very impairment issue. To anyone out there, I beg you for an explanation Truly worship our lord Jesus Christ, savours of all, and do good wok, such as not being gay, So assuming you were actually homosexual, lying to yourself is a virtue? Alright-y. and not stealing, and not lying, What about the things you CAN do, like donating to legitimate charities or giving up your seat to pregnant women on the bus or subway? or even murdering people who people shouldn't burger. I'm a vegetarian.
"WE YOU? are one step ahead of the enemy now. They do not know that there camp there yonder summer camp has turned against them, ad the camp is now willing to help us destroy these evil satanic Temples. This will truly cripple Stan Winston, the film director?. I will go an destroy all the temples of the VIRGIN whore godDESS Atomist and and Venus, and Percy of Christ will destroys of Zeus and Neptune, and Luke of Christ will destroy the temples of Mars and Ares, for they are the most dangerous gods of them all. I'm impressed- he actually matched the Greek gods to their correct Roman equivalent two out of three times. Problem is, there are two separate temples for the Greek and Roman. We need to find these Gods and slay them, for this is the punishment they needed for they have sinned for too long Indeed… since the beginning of the world, and long before the Ten Commandments were written and rejected our lord Jesuit Christ, the only forgotten How could we forget, with you constantly jamming your beliefs down our throats? don of the one tire God, And along came the Michelin man… and our lord and savours!" and everyone cheered to my speech. Percy of Christ, and Luke of Christ congratulated me for a very insuring peach. I prefer apricots to peaches, personally. What about you?
And so my army went to the temple of Artemis where her virgin whores VIRGIN whores? Impressive were doing very wrong things Just say sex. This is M-rated, after all to a group of wed-locked men. We were very angry at this, Are you their wives? so that we killed all the men, Yep, definitely their wives and forced the whores to burry They covered them with burs? them, and also to dig their own graves. I'm a bit obsessed with that figure of speech. And we then stoned them to death and throw there bodies in to the grave. But we left the graces opens so that wild animals would eat there bodies. That, ladies and occasional gentlemen, is good writing- spend one sentence introducing everyone in-detail, then use the rest of the paragraph to describe their tortures and deaths.
And in the deepest chamber I discovered Artemis He spelled her name right twice in a row. I'm impressed. who was calculating the money she had mad off her whores. You know, Tommy-boy, if one of Artemis' followers "did very wrong things", she would just be kicked out. I find it very difficult to imagine Artemis sitting under a bare bulb counting bills like some mafia boss I went up to her and stabbed her in her eyes, and she screamed. "How dare you try and kill me. I will send rocks down to kill you." Can I help?
I laughed. "You are no god. You have no power at all. Bow now to go, or I will sent you to the gates of hell."
"No, I will defeat you," Blind? she spat. Because of she said that I slit her slits You… slit her slits? Since when is Artemis suicidal? and her lifeless body Does "immortal" mean anything to you? Does "My Immortal" mean anything to you? laid there. We put her head on a stake to show the followers of Artemis that she was a flake god, and that she was now burning in hell!
I went to the temple of Venus, who was kissing another women. Wow, Venus, I wasn't aware you were a lesbian. I decided thaw that she had sinned too much By being same-sex oriented? How is that too much? Actually, scratch that- how is that a sin? and that I was not going to give her a chance at all to repent. So I cut her head of and put it on a stake. And then all her followers converted to the way of our lord Jesus Christ, After seeing their deity killed, they just converted without a fight? Oh, what am I thinking… everything's possible in LaLaland… and they were sent back to the camp, to be baptized. We burnt the temple down for it was to poisoned by sinfulness that it was too late to be concerted into a church.
Everyone should read my brother`s story The Brayer Warriors: A Believer`s Journal. It is very good, and very Christiane.
Oh, believe me, I will.