I, Luke of Christ, the nocturnal Luke stays up all night long? That seems in-character ;) savior and lord, blasphemy commands an amy Who's Amy? to defeat the evil gods Mars and Ares, who are too efferent Conveying or conducting away from an organ or part? That's what efferent means gods so sop teaching me abound Spelling mistakes abound! thing I now lots about. I was once a Satanist Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe Satanists are experts on Greek gods by definition that sortied fusel gods, but now I turn and am against there Rex and weevil ways, for al they do enlace apple! Enlace apple? Are you trying to describe a pie? And now I free all people so tat they can know the ture way.
Is Luke responding to the reviews now? Oh, well. Better anyone than Tommy-boy.
And so talked to my followers, who were reedy for a goffering speech. "Goffering"? Is that a speech that turns everyone into Tara Gilesbie? And is aid "Behold the gravest thing to ever happen to world, and Tata is the defeat of the evil gods, and the gory of the one true almighty God and all his grittiness! Gravest? Tata? Gory? This is indeed a goffering speech. We where all sinners, but now we are not Just like that? for we have asserted Jesus Christ as a personal salary You need a job and lore, and now we will got the eternal parasite of Heaven! Wonderful, the clowns are back. So now match to feet May I assume that everyone is wearing matching socks and sandals? the evil gods of the geeks Gods of the Geeks? Are you talking about superheroes or Bill Gates? for these are too last false gosh Last? Last? What about Hermes? Dionysus? Hades? Hera? Hermia? Hephaestus? Their respective Roman equivalents? to be edited!" Speaking of editing, who was your beta for this? And environ chaired, and was pout of tithe all!
Okay, I think I've figured out the last sentence- And a circle was formed around a chair, and so the chair was pouting as he paid one tenth of its agricultural produce to all the taxmen.
That's what I figured out from the dictionary definitions. My, this commentary is really putting my vocabulary to the test!
And so we went to the temple of Mars and we had a massage battlewith their shoulders A shoulder massage battle, huh? May I join? who were satanic scrums Ah, a rugby fan, I see? hoe deserves to deice. If they're removing ice, can they come shovel my driveway? And once the battle was over, we berried our dead in true Christian method, So the Christian method is that you say "berry them" instead of "burry them"? bit all the satanic scum who we killed them all we let rot, Yes, because the "Christian" shoulders won't rot in their graves. for they were not going to Graven so there wasn't not point in birdying them. There really is no point turning them into badminton cocks post-mortem, that's true. And we looed everywhere that's disgusting but could not find Mars, for it turned out that he gone to the temple of Ares. Why, exactly?
So we went to the temple of Ares and have another message battle No more massages? Drat. and because God cared for us that he made us super throng! Pa pa-da dum! And so no of us died, Damn it! but we killed all the nonbeliebers! And we did the same thigs as we did to the folly woes of Mars. You killed Mars' woes? Isn't that doing him a favour?
And we went inroad the main chamfer According to Word Dynamo, "chamfer" is one of 's favourite words, along with "yaff". and hound Mars and Ares talking. And one them You can't tell them apart? said "Even if the kill us at least there is Hades to kill them all mercilessly With me right next to him. You can count on that. and resonate us so that we can convince the world that we are actually reel gods." What good will that do if you're already dead?
Mars said "I agree, we will be bigger than Jesus!" and he alighted a creel laugh. Come again? This mad me made that I had a massage battle with them. And I cut both of their heads off. You can't start a sentence with "and". And all the followers of Mars and Ares converted. Oops, he did it again! But I was distressed and had to give a massage You're just giving massages to everyone, as long as they're not me, huh? Jackass… to Jerry and Percy Jackson, a butt Hades. Hehe… he said butt.
And then I went and married Rachel for I loved her very much and though she would make a god house wife. And then we went to our rooms.
Okay… random ending.
Two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.