I have not got a new proof-reader If you have not got a proof-reader, why are you telling us? and her name is Ebony Ebony? Ebony? Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way? Brown my cousin The ultimate Mary-Sue is your cousin? so there shouldn't be any errors, are you happy now? As a matter of fact, I'm not. Your spelling errors were the only thing that kept me from spiralling into the depths of uncreativity. And ignore my coward of a brother, Oh, you have another brother other than Noah? You couldn't possibly be referring to Noah as a coward… he's a good kid. he runs away like that, but he will return to the one true God! He is misguided and needs to be taught the true way of Christ and how you should take it like a man. He's just thirteen. I have a keychain that's older than him. Jesus didn't run away from the cross but embraced it instead. You will return and you will be begging for forgiveness!

Or Noah could just come hang with us. We have cookies.

I will be writing one more chapter to this great story, Only one more? Oh, God, FINALLY! so I can focus on my other story The Battle with the Witches. Stay tuned and Author Alert me- I'll be commentating this one too. This story has told its message Ya think? and now it is time to move on. I hope you enjoyed this beautiful story. Judging by the reviews, nobody did. I am sad that it is coming to an end. I am sad that you wrote a sequel. The next chapter will tie up any lose ends, Oh, you'd need a whole fifty chapters to do that, Tommy-boy. Actually, forget what I just said. Don't write anymore. and I will not disappoint you. Too late- I'm already a vampire. May the glory of the one true God bless this great story, and may it last the test of time!

And behold Luke came before Jerry and Percy Jackson, What happened to Percy of Christ? Did he die? Oh, please tell me he died! as they celebrate the defeats of the evil gods of the Greeks. They and their army were singing songs praising the glory of the one true God and his eternal begotten What does begotten even mean?son Jesus Christ. Luke didn't want to distress them so he let them finish their song. Once they were finished, Luke told them, "Glory is upon God, the false gods Mars and Ares have been slayed, and all their followers have been baptized and are now followers of Christ. But despite our victory, I am distressed, for there is another threat. One try one-hundred-and-three, without all the river and lake spirits false god remains, and his name is Hades, the protector of THE UNDERWORLD Hell! He is Satan`s most elite servant and the only way to defeat him is to travel into the depths of hell itself."

Everyone screamed, not wanting to go to hell, and you call Noah a coward? but Jerry and Percy Jackson stepped up, "We will go by ourselves on behalf of all of you, if you do not dare to follow. We will honor God and his eternal son Jesus Christ, even if it remaining in the depths of hell! God is great and will honor us anyway. He is grateful in every way. And it will be an honor to serve such a great God. I pray to our lord and savior Jesus Christ that he will protect our every move! Amen and amen."

It might be better to pray to Saint Jude, patron of hopeless causes. Just some friendly advice.

And everyone cheered for we were very brave and they were all a bunch of spineless posterior-kissers. But we worked to the hours of the night finding the best way into hell, and after long laboring it was decided that we would say "Hail Satan" and have one of our shoulders kill us. And so this is what they did.

Or, instead of dying, you could have just used the path Percy and Nico took to get to the Underworld in The Last Olympian. Luke knows where it is, doesn't he?

And in the next chapter I will talk about Percy Jackson and Jerry`s adventures in hell, please don't and how they managed to kill Hades! Amen and amen!

It's my birthday on January 7th. Review?