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BPOV

I stomped down the stairs about an hour and a half later, scowling. I was in such a foul mood on account of playing Barbie again with Rosalie and Alice. I don't get how anyone could get so much pleasure out of making someone else so clearly miserable! Everyone, including Carlisle and Esme were gathered around the foot of the stairs and were staring at me intently. I was so not in the mood for playing the show pony now. I stomped down the stairs, making sure I slammed my foot as hard as I could onto each step.

"Oh Bella, you look beautiful." Esme hugged me when I reached the bottom of the stairs. I grunted a response and broke away. I really didn't want to be fussed, I just wanted to get to the cars.

"Looking good, Bells." Jasper grinned, "I guess a congratulations is in order for my beautiful wife."

"And mine." Emmett added starting the applause. Everyone was praising my torturers, I just could understand it.

"Okay, can we go now?" I asked impatiently, tapping my fingers on my bump.

"Can I just get a few pictures? You all look so pretty." Esme appeared next to me with a hi-tech digital camera. There was a chorus of 'yeah' and 'sure'. I didn't answer, I thought it might be for the best because if I had answered I would not have sounded so enthusiastic. So we were posing for what seemed like forever. I was being poked and prodded into position. I tried to explain a few times that I really wasn't in the mood, but I was just told 'a few more' or 'come on spoil sport'. By this time Alice and Rosalie were practically running a full scale photo shoot. My feet and back were hurting and I was feeling increasingly pissed off. It was when Alice was pulling me into position next to Edward that I snapped, and I mean big time snapped.

"Get off me! Why won't anyone listen to me? I have said that I don't want to do this a million times and no-one listened! Alice, I don't want to be pulled around like a rag-doll so just leave me alone and Rosalie," I pulled away from a stunned Alice's grip, "The camera does not love me and I do not love it so stop taking damn pictures of me! I'm sick of doing what I'm told by a bunch of crazy bloody vampires that do not feel the pain and frustration that I am feeling. Get off me!" I yelled as Jasper grabbed my arm, trying to calm me down. "Everyone just leave me alone!" I ran away, not that fast may I add but running all the same, up the stairs and into Edwards room. I felt so wound up with everything. Why did no-one seem to understand how I felt? I threw myself out Edwards bed and started sobbing my heart out. It just seemed that recently that everyone was purposely trying to wind me up. But my little sob session was over quickly and Esme knocked and came into the room as I was fixing my make-up in the bathroom mirror.

"You okay now Bella?" She said in her soothing motherly tone.

"Yeah, I think so." I sniffed and dabbed at the mascara running down my cheeks. Esme walked over and took the tissue from my hands, wiping my tears away. "I'm so sorry about before. I shouldn't have flipped out like that, it was totally unfair of me."

"Don't worry about it. Being pregnant is harder than it looks, it just doesn't affect Alice and Rosalie as much as it affects you because they're not suffering from sore backs and feet. I guess the super-strength comes in useful for something other than wrestling the T.V. Remote from Emmett." I giggled at the thought. " That's better. I hate seeing you upset." I reached up and hugged Esme tightly around her neck.

"Thanks Esme, I owe you one." I whispered into her ear as she squeezed me back.

"Nonsense. You owe me nothing, I would have done the same for any one of my children, and as you know, I already consider you as my daughter." I was on the verge of tears again when she thought it wise to change the subject. "So, where are you guys off to tonight? Anywhere special?"

"We're just going to meet up with some friends at the cinema. Jessica and Lauren." I chose my words carefully.

"Well have a nice time, and play nicely." Esme smiled and walked graciously out of the room. Did she know what we were planning? There was no time to dwell on that question, we were already late. I checked my appearance in the mirror and when I was satisfied that everything was in order I opened the bathroom door and walked downstairs.

Me, Rose, Alice and Jasper were sat on the seats directly behind Edward and Jessica and Emmett and Lauren. I was surprised the girls turned up at all, especially Lauren after the invite she had received from Emmett. I could hear the crunching of popcorn, I think it was Jessica. Man, I really wanted some popcorn right now. I turned to Jasper.

"Jasper, do you love me very much?" I asked as sweetly as I could. He turned to me warily.

"Why? What do you want?" He asked, leaning closer to me so he could hear my whispers.

"Can you get me some popcorn please?" I batted my eyelashes.

He sighed. "You want a soda as well?"

"Yes pwease." I smiled and patted his back. He just sighed and got up. I turned my attention back to the conversations happening on the row in front of me. Seen as we were sat so close to Lauren and Jessica this time, we didn't need all the special gadgets. We could see and hear everything that was going on. Jessica was gushing about the new dress she had bought today, just for this date tonight. I sniggered – Edward was a lucky guy. Lauren was wrestling with Emmett, from what I gathered I think she was trying to hold his hand and he was trying not to.

"But I don't want to hold your hand, I don't know where it's been." Emmett pulled away for the last time. Lauren sighed and folded her arms rather violently.

"I wasn't trying to hold your hand, I was trying to put my arm on the armrest. It is what it's there for." Lauren huffed and set her arm down on the arm rest. That shut Emmett up for about thirty seconds.

"Hey Lauren, were you a girl scout?"

"No...why?" She answered.

"Because you've tied my heart in knots. And girl scout costumes are awesome. One time, Rose dressed up as one and she came to sell me cookies, but she ended up selling me more than that, if you catch my drift." Emmett elbowed Lauren sharply in the arm.

"Oh she was a hooker then. I thought as much, I mean she totally looks like one." My eyes flew to Rosalie who was breathing rather deeply. I thought she may actually dive on top of Lauren and start ragging her hair out.

"Hey Lauren, if you were a burger at McDonald s, you would be called a McGorgeous." Lauren just sighed and tried to change the topic of conversation.

Just then Jasper came back with my popcorn. Yay! I thanked him quietly as he re-took his seat next to me. "What did I miss?"

"Apparently, if Lauren was a burger at McDonald's she'd be a McGorgeous, and Rosalie's a hooker that dresses up as a girl scout." I answered absentmindedly, munching on my snacks and slurping on my drink.

"I just don't want to know. How long until show-time?" Jasper questioned.

"Show-time in five, four, three, two, one." Alice predicted, and as soon as she said one, the lights went off and the adverts started playing. There were a few before ours came on, so I was getting kinda nervous. I had not seen what had been done with the dumping footage. The boys had supposedly sorted it when I was playing Barbie doll upstairs.

The movie theatre went silent with a little help from Rosalie shushing really loudly. The screen went lack for a split second before curly pink writing filled it. 'Does this scene look familiar?' Then Emmett and Lauren's faces came into focus. Lauren was smiling widely and Emmett had a cheesy grin on his face.

"I had a great time tonight." Lauren started off. Well, who'd have guessed it? Lauren actually enjoyed the date!

"Well, I'm glad someone did." Emmett replied.

"I know the food wasn't great and the waitresses were all whores but it wasn't that bad."

"Yes it was. You are boring and stupid and I don't like you very much. Good-bye." Emmett waved the walked off leaving Lauren stood there just opening and closing her mouth like a goldfish. Everyone on our row was rolling around laughing. I even heard Edward let out a low chuckle. Then the screen went black again and the same pink, curly writing came up again. 'How about this one?'

Edward and Jessica were standing close together. "I had a great time tonight." Jess cooed. I heard a small squeak of surprise come from Jessica's direction.

"So have I." Edward smiled down at her. I knew what was coming next.

"Maybe we could do this again sometime?" Jessica looked so hopeful up on the screen. The feeling of guilt came slowly back.

"I don't think that would be a good idea."

"Why not. If it was because of Emmett I really didn't mind that much."

"It's not Emmett, it's you." I saw Jess's face fall, on screen of course, but it brought it all back. Did this make me a bad person for doing this? I looked around me at the laughing faces and felt a little better. They were the pair that spread that stupid rumour. They had ruined Carlisle's reputation, made me look like a total home-wrecker and everyone believed it – even Jacob. They were just getting what they deserved. I sat back in my chair and a small smile spread over my lips.

"You want to know? Fine then." Edward sighed and looked into her eyes. "Firstly you look like a prostitute, you smell like a prostitute, you're too small, you're hair is blonde, you're friends with Lauren, you brought up marriage on our first date, we have nothing in common and you are way to desperate." He rhymed off in monotone voice while Jessica stood there open mouthed. "And to be honest, I don't really like you." Jessica ran off crying.

The screen went black again but this time Jasper appeared on screen dressed as 'Jezebel'.

"True love is hard to find, but here at eHarmony , we make it a whole lot easier." He did a scarily girly laugh and the web address appeared in the background. "Happiness," Jezebel winked, "is only a click away." Then Edward, Emmett, Alice and Rose appeared beside him.

"And if you ever mess with our family again girls, public humiliation won't be the only thing you get. Understand?" Rose smirked on screen and busted Alice while Jezebel and Emmett high-fived.

Lauren stood up right in front of me. People turned and laughed when they realized who it was. Even in the darkness, you could clearly see how bright red her face was. "Come on Jess, we're leaving." Lauren pulled a stunned Jessica to her feet and pulled her out of the theatre, whilst being constantly booed and bombarded with popcorn and sweets and stuff. I allowed myself a little giggle. The Cullen's were all on their feet, whilst everyone in the cinema was applauding their genius. I started to clap too, not wanting to feel left out. Edward turned his head and saw my applause. He did a little bow before hopping over the row of chairs and sitting down in what used to be Jaspers seat.

"Congratulations on becoming a famous actor." I teased him as he took hold of my hand.

"Thank-you, thank-you. No autographs today though." He chuckled at his own joke. "Do you want to stay to actually watch the movie we paid to come and watch or do you want to go home and do something else?"

"Well, that all depends on what the film's about." I answered, taking a slurp of my drink.

"Well, if it helps, it's called 'The growing obsession'. I think it's about a famous actor who's getting increasingly worried about his number one fan." He replied.

"Sounds right up your street. Maybe we should watch it so I know what's in store for you, with your new found fame and you dazzling good looks." I tried to look as serious as I could, but I wasn't very successful because as soon as I looked him in the eye's I started laughing again.

"That's fine by me. As long as I'm with you." Edward pulled me close and we settled down to watch the film. The rest of the Cullen's went home, so we were alone for the evening. Could it get more perfect?

I can't remember what time we got home but it must have been late when we got back to the Cullen's place because it was silent. I was allowed to go straight to bed, which to me was just the cherry on top of a perfect evening.

I climbed into bed after a long warm bath, which Edward so kindly ran for me and snuggled into Edwards's chest.

"Night night Bella. Try to get some sleep. You'll defiantly need it." He kissed me gently on the lips. I thought about what he meant by that but gave up after it started hurting my brain. I managed to doze off shortly after completely and utterly happy.

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