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This chapter is in Emmett's point of view. Enjoy :)

EmPOV

First of all, I want to thank Bella for her little episode in the shop. Thanks to her I look like a really awesome parent. I mean, sure I accidentally threw the boy twin I was carrying into a tree a few minutes ago, but at least I haven't threatened to throw him onto a busy road yet. Hands down, that was the funniest thing I have seen Bella do today! And I know it's only four in the morning, but still. Awesome. I couldn't stop laughing at Jessica's face the entire way through. She didn't know they were dolls, which gave me an idea.

"Don't worry about Bella, Jess. She's just cranky 'cause she just pushed three crying midgets out of her lady hole." I smiled and put my arm across her shoulders. "I mean Rose just pushed out two herself. You're not cranky are you baby?" I beamed over at Rosalie. All I got in response was the finger. "There's no need to be like that" I mumbled.

"So what brings you here at this time of night?" Alice asked politely.

"Well, my parent's went away for a few days, so me and Lauren are having a two-night-sleepover and we were just about to watch a movie, but we ran out of ice-cream. I just came to get some more." Jessica didn't take her eyes off Edward the entire time she spoke. "Shouldn't we do something about Bella? She seemed kinda ..." She trailed off.

"Nah, don't worry about her. She'll be okay. Hey, what film are you watching?" I replaced my shoulder on her arm. She must have wiggled out before as I found myself with my arm around the air.

"We're gonna watch Scream. You know the one with the killer that wears mask and phone's all of his victims. It was Lauren's choice. I think I'm too tired for scary films. We've been up for two nights in a row." Jessica yawned and rubbed her eyes as if on cue.

"Ghost-face! I love that film." Alice jumped excitedly.

"Hey, be careful to lock your doors and windows though. I heard that there's a copycat on the loose. I was told that he's an escaped mental patient, and Scream was his favourite movie."I said, my voice getting slower more serious. At first everyone looked confused but then Jasper caught on.

"Oh yeah, Carlisle told me about that the other day. He's already killed three people. Pretty gruesome." Jasper looked genuinely scared. He's a good actor.

"Me too. I was told that all the people that were killed had long brown hair and were all girls who were home alone." Rose shuffled the baby on her shoulder then stare a Jessica.

"Wait! I've got long brown hair!" Jess grabbed her head with both hands.

"Oh my God! You do!" Rose's free hand flew to her mouth as if this was shocking news.

"And me and Lauren are home alone!" Jess's eyes were as wide as saucers.

"Oh my God, you are!" I copied Rose. "But don't worry about it. I mean, what are the chances that he brutally murders you and pulls all your insides out?" I slapped her back. She did look kinda pale still though. "Just forget we mentioned it." I wandered back to rejoin the others. "See you later." I waved and walked off towards the checkout.

When we got home, and Bella had been tucked up in bed, and all the shopping was away, I gathered up everyone into the lounge.

"So, who's going to make the call?" I grinned and looked around. At exactly the same time everyone pointed at me. "I guess I'll do it then." I pulled out my phone from my pocket. "Anyone have her number?"

"I do." Edward piped up from the corner of the room.

"Oooooooooh, Eddie and Jessie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-"

"I really don't think that's necessary, Emmett." Edward pulled out his phone. "She insisted I take it a few weeks ago, we had to do a project at school and we were partners."

"I don't want to know all the gory details." I winked playfully back at him. "Let me just dial the number... and...bingo!" I turned on the speakerphone and held it in front of me. "Oh it's ringing, what do I say?"

"Just copy me." Alice knelt down in front of me.

"Hello?" Jess picked up the phone.

"Hello Jessica." I said in my deepest, scariest voice.

"Who is this?" Her voice sounded terrified.

"You tell me." I replied, trying to contain my laughter.

"I really don't know."

"Scary night isn't it. With all the murders and all, it's like straight out of a horror moony, I mean movie." Alice was giving me evils. I just shrugged them off. It's hard to lip-read and be scary at the same time. I'm not good at multi-tasking.

"Oh my God Lauren, it's the killer I was telling you about." Jessica's voice was slightly muffled as if she was holding the phone away from her mouth.

"Do you like scary movies Jessica?" I heard a tiny whimper and smiled.

"Put me on." I heard in the background. Oh please, no, don't put Lauren on. I had a mini-silent-panic with Alice. Should I hang up? I really didn't know what to do.

"Hello? Who the hell is this?" Lauren's angry voice echoed in my ears.

"The question isn't who am I, the question is where am I?" I deepened my voice even further.

"Where are you then? Oh no, let me guess. You're on the front porch. Just give me a second to check." I heard footsteps before a door was unlocked and thrown wide open. "Oh wait a second, you're not here. Where are you then?"

"Right here." I coughed to disguise my laughter.

"Awwww, you got a cold Mr killer?" Lauren's voice dripped with false sympathy.

"Yes. I mean no. It's allergies. To you. I'm allergic to you, that's why I'm coughing. Because I'm really close to you." Alice face-palmed. I was quite proud of myself, I thought that was an amazing cover up.

"Uh-huh. Well, I've got to o now, but it was nice talking to you." Lauren sounded distinctly unimpressed.

"You hang up on me and I'll gut you like a fish, understand?" My last ditch attempt to scare her.

"I guess that's a chance I'm willing to take." Click.

"I can't believe she just hung up on me!" I was genuinely shocked.

"Seriously, I mean this from the bottom of my heart, you are an IDIOT!" Alice stood up and hit me round the head surprisingly hard.

"What did I do?" I asked everyone left in the room.

"Dude, you managed to bore Edward out of the room, and he's the boring one!" Jasper laughed, passing his baby to Alice.

"Damn!" I cursed. I'll get Lauren back, even if it's the last thing I do.

Well, maybe not the last thing, but I will get her back.

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