a/n: Ahh. Heh. Hey, guys. Sorry I haven't posted in forever. Seriously, I was pretty busy all through November, making plans for high school and whatnot (I'm in eighth grade). But… I guess I've just been slacking in anticipation of break. Ha! On to the story!
HEY! IF YOU'RE GONNA READ BREAKING DAWN AND YOU HAVEN'T BEFORE, DON'T READ THIS CHAPTER!!! SPOILER ALERTTT. I think that was much better than the previous one.
Jack: wearetheisland
Kate: freckles
Sawyer: thatconguy
Charlie: rockstarindiapers
Hurley: duuude
Juliet: babydr
Locke: mrphilosophy
Daniel: spazofphysics
Desmond: pushthebutton
Sayid: notaterrorist
Sun: gardengirl
Jin: Jin
Charlotte: iluvmydannykins
Ben: manbehindthecurtain
Miles: iseedeadguys
Danielle: crazyforestlady
Richard: dontdoaging
Claire: backfromthedead
Boone: ihateplanes
Shannon: betterthanu
Libby: moonbeam
Michael: iwannagohome
Walt: dogsrcool102
Eko: mr_e
Ana Lucia: neverthegoodcop
Frank: survivingpilot
coming soooon.
Jacob_pwns_you
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wearetheisland has entered the chat.
crazyforestlady has entered the chat.
iseedeadguys has entered the chat.
pushthebutton has entered the chat.
wearetheisland: I have an announcement!
pushthebutton: you know, i really haven't been in this at all…
crazyforestlady: well, you're better off than I am… I forgot I died
mr_e: …
iseedeadguys: how are you here? you're not showing on the user list
wearetheisland: guys!
crazyforestlady: I believe he is a ninja much like myself
wearetheisland: o_o
pushthebutton: o_0
iseedeadguys: eh, I've heard it before
mr_e: Mn.
mr_e is being a ninja.
iseedeadguys: what? this isn't facebook… that's odd
freckles has entered the chat.
freckles: hey guys, wassup?
crazyforestlady: I petted a llama the other day
pushthebutton: just killing time
wearetheisland: they won't let me make my announcement, kate!! help!
freckles: I know you guys are excited or whatever but shut up, please
wearetheisland: WE'VE BEEN PUSHED BACK TO FEBRUARY!
crazyforestlady: I would care except I died
pushthebutton: I would care except I'm finally happy
iseedeadguys: I just really don't care
freckles: …. OH NO!
wearetheisland: I KNOW RIGHT!
spazofphysics has entered the chat.
spazofphysics: hey guys! wassup home-skillet bizkits!
wearetheisland: uh… huh.
freckles: who've you been talking to?
spazofphysics: well… I was watching this video on my Pi-Phone™ about how to be a gangsta
iseedeadguys: oh, jeez.
freckles: I'm quite sure that Charlotte wouldn't like that
spazofphysics: even if I get real tough?
wearetheisland: HAHAHAHA
freckles: he means even if you do, it'll just make things weirder –internet-elbows Jack-
wearetheisland: OW… Danielle, I think I've met your alpaca friend—
crazyforestlady: LLAMA
wearetheisland: whatever. anyway. look out, peoples
dontdoaging has entered the chat.
dontdoaging: so I was thinking about Breaking Dawn…
freckles: what about it?
dontdoaging: it's kind of gross.
freckles: ?
dontdoaging: you knowww… the baby thing.
freckles: ohhh.
dontdoaging: and also the Vulturi thing is quite the letdown… they come all the way from Italy and everyone's all tense and tension, tension… but then the Vulturi are all like "UH UH, AMERICANOS! NO BATTLE FOR YOU! HAAAAAA!" and they leave… and the ending was kinda corny.
wearetheisland: lol, look at Richard… all downhearted over a girlie book
dontdoaging: shut up, Jack… you're the one who freaks out and doesn't listen and has a breathing problem all the dang time!!! I mean seriously!
crazyforestlady: ooooh
freckles: ;O
iseedeadguys: I think you need some sunscreen for that burn!
wearetheisland: AMERICANOS IS SPANISH!
wearetheisland is away: gawd. some people are just morons.
crazyforestlady: well, you fixed HIS wagon!
dontdoaging: what?
crazyforestlady: you're just jealous cuz you don't have a llama friend!
crazyforestlady has logged out (quit: llamas are cool!)
spazofphysics: you know, I'm really not sure what to do now… maybe I'll go find Charlotte
spazofphysics has logged out (quit: lalalalalala)
pushthebutton: maybe I should change my username, since there's no button anymore…
pushthebutton has changed their name to des.
des: much better. desmond, awayyyyyyy!
des has logged out (quit: des)
freckles: …
iseedeadguys: …
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a/n: that's all for now!
if you like the musical RENT, I've written fanfiction for that too ;D