a/n: Again, sorry for the wait. SEASON SIX EPISODE 1 SPOILERS!! !! 11! the other day I was in music class… and we were watching a movie as a reward for being bored out of our minds four days a week. We started watching this movie called Iron Will, which is about sled racing, and Christian was in it (the actor, whatever his name is, who plays Jack's dad)… until he drowned. x) And one other thing: I was watching the bonus features for season five, and apparently, the guy who plays Richard does not wear eyeliner! His eyes are naturally like that, and he has to wear concealer, actually. The jealousy! It burns!

Jack: wearetheisland
Kate: freckles
Sawyer: thatconguy
Charlie: rockstarindiapers
Hurley: duuude
Juliet: babydr
Locke: mrphilosophy
Daniel: spazofphysics
Desmond: dezzlefrezzle
Sayid: notaterrorist
Sun: gardengirl
Jin: Jin
Charlotte: iluvmydannykins
Ben: manbehindthecurtain
Miles: iseedeadguys
Danielle: crazyforestlady
Richard: dontdoaging
Claire: backfromthedead
Boone: ihateplanes
Shannon: betterthanu
Libby: moonbeam
Michael: iwannagohome
Walt: dogsrcool102
Eko: mr_e
Ana Lucia: neverthegoodcop
Frank: survivingpilot
Jacob: Jacob_pwns_you

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Jacob_pwns_you: so I died. that really sucks some major ass.

mrphilosophy: not to me!

Jacob_pwns_you: you hacker.

mrphilosophy: you betcha

dezzlefrezzle: so am I dead or not? I'm kind of confused.

wearetheisland: so am I because I remember you on the plane, but then I remember all the stuff that's been happening.

duuude: this island is wack, man.

babydr: you got that right

thatconguy: Juliet…!

babydr: hey James :]

thatconguy: this IM thingy is awesome...

babydr: yeah, cause apparently I'm dead now.

thatconguy: what was it that you were gonna tell me?

babydr: ?? I dunno.

spazofphysics: man, why did my mom have to go and kill me? being dead sucks

manbehindthecurtain: I am not happy.

mrphilosophy: I guess that's my fault. oops

freckles: -angst-

wearetheisland: what's wrong, Kate?

freckles: now that they've decided to go with the Suliet plotline, my life is ruined! no longer do I have two men pining after me! only the less sexy one with relationship issues and alcoholism still wants me!

wearetheisland: huh? plotline? I have no idea where you're going with that—hey! I don't have alcohol or relationship problems

thatconguy: because you've never actually had an established relationship on the island? yeah, totally.

manbehindthecurtain: or because the only love you can get was from a patient? suure, Jack. just keep believing.

wearetheisland is away: I'M NOT CRYING, OKAY? I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE

freckles: nice job guys

manbehindthecurtain: What? You're the one who went and insulted him in the first place. We just proved your point.

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spazofphysics: yeah, I don't know what all the plotline talk is about either.

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Jacob_pwns_you: so it appears we're at a standstill

mrphilosophy: indeed. let's go have a fight about it even though you're dead

Jacob_pwns_you: okay

mrphilosophy is away: la la la la la.. gonna fight a ghost

Jacob_pwns_you is away: fight time

manbehindthecurtain: So now that they're gone…

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neverthegoodcop: what's shakin bacon? I totally forgot about this IM thing…

spazofphysics: I heard that you've been getting into the movie industry

neverthegoodcop: -shifty eyes- maybe so. what's it to ya?

spazofphysics: nothing, nothing o_o

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wearetheisland: so I found this book…

spazofphysics: okay…

wearetheisland: I think it's the one Richard likes

spazofphysics: don't go behind Richard's back, man

babydr: Twilight? Our book club book?

manbehindthecurtain: I think that's the one

wearetheisland: it's actually not that bad

babydr: so you like it?! oh, I'm so telling!

thatconguy: ha! jack's a girly man

babydr: next thing you know, he'll be layering on the guyliner

wearetheisland: like Richard doesn't!

babydr: actually, that's natural

wearetheisland sniffles.

wearetheisland: whatever! it's not like I need eyeliner anyway!

manbehindthecurtain: I must say I'm amused, Jack

wearetheisland: I'm leaving!

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dezzlefrezzle: hello? anyone?

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