It's been like what two years since I updated? I figured that I should at least do so before I start my Klonnie fan fic. Sorry for the long wait, that was mean of me huh? Here goes nothing chapter three!

I do not own anything Vampire Diaries related.

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Bonnie took a step back as the brunette casually threw herself into Damon's arms.

"It's been such a long time! I missed you so much poo bear!"

Bonnie blinked her eyes in utter shock, before throwing her hand over her mouth to muffle her whimpered sounds of laughter. "Poo… poo bear?" Bonnie chuckled as Damon shot an embarrassed death glare in her direction.

Damon un-wrapped the brunette's arms from around his neck, still lost as to who she could possibly be. "Do I know you?" Damon said in a confused whisper.

The woman's facial expression twisted from one of joy, to one of hurt. "It's me silly, you remember right? Anne, five years ago we were together?" Anne paused for a minute to read Damon's reaction.

Damon stood for a moment motionless trying to recall an Anne from his past. There were a lot of girls in his past, and a lot of Anne's; hell there were drunk ones, slutty one's, crazy one's, innocent one's, young one's, old one's, psycho one's…which was saying a lot coming from him. Oh crap wait…Damon thought to himself as his blue eyes widened in realization.

"I remember you now!" Damon screeched, causing Bonnie to jump unexpectedly at his high pitched voice. "You're that needy one! How have you been babe, long time no see huh!" Damon leaned down to kiss the girl on the back of her hand, which made Bonnie want to literally throw up her lunch-maybe even on Damon. Anne blushed and giggled liked a little school girl.

"That's so great! I knew you had to have remembered! I got worried there for a moment- I mean after everything we did in the car- outside- in the bed- on the floor- It would worry me if you didn't remember, because that would mean I wasn't doing my job right-."

Anne was cut off by Bonnie who was loudly clearing her throat in a non discreet manner. Bonnie turned to Damon who was still transfixed on Anne. "Excuse me Damon, but I'm going to go wait outside, somehow hearing about your past sexcapades isn't helping me digest the food in my stomach." Bonnie said with a sneer.

Damon turned to Bonnie to reply, but Anne beat him to the punch. "Hi there! I'm so sorry I didn't even notice you were there!" Anne said innocently. "I'm Anne nice to meet you! Damon, I never knew you had a younger cousin that is so sweet, she's adorable!" Anne put her hands up to her heart in a loving gesture.

Damon held his hand to his stomach trying his best not to laugh and let Bonnie see how amused he really was. Trying his best to mask his laughter, a few seconds later Damon asked, "What makes you think she's my younger cousin?"

"Well that's simple, she has to be." Anne replied with a smile as Bonnie glared at her in disbelief. ""She's short, I mean really, really short- she looks inexperienced if you know what I mean- and her clothes are so middle school. I mean there is no way she could be your lover looking the way she does right baby? So she has to be your cousin." Anne smiled at Damon as though her assumptions were correct, almost like she was playing an exciting game of jeopardy.

Bonnie meanwhile was fuming. This woman had to have been either really stupid or really, really stupid. Not to mention she had the nerve to call her short, and inexperienced. Bonnie did not mind that brown eyed crazy lady was rudely interrupting their shopping; actually at first she was kind of grateful to the bitch. However, now she wanted to go to war, and Anne was the target that had to be destroyed. Damon looked quietly at Bonnie and noticed that look in her eye, that look he knew oh too well. She's pissed off…big time. Damon thought to himself. If he didn't try to repair the situation quickly, Bonnie might do who knows what to his ex-play thing. It would be an amusing site to see he admits that much, but somehow just by looking at the devilish look gleaming in Bonnie's eyes Damon doubted it.

Before Bonnie could even lift her hand in Anne's direction- Damon wrapped his arm around Bonnie's small waist and pulled her closer into his chest. Damon then did the unimaginable- which he was sure he would catch hell and fire for later, no pun intended; he lowered his head down and delicately kissed Bonnie on the nape of her neck.

Bonnie stiffened immediately at the moist contact of his lips on her neck. Bonnie franticly tried to push away from Damon, but he only held her tighter.

"Damon what the-" Bonnie yelled just before Damon cut her off, and looked at Anne. "She's a bit shy when I do things like that to her in public, it's so cute." Damon said seductively as he pulled Bonnie closer. Bonnie could feel the air escape her lungs he was damn near crushing her. "Sorry, but you're wrong sweetness." Damon directed his statement toward Anne. "But this is my lover and we should be going now. It's been a long day and I know Bonnie here would love some alone time with her… man." Damon motioned toward Bonnie with a wink. Bonnie was still struggling to release herself from Damon's tight grip. She could barely breathe, let alone protest about Damon's crazy ass declaration that they were lovers.

"Oh…ok I see…well I'm so sorry that interrupted your day….I should leave now." Anne said as tears welled up in her eyes. She then turned around and darted out of the store and out of sight.

Not noticing that Bonnie was beginning to suffocate, Damon grinned in Anne's direction- impressed with himself and his performance. "Damn I am good, I should get an award for that performance right shorty?" Damon said nonchalantly as he looked down at Bonnie who was already passed out in his arms. Damon frowned. "Oh crap".

Once again sorry for the long wait, if you want me to update let me know.