Ciel Phantomhive-

"Holy shit!" I mumbled, hiding in a closet. "What's his problem?" Just then, an idea rose to my brain. I ran out of the closet and into Alois's guest room. 'He's such a slut,' I thought. I rummaged through his closet until I found the perfect outfit. I put it on and looked in front of the mirror. I had on the shortest boy shorts ever. God... so revealing... perfect. I had on combat boots and a tight, unbuttoned jacket and a bow around my neck. HA! No shirt. i think nI look pretty sexy - more so than normal.

"OHHH Sebastian-chaaan!" I called out.