Yo, Akane here. Man my dad is so mean. He called me selfish and threw me outta the house on the COLDEST FREAKING NIGHT POSSIBLE!
I hate him. Right now I'm typing this on my phone so if theres any screw-ups, DON'T TELL ME.

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" I hollered at the man throwing balls(HA!)at my head.
"Umm...that was supposed to knock you out...so yeah...awkward, huh?" A couple heads bobbled up and down. I scanned the "club" to see who was in it.
I see Madam Red(before she died), Lau, Ran-Maou, Undertaker, Claude,the pedophile that tried to kidnap me in the park, and ...DARTH FREAKING VADER!
"...Aunt Ann...UNDERTAKER, AND THAT PEDOPHILE IN THE PARK? Sebastion what the hell is this?"
"I have already told you, you sexy beast. A fan club."Yes, yes. I see that...but why the hell is Darth Vader here?" I asked confused.
"I do not turn away Ciel lovers Bocchan."

A/N: yeaa sorry for mistakes. DONT YOU DARE COMMENT ON THEM OR I WILL DRINK ALL OF YOUR POP. So for the sane ones asking about darth vader, I looked at a bush in my backyard and the head looked like Darth Vader...
Nuff said. o.o