A/N: Sorry I didn't upload any chappies D: oh well. Anywhozzle here ya go.

"350 dollars. Going once-. 700 dollars! Sold to…Undertaker?" I here as I walk past a door.

What is going on? I slowly open the door to reveal my stalkers-I mean followers (as Sebastian calls them) at an auction. I also see said butler trading my underwear for money.

"WHAT THE HELL?" I bellow, slamming the door all the way open. "My underwear! …why are you all staring at me like that?" I ask, scared for my innocence. "Sebastian-." I start as he lifts me up by the armpits.

"Starting at 1,000,000,000 dollars." I hear shouting and signs raising. I can feel my anger rising.

"How dare you try to sell me! I am not a slave! Put me down now!"

"Oh Bocchan, relax. I'm not going to sell you." I sigh in relief. "Because you mine."

Oh great.