Ah, hope ya like it :) The crack kinda died...I think I was going for laughs?Oh! Im making a story called "Counseling with the Black Butler Boys" It's where everyone gets counseled, and it's crack...and uh...you know...check it out soon!Tell me what you think...Anywho, enjoy!

~Ayame Out!~

Sebastian Michaelis-

Today we went to counselor, Ciel said I needed to know where to stop with my so called 'perverted ways'. He was so cute, and angry...mostly angry though, this is what happened...

Counselor- "So...lets talk about what you two did yesterday to ease the tension..."

Ciel- "..."

Me- "Ciel dont be so shy..."

Ciel- "...You fat cow!...Im not going to say anything to this mindreader freak..."

Counselor- "...You need to learn to whisper, or be kinder...Ciel what happened to your paren-..."

Me- "Anywho, yesterday I was watching."

Counselor- "Watching what?"

Me- "Ciel."

Ciel- "Do you see what I mean? You both are freaks! Sebastian the perverted butler who faps to me when Im sleeping and the freaky counselor! I dont get much sleep because of him, he makes me stay up for days!"

Counselor- "Um...Ciel, I think you're over reacting, he doesn't watch you, nor does he 'fap' to you, it could be that you just have a overactiv-..."

Me- "Such a big fat lie! You do sleep!Did you sleep last night?"

Ciel- "No! I was scared you would come in my room and fap in my bed, you sicko!"

And at this point the counselor looked disgusted, and like he thought that Ciel was insane.

Me- "Lies! Last night, guess what I did? I came in your room and fapped all over the place..."

Ciel looked like a kid who just walked in on his parents 'doing the do'.

Ciel- "You're sick! I hope you die in a fire!"

Me- "Oh like your parents?"

Ciel- "..." He was about to say something before the counselor cut in.

Counselor- "Um...are you sure you don't want to go to couples counseling?"

Ciel- "No!"

Me- "Yes!...I...I mean no..."

Ciel- "Do you see what I mean?"

Counselor- "I think you two need some shock therapy..."

Ciel- "...You know what? I bet you rape little children, after all it's easy because you're a mind reader..."

Counselor- "...What makes you say that?"

Ciel- "...Well a counselor is a therapist..."

Counselor- "And?"

Ciel- "It means...THE RAPIST... It's like posting it on your door that you like to rape little children...I mean Sebastian doesn't even go that far you sicko..."

Me- "Yeah...you know, I may sleep in Ciel's clothes and pretend he's next to me naked asking if he can have some sweets...but you're just crazy!"

We then kept rambling about things we do, and say, until about twenty minutes day ended up with Ciel paying an extra six hundred dollars for the counselor to go to therapy, I wonder why? The counselor knocked some sense into me, I finally took the cameras out of the garden...and put them into Ciel's bathtub...Luckily they're water proof...