A/N: :D. That is all.
Akane is OUT!~
I am so not a woman! Does he not understand rejection? I make it very clear to him that I do not share these grotesque feelings…because Phantomhives' are straight…right? I think I'm going to let him down gently.
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Ok…so this is how it went:
Me: Sebastian, I do not like you. I will never like you. You look very feminine with your haircut and all. I just don't swing that way. I know, your depressed, but you will feel better once you get me some tea.
Sebastian: Bocchan, do you realize what you JUST said?
Me: Of course I do! I turned you down gently!
Sebastian: You have just said, young master, that you do not swing towards females.
Me: -Face palm- Shit. Dammit, no! You bastard! To hell with gentleness! You DISGUST ME! You-you…POOPY-HEAD!
Sebastian: Poopy-head, young lord? That is the best you can come up with? Sometimes I forget you are merely a child!
Me: I AM NOT A CHILD! I AM A MAN!
Sebastian: Yes, sire. A WO-man.
Me: Dammit all to hell!