Sesame Street Mafia, Chapter 9.
Sorry Kaitlin, I finally typed this up for you~
I apologize? I'm so sorry I haven't updated this in a while...Warning, this may get cracky.
"Mmmmm." I groaned. I had that good nights sleep feeling. I yawned and stretched.
"Hey, Oscar what time is it?"
I look around, and notice I'm in bed alone.
No Oscar, what a bastard! Leaving me all alone...My thoughts conflicted. A positive part of my mind seemed to say, "Chin up! He may still be here. You don't know!"
Clinging onto that positive thought, I went downstairs to find a hungover Oscar. Maybe I should learn to trust my gut more often.
"Damn," he cursed. "I have the weirdest boner."
"Morning wood," I corrected him.
"Whatever," he growled, "Come with me. I need to ask Elmo for some Advil or something."
I rolled my eyes. "You know you aren't supossed to take meds after you drank, it's just common knowledge."
"Whatever. Since when did you care."
I glared at him. His look softened.
"So, how do you plan on hiding your boner?" I teased, "Gonna say it just grew longer, or are you gonna try and roll that yardstick up?"
"Shut up!" He snapped at me.
Yikes, must have hit a soft - spot. I could see his wings and tail start to form. I better apologize.
I leaned in and planted a kiss on his cheek.
"I'm sorry, Oscar. You used to tease me so I thought maybe I could tease you back."
Silence. Let's try it again.
"You know I love you, Oscar."
"That's what I was waiting to hear!"
Then he scooped me up, and carried me bridal style, slowly transforming until we were airborne, flying in the morning sky. I could tell we were going to go far this time.
"We're already past Elmo's house!" I yelled over the wind.
"That's not his only house!"
Then again, Elmo was prepared for almost anything, so I should have thought of that earlier.
"How far away is it?"
"Ssssexty miles."
Gotta love that reptilian forked tongues, but I couldn't tell if he was saying six, like sex on purpose.
His hands were a bit uncomfortable.
"Why can't I just ride on your back?"
"That's more of a sexual thing, don't you think so?"
"Oh really? Can you say six for me?" I emphasised on the word six.
He smirked, and replied. "Sex."
What a bastard.
"I'm still tired from last night, can't we wait until tomorrow?" I said catching that corny ass hint. Corny, but definitely Oscar's style.
"Tomorrow, try to be more sexy though. Not that you weren't sexy, but give me all you got." I traced circles on this scales.
I tried not to look down, reptile boner in the morning isn't so nice...Especially the size...
"Yeah, Imma be so sexy like, "He chuckled, "You're gonna be fucked so hard, you can't walk this week, and I'll have to carry you around all the time."
I felt wet. Already fantasizing in my head. I mean, how often does a plain girl get a hot guy?
"Love you Oscar." "Love you too, Holly."
Abby's P.O.V.
"Ha, ha, ha, Finally I made it! Now to get my boyfriend back~" I said outloud.
I pulled out a gun, and shot once, at the door. "Put your hands up right where I can see them. Make sure my dear Piggy is...Hello? Anyone here?"
A deep growling sound answered me back, it got louder.
"OMG. What the hell was that?"
Masses of bus arose from corners and the floor. Each one squealing in it's own sick way.
"Omfg. I hate bugs! Sorry! Bye! Eek! I'm getting out of here! But where could they be? I miss Piggy, even if he doesn't miss me..." I shot a few bullets at the bugs in rage.
"Wow, Oscar! You're probably the slowest dragon, I have ever met."
"I'm the only dragon you've ever met."
"Good point, but still you're slow."
"Hmph."
"Hey Elmo, we're here! Holly duck." I complied, and sure enough a gun shot went right above our heads.
"Come on in guys!"
"Nice to see you, Elmo~" I greeted him.
"Good to see you too, Holly."
Then everyone focused on Oscar's meter stick. Now awkwardly in his pants.
"Damn what did you do, ram her?" asked Cookie.
"Yep, and she was still tight you son of a bitch."
Piggy fainted, after that. Remembering last night with Big Bird...
"Piggy!" cried Big Bird, he went to go cradle the Asian.
Gosh, almost forgot about Piggy. I thought, and went over to pat his head.
"Oh yeah." Big Bird began, "Congrats on your first fuck, Oscar." He winked.
What a nosy little shit.
Kermit's P. O. V.
"So what's your report, Abby?"
"No use, sir. They weren't there."
"Damn it! Guess I'll have to go get my future bride, Holly, myself!"
Sorry, this was short you guys. XD Forgive me. And I was in a rush to post this, so there might be some mistakes.