Ayame here! Sorry it's been so long! Ive been busy with making AMVs, Making cosplay (Both for a anime con...)I'll be updating my other stories faster now...This story however will be be updated when Akane feels like it ^_^". Sorry again! love you all, reviews help Akane get along with the story!

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Sebastian Michaelis-

Well well well…Something very strange happened today diary, I swear I saw my cute stud muffin laugh….LAUGH, and it wasn't even at anything that I said! Can you believe this? Uh! It was because of this queer-er then queer boy who lives somewhere on the rainbow! Yeah! ON THE RAINBOW! His name was Aloishobag Tranny! It went like this;

Ciel- "Sebastian…Who is this man?" Before I could say anything IT spoke.

Alois- "I am Alois, your new god!"

Me- "….I see, well if you would please be on your way, Bocchan and I were about to have nice gay hardcore sex."

Alois- "….Er…You gu-…." He was quickly cut off by my love.

Ciel- "…Really Sebastian? Hardcore sex?….Are you the reason I didn't have friends for most of my life?"

Me- "No no no, of course not my cotton puff , the reason was because I told everyone that I'd rape them if they tried talking to you…But of course people had to take it so seriously, and I was put on the pedophile watch list…."

Ciel- "….Anyways…..Alois how did you even get in my house?"

Alois- "Oh Sebby let me in, I told him I'd rape you and he could tape it."

Ciel- "Sebastian…"

Me- "Oh! I'm sorry he must have misunderstood me, I said that I'd rape you if he videotaped you!"

Ciel- "Um…Wait….How is that better?…And where are my clothes?"

Me- "I took them out for cleaning"

Ciel- "…That was three weeks ago…I'm forced to be naked or wear this bathrobe I found"

Me- "…Must have been hidden under your bed, I swear I check all of the rooms….I'd prefer if you were naked, so if you could just hand that over to be cleaned, that'd be great…."

Alois- "…You should have been arrested by now…"

At this point Ciel turned from frowning to a small smile.

Ciel- "I tried to call the cops on him, but he is my one and only good butler."

Me- "Oh! Im even better in bed my love!"

Alois- "I bet you make yourself really happy in bed?"

Ciel- "…Alois is it? We shall have a meeting in the courtyard in a few minutes, please head there now…"

Alois- "Kaaaay!"

Me- "…Ciel, I swear the only one I make happy in bed is you!…"

Ciel- "…Yes I'm sure that will happen one day…Not soon nor while I'm alive, but one day, in the graveyard perhaps?…Well, I'm afraid you will have to go make tea now…"

Me- "Right!"

I go make tea, spike Ciel's and put poison in the Flamming boy's tea, but when I head to the courtyard, I see Ciel smiling! He's laughing too! He turned his head and spotted me, which then quickly turned his smile into a frown…Maybe he was trying to look manly in front of me….He's cute either way! Ugh, he got up and stared to leave before I could get my revenge for him being him! Alois walked past me, and my hand slipped and caused him to get fork to the face…Eh, well the rest gets boring, he started crying, bled out all over the fork which made my arm slip and make him to a face plant in the ground…But of course I needed to reach Ciel so I had to walk over him…But him being so 'large' I might have stepped on his back and stomp on it a few times to get the mud off of my shoes….Then it gets boring again with him crying…Well anyways diary, today wasn't a fun day! I didn't even molest Ciel at all!