This is just something I thought of that I thought would be hell of funny... my muse sorta got into Joker's stash of Laughing Gas and hasn't stopped typing up funny things for the last week. Keep a look out for the small series I'm gonna be putting out. I call the series the 'Akatsuki's Worst Nightmares'.

Hidan and Kukazu were fighting again. They had just brought in a bounty (well technically, Kukazu had brought it in) when they had encountered a couple teams of Leaf Nins. They had managed to take care the Nins (run away actually), but Kukazu had lost two hearts and Hidan had lost his head. Well, technically, he had lost his body. Kukazu was carrying Hidan's head as they looked for his body.

"Where the hell is your body?"

"I don't fucking know! That fucking guy with the fucking Sharingan fucking did something with it!"

"He was Kakashi Hatake."

"What fucking ever!"

Kukazu's eye started twitching.

"If you don't shut up, your head will be joining your body in where ever it is."

"Like you can fucking do that!"

Kukazu growled and glared at Hidan's head.

"I warned you. I've had enough of you."

Setting Hidan's head down, Kukazu reared his foot back and kicked Hidan's head.

"FUCK YOU YOU GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER!" Hidan screamed as his head went flying threw the air and out of sight. Where it landed is anyone's guess.

…...Elsewhere...

Ichigo Kurosaki looked up as he heard a crash and felt something land in his lap. Putting down the book he was reading, he looked to see what it was.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ichigo's dad burst into his room.
"What's wrong! Are you getting fan raped?"
Ichigo glared at his dad.
"NO! A head just landed in my lap!"
Ichigo's dad looked at him oddly.
"A head? Son you need to get your head outta those porn magizines."
Ichigo screamed and threw the head at his dad, who caught it... and then screamed and dropped it when he saw the head looking at him.
"Hey! Would you guys mind not throwing me around?"
Both Ichigo and his dad screamed and ran out of the room. They stopped in the living room, panting. Just then the doorbell rang. The two blinked and stuck their heads around the corner, watching Yuzu open the door. Yuzu turned around.
"Hey dad. There's somebody here looking for their head. Do you know what they're talking about?"
Ichigo and his dad screeched and fainted. A faint yelling could be heard from upstairs.
"I'm fucking upstairs you fucking idiot! God fucking damn it! Up-fucking-stairs! Oooooo... a porn magazine!"