The whole ride home, the wind blew back Riff Raff's hair, so when they hopped off and onto the castle grounds, both boys looked like they just stepped off of a roller being said, out ran Columbia, screaming "Riffy's home!" and hugged him.

"Hi Riffy!" she peered up at the taller man. "Where did you two go? Disneyland? I wanted to come." she pouted.

"Disneyland...?" he asked.

"Well, Magenta's waiting for you up in her room."

"You mean our room." He grinned at her for a moment, then she smiled "Right." and pointed at him. Then she caught eye of Abner. "Hiya. You friends with Riffy? I'm Columbia! I live here too."

Abner shook hands with the bright red-head girl, then asked "She's your girl?"

Columbia and Riff immediately seperated. "No." they both replied. Abner laughed, then replied "Just asking!"

The pair led him inside, and down the stairs raced Magenta. "Riff Raff, my dear!" she exclaimed.

As she approached, Riff stuck out his arms. They greeted with a certain bit of elbow sex. After that, the two snuck up to Riff's bedroom, to check on the girls. Which in turn left columbia and
Abner all alone.

"So..." started Columbia.

"I, uh like your hair..." Abner burried his hands in his pockets and started to dig his toe into the floor.

Then to spoil the awkward situation, in burst Frank.

"Columbia - hello."

"Uh, hey." was a feeble reply. "Abner." he stuck out his hand.

"Frank." Frank eyed Abner up and down a few times before saying "He's a lovely specimen of man hood." with a devilish smile.

The three relocated to the kitchen, where at the small table in the corner, they sat and talked.

Up in the bedroom, Riff Raff stood behind the old chair in the room, and watched Magenta burp one of the girls. He wasn't sure who was who though...that would take some getting used to. Along with getting a bigger crib, more bottles, and cleaning more often. Just watching her moved his Transylvanian heart. The heart of Riff Raff Vitus. The statue-like, dark, handy man of the Prince's. The scientist of the school. The loner. The hunch back.

Thinking of those nasty thought from his school days, Riff gulped,and shivered. Those were horrible days. The wretched teasing. He wrapped his lanky arms around Magenta, and asked "Please, never leave me. My most beautiful sister." she looked up at him. "Never."

A/N

Aw. This chapter was a fun one to write. Off to the fair grounds to see the Beach Boys! I'll be back tomoarrow. :)