Throughout all the comotion, Columbia woke up. She crept down the stairs, hearing the screams.
"What in the world?"
When she peered into the lab, she saw Lillian giving birth.
"AH!" and she ran in next to Magenta. "You're having a baby!"
"Come on, Lillian, not much farther, I can already see a head!"
Lillian grabbed Columbia's hand, and began to squeeze that too.
"MOTHER OF A *****! GET THAT BABY OUT OF ME!" she screamed.
Soon, Lillian's head fell back, and Riff was holding a little black-haired baby. He threw his head back and yelled "It's Franks!"
Magenta let out a sigh. "Thank goddess..."
After his work was done, Riff Raff went back up to his room, and slept a few more hours, before having to be rousted out of bed to serve Frank's ever will and whim starting at 5. Which meant 3 more hours of sleep.
'Oh, great...' he thought. 'attending to Frank...I'm not telling him about Lillian's baby...she can do that...' he rubbed his face, then fell back to sleep.
In the morning, he woke next to his red-headed lover.
"Good morning, darling." she purred.
"Good morning. How long have you been up?"
"The babies were crying earlier, so I had to get up, and have been up ever since..."
"Oh, well I have to get up, and wake the master. I'll be back. Please get up at a reasonable hour?"
"I'll try."
And Riff Raff began his day.
A/N
yay! the Baby is Frank's! But who will name the baby? Suggest! :D