Disclaimer: I still don't own anything!
A/N: Stories will be told like this.
"I don't want to talk about it" Courtney crossed her arms "I suggest we just not say anything"
"Great idea!" Izzy agreed "I can play you guys some music!"
"How about you don't?" Gwen glared at her "How about you never say another word to me again?"
"C'mon Gwen!" Trent agreed "I don't know why you're so angry….."
"I don't want to talk to you either" Gwen informed him "I'm soooo voting one of you guys off next chance I get"
"I don't want to be jailbait" Harold told them
"I don't think you'll have that problem, Harold" Noah rolled his eyes
"What's that supposed to mean?" Harold yelled "I would look just as good in that Tutu as you would!"
"I think Noah looks pretty good in that Tutu…." Owen told them
Everyone just turned and stared at Owen.
"Yeah, I know who I'm voting for next chance I get…" Noah told the group "Gwen may be mad at Izzy and Trent but at least she doesn't have to deal with creepy people!"
"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Owen yelled "Harold you just got owned!"
Everyone once again stared at Owen.
"This is sooo ridiculous!" Heather yelled and stood up from her seat only to be pulled back down by Justin and Alejandro. Heather was in the middle of the two of them, handcuffed to them both.
"Where the hell is the police officer?" Heather demanded to know "I want out of this mess right now!"
"You know you like it" Justin smirked at her "You didn't mind it before and you certainly don't mind it now"
"SHUT UP!" Heather yelled
"Or what?" Justin laughed "You'll move to the other side of the room away from me?"
"She's soooo lucky!" Lindsay told them "I wish I was handcuffed to them! Maybe Tyler will come and bail us out!"
"I'M RIGHT HERE!" Tyler yelled "EVERYONE IS HERE!"
"Except Tyler" Lindsay told him "He's been gone since season 1"
"NEVERMIND!" Tyler yelled and walked away
"Does anyone wanna tell me why they're here?" Chris sighed and sat down "Because I'm getting sick of seeing you all bitch at each other! No camera to catch it all for the show so I don't care"
"Apparently you don't" Bridgette crossed her arms "Otherwise you would have noticed we were gone way sooner then you did!"
"Shit happens" Chris shrugged "I found you, didn't I?"
"I helped…." Duncan admitted "Which is really surprising that out of everyone here I managed to be the last camper in jail"
"I'M SO HUNGRY!" Owen cried "I haven't eaten in almost forever!"
"That's not a proper sentence" Noah told him
"Shut the hell up" Sierra told him
"I'm still Hungry!" Owen told them
"You shouldn't be…." Heather told him "You ate everything!"
"He ate everything?" Duncan asked
"Yeah, this fat ass ate everything!" Heather told him "Tell them why we won't be getting a lunch here in prison!"
Owen started crying.
"YOU JUST HAD TO BRING IT UP DIDN'T YOU?" Owen cried "YOU THREE PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TELL!"
"I never promised anything" Justin told him
"How do you guys even know?" Cody asked
"He was the first one in here…." Alejandro told them "Followed by us…."
Owen ran off with Katie and Sadie to the nearest buffet and Owen ate everything and had no money to pay the bill. Then Owen got carried away and managed to eat every item of food he could find in this place, He actually ate everything and then he was still hungry. The cops found him on a park bench right as he was finishing eating Katie and Sadie. (Yes, I stole this idea from myself from another story I wrote) Katie and Sadie ate their weight in chocolate and Owen never had Chocolate covered people before so he just couldn't resist…..Once the cops cuffed him he cried after realizing what he had done.
"Hey there Buddy….." The cop approached Owen "We've had some complaints about you….."
While that one cop was talking to Owen another slammed him to the ground and arrested him.
"Owen?" The cop asked
"Yes?" Owen cried
"You're under arrest for eating all the food in town" The cop told him "Also for Dining and Dashing and who could forget being a cannibal?"
"Cannibal?" Owen asked
"Yes" The cop told him "We caught it all on tape! You ate those two girls"
"I ATE SADIE AND KATIE?" Owen sobbed "WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE STOP ME! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!"
"You ate Katie and Sadie?" Chris asked "WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL THEIR PARENTS?"
"DON'T JUDGE ME!" Owen cried "I SAID I WAS SORRY!"
"You have sex with girls in chocolate" Alejandro winked "You don't eat them….Well not in that sense"
"Nobody asked you, Alewhordro" Heather told him.
"Alewhordro?" Alejandro asked "That's a new one…."
Everyone just stared at Owen, Finally Trent spoke.
"Thank god" Trent sighed "I never liked them anyway….."
"TRENT!" Courtney yelled "How could you say that?"
"It's true though" Trent told her "I didn't"
Everyone muttered that they secretly agreed with the exception of a few people, Mostly Bridgette, Courtney and Sierra who never actually met them.
"Bridgette and I are here for having sex on a surf board while riding a wave at the beach" Geoff randomly blurted out. "I took her in the ass"
"GEOFF!" Bridgette yelled "I TOLD YOU WE WEREN'T GOING TO TALK ABOUT IT!"
"Yeah, but it was awesome" Geoff admitted "I mean it was the perfect wave! And it was your idea to surf naked anyway! I mean you wanted to ride the front of the board so I just rode you in back…."
"Nice dude!" Duncan high fived Geoff
"You're telling me!" Geoff agreed "No regrets! I smiled the whole way even on the ride to jail…"
"No flashback story?" Courtney asked
"No!" Bridgette yelled "It's bad enough he told you what happened we don't need the details!"
"How did you get your clothes back?" Noah asked "I'd like mine….."
"We left them on the beach" Bridgette told him "Cops didn't want naked teenagers in the cop car"
"I wish I got my clothes back" Noah sighed
"I think you're all sick!" Courtney told them
"I'm still waiting for you to tell me how you got here" Duncan smirked at her