I do not own Naruto…damn laws

"Hang on, hang on, back up a minute. You are telling me that YOU are the Kyuubi, the 4th Hokage is my father, I am a powerful ninja in the future where you sent yourself and my future wife back from in order to stop the rise of an evil organisation that tries to take over the world and fuels Sasuke with enough power to kill me."

"I don't think I missed anything out…" Kyuubi never got a chance to finish as Naruto somehow managed to faint inside his own mind. Usually it would be hilarious to witness a giant demon fox sweatdrop, but at this time a traitor named Mizuki was attempting to kill Naruto.

Speaking of said person, Naruto himself was waking up to hear Mizuki tell Naruto all about the Kyuubi and Iruka saying that he wasn't the demon he was Naruto. To which Naruto replied saying "Yeah, he just told me about himself. Kinda hard for him to be all deadly when his soul is imprisoned behind a huge set of bars." Hearing this both Iruka and Mizuki both sweatdropped. "No matter what demon, Im still a Chuunin, while you are a genin, and by the way. I will kill you now; maybe the village will see me as the hero for doing so."

Seeing his once friends attempt to kill Naruto he yelled out "Naruto run!" Said boy just looked at both of his once sensei's and stood firm with great resolve and said to their faces, "No! Mizuki, for harming someone I care about. I will kill you!" And true to his word Naruto placed his hands into a familiar handsign. Shadow Clone Jutsu to which hundreds of Naruto replicas filled the clearing. Mizuki at this just looked like he wanted to crawl into a hole and die, as he was just shaking in fear at this. And true to his word the Naruto's swarmed the traitor and wiped him off the face of the Earth.

"Sorry about that Iruka sensei, I lost myself there for a second" said Naruto a bit sheepishly. Before it dawned on him that he killed a man. Looking at Iruka fearfully, something that Iruka noticed he asked "I…I'm sorry sensei I…I don't know what I just." He didn't finish because said man just replaced his goggles with his own headband. "Congratulations Naruto, you are now officially a shinobi of the leaf village."

"Thank you thank you thank you Iruka sensei!" and being the person he was (but not for much longer wink wink) he jumped onto a severely injured Chuunin and both started laughing together at this.

Hokage's office

Looking though his crystal ball (seriously, the hell!) Hiruzen Sarutobi saw this and decided to have a little talk to Naruto about what transpired and called his secretary in to get both of his ninja into his office right there and then.

After a while, the one's he called for appeared, Naruto looked at the old man he had for an adopted grandfather. On the way over, the fox 'conveniently chose to implant all of his shared memories into his mind. A few of which he shook with rage or looked down in sadness from. But more than one or two that took a lot for him to stifle his leaking blood from his nose as he recalled certain…events involving him and a certain woman. So it was a surprise all those in the room when he blurted out "Hey old man, can I have my inheritance that my parents left me cos I want to get learning there techniques and stuff." The shock on the people's faces were visible from space at this point, to which the new/old genin just said "oh yeah, the fox told me who they were so I kinda gotta have it ya know?"

"Who is it then Naruto?" asked the Hokage to Naruto.

"Huh? Oh right, Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze of course."

Hearing this Iruka just did a double take. 'Of course. How the hell did I not see this? They look almost bleeding identical'. And one old perverted man just face looked on in shock and deposited a huge scroll into the waiting hands of Naruto. "By the way, the fox was controlled that night by Madara Uchiha after he pulled him from my mother, so I'm off to my clan house now bye!" as he shunshined away he 'accidentally' grabbed a hold of one perverted novel that he came to enjoy in later life. With the consent and further enjoyment of his future wife of course.

"Well" exclaimed the Hokage. "Fuck me"

1 week later at team placements

Naruto sat down at a desk inside his classroom for what would be his last time. After his life changing revelation said person was sporting an entire new wardrobe. With a set of black ANBU trousers, closed toe combat boots, a blood red sleeveless shirt and a red trench coat with black flames on the bottom (fight with pain coat) and his blue headband on his forehead. Also he wielded his mother's katana on his back, something that he had with pride.

A lot had changed from the Naruto that the people from the present time new, apart from his change of clothing. His attitude for one was of someone who was more patient with his life, and someone who took being a shinobi more seriously, even though no one knew it yet. These changes seemed to have caused a slight commotion within the room because snickering was heard behind him.

"Oi! Dobe! Failures don't belong here, so, ya know, piss off" came the annoying voice of Kiba Inuzuka.

"Yeah, you're just trying to be cool like Sasuke-kun! Stop it; you don't even deserve to try to be a ninja. I heard from my parents that you're some kind of freak" was heard by a generic fangirl.

To which Naruto replied from behind an orange book, "Hmm, you say something?" Which made them all sweatdrop.

A vicious rumbling sound could be heard after this, which was coming directly out from the hallway outside the room.

Now Naruto would usually, when the two banshees came in, be musing at how 'pretty' and 'wonderful' his 'Sakura-chan' was. But on this day he just looked over at her in contempt, wondering what it was that he even saw in her, taking into account that he has no memories of her betrayal in the future makes this a very good achievement for him.

"Naruto you baka!" screeched the pink haired whore/banshee. "Move! I wanna sit next to Sasuke-kun." Without any complaining, Naruto Uzumaki just got up and moved to a table beside Hinata Hyuuga (*cough* stalker *cough*) and Shino Aburame, who just nodded at him.

Not five minutes later Iruka walked in and announced the teams. "…Team 7 will be Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki."

Finally got round to doing this chapter. Phew. Enter smiley face. I know Im making him quite powerful but if you don't like it then you can shove it where Orochimaru shoves everything he possibly can. Up either his own or one willing Uchiha's ass. Seriously though. This is a possible outcome, barring the fox's power of course, but still. Shadow clones to learn everything from day one. He'd have become the Hokage in freaking no time at all!

And yes I know it's a short chapter, but it's just to let you know that I'm back doing my original stories for a while. Tomorrow I'm releasing the next chapter of 'End of Pain' so yay.

SPOILER ALERT!

Also, what the fuck is going on with the real Madara in the manga right now. Most powerful Uchiha ever, with the eternal Mangekyou, then the freaking ass huge meteor, wood style? and to top it off, he cannot freaking die due to, ya know, being brought back from the dead. Most. Overpowered. Character. Ever! In anything. Fuck it, next thing we'll find out is that they somehow have access to atomic weaponry, yeesh.

Til next time.