To The Dark Side
What if when Quinn joined the Skanks, she wasn't alone? What if she showed Rachel, Santana and Brittany the light and they joined her. What if more people joined them? Would Glee and McKinley survive?
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee. It belongs to Ryan Murphy and FOX. Any band names and songs mentioned belong to their respective owners.
A/N: From now on New Directions will be displayed as ND and New Meaning will be displayed as NM.
Chapter 13: Revenge is a dish best served…
Monday morning dawned on Lima Ohio and the residents of said town were slowly rising from their beds in anticipation of another week of hard work. In the Berry-Fabray and Pierce households the day had started anything but what is considered normal in Lima. Santana and Brittany awoke at seven due to a chorus of Oh Danny Boy by Daniel O'Donnell coming from Rory's bedroom. This annoyed Santana to no end because it meant two things, one she had to get up and leave her beautiful girlfriend in bed, and two it led to said girlfriend not giving her a good morning snog. Due to her being annoyed, Santana stormed out of hers and Brittany's bedroom and marched straight into Rory's. Upon arriving in his room Santana grabbed him by his shirt and told him.
"Listen here Irish, I couldn't get my mack on because of you. That has made me angry, so if I was you I would's run down those stairs and get breakfast coz when I come down with Britt, I won't be in the mood. Understand me." Santana finished and let said boy run downstairs, hoping that he was out the door before she got down there. If he wasn't then he would become number one on her hit list today at school. Luckily for Rory, Santana took a long time to get ready so he had escaped her wrath and had left for school before she came down.
At the now named Berry-Fabray household, Quinn and Rachel had a quite normal wake up, with them making love at seven, getting showered and changed by eight and had breakfast with Hiram, Leroy, Shelby and Beth by eight thirty. As normal Brittany and Santana arrived at bang on eight thirty and the foursome left to catch up with the rest of NM at school. Along the way the group stopped by the local store to pick up a tub of glue, which Santana gleefully accepted and at a local pillow store where they picked up a bag of feathers. This puzzled Rachel, Quinn and Brittany because they had no idea why Santana would need those things, and all they were told when asked was wait until glee. This intrigued the still puzzled threesome because Santana could never keep a secret, but they agreed to wait until then because they concluded, whatever Santana was planning must be big and would be fun for them to watch.
They arrived at the school and as per the norm, they were late and today they had first period Spanish with Mr Schue and his band of merry idiots which meant that they even had time for a quick fumble around on the football field where no one was that early in the morning. They arrived in Spanish nearly ten minutes late with their clothes all ruffled and their hair all messed up. This set Puck off when he saw them because all you heard from his direction of the classroom was a "Oh Man, that sight before me is going to fuel my dreams for the next few months. My hot Jew and her baby mama going at it. Oh yes this is good."
It also had an effect on the other members of the Spanish class, however most of said class were part of ND so their reactions were far more vocal then what Puck's reaction was. Mercedes went first. "What do you losers think this is, a seedy hotel. You all stink of cigarettes and sex. I think you need a bath." Mike went next.
"I didn't think you could drop any further Rachel, guess I was wrong."
Finn finished the ND team moan off with. "Rachel, how could you, first you get brainwashed into marrying her, and now you stoop to her levels. I am so disappointed with you. But don't worry I will still wait for you." Finn finished, unaware of the noise Quinn was starting to make.
Mr Schue saved ND from any comeback by telling the four girls that they shouldn't be in his class dressed like how they were currently dressed, so they just shrugged their shoulders and walked out, their departure being accompanied by a cheer from the other members of NM.
Since they now had time on their hands. Santana bade her three friends a farewell promising to meet up with them at bleachers where they would have a KFC lunch courtesy of Shelby as a thanks for their effort in uncovering what happened at Sectionals. NM met at lunch where they were greeted by a Santana with a smile. Now past experience had taught NM that Santana with a smile was a bad thing, so they approached her nervously and asked her what she had the big grin for. She looked at them and told them the same thing she had told Quinn, Rachel and Brittany earlier on. They agreed to wait for whatever she had planned, but asked her if any of NM were going to be hurt. She promised them that they wouldn't so they left it at that. During their KFC lunch NM discovered that there was also a small quantity of Whisky at the bottom of the bag, which was shared equally between the group as they laughed and reminisced about their school life and how their futures would be better, well everyone but Quinn and Rachel who were discussing if and when they would be expanding their family.
Lunch ended and NM made their way to the gymnasium, where they had to attend an assembly hosted by the Ohio State University regarding how great their University was. Quinn shut the man who was talking off and decided to focus on what Rachel and her future children would be like. A good half hour later, the lecture finished and NM made their way to their drama lesson which was taught by Shelby. The class was spilt fifty-fifty with NM being half and ND being the other half. To say the lesson was fun was an understatement. Firstly Rory accidently fell onto Brittany and got a good look up her skirt, well he did until Santana grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt and kneed him in the balls, she then threw him to the side and grabbed her girlfriend and placed her on her lap. Secondly Mike and Artie tried to gang up on Blaine and Kurt, the attempt lasted until a hook accidently found its way onto their underpants and hoisted them up in the air until their pants split. Finally Finn demanded that he partner Rachel, well he did until Rachel walked out of the Auditorium stating that she would rather eat the cafeteria curry then work with Finn again. The class ended with ND thoroughly embarrassed and NM grinning like cats that got the cream.
The rest of the day went smoothly for NM especially with Quinn asking the Hockey players to start throwing Slushie at ND members. To say they were happy was an understatement as they locked their sights on Tina and dumped a load of Slushie on her. However once the final bell rang, they knew that they had glee club to attend, well they would have attended had there not been a sign saying that Shelby had a meeting to go to, so the club was cancelled for tonight. They were unaware that Shelby had actually gone home to pick Beth up, and had allowed Santana to complete her plan to destroy ND for cheating them at Sectionals.
Santana grinned at the sign and told NM to follow her quietly as she told them that her secret behaviour would be unveiled to them when they made it to the ND choir room. They made it to the choir room just as Finn and Mercedes belted out a poor attempt at We Are Young by FUN, and were amazed that Santana still had a huge grin on her face. When the ND duo finished Santana told them to move to the right a bit and asked them to hold their breath because once Mr Schue pressed his pen to the board, a surprise would hit the ND members. Her quote was proven not ten seconds later when a gallon of Slushie, glue, feathers and a smell that reminded Puck of dog poo splattered onto the ND members. NM couldn't help bursting out in laughter as they legged it through the corridors to their cars to celebrate Santana's prank. As they all approached the School gates Santana lowered the passenger window and shouted.
"Revenge is a sweet."
A/N: Chapter 13 done. Thanks for the reviews everyone. I am glad people like the story. It really motivates me when people like something I am writing. Anyway review if it pleases you.
T-REX06