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*This episode of Monokuma Theater was filmed in front of a live studio audience of bastards.*
A spotlight turned on revealing a black and white bear sitting next to a lever.
"Ahem... now I know what you're thinking, 'Mister Monokuma, what exactly does SYOC mean? To answer your question!"
The bear placed a paw on the lever and pulled it. A neon sign lit up behind him that read:
'Sometimes You Own Crap'
Touko Fukawa suddenly stood up in the audience and pointed a finger at monokuma. "You're just asking strangers for ideas because you can't come up with them on your own! Then you and your readers have to go through the cringey script and bad lemons together as you die on the inside writing a chapter that's already a year behind the time you promised it would be done!"
The foul girl pulled a random lever.
'Sufficating Yourself Over Crap'
"Talking from experience, huh?" The bear grinned.
Toko turned away. "N-no, of course not. As if I've ever written something I'd be ashamed of!"
"Ah, reaaaally?" Monokama pulled out a stack of papers. The title page read:
'Dangan Ronpa: From Hope to Despair: Uncut Edition'
"No, no, no!" She quickly pulled another lever.
See You On Chapter 3
*The next epsisode of Monokuma Theater will feature a reading of 'Dangan Ronpa: From Hope to Despair: Uncut Edition' narrrated by Satan Van Syoc, the founding father of SYOCs.*
Authur's Note: Oh, that reminds me. I PROMISE TO HAVE A NEW CHAPTER EVERY OTHER MINUTE FOR YOU GUYS. I never break any of my promises and I'm full of so many ideas. This gives me a minute and a half two plan out the chapter and thirty seconds to write it. That's how long it takes to make a SYOC, right?
Anyways, the next chapter we get into character introduction.