Hey guys. Sorry, this isn't a real chapter or anything like that. Just an author notes. lol :)
It's been a while, but this is just a quick update on how the story is going and all.
But while I tried to post this chapter, FanFiction directed me to these guidelines and I actually decided to read them for a change. Yay!
This is my first time typed reaction of them.
Read along if you like.
'Community Etiquette...' blah blah blah 'proofread all entries...' *yawn*... ' the chapter system is not to be used as a placeholder for non-story content such as author notes.'
Oh... um... I-I can explain! Um... um... you see, I've never actually read the rules and guidelines and... um...
Oh wait!
You can add short author notes to the beginning or at the end of stories but never as individual chapters.
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Oh, did I say this was just an authors note?
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Surprise!
༼;༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽ Le Monokuma Theater ༼;༎ຶ.̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨̨.̸̸̨̨ ༎ຶ༽
*This episode of Le Monokuma Theater was filmed in front of an adorable studio audience of kittens.*
A spotlight turned on revealing a black and white bear with a large wooden hammer in hand. On the hammer read the words 'BAN HAMMER'
"Oh... you've published a story but still never read the guidelines?. Well, let's take a look at the warning to those who break the rules! Upupupu!"
'Failure to comply with the site rules will result in the removal of stories and/or suspension of accounts.
The rules zoomed in at 4,206,999x.
AND EXECUTION!'
"Here's an example of what we do to rule breakers!"
Monokuma went backstage and came back pushing out six cannons with a kitten in each one.
Several nyans of shock and horror came from the audience.
"Fire!" Monokuma lit the fuse while doing his signature laugh and sexy poses.
((The next part is too graphic and we're not going to the m rating yet so I will censor it for now. Alright, we should be safe.))
... the audience was splattered with crimson, chunks of fleshy meat raining down-
"Nyan!" "Nyan" "Meow" "Meow"
*Translation: "Holy !#$! The humanity!" "& # *bleep* f*****"*
*I can't translate the cats that go 'Meow'.*
((Whoops! You didn't see anything!))
As the smoke cleared, a new figure wearing a mailman outfit appeared on stage with six kittens in their arms.
"Who dares? What's your name?" Monokuma growled.
The new figure on the stage smirked. "My name is..."
...
"Your name is?" Monokuma tilted his head. "Are you going to finish that? "
The new arrival smirked again. "My name is...!"
"...:" Monokuma looked annoyed. "What's your name!"
"My name is...!" The boy smirked.
"... Nyan... Meow..." The kittens looked up at the guy dressed up as a mailman.
"The kitties get it!" Adj new kid gestured to the empty space besides him. "Can't you read... My name is right there. Along with my Ulti mate and the Supper Hi Shoel Laval. Duh."
"What? Ah forget it." Monokuma sighed. "Hey, bastard, you wanna play a game?"
"Depends, is the game Paperboy?" The person who had not been named yet so they get all these descriptions until their name gets name dropped said.
"No." Monokuma replied. "It's a lot more fun than that. It's called die in the stupidest way'"
"Paperboy 3!" Mailman outfit wearing individual nodded. "I want to play."
"Bubbly!" Monokuma rubbed his paws together. "Now get into the cannon!"
Author Notes: I hope you guys enjoyed the author notes.
Author Notes Notes: I hope you guys enjoyed my author notes on my author notes.
Author Notes Notes Notes: The hell? Hey, my lovely readers, call for help.
Author Notes Notes Notes Notes: Shit! I don't have any readers!
Author Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes: This isn't happening! No! Alright, that's enough of this annoying author notes. I'll see you all next chapter. Milky-T out!
Author Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes: Why me? It's not fair! How can this happen to me? Who is to blame? The gods of FanFiction!? Junko Enoshima?! Why would this happen? AAAAAGH!
Author Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes: Stop this, please. I'll do anything! I'll be a better person! No more poking fun of SYOCs, no more trolling, no more reading but not reviewing... if only I can go back to a normal life...
Author Notes Notes Notes Netos Notes Notes Notes Notes: I'm so sad, why bother with anything? I'm stuck here, so what's the point of living? I miss my dog, why go on?
Author Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes Notes: It's going to be okay. I can't fight it; I may as well embrace it. Yea... I won't worry. Cause every little thing gonna be alright
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