LWA Phone Snippet #3 : "Where's my noodle cup?"

First of all, akilice hope you don't mind me using your family AU for this snippet?
Now, first time writing Charoix in my ENTIRE stay at lwa fandom. So I might not get it right. Meh, I'll try.

Sorry for the delay and thank you to Syaoran Li Clow and UrFan for reviewing!

This one is a short Chariox. The first one I've written... and actually i'm done with chapter 4. It will be here soon. But rn I'm busy so...

Enjoy?

~Shintori Khazumi


Snippet #3 : "Where's my noodle cup?"

"Noodles, noodles, noodles~ Genius Croix wants noodles, wants noodles, wants noodles! Genius Croix wants noodles to secretlyfeedittoherdaughter,againstherbelovedwife'swishes, AK-KO!"

The tune of "Mary had a little lamb" parodied into the worst one yet had resounded within the Meridies home as a middle-aged woman came home from work, in search of her guilty pleasures.

Reaching her paradise isle, A.K.A the kitchen, Croix reached for her private ramen cabinet where her favorite noodle cup in which she ate noodles on special occasions, was located.

"I'm back for you, my sweet, salty darling~" Croix sang, opening the holy wooden doors before screeching in pure despair. "Kyaaaaaaaaa!"

The sound was so ear-splitting, and it could even shake up their whole house, that Chariot panicked, coming into the room, having just woken up from a long nap that afternoon, not noticing Croix coming home.

She had a long day, she didn't need any more negative additions.

"Croix? Honey, what's wrong?!" She got into an odd fighting stance, groggy and trying to shake the sleep from her system. Maybe their was an intruder, a burglar.

At the sight of her homely wife, Croix immediately burst into tears. "Chaaarriiioooottttt…" She whined, holding her arms out like a child needing to be carried.

Chariot relaxed a bit, seeing no other presence aside from her wife's, and the open noodle cabinet, piecing it together as Croix running out of her stash again.

She sighed, running a hand through her luscious locks before taking her baby wife into her arms.

"What's wrong this time, dear?" She cooed, running her hands through the shorter hair. "Run out, again?" She asked, kissing the crown of the purplette's head.

At the shaking of the head, the former performer felt confused. Usually, these pathetic whines pointed to no ramen, and Chariot had long before associated these events with one another.
"What- then… Why are you crying?" She asked skeptically.

"oodle… Up… Dle… p" Croix murmured, still sobbing.

"What? Say it clearly!"

"MY NOODLE CUP HAS BEEN STOLEN!"

"…"

Croix immediately felt nervous, cold sweat running down her brow at Chariot's blank stare. She may or may not have gotten herself into trouble.

"Baby? Are you… Are you ok?" She tried, fearful.

Her wife continued to stare at her blankly, before wearing the gentlest of smiles.

"Char-bear?" The name came out in a squeak, Croix visibly shrinking. "Mama Ursula~"

"Your noodle cup…" Chariot finally spoke, Croix perking up straightaway, nodding like a puppy.

"Th-that's right! My precious, beloved noodle cup-" She tried getting Chariot on her side, but was cut off.

"I. Don't. Care." The redhead smiled so sickeningly sweet, Croix felt doomed. "Personally, I think it's a good omen."

The absolute, genuine cheer on Chariot's face scared the modern woman, who could only nod sorrowfully.

"I'm going back to bed. I ordered Chinese because I'm tired."

Then the room door clicked shut.

"But Babbyyyyyy… Noodles…"


Later that night, Croix cried again, but this time it was out of pure joy.

Her precious Angel of a daughter…

Her other baby, Akko, age five, had somehow managed to accidentally break Croix's special noodle cup, but with her tiny bits of saving allowance, bought a brand new one with her mama's favorite brand printed on it just this afternoon, accompanied by 'Auntie Marjie' (Marjolaine) who had found the little brown poppet wandering the town streets alone.

Ursula had scolded the girl, but then showered her with kisses for coming home safely.

Also, Akko bought her Momma chocolate and flowers. (Bribery, possibly)

"Akkkooooooo~"

They had the best little angel in the universe.

;)


A/N: You should know I had to sing it in my head to get the timing right.
I SUCK AT CHARIOX, OKAY?! I'M SORRY.

~Shintori Khazumi