Finn's eyes opened up slowly.
He had a massive headache.
He felt like he was knocked out cold.
Which is when he realized he had been.
He was lying in the dirt, which stuck to the side of his face.
His opened his eyes up all the way and he was fully awake.
He sat up, spitting out dirt and wiping it off his face.
"My head," he groaned. "I feel like I just woke up from a coma."
He then could hear other groaning sounds from a short distance.
He slowly got on his feet and limped over.
He saw that it was Maybeck, Charlene, Philby, and Willa making the noise.
They had been apparently knocked out too.
They were all lying on top of one another.
Finn knew it was from them all making out last night.
"Are you guys ok?" asked Finn.
"I think I have a migraine," groaned Willa.
"I think I married a troll last night," groaned Maybeck.
"No you fought a troll," said Charlene.
"Ow…" groaned Philby. "That was a knock out spell we were all hit with."
"It must have been Maleficent," said Finn. "She is watching over us after all."
Then Finn realized something.
It was morning.
"Oh god!" he said. "Tonight is the ritual!"
Suddenly, everyone realized something else.
"DILLARD AND JESS!" they yelled.
They all quickly got up and made their way back to the campsite.
Once everyone arrived there, they stopped dead cold.
Dillard was lying on the ground, knocked out cold as well.
And Jess was no where to be seen.
Finn walked up to Dillard, and then kicked him hard.
Dillard gasped awake.
"Wake up lazybones!" yelled Finn.
"Finn?" groaned Dillard. "What's going on?"
"You're lying on the ground here passed out probably drunk and Jess is gone," said Finn. "Where is she?"
"She was just here," groaned Dillard. "We drank and then I think we kissed."
Philby saw Jess' canister that she left behind.
He picked it up and smelled it.
"A knock-out poison," said Philby. "That bitch drugged you!"
"What?" asked Dillard. "No that's impossible!"
Finn suddenly screamed loudly.
"THE MAP!" he screamed. "THE FUCKING MAP IS GONE!"
"WHAT!?" everyone yelled.
"She took it!" yelled Finn. "Jess took it!"
"She's a fucking spy for Maleficent!" said Willa. "She played all of us!"
"So that's how Maleficent knew where we were!" said Maybeck.
"No that's impossible!" said Dillard. "I…I can't believe that!"
"Face it Dillard!" yelled Finn. "Jess was a spy and you fell into her trap and let her take the map!"
"Whoa wait!" yelled Dillard standing up. "Me!? This is my fault!?"
"Yes it is!" yelled Finn. "You fell for her!"
"I wasn't the one who agreed to let her join us!" said Dillard.
"You should've followed the warning of the prophecy!" yelled Charlene. "I'm glad we're not dead, but now because we had more than five, we lost the map!"
"And now we can't find where the sword is!" yelled Philby.
"And it's all your fault!" yelled Finn.
"How dare you," growled Dillard. "I don't deserve this!"
"What do you mean you don't deserve this!?" yelled Finn.
"You've always been better than me!" yelled Dillard. "And you've always enjoyed it!"
"Excuse me!?" yelled Finn.
"You think you're so superior because you are a knight and get to rescue a princess!" yelled Dillard. "I wanted that turn this time! I should've been the one picked to be the High Disneyland's hero!"
"You would've died the moment you left the castle!" yelled Finn.
"And look at where we are because of you being leader!" yelled Dillard.
"Because its your fault!" yelled Finn.
"You're not a true friend!" yelled Dillard. "Having you as a friend sometimes feels like a curse to me!"
Finn was now enraged.
"Go," he said.
"What?" asked Dillard.
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" Finn screamed. "YOU ARE NO LONGER APART OF THE KINGDOM KEEPERS!"
"What!?" yelled Dillard. "Finn!"
"GO HOME DILLARD RIGHT NOW!" yelled Finn. "GO HOME! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! AND BE QUICK OR YOU'LL GET KILLED! GO!"
He looked at Dillard.
Tears were running down his friend's face.
"Fuck you Finn," said Dillard as he picked up his gear. "Enjoy Amanda when you hopefully rescue her!"
Everyone watched as Dillard sadly walked away.
He disappeared into the woods and out of sight.
Dillard was gone.
Maybeck, Philby, Charlene, and Willa stared at Finn who was still enraged.
"That was kind of harsh," said Charlene.
"And cruel," said Philby.
"And necessary," said Finn.
"Necessary?" asked Maybeck.
"He's safe now," said Finn. "I couldn't risk any worse things happening from extra members."
"You did that on purpose," Willa realized.
"I had to," said Finn. "Now let's go."
"Go?" asked Maybeck.
"Jess has to be in Holly Kingdom," said Finn. "Perhaps we can find her and get the map back."
"Then let's hurry," said Philby.
Everyone picked up their gear and headed out.
They had to stop Maleficent and now Jess no matter the costs.
Yeah that was kind of harsh of what Finn did. Will we see Dillard again? And remember like I said, this story is based off of Your Highness a lot. Stay tuned for more!
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