A/N

Ash: Welcome to the second chapter. I would just like to point out that this story will contain three arcs, including this one. Also, I am purposely skipping the Alola region, because in all honesty, it sucks.

Fibrosor: Come on Ash, that's my line.

Ash: Fibrosor has been in the shower for the past week trying to remove the digestive juices. As for Charizard, well...

An explosion rocks the room.

Fibrosor: Damn it, Charizard, Now I look like his father.

Ash: Who is my father?

Fibrosor(darth vader voice):I Am Your Father.

Ash: Really. Father I misse-

Fibrosor:Actually, no. You are SO dumb!

Ash: Shut up you bastard. No-one insults my father, whoever he is.

Charizard: 'This time I'm on Fibrosor's side. This is getting old fast.'

Mew: (/Finally, someone to torture./)

Both Ash and Mew glare at Fibrosor.

Fibrosor :Guys, I'm sorry. Please dont go psycho on me. Charizard, help. Someone, do the disclaimer.

Charizard: 'This is too hilarious. I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. Anyway, "Fibrosor's too broke to own pokemon." Sad, but true'

The camera cuts off.

Muffled screams can be heared in the background.

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"Human speach"

Human Telepathy

(/Pokémon Telepathy/)

'Pokéspeach'

[Machine speach]

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15 years ago.

Uncle Giovanni never lets me leave my room.

Even on my seventh birthday last week, he never showed up.

Suddenly, I heared a loud, earsplitting bang.

I peered through the "window", a miniature crack in the wall, and saw a mysterious dragonlike creature, with large ears, and wings of a Zubat.

Lying in front of it was a man, floating in a pool of his own blood.

I had to escape.

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12 years ago

It was three years since the wild pokemon attack. Uncle had gotten me a riolu to keep me company in the lonely room.

Riolu was a great companion, and my only source of knowledge of the outside world.

It turnd out he could communicate with telepathy, but unfortunately was a bit on the awkward side.

(/Master, I demand a manly pokeball. To heck with this pink and purple./)

Stop calling me Master!

(/But master, Our auras are compatible. Our souls have merged into an eternal blue flame that cannot be put out. Therefore, I MUST call you master./)

Oh great. He's an anime nut. The first Gurren Laggan was bad enough.

(A.N/Fibrosor's Spirit: Ash, when you break the fourth wall, your not surposed to dent it, your surposed to shatter it.

Smirks darkly./A.N)

Who was that!

Maybe I was under-exaggerating.

Eventually, I learned to live with his crazy antics.

It was painful, to say the least.

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10 years ago

(/The day.

The day had finally come, a day when the two citizens of this tiny sovereign nation would step forth into a new world.

A world of freedom.

A world of endless-/)

"Coffee," I interupted.

(/No, master. Though that would be wonderful. let me add that to the speach./)

"What speach" I retorted.

There was no time for Riolu to answer.

We could hear a fumbling of keys.

I straightened my imaginary tie.

I had to make a good first impression.

Unfortunately, riolu got out a speach.

He started just as the door opened.

It could never have been more disastrous.

Uncle entered to the sound of riolu's speach.

Luckily for him, he couldn't understand it.

"What's the mutt doing?"questioned the man.

"You'd rather not know." I replied.

"Is he okay upstairs?"

"Sometimes I ask myself the same question."

"Anyway, today, I shall unlock the door to your room."

I was shocked.

"Didn't you already do that?" I asked.

"That was only but the first door."

My face paled.

After five long minutes of unlocking doors, we finally made it to the headquarters' main lobby, only to be interupted by two idiots, and a walking meowth.

"Boss, We've finally caught the twerps pikachu." shouted one woman, with a gravity defying hairstyle."

Palkia must have been getting a headache.

Uncle abruptly turned round.

"These idiots finally did something useful. Show it to me." he demanded.

They fumbled in their bags, and produced a pokeball.

Giovanni released the pikachu, inspected it, returned it, and handed me the pokeball.

"Good work. Now, I would like you to train my nephew. get him initiated into the team."

"Nephew?" three voices chorused.

"Yes. MY nephew,"he replied, conveying the hidden message.

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5 years ago.

After five years of training with jessie and james, and a traumatised meowth, we were finally given our first field mission. Infiltrate the enemy base, and retrieve their data.

We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into.

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Mew:(/He owed me a hundred Poké. He was supposed to pay before he died./)

Charizard:'Here's his wallet. I don't think he needs it anymore.'

Ash:Does anyone have anything to say.

Riolu(/I do/)

Mew used Transform.

Mew turned into Exploud.

Ash: Riolu don't!

[Riolu used speach.]

[Its super effective.]

[Ash fainted.]

[Charizard fainted.]

[Mew's soundproof ability negated the attack.]

[Riolu gained 2000 exp points.]

[What? Riolu is evolving!]

[ Riolu evolved into Lucario.]

Dexter fainted.