Finn walked up to the defeated wizard.

Blood still poured from Jafar's head.

Tia Dalma and Maleficent prepared to attack, but Jafar held them back.

He winked, letting them know he had this.

"I don't know what you are winking at," said Finn. "You have lost. I'm going to kill you, and then the father of that demon will be dead and unable to complete its birth."

He pointed his sword right at his neck.

"You have lost," he said.

Jafar looked up and smiled.

"Go ahead then," he said. "Kill me!"

Finn snorted and gripped his sword with both hands.

He was inches from his neck.

"What are you waiting for Finn?" asked Amanda. "Kill that psychopath!"

"Yeah kill me boy!" said Jafar. "What if I do this?"

He then got up and stood up high.

He held out both his arms, letting go of his staff.

"Now are you going to kill me?" he asked.

Finn still hesitated.

"It's too easy," said Finn. "Something is not right!"

"Indeed there is," said Jafar. "I guess they forgot to mention that this ritual has a failsafe!"

"What?" asked Finn.

"Yes that sword can kill any evil," said Jafar. "But if you use that to kill me, the ritual will not be stopped!"

"What!?" yelled Finn.

"The failsafe for if the male host dies!" said Jafar. "If I die, or if you kill me, my manly seed remains will be draw into your princess, and it will finish the ritual without me!"

"What that's bullshit!" yelled Finn.

"That's not fair!" cried Amanda.

"It's a dark curse," said Jafar. "And one of the few that cannot be stopped!" yelled Jafar.

Finn didn't know what to do.

"You can either kill me and doom the world by completing the ritual," said Jafar. "Or you can surrender and let me finish the ritual, hence me dooming the world! Either way, you lose and we win!"

Finn growled and stared at Jafar.

But then suddenly, he stared at his legs, and got an idea.

He knew just what to do.

"Actually," he said. "There is a third option."

"And what's that?" asked Jafar.

"DESTROY THE HOST!" yelled Finn.


Finn suddenly, without warning, swung fast at Jafar's crotch.

He then sliced Jafar's dick right off.

Jafar collected his breath and screamed at the top of his lungs.

Finn then stabbed his sword right under his crotch.

Jafar yelled out much louder.

Amanda gagged when Jafar's dick landed on the ground, and his other parts around there began to spill on the ground.

Tia Dalma gasped and Maleficent screamed.

"NOOOOOO!" she yelled.

Finn rammed his sword far there and moved it around until he knew every part was destroyed.

He threw out his sword from Jafar as he fell to the ground in sheer pain.

Jafar looked down, watching blood pour from his crotch.

He was then distracted by the screaming of Chernabog.

Everyone looked and saw his parts cut off getting absorbed into Chernabog.

Lightning began surging through the alter and Chernabog roared out in pain.

They then saw that what was made of him was beginning to break apart.

Chernabog raised his hand up high into the sky as he broke apart and was absorbed into the gemstone in the alter.

As soon as everything was absorbed, all was silent.

"FINN GET OVER HERE!" Jess screamed.

Without question Finn dashed over to the Keepers.

And just like that, the gemstone exploded into pure, powerful, destructive, and white energy.

It melted the alter and destroyed the tower.

Jess had put a shield up in time before they were hit.

Maleficent did the same for herself, while Jafar did one with him and Amanda.

But Tia Dalma was too late, for she got hit by the blast.

She and all the skeleton warriors were hit and immediately broken apart into pieces.

Jafar watched his mother get reduced to nothing.

It was all getting destroyed.


The blast was so powerful that all the armies outside saw it and watched.

Luckily the blast didn't hit them.

It subsided almost quickly.

Immediately afterwards, everyone put their shields down.

They all stared at what was once the alter tower.

Maleficent gasped out as everything was gone.

"N…no!" she gasped. "It can't be! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! MY PLAN! ITS ALL RUINED!"

Finn and the Keepers smiled as they walked over to them.

Finn darted to Amanda and cut her loose.

Jafar was in too much pain to stop them.

Finn picked up Amanda bridal style and helped her to her feet.

"Amanda?" Finn asked.

Amanda looked up at Finn and smiled.

"Oh Finn…!" she cried.

She pressed her lips on Finn's before he could say anything.

She kissed him hard and would not stop.

Finn began to kiss her back and hugged her tightly.

Everyone just smiled and stared.

"You do look good in that dress," Finn whispered.

"Oh shut up," Amanda chuckled. "A pervert gave this to me."

"Hey…" groaned Jafar. "Get your lips off of my woman."

Amanda snorted, walked up to Jafar, and kicked him hard in the crotch.

Jafar screamed out like a girl in pain.

Amanda quickly retaliated, her foot covered in blood.

She didn't kick Jafar in the nuts.

She kicked inside the hole of Jafar's crotch.

"Ew! Ew!" she screeched.

Everyone giggled as she wiped her foot on a rock.


Jafar gasped repeatedly before feeling down there.

Everyone stared down at him.

He opened up his robe and the girls gagged loudly.

Willa even threw up.

Jafar had no dick anymore.

"It's…it's gone!" he yelled. "What did you do to me!?"

"I took away your most deadly weapon," said Finn. "The ritual has now been stopped, and you can no longer use that weapon to hurt another girl ever again."

"Why didn't you just kill me…?" groaned Jafar. "You had to cut off my dick?"

"You get a fate worse than death," said Finn. "You'll rot in the dungeons with no magic, no family, and no dick for the rest of your life!"

Jafar tried to reach out towards Finn, but the pain from his crotch struck him, and he fainted in pain.

"Well he's done," said Maybeck.

"And now her," said Philby.


Everyone stared at Maleficent who stared down at the ground.

They all surrounded the table surrounding her.

"You've taken everything from me," she said. "My team, my plans, my rule, everything!"

"Everything except your life," said Charlene.

"Which we're going to take now," said Dillard. "Right guys?"

"I'll gladly do it in revenge," said Jess.

"Trust me guys," said Finn. "We're going to kill her here and now."

Maleficent looked up and growled.

"You stupid kids," she said. "You…will…all…PAY FOR THIS!"

As she screamed, she was then engulfed in green flames.

Everyone watched her suddenly grow big.

"Oh god not again!" said Finn.

When the flames cleared, Maleficent was not a fairy anymore.

She was a fire breathing dragon.


Oh god a dragon! And now you know, they didn't kill Jafar. They cut off his fucking dick! Did any of you gag or throw up at that? Tell me if you did! Stay tuned for the final battle!

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