The battle was over.
The war was won.
The Kingdom Keepers had defeated Maleficent and the villains and saved the kingdom.
And yet they were not happy at the moment.
They were all mourning over Dillard's dead body.
Jess held his burned body while every lover held each other.
"He was the greatest friend I ever had," said Finn. "I trained him myself you know."
"It's like the prophecy said," said Philby. "Only five, or one will die."
"But look on the bright side," said Charlene. "Dillard died a hero. He sacrificed himself for the entire kingdom."
"You're right," said Maybeck. "He saved Finn from dying with the sword. He's the hero."
"Which means that because of Dillard, the Kingdom Keepers won," said Willa.
"What are you all trying to say?" asked Amanda.
"Dillard is the hero today," said Finn. "He was the one who saved the whole kingdom."
He smiled and wiped his face.
"And I thank him for that," he said. "And he will get the proper funeral of a hero back home."
"Home…" moaned Amanda. "Can we go back please?"
"Yeah," said Maybeck. "I've had enough of creepy castles for one adventure."
"Can I come back with you guys?" asked Jess.
"Of course," said Philby. "After all, you're a Kingdom Keeper now."
"I am?" asked Jess.
"You and Amanda," said Willa. "We're all the Kingdom Keepers."
"Very well then," said Jess picking up Dillard's body. "Let's go home."
Everyone nodded, and then heard a groan.
It came from Jafar.
"Oh right," sighed Charlene. "We almost forgot about you Sir Dickless."
The gang giggled.
"Fuck you…" groaned Jafar. "I wish you did forget about me."
"How could I forget about the man who just raped me and almost made me give birth to a demon?" asked Amanda angrily.
"It's over Amanda," said Finn. "Philby please take care of Lord Eunuch so we can go home."
"Hey asshole…" said Jafar. "You can't call me that because I got everything cut…"
Before he could finish, Philby used magic to shrink Jafar and put him in a jar he made appear in his hand.
Everyone laughed at the tiny screaming sorcerer before they finally began to start walking out of the dreaded castle.
They met up with Storey and the Forest Magi, who stood before tons of defeated minions.
They showed sadness over Dillard's body, especially Storey, for it was Dillard who brought them to battle.
They began to walk outside, following them.
As they walked over the gate, Maybeck almost thought he heard Frollo's body being squished more and more.
He was probably the only one who remembered Frollo was there.
They began walking towards the armies of the kingdoms who were waiting for them.
All around them were Frollo's soldiers, either dead, being executed, or surrendering.
Wayne saw them all coming towards them, and almost shrieked.
"AMANDA!" he yelled.
"Daddy!" Amanda cried.
Finn watched Amanda run up the hill while her father jumped off his horse and ran towards her.
They both met and embraced tightly.
"Oh my beautiful daughter," Wayne cried. "I'm so happy you're ok."
"I am too," cried Amanda.
"Those monsters didn't hurt you did they?" asked Wayne.
"A little bit," said Amanda.
"Don't forget about the rape!" Maybeck yelled jokingly.
Amanda stuck out her tongue.
"Rape!?" yelled Wayne.
"No dad its ok!" said Amanda. "You can take care of that situation back at the castle. We have the man who did it anyway."
"You do?" asked Wayne. "Show me him!"
"Hey Philby!" yelled Amanda. "Throw me Sir No-Dicks-A-Lot!"
Philby chuckled and threw the jar at her, with Jafar screaming inside.
Amanda caught him and showed him to Wayne.
Wayne glared at the tiny sorcerer.
"Hello little man!" he said fiercely. "I'm the high king, Wayne! And this as you man already know is my daughter, you know, the one you raped!"
"You know what fuck you!" yelled Jafar. "I've had enough of today! I'm going to be living the rest of my life without a dick! Just take me to your dungeon already!"
"Oh I may do worse then put you in a dungeon," said Wayne. "But we'll discuss that when we get home."
He turned to give Philby back the jar, but then he noticed him.
He saw Jess holding Dillard's body.
"Oh dear," he said.
He walked up to him and sighed.
He knew who Dillard was, and who he was to Finn.
"He was your best friend," he sighed to Finn.
"And he still is," said Finn. "He died a hero."
"Indeed he did," said Wayne. "We shall have a proper hero funeral for him when we get home. And then tonight, you shall wed my daughter."
Finn smiled at Amanda, who just smiled back.
"My king?" asked Storey walking up. "May we accompany you all back?"
"Why of course," said Wayne. "You all helped save the kingdom."
"Then let's go home," said Finn.
Wayne nodded, and then whistled.
A soldier riding a horse came with another horse.
"This is your horse," Wayne said. "Ride ahead, with my daughter on your back."
Finn excitedly got onto the horse.
He then had it walk up to Amanda, who still looked so beautiful in the white dress that the villains gave her.
He held out his arm and she grabbed it, and he pulled her up onto his back.
She held onto his chest with her arms around him as Finn rode up to the front.
"Let's all go home!" he yelled.
Everyone yelled out and cheered as the Keepers too mounted horses and everyone began their walk home.
The battle was over, and everyone was finally going home.
There are only three chapters left in this story. The next one might start out sad, but later we get an intense love scene with Finn and Amanda. Oh god I can't wait to write another one of those between them. Stay tuned!
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