A.N. I give you the right to hate me, I really can't stress how guilty I'm feelig, that's all I'm going to say...


Disclaimer: I don't own X-men Evo. =•(

After lunch I finish my lunch I'm abducted by Kitty and Amara...

"What did you say!"They demand at exactly the same time.

I explain what happened as well as the 'window' incident (It's what I'm calling it now. Sounds dramatic, right.)

Amara says slowly "So... She kneed you in the groin, threw you out of an open window-"

"A three story high window." I correct, feeling a little depressed.

"Threw you out of a three story high window, punches you repeatedly and then runs runs off, presumably to cry."

"Umm... Yes..." When she says it like that, X' does sound pretty malicious...

Kitty interrupts "And it didn't like, bother you!"

"Umm... No... Well, it hurt my feeling a little bit, but..."

She interrupts again, "Good, you two are like, perfect for each other!"

"Whoa, wait, What? Kitty, how does any of what I just said make us the perfect match? She pretty much hates me." I ask, confused.

" X-23 can be horrible and violent to you and you won't care, because your like indestructible, Right?" She replies, as if it's obvious. "You're the best equipped for dealing with her"

"H- how does... Dealing wi- Oh... you're just using me to keep her occupied so that she doesn't kill you all." I say, feeling a little betrayed. Here I thought I had this annoying, bossy, little buddy who forces me into doing stuff that I don't want to, but instead, I have this manipulating, selfish bitch who's only friends with me for her own personal gain. Well, I won't stand for it!

"What, no I like-" Kitty stutters.

"No, I refuse to believe that someone as adorable as X-23

would kill anyone intensionally unless it's out of self defense. In fact, I will prove to you that she isn't just some mindless creature of violence, but in fact I sentient being, who has feelings and a heart!" I say, rather angrily.

"But didn't you just say that she threw you out of a window!" Kitty exclaims.

"And in class, you said that you were making sure that she doesn't kill anyone." Amara adds.

"That- that's just because I was trying to cover up the fact that I like her." I huff. "And she only threw me out of the window because I frightened her."

"She's dangerous Martin, I don't even know why the Professor lets her stay." Kitty complains.

"Well unlike you, he has a heart. Now excuse me, I have lessons to get to." I finish, shrugging them off.

Kitty's about to say something back, but I interrupt, "Save it Kitty, I don't want to hear it." I walk off to my next lesson, the two girls glaring at me.


A.N. Again, sorry for the short chapter, I will have a longer one up soon.