CHAPTER TWO
Harry had gone to Dumbledore after Draco's latest outburst very depressed about what had happened. Dumbledoor had looked him up and down and said "I think you have a fine figure Harry". "Fine?" questioned Harry, on the verge of tears. "just fine?" How can I live with my self if I am nothing more than satisfactory. Harry then collapsed dramatically on the floor and began to wail loudly. Dumbledore was extremely distressed and just at that moment, much to Harry's misfortune, Professor Snape entered the room.
"What on earth is going on here you unworthy scum of a boy?" Snape boomed. "Im sorry Harry, I would be more sympathetic but you see I hate you because you look like your father James and remind me every day of how I lost my one true love Lily. Ahhh beautiful Lily."
Harry could't take it anymore. He felt adrenaline racing through his body and stopped holding back. He leapt to his feet and screamed, a terrible, deafening scream.
"YOU KNOW WHAT BOTH OF YOU CAN JUST PISS OFF AND DIE! ALBUS I TRUSTED YOU! I RESPECTED YOU, AND HOW DO YOU REPAY ME? YOU TELL ME I AM NOTHING MORE THAN MEARLY FINE. YOU HAVE DEEPLY OFENDED ME. I THNK I WILL BE SCARED FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. YOU KNOW THAT MY ONLY ONE TRUE WISH IS TO BECOME A FAMOUS SUPERMODEL. HOW AM I EVER GOING TO GET THE ALLURING AND CAPTIVATING DRACO MALFOY TO DATE ME IF I AM ONLY FINE? DRACO WILL SETTLE FOR NOTHING LESS THAN SOMEONE WHO EQUALS THE GODLIKE FORM HE POSSESSES. DRACO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, MOST GIFTED, MOST DELICIOUS HUMAN BEING TO HAVE EVER LIVED AND YOU HAVE SHATTERED MY CONFIDENCE TO THE POINT OF INSANITY AND I FEAR I WILL HAVE TO POSTPONE MY QUEST TO WIN HIS HEART. I WISH YOU THE WORST MISFORTUNE YOU COULD POSSIBLY SUFFER IN MY OPINION. " Harry boomed, his voice had become hoarse from shooting and his face was dripping with sweat. Dumbledore was crying and had fallen to the floor in misery. Snape looked furious at having been told to piss off and die. Harrys spoke again, but this time his voice was a deadly whisper. He crouched to the floor and said into Dumbledore's ear : "I hope you get an ongoing, painful, constipation that will cripple you for at least a week."
Harry stormed out of the room and thats when he saw Draco. He was standing outside of the office with a look of fierce admiration painted across his face.
"That was so fucking hot potter." he hissed.
Harry left forward and kissed him hard and passionately. Lips and tongue clashed until they both had to pull away to breath. Harry looked into Draco's eyes and saw something that hadn't been there before. A romantic spark possibly. Harry knew he had to say something to fuel the flame. "You are the most beatifulist creature ever to have roamed the earth and I intend to make you my prince."
The flame went out in less than a second. "What the actual hell potter." retired Draco. Shoving harry away he ran down the stairs his cloak billowing behind him.