Act III: Learning to Witch Drive in a BMW

Bayonetta and Jeanne sat in their apartment, thinking about the upcoming race.

"We cannot lose this, Cereza. You know I can't live without them halos."

"I know, Jeanne. Actually, I have an idea how we can win this race. We will adapt our Witch Walk technique and use it in our new car."

"What? Do you know how much magic power that will consume? We don't have nearly enough power to just drive down Akina in a straight line. It's impossible."

"You know, I have an idea. I will stuff the whole interior with purple lollipops and we will also trigger Rodin so we get more magic."

"That's genious, Cereza!"

However, magic power wasn't the only problem the witches had to face. They only recently bought the BMW so they weren't sure it would Witch Drive properly at all. The witches decided to try this technique and see how it works out. As they were driving to Akina, Bayonetta started a conversation.

"By the way, Jeanne, I haven't told you yet. *Bayonetta 3* is announced and you're the star now."

"What? Really?"

"Such were the conditions of my race with Kamiya."

"What time period is it in?"

"Well, it tells the story of your life during these 500 years of me being asleep. I though fans should know."

"Fuck you, Cereza." Jeanne was pissed off.

"Oh, it's not so bad. I think it'll be the best *Bayonetta* yet."

"Not funny."

Enzo was enjoying his drinks at Rodin's and thinking. "You know what, life's not that bad. Ever since Bayonetta stopped seeking every opportunity to get herself into an adventure I've really been enjoying my time. I don't get wrapped up in nearly as much shit because of her anymore. I mean, the Akina accident was a pain in the ass but at least the trial with that Kamiya dude was fast. I even profited from that."

Suddenly, Rodin stopped his thoughts. "Hey Enzo. I've got a plan and I really need your help."

"What? No, no, no, I don't wanna get wrapped up in any shit anymore."

"I'll need your car."

"What? No way!"

"You know, if you agree I'll serve you drinks for free forever."

"Uh? What do you want exactly?"

"We're going to win some street races, that's all. Our first targets are Bayonetta and Jeanne."

"Bayonetta!? You know, we're not friends with her anymore. I'm tired of her shit!"

"Don't lie to me, I know how things are. You know, if we win the race she'll never bother you again."

"I'm in!"

Bayonetta and Jeanne were successful at doing the Witch Drive. In fact, it was easier to pull off than expected. The only problem was getting over the safety rails. Ramming them required magic so the car won't get damaged and the other technique of getting over them was slow and quite tricky to execute.

"We should destroy all the safety rails before the race!" Jeanne proclaimed.

Doing so took some time but it did not stop the witches. No one would want to turn from a witch into Rodin's bitch.

After dealing with the safety rails Witch Driving around became easy.

"How can Rodin possibly win if we're going 500kmh in a straight line?" Bayonetta wondered.

The witches' record time was around twenty seconds to get to the finish line from the top of the mountain.

The witches drove back home and spent the two remaining days getting purple lollipops.