HAI! (Coughs.) Sorry, been a while… Anyways, welcome to my newest story, POKEMON CHRONICLES!

Narrator: Nice to see I can stop being bored…

Shut it. Anyway, enjoy!

Crash!

"WHADDYA MEAN I GOTTA PAY?!"

A tough looking man in your typical biker attire was standing in front of a scared waitress, grounding a broken vase to dust.

"Y-you ate sir… It's customary-"

"Shut it!"

The waitress shut it, looking to be on the verge of tears.

"I ain't gonna pay a thing! And no one here can or will do a thing about it, got it?"

"Oh?" A voice replied.

"Who-"

"Over here short stack." Sitting with her fingers laced under her chin was a girl, and while she was smiling, her icy blue eyes glared at him.

"Who da hell are you?"

"Serena Nores, Gang Leader of Vaniville Town, and I don't think you want to be staying. "

The biker laughed. "Listen girlie, I don't know if you brave or dumb, but someone as young as YOU? Gang Leader? Helllllllll naw."

The eyes squinted. "Well then." She pulled out a Pokeball. "I suppose you couldn't beat me then?"

"You're on."

"Kale."

"Five more minutes…"

"Kale!"

"No…"

"RENA!"

"LO!" A boy was kicked out of a moving van's passenger seat.

"GAH!" He hit the wall. Hard. "Ow…" He brushed his raven hair out of his eyes, glaring at the Lopunny sitting in his seat eating a carrot, trying her best to look innocent (And failing.) "DID YOU HAVE TO KICK ME OUT?!"

A brown haired woman walked past him carrying a box, replied "Well I didn't have the airhorn on hand, so…"

"Gee, thanks Mom." He retorted, before getting up and walking to the back of the van. "Hey guys."

Sitting in the back was Mismagius, (Floating, whatever!) Ampharos, Haxorus, and Aegislash.

About time… The Mismagius said.

"Hey, be glad you got to be out of your Pokeball!"

Compared to what, this van? I'd rather be in my Pokeball!

"Yeah, yeah… Well, how was your guy's trip?" He said to the others.

They all nodded.

"Good. Well, let's see the house! Come on!"

They Pokemon got out.

"Alright, head count. Wicca?"

Clearly present Kale.

"No sass… Gigawatt?"

"AMPH!" The Ampharos let off several sparks.

"Present and hyped up. Fallout?"

The Haxorus stomped.

"I know, I know, you need axe sharpening, quit reminding me…. Excalibur?"

The Aegislash bared his shield.

"Good, you got it polished. Rena?"

The Lopunny chucked it's carrot leaves at Kale, who blocked it.

"No littering you. And finally… BANANA!" Kale chucked a Pokeball in the air, which dispensed a Rhyperior.

"RAWR!"

"Missed you too…"

Kale lead them into the house.

It had been a few days later when the body showed up. No, it wasn't a corpse, but he looked like one. Stripped of his clothes, half dead, practically torn to shreds.

Kale whistled at the sight, it having been hung on the gate leading to Aquacorde. "Damn, who's he piss off?"

"Don't you know kid?" A nearby hiker asked.

"Hm? No, just moved in."

"Well, everyone's knows it was Serena Nores."

"… Who?"

"Damn kid, where'd you move here from?"

"… Luminose…"

"Hm. Makes sense then. Well, most say she's the devil, a curse upon our town bent on destroying it."

Kale pictured a monster stomping the town go dust. "You believe them?"

"Nope."

"Why?"

"Because that guy?" He pointed to the hanger, who was now being pulled down. "He probably would've hurt my wife had Serena not… Taken care of him."

"Hm…"

Ding-a-ling!

A chef looked up from her pastries. "Heyo kid! What can I get you?"

"A slice of carrot cake, two jelly doughnuts, and… Can I talk to a… Carrie Denvers?"

"… She's working outside." The chef replied, placing a bag on the counter.

"Thanks. " Kale said, placing down the money and grabbing the bag.

The chef watched him go, muttering "Kid, if you're trying to do what I think you are… Nice knowing ya."

"Well, this is the place." Kale said.

Rena nodded, wiping the carrot cake crumbs off her face.

The two were standing outside a run-down mansion, gray and crumbling. It seemed like not a soul lived there, yet neither could shake the feeling of being watched…

Kale pushed open the door.

WHOOSH! THUD!

"WHO ARE YOU?!"

Serena had her foot firmly planted in Kale's chest, glaring at him.

"I… Came to talk over donuts…" Kale answered, holding up the bag.

"… O… Kay…?"

"So you wanted the actual story of me?" Serena said, biting into her doughnut.

"Yesh." Kale said through a mouthful of jelly doughnut.

"Hm… Well, I'll tell you… For a price."

"Hm?!" He swallowed. "WHY?!"

"What, you think I just up and tell you my life history? Nope. Battle me."

"What?"

"You're Lopunny versus my Pokemon. If you win, I'll tell you my story. Lose, and… Well, I'll let you know."

"… Rena?"

"Lo!" Rena smacked her fist into her palm.

"We'll take those odds!"

"Good!"

Gang Leader Serena Challenges Trainer Kale.

"GO RENA!"

"Lo!"

"Hm… VARIS!" Serena threw a Pokeball, and out Came a Delphox.

"Del!"

"You first." Serena said.

"Alright. RENA, BOUNCE!" Rena sprung into the air, before aiming at Varis.

"FLAMETHROWER!" A stream of flames hit her.

"Rena?"

Rena jumped back. "Lo!"

"Alright, THUNDER PUNCH!"

Rena charged at Varis.

"Barr-"

Rena sent Varis flying before she could finish.

"What- VARIS, PSYCHIC!" Varis straightened out, before landing.

"ICE PUNCH!"

Is he an idiot? Ice is weak to Fire!

Rena charged at Varis again.

"Flamethro-"

Rena punched the ground in front of Varis, making a wall of ice.

"FLAMETHROWER!" Varis melted it into water, but Rena was gone.

"Wha-"

"RENA! THUNDER DROP!"

Rena had used Bounce to get in the air, her leg sparking with a Thunder Kick. She dropped and hit Varis In the head.

"PHOX!"

"Varis! Grr... FIRE BLAST!" The Kanji shaped fire ball hit Rena and sent her flying.

"Rena! Alright, time for that…" Kale pulled out a black necklace with a specific stone on it. "RENA, MEGA EVOLVE!"

Rena glowed, before turning into Mega Lopunny.

"Mega Stones huh? Not that it'll help you! VARIS, BLAST BURN!"

Varis started charging.

"Rena! GIGA IMPACT!"

Rena started spinning, until she was covered in energy, before flying at Varis.

Varis fired.

BOOM!

When the smoke cleared, Rena and Varis were glaring at each other, panting.

"Del."

"Lo. Loo…." Rena keeled over, KO'd.

"Hah… Dammit, I lost." Kale said, returning Rena.

"And I know how you'll pay!"

"How? "

"Become my personal travel assistant! "

"… EH?!"

CLIFFHANGER ENDING!

So yeah, it's late, so sorry if this is actually terrible.