Act V: NFS Most Wanted Final Pursuit (1080p 60fps)


It seemed the whole police department was after the witches. The Corvettes, SUV and other vehicles were all there. They formed roadblocks all over the city and tried ramming the witches' car. The situation was quite hard so Jeanne got on the roof and started executing Wicked Weaves to destroy police cars while Bayonetta was flooring the gas to try and outrun the police. Suddenly, Rodin appeared on the backseat.

"Congrats on winning, Bayonetta! You witches played dirty but I'm not going to argue. My primary goal is making business, after all. Here's the soundtrack, you'll need it. By the way, Enzo's in the hospital but don't worry about him, he'll be fine." He said and vanished.

A bizzare idea came to Bayonetta's mind.

"Jeanne, get back into the damn car, I'm planning on breaking the speed of sound!" Bayonetta shouted.

Jeanne slowly made her way back into the interior and Bayonetta inserted the tape. Space Boy started to play and the car started accelerating again even though Bayonetta was already going over 250 kilometers per hour. The witches approached a bridge.

"Cereza, you sure you wanna do this?" Jeanne got scared.

"Hell yeah! Here we go-o-o-O-O!"

The car took off the ground and flew over the whole city, crashing into a paint shop. After a minute of silence, a man came out of the office.

"Hello, how can I help you?" The frightened paint shop employee greeted the witches.

"Hey, can you please paint our car to make the cops fuck off finally?" Bayonetta asked.

"Of course, what color do you want?"

The witches screamed at the same time:

"Purple!"

"Platinum!"

Most problems can be solved by diplomacy but when it comes to witches arguing there is only one way out of the situation. So the witches decided to fight over the color, smashing everything in the whole paint shop in the process. Jeanne was being annoying as she dodged Bayonetta's attacks and Bayonetta was being annoying as she dodged Jeanne's attacks. All paint shop employees bailed it as soon as the fight began as it was quite clear it would take a while and no one wanted to become a hostage in this encounter.

Meanwhile Luka was sitting on top of a tree that somehow still did not catch fire. Most of the animals inhabiting the place were scared by the fire while some were frustrated about the destruction of their habitat to such a level that they united for sweet revenge.

"Shit, seems the whole forest's population is here."

Wolves wanted to bite Luka's ass, they growled as they tried reaching him by jumping higher. The bears were more successful, though. Several of them were climbing the tree and Luka accepted the fact that he was going to get eaten very soon. Suddenly, after a loud crack the tree started to fall and it hit one of the wolves' head as it reached the ground. Luka landed on that wolf's back and the poor animal started running out of fear. It was a sick chase, Luka held on tight onto the wolf as he ran through to burning forest. The wolf ran really fast and soon they outran other animals.

"Oh my god, I'm saved!"

After continuing running for quite a long time, the wolf took Luka to town. All ordinary people were frightened by this sight as they though they witnessed a shaman from Warcraft. However, it was quite soon that the wolf realized what was going on and threw Luka off his back.

"Ah shit! Help!" Luka screamed as he tried to fight the wolf.

Of course, nobody was there to help him because the townsfolk passing by were more concerned about not getting their own asses eaten by the wolf. He was really lucky to be near the very same paint shop where the witches were fighting over the color of their car.

Speaking of the witches, they fought each other for about ten minutes before realizing there was no need to paint the car anymore as the police got bored and abandoned the chase. They got back into the car and exited the paint shop. Bayonetta was quite shocked to see Luka fighting a wolf just outside the shop and hurried to help, sending the wolf flying back in the forest's direction.

"Oh my god, Bayonetta, thank you for helping out. I though I was going to get eaten here!"

"Ah, it's nothing after what you've done tonight." Luka looked confused, he did not understand what Bayonetta meant. "Hey, you do realize you saved our asses tonight, do you?"

"Ehhm, no. How did I do it?"

"Well, we were about to become Rodin's slaves but you showed up and chased the clouds away, that helped us win the race. Unfortunately, we are so dependant on the moon being visible. Oh, yes, you also saved us from falling down the mountain in our car." Bayonetta's voice was giving out the fact that she was flirting more and more with her every word.

"Ahh, I see. Well, I wasn't there to save the day, you know. I was just filming a documentary about Umba Witches and what they do for entertainment. You know, my first documentary raised over a million dollars! Do you want to check it o...?"

Bayonetta interrupted him.

"Listen, Luka. I am so, so grateful for you being there to help us. You think I can reward you somehow?"

"No, it's fine. I'm.."

Bayonetta came closer and continued. "No, I mean it, you really do deserve something."

"Wh.. What?"

"Remember I once told you my interest in making children was a whole other story?"

"You know, I'm not sure..."

"Come on, Cheshire. There's no need to be shy, absolutely no need..."

Luka passed out and fell into the witch's hands.

Bayonetta turned back to her Umbran sister. "I'm sorry, Jeanne, the apartment is off limits tonight."

Jeanne sighed in annoyance and drove off.

"Let's go, Cheshire. I'll make sure you get what you deserve." Carrying Luka, Bayonetta flew on her wings back to the apartment.