Ehehehe… How long has it been since the last chapter of this story?

Kale: Too fucking long.

Banana: Rawr.

ALRIGHT, GEEZ! Look, reviews!

Skarmory21 chapter 2 . Feb 11

Oh come on! Really?! Two chapters? Dangit hurry up and add more...

I'm sorry!

Skarmory21 chapter 1 . Feb 11

That battle was epic! I kinda voted for the Delphox though...

Rena: D:

Varis: :D

DarkX the Dragon Knight chapter 2 . Jun 8, 2016

Good story so far, King! I'm interested to see what happens next!

Thank you…

Though, if I were to say one thing, you should try to use line breaks to show transitions. So far, the transitions between locations and times have been kinda weird- some kind of line break should fix that! Other than that, good work! :3

I have learned. I have learned well. Thank you.

Anyway, ACTION!

Kale and Serena stared at the entrance before them. This… Was the entrance to Santalune Forest.

"… Hey Serena?" Kale asked, turning to the Gang Leader.

"Yeah Kale?"

"Why haven't I seen any other Gang Members around you?"

"Well… I don't have any besides you." Serena admitted nonchalantly.

"…" Kale's jaw slowly dropped, before a massive "WHAT" erupted from him, scaring off a few nearby Fletchlings.

Serena removed her hands from her ears. "Geez, you got a volume knob or something?"

"Well excuse me for being shocked! How the hell did you take over Vaniville and Aquacorde if it was just you?!"

"Simple. They didn't have a gang in the first place. That changes when we reach Santalune. And as such, you're helping me take on Kalos, capiche?" She replied, pointing a finger to Kale's chest.

"… Not like I have a choice." Kale said, sighing in defeat. "Let's go." He headed into the forest.

-(Meanwhile, In the forest…)-

A Pansear slowly creeped upon its target… A Rawst Berry that had recently fallen off its tree, landing in front of a cave. It then pounced upon the berry, only to be interrupted by a loud roar and something stomping out of it, causing it to flee in fear.

The Pokémon sniffed the air as it glanced around. It smelled food… And it was hungry.

"FLAMETHROWER!" Serena ordered, Varis using the move to decimate a row of attacking Metapods.

"I don't know why you're taking the time to attack them." Kale remarked from the fold-out chair he had packed in his backpack, sipping some water. "Literally all they do is just sit there and use Harden-"

He was cut off by Serena sitting in his lap and taking his water, sipping from it. "Oh shaddup!" She told him. "Varis could use the experience!"

Kale rolled his eyes. "Yes, because a motionless green lump is so powerful…" He snatched back his water, and stood up, earning an indignant shout from Serena as she fell on the ground.

"HEY!" The Gang Leader complained, standing up and dusting herself off. "Give me a warning next time!"

"Whatever you say Boss." He replied, saying 'Boss' like one would say 'dude' as he folded up his chair and stored it away in his backpack, which he was convinced was magic. His mom was an expert Trainer sure, but he'd be damned if she didn't know her survival gear. The thing had a Town Map, a compass, rations (Including some cookies and a chocolate bar), and sword polish for Excalibur, along with room for practically anything he could need. She knew his needs well.

"… I like that. Boss!" Serena replied. "From now on, I'm Boss!"

"Sure… Well, shall we get out-" Kale was cut off by a massive stomp. "… What was that."

"I dunno." Serena replied, looking around. She then spotted some trees rustling. "Over there!" She shouted, dashing to it.

"Wha- Don't run to the rustling trees you idiot!" Kale hissed, following her.

Serena skidded to a stop as a massive Pangoro stomped out of the trees, eating the berries off an uprooted tree. While most Pangoros were about seven feet tall, this one was clearly at least eight feet tall. And it. Looked. Pissed. It glared down at Serena, roaring at the woman.

Surprisingly, Serena did not run in terror from this. Instead, a massive grin formed on her face. "Alright! I like you! You're gonna be mine you overgrown bamboo eater! KALE!"

"… YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT THAT THING?!" Kale shouted, wondering if Serena was sane or not.

"Well I mean… Yeah! Varis can't take it, with it being Dark Type and all that."

"But… But…" Kale sighed in defeat. "Fine…" He then walked to it, pulling out Banana's Pokeball and tossing it, releasing the Rhyperior.

"Rawr!" The Drill Pokémon roared as it was released, spinning its drills in challenge.

The Pangoro stared its opponent before punching its fist into its palm. It then charged Banana with Bullet Punch, who countered with Hammer Arm, and then used Megahorn on the Pangoro, sending it sliding back.

"YEAH! That's M'boy! You got this Kale!" Serena cheered, having taken Kale's seat for her own.

Easy for you to say you freeloader! Kale thought dryly as the Pangoro tackled Banana to the ground. "Oh crap- BANANA!" The Rhyperior nodded, and then Skull Bashed the Pangoro, and then shoved it off.

The Pangoro roared, and then Hammer Armed Banana, sending the Rhyperior back, and then slammed into Banana, who caught the Pangoro and fucking pile-drived the Pangoro. It was fuckin sweet mate.

"YEAH! That's the stuff Banana!" Serena cheered, pulling out an Ultra Ball and tossing it at the Pangoro.

Once it shook… Then twice… Three times… CAPTURED! Serena let out a whoop as she picked up the Ultra Ball. "HELL YEAH!" She then released the Pangoro, who was sitting cross-legged and staring at its new Trainer. "Alright… What should I name you big guy-"

"Girl." Kale interrupted.

"Huh?"

"It's a girl."

"How do you know?!" Serena asked.

"Because unlike you, I payed attention in Biology class." Kale replied, a smirk appearing on his face.

Serena huffed, before turning back to Pangoro. "Alright then… Jolyne?" She asked the Pokémon, who, after thinking about it, nodded. "Jolyne it is! Welcome to the party!" Serena replied.

"We have another weird one." Wicca remarked, watching this.

"Oh I'm sure she'll be fine." Gigawatt replied nonchalantly.

"Anyway!" Serena replied, returning Jolyne. "Let's get to Santalune before dark alright?"

"Fine." Kale replied, heading to pack up.

After getting through Route 3 (Where they had to convince the Little Kids there that battling them was a bad idea by giving up Kale's secret snacks (Much to his dismay)), they had made it to Santalune City.

The first order of Business was to visit the Pokémon Center and grab a room for the night.

Kale sighed, depressed as he kept looking at the small baggie his snacks had been in.

"Oh get it over it you crybaby, I'll buy some more." Serena replied, rolling her eyes and smacking Kale in the back of the head.

"Ow!" Kale shouted, rubbing the back of his head. "It's not the same! Mom gave me those!"

"Well ask her to send you some while we're here!" Serena replied, crossing her arms as she made her way to the counter. The place was relatively empty, which meant no line. "They invented the post office for a reason y'know."

"Yeah yeah…" Kale responded, waving his hand dismissively as he placed his Pokeballs on the Counter for the Nurse Joy to look at, Serena doing the same. "Can we also have a room please?" He asked.

The Nurse nodded. "On it." She handed them a room key. "Your Pokémon will be healed by tomorrow alright?"

"Thank you." Kale replied, now wanting to go to bed as he headed to the back where the rooms were, Serena following.

Meanwhile, a figure watched them, pulling out a Holo-Caster and dialing someone. "Hey Boss. It's me. You wouldn't believe who just showed up." He told the recipient of the call, shooting a glare at where the two had went.

And we're back! I wanted to do this because I started playing Pokémon Y recently, and I got inspired. I hope you all enjoyed, and leave a review. Or don't. Whatever. Bye.