Act XIII: Foundation of the ULRT
Bayonetta felt there was enough fucking drama in the fanfic so she decided to advance the street racing part of the story. First, she had to wait a couple days untill everything settled down. Then she could finally call Ryosuke.
"Hello, Ryosuke. I've heard you wanted to manage a racing team."
"Hey, Bayonetta. Of course, I wanted to manage a team for a long time."
"Here's your chance. I'm thinking about finally getting the two partners out of bed and forming the ULRT."
"What?"
"The Umbra-Lumen Racing Team."
"Oh shit, Keisuke's gonna be there, right?"
"Yep."
"I though he forgot how to drive after spending all his time with Jeanne for several days?"
"I don't know. So you're in?"
"Yes! I'm so excited!"
Bayonetta hung up and knocked on the lovers' door.
"Hey, it-a time to race! Jeanne, don't you forget why we got here in the first place?"
"It all can wait, Cereza." Jeanne answered in a sleepy voice.
"Fuck, what have I started?" Bayonetta thought. She banged on their door.
"Come on, stop listening to Modern Talking all day! What happened to your love of Eurobeat?"
"Go race yourself, Cereza."
Bayonetta got pissed so she went out, took Keisuke's car and threw it through the bedroom window.
"BAYONETTA!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" Keisuke screamed.
"That's fucking it, Cereza. You're gonna learn not to disturb us again!" Jeanne screamed as she went to kick Bayonetta's ass.
Keisuke's phone rang.
"Yes?"
"Hello, brother. Are you with Jeanne?" Ryosuke said. Keisuke looked out the window and saw the two witches fighting.
"She's busy for now."
"Ahh, okay. So I'm not disturbing you?"
"No."
"Bayonetta just called me ten minutes ago and told me about this team she wanted to form."
"Yeah, I know all about it."
"Hey, that's a good opportunity to develop your racing skill. Remember how I advised you to race the witches?"
"Yes."
"Here's your chance to race alongside them! Using some of your new techniques will help. I will manage the team and together we will dominate Gumma."
"Ehm, nope. We're not interested." Keisuke said.
"Hey, maybe you should at least take a ride in your FD once in a while. Take a ride with Jeanne."
Keisuke looked at his FD that was standing in the middle of the bedroom.
"Yeah! I'm in for some fun!" He screamed out of nowhere.
He got into his car, accelerated through the window and started drifting around the fighting witches.
"Ahhh! I wanna have fun for fuck's sake!" He screamed in madness.
"Keisuke!" Jeanne screamed and jumped into Keisuke's car. "Cereza, you think you can keep up with us?"
Bayonetta got into the BMW and turned up the Eurobeat playlist. The car accelerated like crazy.
"Fuck, she's on our tail!" Keisuke screamed.
It was evening, so there was a lot of traffic as people drove back home from work.
"Shit, it's hard to dodge the traffic!" Keisuke screamed and braked.
Bayonetta took the lead by smashing through the traffic using the BMW's magic capabilities, also scoring a whole lot of Burnout crash points in the process.
Suddenly, a UI appeared.
"Keisuke, we're playing Burnout Revenge! Drive through the traffic, it's okay. Just be sure not to hit the upcoming traffic!"
"Got it!" Keisuke screamed.
Bayonetta used the nitrous and broke the 300 km/h mark.
"Hey, if I win you're both joining the ULRT!" She shouted.
Jeanne got triggered and used a secret Umbran technique known as "Witch Butthurt". Her ass was burning and acting as a nitro so they were able to reach a speed that exceeded Bayonetta's.
Natural Umbran instincts kicked in and Bayonetta decided to utilize her ability to be a smart-ass. Seeing Ryosuke's house in front of them she shouted.
"We are racing to Ryosuke's house!"
The finish line suddenly appeared in front of them and Bayonetta won as Keisuke had not enough distance to overtake her despite going much faster. The UI disappeared.
"SHIT!" Jeanne screamed as Keisuke crashed into his own house.
Bayonetta, being a total ass, braked using magic.
Ryosuke went out to investigate.
"Bayonetta? What the hell?"
"Your brother forgot how to brake." She noted and pointed at Keisuke's car that was going in circles and smahing everything around them.
"Keisuke, you're so much fun!" Jeanne screamed.
Ryosuke looked at them. "Shit, brother, you sure forgot how to drive. And why is your car not trashed yet?"
Suddenly, a DeLorean appeared out of nowhere, leaving a trail of fire on the asphalt. Marty came out of the car.
"The power of love! That is how they avoid the damage!" He announced.
"Who are you?" Ryosuke asked.
"What? You haven't seen BTTF? Ryosuke, you amaze me." Bayonetta started laughing.
"Hey guys, I've heard you are the ULRT. I know that you're more into serious racing, but I've though the witches may enjoy one last unserious race. A race against a time machine!" Marty continued.
Keisuke has finally stopped his car. The alliance of the century got out of the car.
"What did we miss?" Jeanne asked.
"You're racing me tommorrow, in the midnight. If you lose, ULRT is over. If you win... Well, you win. If you disagree, I'll make sure ULRT is never even created." Marty explained.
Then he went back in time to check out the Witch Hunts.
"A race through time would be great." Bayonetta noted.
"As far as I know, time travel works in a different way in the BTTF universe, so we might use that to our advantage." Jeanne explained.
Keisuke and Ryosuke decided to stay away from that stuff and repair their house instead. "Fuck them, brother, we're not into that kind of shit." Ryosuke said.
"I'll meet you later, Keisuke." Jeanne shouted.