chaper 3! a new perspective (reapers)!
an: chet showed me a web site that makes better swears so i hope you like it
Reaper was in the crime part of town with Dash, his sort of friend. They had both been smoking drugs and doing beer and were sure to cause trouble. Reaper had a shot gun tucked away in his coat ready to deal with anyone dumb enough to mess with them. reaper thot in a languaje that only some dark people could understand. in normal languaje he said "Hey Dash, want to do crimes? I always do crimes when I've done a beer or two hihihi!" he said to Dash and Shadow who was also there but was a bit of a cockstink teen(do you like it) and did crimes with them, he carried a machine gun. "Haha yeah let's do crime!" they both said together. Dash liked to pretend that Shadow wasn't there cus he hated him just like when some dumb nerd kid wanted to always hang out and your mom keeps making you bring him along even thou you don't want him here.
The 3 next went to a house and knocked over the mail box and stabed the tires on the nice car in the parking lot. then they got on the motorcycle that belong to Shadow, who was there. They went to Waluigis shit house by Walmart and lit the lawn on fire so he would burn his feet when he tried to leave. "I'm so bad" Dash said. Soon they wandered back into the crime part of town and they saw some darker people who looked dangerous. "You want trouble with us!?" yelled Shadow at the 5 blacks. They looked angry at Shadow for shouting so he took out his gun and pointed it at them, reaper followed soot and took out his shot gun. They looked scared and the guns were used, all of them. They were now dead and Dash began looting them for their carryed goods and found money.
"haha, you know what making a crime makes me want?" said Dash "Food!"
So the three teens went off to look for a Subway or Applebee's which is where all cool teens went to eat. They walked into the parking lot of an Subway they find and then...
THE POLICE showed up ready to arrest them! "you sure are under arrest criminal teens!" says the police car. the teens followed the law and decided to surrender. The police man came up to the teens and put them on hand cuffs and put them in the trunk of the police car. He then got in the seat for driving in the car, his car. "You teens have committed a crime, time to go to jail said the man". "Shit, we are going to be killed." said Shadow. Reaper and Dash had a plan thou. it was too leave Shadow, the pipesmell dickLord, in the jail while they snook out using money and guns.
They were taken to the jail where there were many people who were criminals. The jail was grey. They did open a door in the sealing and put the teens in the door hole and they fell into the hole which went into a room filled with criminals kind of like a big hive filled with angry bees that were set on fire and ready to chase down a child to eat. Reaper sort of pushed his cost back in the behind place and revealed his guns to the hoard of dark criminals, ready to do fight. "that teen needs to be killed, he isn't a good enuof criminal!" said the criminals. Shadow and Dash were there too, Dash was lauffing and bullying a teenager idiot, Shadow was crying because he wanted to be doing drugs and not be killed for not being a good enough cum. "well" said reaper with a powerful and dark voice, like a bad ass "we have done killed some black people in the street, you better not mess with us or we will use our guns of rage to do kill you". There did a mermer from the crowd and they no longer wanted to fuck up all the shit of the teens.
"ok" said Dash, smiling "we will use money to leave jail and return to high school!" Dash used his cell phone too send messages and e mails to his family and they used the banks and financiers and wires to send money to the jail, where they were in bondage, and they could do leave. Dad was feeling like a nice teenager football man and even let Shadow out and they did. They went to their homes and families and beds and had learned a brand new lesson of the Earth, guns will solve your crime problems unless you're a sperm rider(do you like it).
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!! Next time! More adventurous with Kyle!!!?