Disclaimer: We do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Or Dragon Ball Super. We also don't own Soul Eater, and Bosely. Lastly we don't own Fifth Harmony Baby I'm Worth It. We only own 6 gallons of water.
Chapter 3
"It's the second week of school. And I and some of the others are already failing! Because apparently writing Geronimo Stilton is the best book doesn't really count as a 100 for a book report, so I got a 50. " Goku said
"I am not failing." Bulma said
"I said SOME." Goku stated
"Sassy not need." Bulma said (Bulma's quote)
"Why are we talking about this?" 17 asked
"There's a talent show and if you win you get all A's on your first report card, but if you ask me the winner should also receive a big load of cash." 18 said as she walked in
"I heard about that I already know that I am going to win sorry guys." Piccolo said confidently
"By doing what?" Goku asked
"I am going to chug 6 gallons of water in….um 5 minutes." Piccolo stated
"6 GALLONS OF WATER IN 5 MINUTES!" Everyone screamed
"It really is no sweat." Piccolo said
"Wait are ya'll going to join that stupid talent show thing?" Vegeta said as he came walking in
"VEGETA! You and me should totally do something together like maybe dance or sing to-"Goku said
"Let me stop you right there I don't want to dance or sing with you or even take part in that stupid talent show." Vegeta said
"Did you guys sign up for the talent show?!" Chichi yelled excitedly
"We were just talking about that." Bulma said rudely
"You don't have to be so rude Bulma." Chichi said
"Are you guys talking about that talent show aw yeah?! I dig it baby I already sign up and know that I have this in the bag!" Yamcha said as he walked toward the group? "Hey Bulma!"
"Hmph sorry Yamcha I am going to be the winner." Piccolo stated
"Vegeta can beat you up!" Bulma screamed
"I was just saying Hi." Yamcha said
"Why are you even here, no one is even likes you!" Everyone screamed
"Why are you guys so salty?!" Yamcha said
"Why are you so ugly?" Goku stated
"BIG BANG ATTACK!" Vegeta screamed
"I am leaving!" Yamcha said
"Told ya." Bulma said sassily
"I just did that because he is annoying." Vegeta explained
"When Bulma thought." Chichi said whiling trying to contain her laughter
"Shut up Chichi!" Bulma screamed
"Anyways let's go sign up for the talent show!" Goku said
All the people who were planning on participating in the talent show signed up. And it seemed by the time they signed up it was already the day of talent show!
"Now we are back on America's got Talent! With your host Nick Cannon!" King Vegeta yelled
"King Vegeta quit messing around if anything I want it to be the Voice and I call being Adam Levine." Bardock said
"And I will be Blake!" King Vegeta said
"Anyways please take your seats judges and this isn't the Voice so you aren't going to get spiny chairs!" The AP Beerus said
"And you don't look as hot as Adam and Blake." Krillin said. "I mean you need to be able to sing…hehee"
"Go take your seat if you are not participating!" The AP Champa screamed
"Anyways Ladies and Gentlemen we will now start are Talent Show with me your host The King of All, and our judges Bardock, King Vegeta, Ms. Cup, and Mr. Shank! Ya see." The King of All said
"Frist up we have The Anime Bros! Ya see." The King said
Raditz, Turles, and Broly came up on stage with their instruments. Raditz began to play the keyboard, Turles followed with his guitar. Then Broly with a tambourine and a mic in his hand. And he began to sing.
I'm falling down into my shadow
I am holding my breath
And waiting deadly nighty
Don't scary
If you want it
You can see for yourself
Any world at all
See you in our dreams Yeah Baby
Even if they're bad dreams
Fairy blue for you
I destroyed the stars
And hung up a
Black paper moon
If you believe in me!
When you're
Lost "Here" I am
"Forever" with your soul
If you look up I'll be there shining
Like the moon!
Silence filled the room and the crowd began to clap one by one altogether.
"Bravo! Bravo!" Krillin cheered as he clapped.
"Ok next we have the lone android, ya see!" The King of All said
17 walked up the stage and began to sing
Bit by Bit I'm falling under your spell
Your smile is all I need to see
To know we'll live this endless darkness
Saying come along with me hold my hand
Ally jumped on stage and continued to sing along with 17
Back when you first came into my life I recalled a place
That I knew as child-
The crowd began to boo
"-My ears!" Piccolo cried
"Get them off stage!" The crowd screamed
"But I didn't get to finish!" 17 cried.
And with that 17 was thrown off the stage, Ally jumped off screaming "I LOVE YOU VEGETA!"
"Well after that awful God forsaken song we have Son Goku! Ya see!" The King of All said.
Goku came up on stage followed by a group of girls. And the music began to play.
Give to me I'm worth it
A crazy light show began while Goku and his back up dancers danced to the song. The girls in very revealing clothes and Goku shirtless with a pair of skinny jeans
"Oh my," Mr. Shank commented
See me in the spotlight like-
"- GOKU!" Chichi screamed in anger as she ran on the stage and the music stopped.
"Chichi what's wrong? I'm trying to get all A's don't you want me graduate?" Goku asked fearfully.
"OF COURSE BUT NOT BY SELLING YOUR BODY AND DANCING WITH STUPID SLUTS!" Chichi replied angrily.
"We're not sluts you stupid grandma we're back up dancers, so you calm your tits, oh wait you don't have any, Hahaha" One of the girls replied as she flipped her hair.
"AHHH!" Chichi screamed as she lunged at the girl but was stopped by security and taken away. "LET ME GO! THAT BITCH WANTS TO PICK FIGHTS! LET ME AT HER!"
"Well that was certainly something," King Vegeta said
"No kidding she's crazy," Bardock replied.
"And your future daughter-in-law," King Vegeta said.
"Shut up!" Bardock replied.
"No one cares about your stupid petty arguments, let's see the next contestants," Ms. Cup said.
"Next is Chichi but since she's gone we'll move on, so let's welcome Piccolo, Ya see." The King of All announced.
Piccolo came on stage while carrying six milk jugs filled with water.
"Excuse me judges can one of you put 5 minutes on the timer, but don't start it yet."
Piccolo requested.
"Sure I'll do it," King Vegeta accepted.
"Thanks," Piccolo said
"Okay ready when you are," King Vegeta said.
"Okay I'll be chugging these 6 gallons of water in under 5 minutes." Piccolo announced.
"WHOA!" the crowd gasps.
"START!" Piccolo yelled.
The timer began and Piccolo began to chug the gallons of water.
"Talk about being thirsty," Bardock commented.
"Man he's really doing it," Someone crowd commented.
Piccolo was on his last gallon half way through.
"He's not gonna do it there's only 10 seconds left," A girl stated.
"10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1!" The crowd counted down.
"HE DID IT!" The crowd cheered.
"I don't feel… very ….good." Piccolo said as it looked like he was about to pass out.
There was a moment of silence that lasted about 5 seconds until.
"BLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Piccolo screamed as he vomited out all the water.
"EWWWWWW that's disgusting!" Peridot screamed in disgust
The rest of the contestants went on. Then like 15 minutes later the King of All came up on the stage
"Now for all the moment you ladies and gentlemen have been waiting for the winner of the Sky High school talent show. Is…will be announced right after the break. Ya see." The King of All announced.
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"And we are back now for all the moment you ladies and gentlemen have been waiting for the winner of the Sky High school talent show. Is…will be announced right after another break. Ya see." The King of All said.
"WHAT!" everyone roared.
"I am kidding now for real the winner of the school talent show is THE ANIME BROS! Ya see." The King of All announced.
"WHAT!" Goku and the other contestant's screamed in rage. Especially Chichi.
"Chichi I thought you weren't failing?" Goku asked
"I'm not it's just I did better than all of the contestant's! I DESERVE TO WIN!" Chichi screamed.
The Anime bros came onto the stage and Broly started to speak.
"I just want to start off saying KAKAROT! And I really couldn't have done this without my two anime bros! And…sniff… I want to thank my mom I know you are looking down on me and thinking wow and I…sniff sniff… am so proud of my little broccoli. I never thought that me…that we could ever receive this award that is just one step closer to an Oscar! Thank you we are The Anime Bros, thank you guys God bless." Broly said.
"Unneeded." Bulma muttered.
"Wow thank you Broly. Ladies and gentlemen The Anime Bros! And Broly I am sorry we didn't know that your mom died, plus you don't get an award just A's on your report card ya see." The King of All said.
"What oh no my mom didn't die I was just a handful when I was younger and when we came to earth working at Walmart and The Velvet Room wasn't enough so she left me and my dad she lives up north that's why I said she is looking down." Broly explained.
"Anyways the second place winner is The Lone Android!" The King of All said.
"Really I won!" 17 said as he stood stunned.
"WHAT 17 CAN'T EVEN SING PLUS HIS SONG WAS TRASH!" Chichi screamed with anger.
"I hear you Chichi, but you didn't sing that well either." Goku said ready for the frying pan to come full force at his head.
"Goku." Chichi said in a soft voice.
"Yes ChiChi."Goku said a little worried by the tone of Chichi's voice.
"You have 10 seconds to rephrase that sentence you just said about my singing." Chichi said.
"What I meant to say 17 has no talent I mean singing like a monkey with a shot gun could have done that. Am I right?" Goku said. "OWWWWW WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR! I changed my sentence about your singing!" Goku screamed as Chichi hit him with her frying pan.
"Singing is a talent especially if you can sing like me!" Chichi said
17 walked speedy fast like Sonic the hedgehog.
"Can I say a speech?" 17 asked
"No." The King of All stated "Now go back to your seat, now the third place winner is 18! Ya see."
18 skipped on to the stage" Yay I won! Where's my money don't I get a 3rd place prize?"
"We did even see her preform!" some random stranger stated.
"Look we didn't like anyone else on here everyone was so stupid so we just went with her now suck it up and shut up!" Ms. Cup rudely explained.
"If you are interested in what place you got or what the other contesters place was, it is posted outside thank you all who participated ya see." The King of All said.
"Let's go see what we got." Chichi and Goku said to each other.
Sky High Talent show
1st~ The Anime Bros
2nd~ The Lone Android
3rd~ 18
4th~ Peridot
5th~Kevin Minion
6th~ Aqua
7th~ Supreme Kai
8th~ Fasha
9th~ Chichi
10th~ Goku
"WHATTTTT!" Goku andChichi screamed. "Plus how did Fasha participate I don't even remember that she performed!?" Chichi said.
"My dad would have made sure Fasha would have gotten last place." Goku said.
Goku's YouTube Video
Hey guys I just came back from my schools talent show and let me just tell you it was RIGGED! Like you thought the 2016 Presidential Election was rigged no way José you know why it's because I got last place! I danced to the song Baby I'm worth it by Fifth Harmony and I lost like I dressed my part hired backup dancers and as Mr. Satan says crazy light show but he mainly says that because he is weak compared to me. So yeah in support of me put on the comments and all your social media #THETALENTSHOWWASRIGGED! Thanks guys! Oh and before I go if you got your free Geronimo Stilton audible tell me what you think of the book in the comments below remember just go to and use my code #RipTrumpandHilary. Thanks by till next time and my next video will be sure of a laugh find out on the next chapter of The Wrong Timeline Piccolo's Big Catch! What does Piccolo catch? I don't know read the chapter! Don't miss it!