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Chapter 4 Piccolo's Big Catch
Hey you used to call me on your cellphone jk, it's me Piccolo and I wanna share a story with you after that stupid talent show where Goku became a male stripper or gigolo, and 17 sang some bad song, so if you didn't understand the title, it's about me catfishing one of the members in my squad, being more specific it was my best friend: 17. Anyways here it is
I woke at 7:30am as usual and went to the kitchen to get breakfast you know the usual a big bowl of cold refreshing water. I was greeted by my dad
"Morning Ma' junior," My dad greeted.
"Morning," I replied. "Eww daddy you know I hate when you drink hot water in front of me."
"Shut up Piccolo and get your ass to school," My dad sassed.
"I'm going," I yelled back
As I was arrived at school I pulled out some gum it was 5 gum the truth or dare edition so you know obliviously I chose the dare there were two though one that said "put ear buds/headphones in play a song and sing and dance in front of a group post video on Instagram and put #TruthorDare, or dress up as girl and do your best pokey dance and post the video on Instagram as well. However it got me thinking what if I pretended to be a girl on social media and catfish a guy, it would be one for the books.
I got out of my thoughts when some of the black girls at school were already yelling y'all know what I'm talking about and don't call me racists I basically the token black guy of the Z gang. Anyways plus I heard Goku and Bulma approaching.
"Hey Piccolo!" Goku greeted.
"Hey," I replied
"What are you doing sitting on the ground Piccolo?" Bulma sassed. TBH she really rude and can be a pain in the ass but that's basically all the girls in our group except 18, she is just kinda weird to me.
"I'm meditating and praying for you to get a better face," I said
As I was saying that Chichi came along with 17 and 18.
"First off sass not needed, second off I know you're not talking cause literally even if you weren't asexual no one on their right mind would ever find you attractive, and my face is the best face EVER!" the bitch screamed at me and almost caused my ears to bleed.
"Geez what's going on?" 18 asked.
"Well Bulma asked what was Piccolo doing on the ground. And he replied by saying that he was meditating and praying for her to get a better face," Goku explained
"Nice one Piccolo," Chichi complemented
"I know," I thanked
"SHUT THE HELL UP CHICHI or should I say CHEAPCHEAP!" Bulma screamed again
Thank God Vegeta came in
"Calm down woman," He said as he approached our group.
"Hey best bud," Goku said
"Shut up," he replied
"Goku you didn't say hi or hey to me," Cheapcheap complained like all them usually do.
"Hi," Goku said "Oh Piccolo can I have a piece of gum," he asked
"Grrr," she growled like the dog she is
"No, this is my last piece," I lied.
"Liar," He replied.
RRIIINNNGGG! The bell rung
"See you guys later," Goku said as he and the others went to class or lockers I don't know and I don't care.
Anyways … I went through the first two periods and during math in Mrs. Apple bomb's class I got my phone and since I'm cool with her and all, I began to search for 'pretty, hot' girls on the googles but since I'm asexual I didn't care so, I realized I needed help.
The day went on and during lunch I saw Vegeta and decided that I could ask Vegeta to tell me which girls were 'hot'
"Hey, Vegeta," I called
He turned around and saw me, (because honestly you can't miss me, I'm TALL, green, with pointy ears)
"What's up Piccolo?" He asked as he walked toward me
"Can you help me out with something?" I asked
"Depends," He replied
"Which one of these girls are 'hot' to you?" I asked as I held up my phone to show him the pictures of the females.
"Okay…," He responded, "Umm the brunette; you can never go wrong with a brunette,"
"Thanks fam," I said
"Why do you ask anyways?" he asked
"Well I got an idea to catfish someone," I said
"So are you pretending to be a Mexican fuckboy and you needed a hoe, so you looked up a picture of a girl that was pretty?" He concluded.
"Well actually I was gonna pretend to be a 'hot' girl, but I ain't gay though," I said
"Oh…," He said
"Wanna help me?" I asked, "I gotta go home and edit pictures and create an account on social Medias,"
"Sure, I have nothing else to do," he said
So we flew to my house, ditching the rest of school (it was Friday so it didn't really matter) and began working on the fake account, Vegeta helped me to create post the way the human white girls do, we got inspiration from Bulma's account
"Okay to edit the pictures I need a person and since you're smaller than me and more of a reasonable height of a teenage girl I need you to take selfies and whatnot so I have any idea on how to size the pics," I explained.
"WHAT NO!" Vegeta raged (seriously what is up with them screaming I'm right in front of them, no needed to tell the African savannah)
"C'mon please I won't look at you while take the photos, you wanted to help, please Vegeta," I begged, "I promise I'll won't laugh or comment,"
"Fine, but you owe me," He said
"Thank you, so take pictures on my phone that way it will be easier to put in my laptop to edit," I said
"Okay," he replied
Vegeta took like 5 selfies and I took pictures of him with donuts on his eye with a Tumblr caption like 'I donut see the haters' I don't know we saw a pic on Bulma's Instagram similar to it so.
However my Dad came home and barged in my room
"Ma' junior why did I a call from the school that you were absent after lunch, I know I didn't pick you up, so what stupid excuse do you have," My Dad said
"Umm..," I panicked closing the laptop which just made things more suspicious
"Oh, Hi Vegeta did you ditch with this fool, and what's on that laptop that you have to hide from me?" My Dad asked
"Nothing," I replied
"You boys on Pornhub, I swear Ma' junior if you on that website your ass is mine, and I would call your parents Vegeta," My dad continued to talk
"NO, GOSH DANG!" I screamed
"Don't raise your voice at me mister," he said, "give me that laptop NOW!"
"NO!" I cried
"Vegeta you should go home I don't think you wanna stay to see Piccolo get his ass beaten," My dad said
"Yeah, Ima go now," Vegeta said, then took off into the sky
I ended up explaining the situation to my dad and after a weird look from his ugly, nasty face, (even though we look alike but I'm younger so I look good but he old so, yeah) he just went to shower and go to bed
The days went on and no one took the bait and when I did get a DM from Instagram it was from Bulma asking if I or what "Rachel Johnson" wanted to hang out of course I made up an excuse of how I had other plans
Until Monday rolled around things got interesting …
"Vegeta !" I called looking for him in the morning
I spotted him with Goku and the girls
"What?" he said
"Hey Piccolo," Goku said
"UGH, YOU STILL DIDN'T EVEN SAY HI TO ME!" Cheapcheap screamed as always
"Hi Cheapcheap… Umm I mean Chichi," Goku said
Cheapcheap just shoot him a death glare
"So, I guess I shouldn't ask you for food right now?" He said as he scratched the back of his head and gave a nervous grin
"Wow Goku," Bulma said
"Shut up Bulma," Goku told her
"Vegeta can-," She stopped her sentence
"Nope he can't beat me up," Goku said
"TRIGGERED!" Vegeta raged
"Sorry best bud," Goku said
"What is it Piccolo?" Vegeta asked changing the subject
"Well I don't wanna say around them, so let's go somewhere else," I suggested
"Hey, I wanna know, it sounds juicy," Goku said
"We haven't even said anything about it, so how do you know it sounds 'juicy'," Vegeta said
"Anything that only certain people know always seems juicy," Goku said
"No, you can't know now I'll tell you later," I spoke
"Fine… wait don't leave me alone with Bulma, and Cheapcheap, ugh I mean Chichi, Dammit I'm not helping myself," Goku said
"Well if you're gonna be like that you can stay here by yourself while me and Bulma hang with 18 and some of her volleyball friends," Chichi said as she and Bulma walked away from Goku
"Wait, I'm sorry Chichi will you still give me food right?" He asked, "Cheapcheap was just a joke, DON'T LET ME STRAVE!" he yelled
"Dang they need to stop with all the yelling," I told Vegeta
"Did you quote Tammy from Tyler Perry's Madea's Big Happy Family," He asked
"Yeah! You watched that movie?" I asked surprised
"Dude who doesn't love Tyler Perry's movies?" Vegeta said
"Anyways what I wanted to tell you is that someone grabbed the bait," I said
"Someone is talking to 'Rachel Johnson'?" He asked
"Yeah," I replied
"Who?" He asked
"Idk," I said, "Because he responded to my Kik and he doesn't have a clear picture of himself,"
"Oh," he said, "Can I mess with this guy?" He asked
"Sure, knock yourself out," I said
So me and Vegeta each chatted with the guy for a couple of days, and then I saw the guys Instagram account and I couldn't believe who the person was none other than my nigga, my best friend 17!
It was Thursday, and 17 asked me if I wanted to go to Chick-fa-la and meet him through the DM's of course, so obliviously I had to tell Vegeta. I decided to tell him during 5th period in Mrs. Cup's class
"Hey Vegeta, I need to talk to you," I said
"Umm, Piccolo, DO YOUR WORK! You haven't even brought fabric for the apron were making," Mrs. Cup bitched at me
"Umm, Miss I can't do work if I don't have any of the supplies, so cry me a river," I spat, "VEGETA!"
"Oh no sir, but you can build a bridge and get over, to your AP's office," She said
"Miss, no I'm sorry," I lied
"NO GO TO YOUR AP'S OFFICE!" She yelled, which by the way made my right bleed
I went to the office to my AP, who was Lord Beerus.
"What brings you here green bean?" Beerus said
"I…umm,…I," I stuttered and looked like a fool
"SPILL IT!" Beerus yelled
"Lord Beerus it's time, time for lunch," Whis said
"Right the King of All is having a pizza party for the staff," Beerus said as he got up from his desk and walked out with Whis.
Since they just left me, so I went back to class
"Miss-," I said
"Mrs. Cup," She added, "what did your AP say?"
"That I have detention with him after school," I lied
"Good," she said because she don't like me, probably since she's a racists
I eventually told Vegeta during lunch
"So you're going to the date?" Vegeta asked
"Piccolo got a date?" Bulma asked, "The girl has to be blind, and deaf," she added
"Shut up! Vegeta control your bitch, honestly," I said
"Bulma-" was all Vegeta got to say
"-PICCOLO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND," The rest yelled
"WOULD YOU GUYS STOP YELLING?!" I screamed which caused the whole east cafeteria took look
"GET Y'ALL SELFS SOME BUSINESS," I yelled at people, and with that they turned back to their own lives
"No, I don't have girlfriend… you guys wouldn't understand," I said
"I was about to say, we're best friends, why would tell Vegeta before me," 17 said
"…" I just stared, "Yeah,"
"But I have a date with a hottie, we're going to Chick-fa-la on Friday after school," 17 said
"You got a date, 17, I wanna see the girl," Chichi said
"Here," he said as he showed her 'Rachel Johnson'
"She's kinda pretty, I guess," Chichi said clearly being jealous
"Oh, I wanna see her," Goku said
"NO!" Chichi yelled, I looked at her "Sorry,"
"She's just afraid that you'll see the prettier girl and like her better," Bulma said
"No!" She said
"Anyways, I can't wait for your date she's perfect," 17 drooled
"Yeah, 17 usually sings that stupid song to a picture of her that he got from her Instagram account, he framed," 18 said
"Hey, shut up 18," 17 said
"Okay after that weird image, I don't think I can wait for Friday either," Vegeta said as he chuckled
I shot him a glare
Friday about an hour before my date with 17, Vegeta was over at my house
"You should go with a wig with your back away from the entrance so he only sees the hair of 'Rachel Johnson'," Vegeta said
"That's great; you think he'll forgive me?" I asked
"I don't care if he hates me or not," Vegeta said
I did Vegeta's idea and I went to Chick-fa-la, he and the others came and watched from a distance. 17 walked in while I sat in a booth and things were going according to plan, He saw 'Rachel's' hair and came and sat down
"It's finally great to meet- AAHH! WHAT THE HELL PICCOLO WHAT ARE DOING HERE TRYING TO RUIN MY DATE!?" 17 yelled
"No, I am your date," I nervously said
While everyone saw and laughed
"WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? 17 continued to rage
"It was a prank I planned on catfishing, and you ended up taking the bait," I explained
"YOU'RE INSANE!" He added
"You're making a bigger scene now," I told him
"Whatever," He said and with that he left
"Well that was hilarious," Goku said, "But I guess it wasn't that juicy,"
We all just stared at him
And that was the story
Goku's YouTube video
Hey Guys it's me Goku! What Piccolo and Vegeta did to 17 was funny. Don't tell Chichi but I did see the 'Rachel Johnson' and as black people say she is fine! No wonder why 17 took the bait but I wouldn't have put a picture of her on to my wall that is weird and creepy. I kind of think that Bulma and Chichi were super jealous of how she looks especially Bulma since Vegeta did pick out the girl and did say that brunettes are nice or the best I really don't know nor care I just want someone who can cook and is at least descent that is why I settled for Chichi. Hopeful Bulma neither Chichi is watching this video but anyways are you feeling as thirsty as Piccolo then stay tune to the next chapter of The Wrong Timeline Chapter 5 "Water"! I promise you are not going to be thirsty for water! Don't miss it!