Disclaimer: We do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super we do own Madea's Big Happy family movie on dvd and Holly owns a phone with games on it. Shout out to Monica Rial truly the best Bulma Ever! (Vegeta's dream girl).We do not mean to offend the African Americans in this chapter please we really don't mean to offend.
Sorry for posting late, theses chapters were a little longer but its worth it so yeah Enjoy
Chapter 5 Water
"After Piccolo and Vegeta's funny prank on 17. I think Piccolo is not going to be laughing when he came to school on this day it all started like a regular day at school." Goku said.
"Bulma can I ask you a very important question that could change your future AND DEFINITLEY FOR THE BETTER?" Asked Vegeta to Bulma.
"Vegeta are YOU ASKING ME TO MARRY YOUUU!" Bulma screamed excitedly.
"WHAT NO we are way too young for that are you crazy I am still dreaming to be with Monica Rial." Vegeta said.
"Vegeta I am better than Monica!" Bulma screamed.
"No I was just asking if you want to come to my church and my youth group at five?" Vegeta said.
"Oh well.." Bulma said clearly trying to think of an excuse to not go.
"Come on Vegeta face it Bulma doesn't like going to church." Chichi said walking in.
"Is that why she has demons and creepy stuff at her house?" Goku said.
"I do not know what you guys mean?!" Bulma said.
"She is going to Hell." Piccolo said.
"Of course that's all you color folk's said because none of your kind is educated." Bulma said rudely.
"Uhh…-"Piccolo was about to open his mouth and say something until Bulma interrupted.
"-Shut up, your dumb black brain cannot process any words so shut your stinky smokey ass mouth up because you are taking all of your masters fresh air you dumb slave." Bulma rudely said.
"Oh my Disney Bulma that was so RUDE take in down a notch." Goku said.
"Uh... I am going to go get some water I see where I am not wanted." Piccolo said trying to hold back his tears. "Well at least I still have you WATER I really need you right now because Bulma said that rude comment and the rest of them just stood there with their mouths open doing nothing to stop Bulma and to top it all of these guys stole my Jay's and so I have to wear my nasty and ugly brown booties that I had in my locker." Piccolo said talking to his water.
"Anyways after Bulma being her inner Bitch I GOT A NEW PHONE!" Chichi screamed excitedly.
"Oh what kind?" 17 asked.
"Hopefully not a dumb nasty LG Lucky." Vegeta said while laughing.
"What is wrong with a LG Lucky?" 17 asked while getting embarrassed because he had an LG Lucky in his pocket.
"No I did not get a dumb LG Lucky?" Chichi said while rolling her eyes.
"Well then what kind of phone did you get then?" 18 asked clearly getting annoyed by the conversation.
"More importantly you got any games on your phone?" Goku asked.
"Yes I do, but anyways I got a SAMSUNG GLAXAY NOTE 7!" Chichi said
"That's going to explode," Bulma said
"Seriously, what's wrong with a LG lucky?" 17 continued to ask.
While the rest of the gang admired Chichi's new phone Krillin walked to where the gang was hanging a notice 17 taking out his LG Lucky "What is so bad about it I mean it's a phone?" 17 asked himself.
"Really 17 you have an LG Lucky." Krillin said while laughing.
"Like you have room to talk Krillin at least I have friends and I do not smell like SEA SALT, MELIDEW, AND AXE plus my grandpa IS NOT A PREVRET AND WHAT PHONE DO YOU HAVE A TRACPHONE!?" 17 screamed.
"Frist of all MASTER ROSHI IS MY DAD NOT MY GRANDPA! And second off (Krillin said as he dug into his pocket) I have AN IPHONE 7!" Krillin screamed in his defense.
17 walked back to the group.
"You got any games on your phone?" A voice said.
"Goku Stop asking that!" Chichi screamed.
"That was not me Chichi!" Goku said.
"Got any games on your phone?" The little girl with beads in her hair and wearing Crocs plus had a runny nose that she clearly needed a tissue.
"Umm little girl I don't have games on my phone, so get away please thank you." Chichi said.
"I am telling Mama!" The little girl said running away to go tell her mom.
"I got that little girl on my Snapchat!" Goku said while laughing.
"Anyways-"Chichi was about to say something until.
"HEY YOU SIX GET TO CLASSS IT'S ALREADY THRID PERIOD!" The AP Beerus screamed.
"Lord Beerus as an AP shouldn't you give them a detention?" Whis asked.
"Meh, I don't feel like it well call it a warning," Beerus said
In Bardock's Class
"Kakarrot where have you guys been?" Bardock questioned.
"Dad it's not like we do anything in here." Goku said.
"Seriously yesterday you had us do photosynthesis worksheet that just required coloring." Vegeta said.
"You actually had to label the nucleus of a plant thing whatever that's called ….um the thing that Cell has that made him come back to life when Kakarrot sacrificed himself basically for nothing, and it made you cry just a bit, noble Kakarrot" Bardock said.
?
"Hey that's my line," Vegeta said
"Just take your seats and take the worksheet from the counter and once you are finish you know the drill get on your phone."Bardock said.
3 minutes later
"Well that was easy, as always," Chichi thought as she began to pull out her NEW phone. She logged in her Snapchat "…umm, what should I record" she thought
"Mister Bardock can I go the restroom?" Piccolo asked
"Okay, you guys know not to interrupt me when I'm watching Empire; I need to catch-up on season 3!" Bardock stated
"So do I take the pass and go?" Piccolo continued to ask stupid questions
"GO BOY!" Bardock shouted, his eyes never leaving the screen of his phone
"Okay, no need to yell," Piccolo said
"JUST GO!" the class yelled
With that Piccolo left to the 'restroom'. Chichi saw Piccolo leave and she spotted a Powerade bottle filled your water, and the label was half torn. The light bulb hit Chichi's head, literally someone through a light bulb at her head.
"OUCH! Who throw that, I'll kill you!" Chichi threatened
"Chichi calm down it was an accident," Goku said
"No whoever threw that life's was an ACCIDENT!" She stated
"I know," the boy said
"Hush! Gross Lucious, you marry the woman who gave birth to your son's child, and who murdered your daughter-in-law," Bardock raged at his phone
After the light bulb incident Chichi recorded the Powerade bottle filled with water
"What the literal heck is that," Chichi said as she zoomed in on the bottle
"That is so ghetto," She added
At that moment Piccolo walked in and sat back down
"Oh M goodness, that's Piccolo's drink," She said while laughing, "He only drinks water how? Where the heck did he put all the…drink because he didn't drink it? He probably wasted it," She ended
She went ahead and posted it, "what else should I post on my story?" She asked herself, "I guess I could roast Piccolo's drink," She thought. Chichi started recording
Piccolo was taking a HUGE gulp of water, missing his mouth a bit so; it caused the water to spill on his clothes
"Seriously today isn't my day," Piccolo said to himself not noticing he was being recorded
"DAMN the six gallons of water didn't satisfy your thirst, what a thirsty hoe! And he even got too excited he missed his mouth" She laughed still recording
"I'm still thirsty and we still got 15 minutes left in class," He said to himself
Piccolo thought no one was looking so he sucked on his gi where the water was spilled
"HHAAHAA! Chichi laughed, "What the hell is he doing, looking like a leech, with that sucking he doing, Hi I'm Piccolo and I like to suck," She said as she watched Piccolo continue to suck on his gi.
"Ah, I need a bigger container for my water," Piccolo talked to himself
Chichi posted that video and began recording another
Piccolo was digging in his backpack. "Ah, yes I knew I packed another water bottle," He gleamed with joy the moment he was about to take a sip a light bulb hit his head causing him to drop the bottle and all the water to spill
"ARE YOU SERIOUS WHO THREW THAT?!" He screamed
"Sorry," the same boy said
"Man you owe me a water bottle," Piccolo demanded
Chichi captioned the video with 'don't cry over spilled water you thirsty hoe'
"Man he needs Niagara Falls to quench his thirsty ass," Chichi recorded and posted
"Hey clean the mess up Piccolo," Bardock said
"But-I, whatever I hate my life," Piccolo said
"Shut up," Bardock stated
"Man my water wasted all because that stupid cracker," Piccolo raged
RRIINNNGGG
As Goku was walking to his next period he was on Snapchat and saw Chichi's story
"HHAHAHAHA!" Goku laughed, "Piccolo a thirsty hoe,"
The day went along and people saw Chichi's Snapchat story. Except Piccolo who hadn't looked at his phone
"What's up thirsty hoe," Some guy commented as Piccolo walked along the halls to next class
"What? He probably talking to someone else," Piccolo thought
The next day…
Piccolo walked to his group of friends he heard them laughing
"Hey guys what's up?" Piccolo asked
"Oh, nothing," Chichi smiled trying not to laugh
"Oh..k," Piccolo said
"Well we better get to class guys," Goku said
"Yeah," They agreed
"That was weird," Piccolo said
In Bardock's Biology class
"Pick up the word search and when your finished put it on that table by the door, and then you can get on your phones," Bardock informed, "Understand, good because I'm not repeating myself,"
"This word search isn't even related to biology what so ever," 17 said
"And your existence isn't related to this universe what so ever, so shut up," Bardock hissed
"Only has 10 words and there so oblivious," Bulma stated
"Then it should be an easy 100, so stop bitching, man you guys talk a lot," Bardock said
"I finished,..so let's see what Piccolo does today." Chichi said while laughing.
As Chichi got on her phone and Piccolo got out his new water jug. "Oh my gosh he seriously got water jug well I guess that's better than that ghetto Powerade bottle that literally had the label ripped off it looked so nasty." Chichi thought to her herself.
"I am so glad that my daddy bought me a water jug I was so tired of that ghetto Powerade bottle, and this is a HEFTY water jug." Piccolo thought happily to himself.
As Piccolo began to drink his jug it was already half empty. "Oh my goodness it's almost empty Mr. Bardock can I go refill my water jug?" Piccolo said.
"YES! NO ONE NEEDS TO ASK ME ANYTHING ANYMORE JUST GO YOU KNOW I AM WATCHING EMPIRE!" Mr. Bardock screamed.
"Oh man Piccolo is going outside and he might do something funny." Chichi thought. "Mr. Bardock can I go to the restroom?" Chichi asked.
Mr. Bardock looked at Chichi as if she has 5 seconds before he strangle her.
"Sorry I am just use to asking the teacher." Chichi apologized. Once Chichi apologized she went to the 'bathroom'. She turned on her phone and looked for Piccolo which did not take long at all he is a green giant after all. "Oh there he is he just got done filling up his water jug and is walking back to the classroom he better do something funny because I am getting a lot of followers on Snapchat and my followers except to see some dumb nigga like Piccolo do something stupid with water." Chichi said to herself.
"Man maybe I should tell my daddy to buy me two water jugs." Piccolo said while swing his water jug from the handle.
Chichi zoomed into Piccolo's water jug handle and saw.. "It looks like it's going to-"Chichi said until.
SLPPPPAAASH!
"MY WATER JUG AND ALL MY WATER….ALL GONE!" Piccolo screamed while crying.
"HAAAAHAA" Chichi laughed.
"Uh?" Piccolo turned to Chichi.
"I mean oh my gosh Piccolo what happened?" Chichi said trying to hold in her laughter.
"Wait Chichi you didn't see any of that?" Piccolo asked.
"No I just came out of the classroom to come and use the restroom. "Chichi lied.
"Oh well some idiot came and knock my water jug out of my hand and it spilled." Piccolo explained which they both knew was a lie.
After 30 seconds of looking at each other Chichi finally went to the 'restroom' mainly to post what happened on her Snapchat. When Chichi went back to class everyone clapped and laughed "Thanks Piccolo thanks to you being a thirsty hoe I am finally popular and everyone loves me today is just the BEST DAY EVER!" Chichi said.
"TODAY IS JUST THE WORST DAY EVER! I guess I should into class the janitors can just throw away my jug and clean the water up." Piccolo said as he started walking back to class. Right when everyone had stopped laughing and clapping Piccolo walked right in.
"Hey Piccolo you are one thirst hoe!" One kid said.
"Piccolo do you drink the water when you are talking a shower?" Krillin said while laughing.
"SHUT UP!" Piccolo said while blushing purple and crying a little in embarrassment.
"EWW Piccolo that's so nasty that you blush purple!" Goku said.
"Sorry that's how I am." Piccolo said.
"And always being thirsty is also just who you are, you just can't get enough."17 said.
"17! Wait how does the whole class know about me loving water and my water ju….CHICHI!"Piccolo screamed.
"Really Piccolo have you not seen Cheapcheap's Snapchat ?" Vegeta said laughing and pulling out his phone to show Piccolo Chichi's story.
"What?!" Piccolo screamed in rage after seeing Chichi's story. "CHHHHIICCCHHI!" Piccolo screamed.
"AHHH GOKU HELP!" Chichi screamed and ran out of the class.
"NO ONE IS GOING TO SAVE YOU FROM ME!" Piccolo screamed chasing after Chichi.
"RAAAPPPE!" Chichi screamed out in the halls.
"I AM ASEXUAL!" Piccolo said.
"CHICHI I WILL BE A WITNESS FOR YOU AND SAY PICCOLO ACTULALLY DID RAPE YOU, WE WILL DEFINETLY WIN THE CASE BECAUSE WE CAN BLAME HIS COLOR!" Bulma screamed for Chichi to hear.
"Really?" Everyone in the classroom said at Bulma.
"I am just saying, you guys know I am right." Bulma said.
"Woman you are so racist! I bet Monica isn't racist." Vegeta said while dreaming of Monica.
"Any ways who wants to go see what's going on with Piccolo and Chichi?" Goku asked.
"I can sense your ki you know its low but I can still sense it." Piccolo said.
"I got you-"Piccolo said before he was interrupted by.
"-Piccolo you need to come with me ya see." The King of All said sternly.
"Yes sir." Piccolo said while walking with The King of All.
"Listen Piccolo-"The King of All was about to say something until Piccolo.
"-Uh where are we going-?" Piccolo said.
"-Shut up I'm taking!" The King of All said.
"Yes sir." Piccolo said.
"Didn't I say I was talking, anyways you like water a lot don't you?" The King of All asked.
"Am I allowed to answer that?" Piccolo asked.
"That is a question Herald I mean Piccolo sorry I was watching Madea's Big Happy Family until I got a call of your mess that you left." The King of All said. "You are going to clean all this water that you left and since you like water so much you can drink it once you are done cleaning it."
"Wait don't I get a rag or a bucket?" Piccolo asked.
"No you like sucking and you LOVE WATER your mouth is your tool to clean this mess up." The King of All said.
"WHAT?" Piccolo said.
"Start sucking Piccolo!" Chichi said while laughing.
"Chichi." The King of All said turning to her direction.
"Uh yes." Chichi said worried of her punishment.
"That was hilarious that was the best story ever!" The King of All said while laughing.
HHHHHHAAAAAAAHAAAAAA! Everyone Laughed.
"I swear it's because I'm 'colored'" Piccolo muttered
Goku's YouTube Video
He's dude, she's a dude, were all dudes, hey what it up my dudes, for today's video you can see my reaction to this video Vegeta sent me
The video
Piccolo was sucking and licking the water mess while a remix of All I do is Win played but the song went 'All I do is Suck, suck, suck' over and over again with a bass drop.
HAHAHAHA, dead! It was hilarious. Anyways Chichi's Snapchat story was great, plus a lot more people added her. But this is nothing compared to my savage ways, once you mess with the bull you get a very furious super sayian, who will ROAST THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PATHECTIC EXCUSE OF A LIFE, next time on The Wrong Timeline chapter 6: Goku the Savage, Don't miss it.
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Authors' note : How guys enjoying the story so far, review my dudes, or Goku will hunt you down and roast/ fire up your mommy, daddy, aunty, and you bald headed granny, jk not really though. We will add more super characters (Black, Zamasu, and Gowasa) in the future chapters, here are some sneak peeks of future chapters
-Shadow Dragons a 2 parter
-The note
-FUTURE TRUNKS?!
-BLACK AND ZAMASU!
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