Disclaimer: We do not own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball Super, and not Dragon Ball GT or one of my FAVORITE SONGS the opening of Dragon Ball GT. All rights go to Funimation and Field of View for making the best song all I own is the complete series of Dragon Ball GT on DVD I did change kind of what the narrator said simply because I didn't want to write all that so I just made him go straight to the point but everyone else is their actually lines from the show ~ Ally.
Sorry for the late post and hope y'all saw the Super DUB premiere in the U.S (well if you live in the US)
Chapter 7 The Shadow Dragons pt 1
Bit by bit I'm falling under your spell
Your smile is all I need to see to know will
Live this endless darkness won't you come
Along with me hold my hand
Back when you first came into my life
I recalled a place that I knew as a child a special place
One that I held close to my heart
Won't you lead me in a dance down
This wondering road where light and shadow
And twine to take hold of the thoughts of
The one left far behind know that sometimes
I want to turn around and see the things that I pasted
On the journey but know with love on my side
With courage and pride I'll fight I will carry on
Bit by bit I'm falling under your charm you'll keep
Me and all the world far from harm bring hope to everyone
Take in your infertility even when it seems that I don't need
You just know that I am in love can't wait to live this endless darkness
Wont you come along with me hold my hand!
"After the defeat of Super Android 17 Goku, Trunks and Pan began gathering the dragon balls, but when they gather the first dragon ball Pan notice there was a crack on the ball, when done gathering all seven everyone notice all of the balls had cracks." GT's narrator / Andrew T. Chandler.
When everyone saw the seven dragon ball gather and that all of them where cracked Bulma also notice something strange.
"The dragon balls even sound different than usual I don't know guys this is freaky?." Bulma said.
"Maybe…. Maybe they are too dangerous to be using." Chichi stated.
Fast Forward because I don't like Pan and I am not going to write her lines so…
"Lets go ahead and give them a try ok, and then maybe Shenron can tell us what is going on?" Kid Goku said.
"Hey maybe our wish will do it whatever is causing the disruptions on earth might have crack the dragon balls as well maybe wishing the earth back to normal will mend the balls its worth a shot." Trunks said.
"Ok a rise Shenron!" Kid Goku said. "Wow the sky isn't changing at all is it?."
"Afraid not that's as normal as it gets."Gohan said.
"Well gosh maybe you didn't say it loud enough Goku try it again?." Bulma said.
Cough "A RISE SHENERON !" kid Goku screamed.
Suddenly the sky became red and dark with lighting "Alright!" screamed Bulma. "You can do it Shenron!" Chichi yelled up to the sky. Everyone looked up to the sky waiting for Shenron to appear then the ground began to shake "I'm sensing an enormous power I don't know what it is but its evil." Kid Goku said. Then the crack dragon balls started glowing and black smoke started to come out of them and formed a black creepy dragon. The creepy black dragon lighted a cigar and spoke "Whishes? I have no intent to grant wishes." He spoke. And then-
"OK I HAD ENOUGH DON'T YOU DARE FINISH THAT STUPID TRASH OF A SHOW THAT IS NOT HOW THE SHADOW DRAGONS ARE MADE!" Goku screamed.
"Well actually it's from Dragon Ball GT and they were created from the negative energy-"Ally try to explained.
"NO NO! Let's go to my timeline the right timeline…..(looks to a random camera) The wrong time line." Goku said.
"After me being a straight savage. Life as me and my crew knew was about to be changed in a big way and unaware that this was the strongest villain we ever faced or should I say villains?" Goku said.
The day they appeared
"Hey Goku!" Chichi said.
"Shut the fuck up dumb bitch and why are you wearing all of that clothing its covering all your body and don't forget to cover for me I am going to be ditching 1st -5th period ." said a boy who looked just like Goku but wore a black jacket that had a blue star dragon ball on the back.
"GOKU!" Chichi screamed as she started swing her frying pan at Goku, but he caught it like it was nothing and didn't seem scared at all by her. "This can't be Goku he would never DARE say that to me or act like this." Chichi thought to herself.
"Since when do you wear stuff like that and yell so much and most importantly what are thossseee.?" The fake Goku said while laughing and pointing to Chichi's Sketchers.
"Goku if you are trying to make a new image of yourself or if you think it's still funny to roast us because it's not AND YOU BETTER STOP IT RIGHT NOW?!" Chichi asked while turning red an embarrassment while trying to cover her shoes.
"Stop screaming dumb dog AND don't you ever raise your voice or swing that pan at me I AM THE LEADER OF THE SHADOW DRAGONS! REMEMBER?" The shadow Goku explained as he began to walk to school even though he is going to ditch.
"Uhh oh yeah?!" Chichi lied. She didn't know that Goku was in a new squad. "OMG Goku is becoming a Mexican he already knows that we are going to get married, so he is already warming up his hand so he can abuse me and he is probably already drinking that is why he was so mean to me plus I thought I saw a golden chain around his neck." Chichi thought to herself as she began looking for Bulma or 18.
In Vegeta's Math class (on level math class)
"Once you are done with that worksheet turn into your class period tray and read a book or something." Ms. Vetch said while on her phone doing God knows what.
"I love this class that is why I took on level it's so easy and no homework." Vegeta said happily while getting on his phone until he notice a certain female that caught his eye. "THE HELL IS BULMA DOING IN THIS CLASS! She is super smart she is always rubbing it in and mentioning it." Vegeta thought to himself.
"Uhh Ms. Vetch can you help me?" Bulma asked.
"I am really busy right now-" Ms. Vetch lied.
"-I will help her." Vegeta said just really wanting to ask her what the Hell is going on?
"Ok thanks." Ms. Vetch said while continuing to be on her phone.( probably on ), "Ugh no matches," she said to herself
"Oh Vegeta what are doing in this class?" Bulma asked.
"I should be asking you the same question?" Vegeta said.
"You know I am not that smart." Bulma said.
"What are you talking about? You are the smartest person I met." Vegeta said.
"Thank you for your daily nice compliment." Bulma said while smiling.
"Are daily what?" Vegeta said
"Are daily compliment where we saying something nice to each other daily." Bulma explained.
"That is so stupid." Vegeta said while laughing "Only dumb stupid couples would do that."
"Vegeta why would you say that you are the one who came up with it." Bulma said.
"Ok Bulma why are you acting like this?" Vegeta asked.
"Acting like what?" Bulma asked.
"Frist you are in a on level class and then you start acting like I am a romantic poet or something?." Vegeta said.
"I do not like this new Vegeta and plus you used a bad word that we swore never to use." Bulma said.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! Hi my name is Bulma and I act like I am such a sweet little girl. When I am really a spoiled brat that just wants the attention all to her and wear sultly clothes that barely FUCKING FIT!" Vegeta screamed.
"That was not very nice Vegeta and do not wear nasty clothes see. I am wearing jeans, Converse, and pink long sleeve shirt." Bulma pout turning the opposite way from Vegeta.
"And now you are acting like a little baby!" Vegeta said. "I swear I wish I could date and marry Monica." Vegeta said while dreaming of Monica.
"And now you are thinking of other girls! ITS BECAUSE I AM NOT THAT SMART!" Bulma said while crying.
"What are you talking about you flirt with other guys all the TIME! It's in your biology!" Vegeta said.
"Oh and now you are calling ME FAT!" Bulma said while crying even louder.
"Biology doesn't mean FAT! Wait hold on flag on the play." Vegeta thought as he looked at Bulma's jacket it had a blue dragon ball on it. This is not my Bulma…DREAMS!DREAMS!DREAMS!DRRREEEEAAAAMMMMMSSSSSSS! Vegeta started screaming and pasted out.(Vegeta is not just a normally Prince of all sayians he has dreams of the actually show in this case he passed out because he had dreams of Dragon Ball GT with the actual shadow dragons.)
Vegeta then went to the nurse and the school day went on.
RRRRRIIIIIINNNNGGG
In Science Class
"Ok everyone you know-" Bardock was about to finish until.
"-We know the drill" The whole class said.
"Good." Bardock said.
5 minutes later
"Bulma may I just say that you are so beautiful like a goddess." Shadow dragon Vegeta said.
"Thanks." The actual Bulma said.
"Aren't you going to say your daily compliment to me?" Shadow dragon Vegeta said.
"I am sorry what?" Bulma asked confused.
"The thing that I came up with its to better help our relationship because I read this study and science shows that-" Shadow dragon Vegeta was about to finish until.
"I don't care Vegeta and since when did you become a smart little nerdy wimp smart cookie who does research for fun?" Bulma said laughing at Vegeta's clothes. "OMG and is he seriously wearing a pocket protector" Bulma thought. Vegeta then pulled out a book since he was finished with work.
"Are you reading a book?" Bulma asked
"Yes, is that a problem?" Shadow dragon Vegeta asked nervously
"I-I Just thought you were going to get on your phone and watch those weird, stupid jap cartoons," Bulma stated rudely
"What? I don't know what you're talking about," Shadow dragon Vegeta replied
Bulma then noticed the leather jacket on Shadow Vegeta's chair
"When did you get this?" Bulma asked grabbing the jacket
"Same place as you got it silly," Shadow dragon Vegeta lightly laughed
"Whatever give me more compliments," Bulma said as she hit him
"Ow, did you just hit me with a- (Vegeta looked closely at what was in Bulma's hand) salad in a can?" Shadow Vegeta said, "And no you technically need to give me one since I already gave you one,"
"What's wrong with you Vegeta?" Bulma asked now getting annoyed
On the other side of the classroom in a corner
Chichi was drying her tears then Goku the real Goku appeared in front of her
"AHH!" Chichi screamed
"Hey Chichi, got any food for me?" Goku asked seeing that Chichi had clearly been crying he asked, "Why do you look like a pout, pout fish with a pout, pout face?" he continued "And I'll spread my jelly welly all over the place, whah waha whah," He ended
"That's not how the song goes Goku," Bulma called from the other side
"Shut up Bulma," Goku said
"Hahaha," Chichi began to laugh wiping her tears, Goku saw how stupid she looked so he also began to laugh seeming like he was laughing with her and not at her
"Okay, I have food but I still want an apology," Chichi said
" For what?" Goku asked
"For being a BIG JERK YOU DOUCHE!" Chichi raged
"Hey that cafeteria thing was because y'all were talking shit about me, I already told you this," Goku said
"Not that, this morning," Chichi said
"I didn't see you this morning my dad had us trapped in the minivan jamming to Marco Barrientos," Goku explained
Then another Goku came in
"Vegeta get your ass over here," The shadow Goku called
"Coming Kakarrot," Shadow Vegeta said
"I want you to get the rest of the gang and tell them to come here," Shadow Goku said
17 then came in from the restroom, "Hey guys I just saw another me but with a cool jacket on!" 17 yelled approaching his group
"SHUT UP 17!" Everyone yelled
"Fine jeez everyone hates 17" He said to himself
The rest of each the members of each gang came and it was time for introduction
The Shadows were first up
"Well I'm Goku the leader of the shadow dragons," Shadow Goku greeted
"I'm Vegeta and this is my lovely girlfriend Bulma," Vegeta said as he and Shadow Bulma bowed, Shadow Goku just rolled his eyes
"I'm Chichi I'm Goku's girlfriend," Shadow Chichi smiled as she greeted
"Wow," Goku said, "she's hot," Chichi then elbowed Goku, "Hey I'm your girlfriend not that slut," Chichi said angrily
"Well it's still you right?" Goku said
"Anyways," Shadow Goku said annoyed
"I'm 17," Shadow 17 said
"Wow he looks more cool than I do, how does he have better hair than me?" 17 thought
"I'm 18, it's a pleasure to meet you guys," Shadow 18 said sweetly
"Well at least she's still pretty like me" 18 thought
"And I'm Piccolo," Shadow Piccolo said
"Dang he looks like a nigga you shouldn't mess with, he looks way more awesome than me," Piccolo thought
"And we're the Shadow Dragons," Shadow Goku said as he spoke their entire gang turned their back on Goku's gang flipped their collars on their leather jackets showing the blue dragon ball each with a different amount of blue stars. They then faced Goku's gang again
"Well I'm Goku leader of…" Goku started trying to think of a name for their group, "….The Goku gang,"
Everyone stared at him
"That's a stupid name Kakarrot, I swear you got stones in your head, and really why the Kakarrot gang," Vegeta said
"He said the Goku gang," Bulma said
"I'm not saying that name," Vegeta raged
"Anyways…" Goku said
"I'm Prince Vegeta," Vegeta stated
"I'm the beautiful Bulma Briefs," Bulma said
"I'm Chichi, Princess of fire mountain," Chichi said trying to sound cool
"Chichi that kingdom burned down and you live in the ghettos, so shut up with that princess crap," Bulma stated
"SHUT THAT BINKY/ SHENRON SUCKER YOU CALL A MOUTH UP!" Chichi yelled
"Ok now you made it awkward," Piccolo said
"Well anyway I'm Chichi," Chichi said
"Man she got some lungs on her, I'm glad you don't yell like that but that was a funny remark," Shadow Goku said to Shadow Chichi
"I'm 18," 18 said
"I'm 17 me and 18 are twins," 17 said
"Well of course 17 we just look alike and their us I'm pretty sure that know that, I swear you can be as stupid as Goku," 18 said
"Hey don't call Goku dumb he's just a bit slow," Chichi said
"I'm not slow I'm like the fastest out of all of y'all," Goku said
"No- I- er, never mind," Chichi gave up
"And last and least," Vegeta said
"I'm Piccolo, wait did you say least Vegeta?" Piccolo asked
"Yes I did so what ," Vegeta said turning his back on Piccolo
"Well there can only be one of each of us so I think we're on the same page on what must be done," Shadow Goku threated
"We'll settle this on Friday after school, be there or be square, " 17 said trying to sound cool
"Shut up 17! Now you made us sound like dorks," Goku said
"Sorry," 17 apologized
"Shut up!" Goku yelled
"Friday after school sounds great, the only rule no fusing in anyway," Shadow Goku said
With that the Shadow Dragons left
"Man that Goku sure is intimidating," Goku said now relaxing since the shadows were gone, "It's probably the jackets we need leather jackets like that but with our regular dragon balls,"
"Well lets go eat I'm hungry, since I was crying I didn't go the cafeteria to eat lunch," Chichi said
"The fact that you admit that," Bulma said
"Shut it!" Chichi said
"Careful Cheapcheap eating too much and we'll start calling you Chunkychunky," Vegeta laughed
"SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!" Chichi yelled
"HEY DON'T CALL MY VEGETA A BASTARD YOU POOR DUMB BITCH!" Ally said screaming at Chichi and then awkwardly running away.
"Ummmm…weird and she definitely needs help." Chichi said.
"Enough with all the yelling and let's go eat," 18 said getting annoyed
"Looks like it's that time of the month again sis," 17 teased, which was followed then by a painful kick to the Shenron
"UGH!" 17 gasped, "Love you to."
At Chick-fil-A (The gang's usual hangout spot)
As the gang walked into Chick-fil-A they notice their booth was taken by none another than THE SHADOW DRAGONS!
"Nani?!" Vegeta said.
"Really?" Bulma said annoyed turning to Vegeta.
"Anyways..I can't believe that they just stole OUR BOOTH was it next they are going to wish on the..I don't know the super dragon balls and switch bodies with us then kill our families." Goku said.
"Goku they look just like us why would they switch bodies with us and kill our families when they probably have the same families if they are us?" Piccolo said.
"Plus who would want to switch bodies with you?" Chichi asked Goku.
"Obliviously because Goku is the strongest and if someone wants to fulfill a plan they desire.. like I don't know a Zero Mortals Plan which could be-" 17 was about to finish until.
"-SHUT UP 17" Everyone screamed at 17.
"But hey 17 I will give you credit on stating the fact that I am the strongest !" Goku said.
"Are we going to confront them about taking our booth or maybe I DON'T KNOW GO ORDER SOME GOD DAMN FOOD!?' 18 screamed.
Instead of the gang going to confront The Shadow Dragon they decide to watch them instead, after they ate their delicious Chick-fil-A of course!
"Eww look at my shadow dragon he is eating up a storm it's so nasty to look at." Piccolo said in disgust.
"Oh wow look at the shadow Chichi she is wearing a very nice outfit." Goku said admiring the shadow Chichi.
"What are you talking about she is dressing like Bulma SLUTY!" Chichi screamed in jealousy.
"Speaking of disgustingness look at our shadow dragons Bulma!" Vegeta said.
"Are they seriously reading a book together?" Bulma said.
"They are reading MYTHOLOGY! Vegeta screamed in horror.
"I like Greek Mythology." Bulma said.
"That stuff is weird and nasty!" Vegeta said.
While everyone looked at each of their shadow's except for Bulma and Vegeta who were auguring about Greek Mythology. 5 minutes pasted and Goku decide that it was time to start training.
"Guys we need to start training, because they are strong like us and since they are us they know our moves." Goku said.
"But where are we going to train?" Asked Chichi.
"I know the perfect place!" Goku said. "Bulma and Vegeta quit arguing we got work to do!"
Travel Montague
"Alright guys I rented this gym that has tons of equipment for us to train with." Goku said. As everyone entered the gym they so tons of stuff.
"Wow this is nice! We don't have nice gyms like this on the Northside of town." Chichi said.
"Now Cheapcheap don't go stealing anything." Vegeta said laughing at Chichi being poor.
As the Crew began their hard training session, well some of the Crew at least. While Goku was in the bathroom Piccolo was shooting hoops acting like he is black when he really isn't because black people can play basketball. 17 was putting his hair in a man bun. 18 was on her phone doing I am not really sure what, but Chichi was trying to lift an 8 pounded weight but failed so went to grab a 3 pound weight and changed it to an 8 pounded weight. And Bulma and Vegeta where…um taking Snapchat pictures.
"Wait why do I have to be the white and black dog?!" Vegeta complained.
"We will switch later for another picture that we take now quit complaining and stick your tongue out." Bulma barked at Vegeta.
"That sounds really weird." Vegeta said.
'Just do it look God dang." Bulma said.
"Don't use his name in vain." Vegeta said.
"Are we going to take it or not?!" Bulma said.
"Ok fine." Vegeta said.
10 minutes later
"There she is!" Coach Blake called out to Chichi.
"EWW Goku help!" Chichi yelled.
"What Chichi?" Goku asked.
"He was- er-coach…" Chichi stuttered.
"No one is here! And quit making excuses to not train!" Goku said, "Oh that reminds me I GOT A WHISTLE!" Goku blew hard into his whistle
"GOD DAMN KAKAROTT THAT WAS TOO LOUD!" Vegeta yelled
"You told me not to use this so called 'god's' name in vain," Bulma stated
"Have you ever even gotten near a church or does it just burn up in flames when you're in a 100yds radius?" Piccolo asked
"Hey Piccolo do us all a favor and shut the hell up before I get Vegeta on you," Bulma said, "Get him Vegeta,"
"Anyways GET TO TRAINNING!" Goku raged as he blew his whistle causing everyone to run
"You know I have sensitive ears you jerk," Piccolo mumbled
The gang began training, 17 jumping ropes, Piccolo did like 10 push-ups then started trying to shoot hoops, Bulma and Vegeta were still taking Snapchat pictures, 18 was doing…something, and Chichi was still trying to lift the 3lb weight for about 5 minutes before giving up then just walked around
"Goku! Bulma and Vegeta aren't training," Chichi snitched
"Hey give me your phones all of you," Goku said as Chichi just stood and smiled feeling accomplished
"Snitch," Bulma said
"Put a sock in it Bulma, I would say cock but there's no time for that," Goku stated
"Hahaha!" Everyone except Bulma laughed
"GET TO TRAINNING! ALL OF YOU!" Goku yelled and blew his whistle once more
"Vegeta I thought you loved to train since you want to surpass me but since that will never happen you just take Snapchat's and get all in your feels," Goku said trying to persuade Vegeta to start training
"I know what you're trying to do Kakarrot and it's not going to work, plus I can easily defeat my shadow dragon he's totally weak," Vegeta said
"Fine but what if he strong I mean he's you and your at a super sayian blue he may just be holding back then he'll break up with that Bulma and go after Monica Rial! And what if she likes that you better it be better to just beat him and win Monica yourself," Goku explained
"Goku Vegeta is no-," Bulma began
" Arg! Your right I should train FOR MONICA!" Vegeta yelled
"Wow Vegeta," Bulma said
"What? You can flirt but I can't have a dream girl," Vegeta said
"I should be your dream girl!" Bulma stated
With that Vegeta went to the gymnastic area of the gym and began stretching,
"Well I got to go grab 17's phones so the rest of you get to training this isn't going to be an easy battle," Goku said, "Oh by the way I put this board up I want you to spell your name out each letter as an exercise for you to do like A- do 15 mountain climbers so yeah hop to it,"
"Were not frogs," 18 said as Goku left to the room where 17 was doing his ropes
"Gross you can smell 17's sweat from here, how many jump ropes has he done?" Chichi asked
"Don't know don't care I guess I spell my real name out and not 18 or I could just spell the word eight-teen, " 18 thought out loud
"My name isn't gonna be that hard," Chichi said
"No one cares Chichi," Bulma said as she approached the board where 18 and Chichi were
"Let's see B-do 20 push-ups, ugh that's too hard what are we doing training for the military," Bulma complained
"Can you stop complaining, I'm trying to mind train and I don't need to be disturbed," Piccolo said
"I'm telling Goku you're just siting and not doing the board," Chichi said
"Tell me what?" Goku asked as he came in
"Goku!" Chichi yelled as she hugged him
"Get off me, you need to be training," Goku said
"I was…about to but Piccolo is just sitting there pretending that he's 'mind training'," Chichi explained
"Piccolo do the board were not meditating," Goku said
"Bitch let me do me and I'll let you do you," Piccolo said, "I swear Chichi you just a snitch and snitches get stiches are major bitches and whined up in ditches,"
"Bleh," Chichi stuck her tongue out
"Ok I am ready!" Vegeta said as he jumped onto the beam, "Alright Vegeta lets train like you never trained before FOR MONICA!"
"Wait Vegeta you did gymnastics?" Piccolo asked
"Yeah my mom really wanted a girl, so I did gymnastics, dance and cheerleading." Vegeta said proudly.
"Where you good at it?" Chichi asked somewhat interested because she always wanted to do gymnastics, but since she is poor she could never afford it.
"Was I good at it?" Vegeta said laughing "Listen hear honey bun I was THE BEST AT IT! I could have probably won at the Olympics, what am I saying could have? I WOULD HAVE!"
"Ok Chichi and Piccolo get away from Geta's and START TRAINING!" Goku yelled
"While Goku tries to get the others to start training if it'll be enough pay off to win the fight against The Shadow Dragons found out next time on Dragon Ball GT!" Andrew said.
"NOOOO! THAT IS NOT HOW THIS CHAPTER IS ENDING I AM GOING TO SAVE MY READERS BY THE TRADITIONAL THING TO DO!" Goku screamed.
Goku's YouTube Video
"Hey guys it's me Goku and as you can see I am in a different scenery that is because I am at a gym with my friends we are training to defeat The Shadow Dragons! The fight will take place on Friday after school in the gym I will link the directions in the description below if you want to come and cheer me and my friends on, but I will warn you this is going to be an intense battle your safety is not secured but if you don't care and just really want to come then come! And cheer me and my friends on and if you can't come then I will have a recording of the video that I will post or have someone else post it for me on this channel because I don't know if I am going to survive. To see if me and my friends are going to make it read the next chapter of The Wrong Timeline Chapter 8 The Shadow Dragons pt2: Fight!? Don't miss it! Well I got to go train and yell at the others to train as well because thanks to that stupid GT narrator I know they are not training. So see ya guys!