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Chapter 8: The Shadow Dragons pt 2 Fight?!
"Last time on Dragon Ball GT after gathering-" Andrew T. Chandler/ GT Narrator was about to start off the episode he was interrupted.
"-Ok I don't not want to hear any more of that show its freaking me out it all started when I was 7 yrs old I had come to Earth when I was 5 yrs old after Bardock heard that Freiza was planning to blow up the planet but anyways I went to sleep it was a cold winter night and my mom just told me goodnight turned off the lights and left, right when she left IT HAPPEN I STARTED TO HAVE A DREAM OR SHOULD I SAY NIGHTMARE! I was older I came out of Capsule Corp wearing a weird jacket but WHAT REALLY SCARED ME WAS THAT I HAD A MASTUACE AND… AND MY HAIR WAS CUT SHORT SO I woke up and I told my parents well tried to, my parents they seemed like they arguing in a weird way making weird noises I think my mom was tired of arguing because she started moaning.( But of course now that I'm older I know what they were doing) So I went to-"Vegeta said while still traumatize.(The nightmare Vegeta had was Dragon Ball GT episode 2 )
"-Oh yeah getas you came to my house well busted in and suggested we NEVER GO TO SLEEP, the way you said it made me scared but I ended up going back to sleep and you stayed up idk why but you looked scared and you had tons of bags under your eyes when I woke up. BUT anyways we got totally off track." Goku said recalling that memory.
"Well you guys know what happened last time and if you don't read the last chapter! Now back to us training or at least ME YELLING AT EVERYONE TO START TRAINING!" Goku said.
Back to preparing for the fight against The Shadow Dragons
SNACK BREAK!
"Alright gang it's time to take a break even THOUGH MOST OF YOU HAVE BEEN DOING NOTHING!" Goku said mainly looking at Bulma
"Where is the salad?" Bulma asked completely ignoring Goku's comment
"Uhh I didn't make salad plus Bulma don't you have a salad in a can in your bag or do you have Pringles that I could eat?" Chichi asked excitedly
"OMG can you guys stop eating like that it's really nasty to look at!?" Piccolo asked disgusting looking at Goku and Vegeta while drinking water.
"*pant* *pant* Hey guys I heard *pant* *pant*it was time for a break," 17 panted
"Gross bro the least you can do is put some D on," 18 said disgusted by her brother's stench
"D as in Deez Nutz," 17 said
"No you idiot D as in DERODRENT!" 18 corrected, "Plus that's so childish,"
"Sure but I saw you laughed," 17 protested
"Meh," 18 replied
"Man this looks good Chichi, you really out done yourself," 17 complemented
"Quit flirting 17," 18 said
"I'm not," 17 argued
"Wow 17 is kinda turning me on right now," Bulma said out of the blue
"What the hell woman!" Vegeta said
"Really 17! Quit flirting." Goku said
"Let's go back to what BULMA SAID about 17!" Vegeta said
17 stood panting watching the others
"17 stop!" Vegeta said
"Stop doing what!?" 17 asked
"I think it's hot." Bulma said
"WHAT AM I DOING?!" 17 screamed
"YOU ARE PANTING." Vegeta explained, "You sound like a dog."
"I don't sound like a dog dogs stick their tongue out and pant," 17 explained while he stuck his tongue out and panted like a dog
"Whoa! It's getting hot in here so 17 take off all your clothes," Bulma said as she got closer to 17
Causing 17 to get closer to Chichi while his tongue still was out and still panting like a dog
"Aahh, oh," Chichi made some weird sound
"What the hell?!" Vegeta stated, "Cheapcheap why are you making that noise? And woman, sit down,"
"What? I was looking at Goku," Chichi said
"Why? I was just bending down- Oh!" Goku said getting the idea, "Chichi you dog!"
"Yeah, not 17 he stinks," Chichi explained
"I don't mind the smell," Bulma said as she grabbed 17's arm pulling him towards her
"AH!" 17 shrieked
"WOMAN!" Vegeta yelled
"Why are you hitting on 17 anyways your boyfriend right here," Piccolo said as he pointed to Vegeta
"Well 17 is taller and hormones are kicking in," Bulma said, while Vegeta just looked shooked
"Get that thing on a leash Vegeta," 18 stated
"18 you're just mad cause I'm flirting with your brother," Bulma said
"Actually you're half right I'm mad and weirded out because we're identical just one is a boy with black hair and I'm blonde and a girl so anyone that thinks one of is attractive they like the other," 18 said
"Okay you made it awkward," Chichi said
"Before conversations and trombones get out of hand…well more crazier we should just train on our own time, but I my guess is none of you are really gonna train so see after school tomorrow ," Goku said
"It's called hormones you idiot!" Bulma called as Goku instant transition out
"Goku- aw he was supposed to take me home," Chichi whined
Goku then came back grabbed Chichi and left once more
"Well I'm going home," 18 stated
"Same," Bulma said, "Come on Vegeta take me home,"
Vegeta looked at her then took off into the night
"Asshole!" Bulma yelled as Vegeta left, "Maybe he'll come back like Goku,"
"I seriously doubt it," Piccolo said as he took off along with 17, Bulma then pulled out a capsule and drove home.
Friday one hour till the fight!
"You guys think you're ready?" Goku asked everyone
"Yeah," Everyone replied
"Alright," Goku said, "I can't wait to battle these guys I mean battle ourselves, crazy but I'm excited,"
"Ok Goku stop talking we get you love fight," Chichi said getting annoyed
"Ok chill B," Goku responded, "Alright see you after class be dressed and ready guys,"
"What are you blabbering about Kakarrot?" Bardock asked, "I'm trying to finish this episode of KUWK
"?" Everyone confused except Bulma
"You watch keeping up with the Kardashian's too?" Bulma asked happily
"Yeah now shut up," Bardock said
King Vegeta barged in the classroom
"Excuse me mini me," King Vegeta said as he pushed Vegeta out of his way
"Stop calling me that!" Vegeta yelled
"What's up KV?" Bardock asked
"Barbar its official Kanye and Kim are getting a divorce!" KV stated
"NANI?!" Bardock raged
4:00 at the School gym
"Where are they?" Bulma asked
"How bout you shut that big mouth of yours and open your eyes and be aware of your surroundings BITCH!" The shadow Goku stated as he and his gang walked in
"Calling her makes sense since she is wearing a leash like da fuck?!" Shadow Chichi said
"She's hot," Goku stated out loud
"And my girlfriend," Shadow Goku said
"But aren't we the same person?" Goku asked nervously
"Let's begin," Shadow Goku said as he rolled his eyes, "Piccolo you're up first,"
"Ok boss," Shadow Piccolo said as he finished his BLT sandwich
"Eww," Piccolo said
"GO PICCOLO!" Everyone yelled
"Ok chill no need to yell gosh dang," Piccolo said as he approached his shadow lets go he said as he powered up
"Hit it," Shadow Piccolo said and the song Hotline Bling started play and then Shadow Piccolo started to dance
You used to call me on my, you used to, you used to Yeah!
"?" Piccolo stood confused
"DANCE YOU DUMB NIGGA!" Goku shouted
"This is a DANCE BATTLE!" Everyone shouted
"Yeah!" Goku said
You used to call me on my cell phone, late night when you need my love
Shadow Piccolo danced perfectly the exact same way as Drake did in the music video, while Piccolo barely started to dance doing the whip
Call me on my cell phone
"Really?!" Goku said frustrated that Piccolo wasn't a good dancer
Late night when you need my love, and I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing, I know when that hotline bling
That can only mean one thing
"That Shadow Piccolo is gonna win," 17 stated
"Naw dip Sherlock," Goku said
Piccolo began trying to dance like the Shadow but he was just too great
Ever since I left the city, You got a reputation for yourself now
Everybody knows and I feel left out
Girl you got me down, you got me stressed out
Piccolo trying to dance like the music video but couldn't remember all the moves he was screwed
'cause ever since I left the city, you started wearing less and goin' out more
Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor, hanging with some girls I've never seen before
"I can't do it!" Piccolo yelled throwing in the towel, "You win," He added sadly
"No one can beat me at a dance off in when Hotline bling playing," Shadow Piccolo stated
"Urg! WHAT THE HELL PICCOLO!" Goku yelled, "THEY GOT THE FIRST POINT YOU DUMB FUC-,"
"-Calm down Goku I can go and win this next point trust me," 17 said trying to calm down Goku
"SHUT UP 17!" Everyone yelled
"Just go," Goku said
"Here Goku eat a snickers," Chichi said
"Sure," Goku said now suddenly happy
"You're up 17," Shadow Goku said
"It'll be a piece of cake," Shadow 17 said
Both 17s came forth
"Wow that Shadow 17 is hot too," Bulma said
"Pipe down bitch," Vegeta said
The song began
Don't stop don't stop we're in luck now don't stop there's so much to be found
17 began to dance his first move was hitting the quan, while the Shadow 17 was twirling and jumping like he was on dancing with the stars
We can't find paradise all we have to do is go go
Shadow 17 was dabbing perfectly on the 'go go' part, while 17 was hair flipping
Free your soul, Mysteries abound made of a deep energy (energy)
Foes all around but I will go fearless and free
I'll give you strength you give me love that's how we'll live (That's how we'll live)
17 at first looked to have the upper hand but then Shadow 17 started break dancing
My courage won't fade if you're with me my enemies will never win
We will fight for love and glory
Shadow 17 started fight dancing, basically doing all the moves to the opening which 17 couldn't compete with so he tried coming up with his own moves
"Come on 17!" Bulma and Piccolo yelled, they both looked at each other
"He's my best friend," Piccolo said
"So, he's my friend too," Bulma replied
"More like friends with benefits," 18 retorted
We will live to tell the story there is nothing we can't live through nothing ever dies we will rise again
Don't stop don't stop we're in luck now don't stop keep your spirits bound
17 began twirling his arms in a circular motion
And ride upon the winds all we have to do is go
17 jumped in the air
Don't stop don't stop we're in luck now don't stop there's so much to be found
We can't find paradise all we have to do is go go free your soul, DRAGON SOOOUULL!
"DRAGON SOOOUULL!" 17 repeated as he landed in a splits position, "AH! I ripped my pants," he added," And I think I'm stuck,"
While Shadow 17 ended with his guns crossed his arms on his chest, "Pathetic," he said to 17
"Calm down Goku I can go and win this next point trust me!" Goku repeated angrily, "win my ass,"
"Chichi give Goku another snicker's it's about time that we actually win a point," 18 said as she stepped up
"Here Goku," Chichi said as she handed Goku another snickers
"Koolio," Goku said as he ate the snickers
"You're up 18," Shadow 17 said as he walked backed to the rest of the gang
"You got it bro!" Shadow 18 said as she skipped toward 18
"Spin a track DJ," 18 said, and with that the song began
(Kingdom hearts 0.2 birth by sleep a fragment passage opening begins to play)
When you walk away you don't hear me say please oh baby don't go
18 began to dance very gracefully and elegant like she had done this before
Simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight it hard to let it go (Let's go!)
You're giving me too many things
Lately you're all I need, all alone, you smiled at me and said
"Wow 18 is an amazing dancer she's gonna actually win us a point," Vegeta stated
"Whatever," Bulma spat
"Jealous," Chichi said
"Like you could talk your jealous of the Shadow Chichi," Bulma replied
"Meh," Chichi responded
The daily things, that keep us all busy are confusing me
That's when you came to me and said: don't give me wrong or nothing I love but does that mean I have to meet your father when are older you'll understand what I meant when I said no I don't think life is quite that simple
When you walk away you don't hear me say please oh baby don't go, simple and clean is the way that your making me feel tonight it's hard to let it go
Hold me whatever lies beyond this morning is a little bit unknown, Regardless of warning the future doesn't scare me at all
"Wow that Shadow 18 can't compete," Vegeta said
"OK stop praising 18 now Vegeta," Bulma said annoyed
18 continued to dance beautifully with sass
Nothings like before
The shadow 18 fell making 18 the victor, 18 ended off with a graceful dab
"YEAH! GO 18! FINALLY SOMEONE GAVE US A POINT!" Goku cheered
"I think I'll go next," Chichi stated
"Huh?" Goku asked confused
Chichi began making her way towards the dance area, and so did the Shadow Chichi
"Chichi if you don't win I'll break up with you!" Goku called out for motivation
"Let's do this thing!" Chichi yelled, "I will not lose Goku!"
Let's get down to business to defeat the Huns (Huh)
"Oh you're going down slut me, although I do see why my Goku likes you, you are a prettier me but I ain't gonna lose," Chichi said as she was dancing
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met but you can bet before we're through, Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest but on fire within, once you find your center you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale pathetic lot and you haven't got a clue somehow I'll make a man out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath, say goodbye to those who knew, boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym, this guy's got'em scared to death, hope he doesn't see right through me
"Damn Chichi is actually doing great I thought she lose and I could have the other Chichi," Goku thought out loud
"Really Kakarrot," Vegeta said
"Well at least it's still a Chichi and, not other people like Bulma," Goku replied
"True," Vegeta said
Chichi was fight dancing might not have been great like 18's dance but it was ok..
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim, be a man, we must swift as coursing river(Be a man)With all the force of a great typhoon (be a man) with all the strength of a raging fire mysterious as the dark side of THE MOON!
"THE MOON!" Chichi sang along with a finishing punch towards the Shadow Chichi's face
"Oh my gosh Chichi are you ok my love," Goku called
"Of course silly," Chichi smiled as she spoke
"Yeah, of course I was talking to you and not the Shadow Chichi," Goku replied as he scratched the back of his head nervously
Shadow Chichi walked of rubbing her cheek, "Sorry Goku but she caught me off guard,"
"Whatever it's fine were tied now but not for long… BULMA get over there and dance like your life depends on it cause it does!" Shadow Goku threatened
"Well your up Bulma," Goku said
"Since Vegeta did it for Monica, I'm doing it for-," Bulma began
"I swear if you say 17-," Vegeta interrupted
"-NO KURAMA!" Bulma yelled as she walked up to the dance floor
"May the best Bulma win," Shadow Bulma said as she held her hand out for a hand shake
"I plan on it," Bulma stated not shaking Shadow Bulma's hand
Mirror, mirror, mirror on the wall
Bulma began dancing like Garnet during the fusion dance
Tellin' those lies pointing out your flaws, that isn't who you are, that isn't who you are
It might be hard to hear but let me tell you dear, if you could see what I could see, I know you would believe that isn't who are, so when it's late you're wide awake too much to take
"Bulma is actually doing great," 17 said
"Flirt!" 18 yelled
"Am not, Mr. Electric send this girl to the principal's office and get her EXPELLED!" 17 replied
"I hate Shark boy and lava girl," Vegeta said
Don't you dare forget that in the pain you can be brave hear me say: I see you dressed in white every wrong made right I see you rose in bloom at the sight of you, oh so Priceless!
Bulma ended with Kurama's ROSE WHIP which the Shadow Bulma couldn't compete with, making Bulma the victor
"WHAT THE HELL BULMA!" Shadow Goku raged and slapped Shadow Bulma (like a drunk Mexican husband that beats their wife) across the face sending her to the other side of the gym
"DDAAMMNN!" Everyone yelled
"When you want something done right you gotta do it yourself," Shadow Goku stated as he walked towards the dance floor
"I don't think I could have done it without KURAMA!" Bulma declared
"Shut up!" Vegeta screamed
"That Shadow Goku is really H-O-T like why have I never noticed this," Chichi stated
"Well I guess I'm up now, wish me luck," Goku said not hearing Chichi's comment as he walked towards his shadow
Shadow Goku threw off his leather jacket to Shadow Chichi, cracked his knuckles along with popping his neck
"Damn he's intimidating," Goku thought and then the song played
Reality could put you through a test from time to time very much like a power from above
Shadow Goku powered up to his maximum and began dancing
All day(all day )All night(all night) sometimes it makes you sick to the bone but you never give up the fight you're the one you showed me how to see the light oh yeah! Alright!
Shadow Goku was dancing amazing! And each move that topped Goku's actually caused pain
The sun is ready to shine on, be brave and give me, give me power, power, power you got to let it awake and no matter what you get right up where you stopped dead in the ground, that's why you're running, running, running trying to live up to your dream
Shadow Goku twisted and lifted his leg in the air, causing Goku to have a punch to the gut, spilling out blood from his mouth
"Ahh!" Goku cried in pain
"Oh my gosh!" Everyone yelled
Shadow Goku smiled and continued to dance
I see you dashing through the wind just like a HERO!
"Oh no Goku he's getting beat up even through the Shadow Goku isn't hitting him," Chichi said
"Looks like the fox got in the house hen," 17 said
"Shut up 17! Plus that made no sense," Vegeta stated
Goku on the other hand was lying on the dance floor all beat up and unconscious
"Well I won now we're tied," Shadow Goku said
"Great job babe," Shadow Chichi said
"Thanks but now it's up to Vegeta, " Shadow Goku said, "You better not screw this up!"
"Yes sir, Kakarrot sir," Shadow Vegeta said
"Just get your ass on that dance floor," Shadow Goku said
Both Vegeta's on the dance floor staring at each neither blinking
"Play the song already," Bulma called
"Sorry I can't lift Goku by myself someone help me carry him off the dance floor," Chichi complained as she dragged Goku's body
"I'll help,"17 said and as he said that Goku woke up, "Ugh, where's my senzu bean," Goku spoke
"Vegeta!" Goku yelled and Vegeta turned, "Be careful, and Chichi do you have the bean or naw?" He added. Vegeta turned back to look at his shadow," Let's begin."
Yotei chouwa wo kechirasu noizu iru youni katto niramu gankou
"Looks like we're going Japanese," Vegeta stated as he began dancing and since his background in Cheer and gymnastics it paid off allowing Vegeta to be a great dancer like 18
Shinobikonda gareeji de yumemiteta ano koro to kawaranu haato, sou kyou to onaji ashita nante konee ze ore binkan ni bakusou utau shinzou kanaderu biito ikiteiru tashikana Akashi wo
"Wow Vegeta is doing great," Piccolo said
"C'mon Vegeta BEAT THAT STUPID ASSHOLE AND WIN!" Shadow Goku yelled
Te ni shite ha ushinatte te ni shite ha ushinatte, utsurou toki no naka de hito shirezu namida shita yoru mo, subete ha koko ni atte subete g atada jibun de, Sousa nada ikeru hazu daro
Each Vegeta was dancing their hearts out as the song continued, the battle was fierce both Vegeta's sweating neither wanting to give up. The song reached the ending
…Kurikaesu mainchi no kouha ni nomaretemo mada yume kara samenu oretachi ha koko ni iru itsumo kikoetekuru nakamatachi no koe ga kodoku wo furiharau youni machi no kaze no naka
Tada iku shikanai sa shinijita ikizama wo aa, riyuu nantenai sa furueru tamashii yo aa
RA! Both Vegeta's ended their dance with a perfect dab, everyone gather to see cause the battle was so tense it and fast it caused smoke in the air but once it cleared they examined
"It's a tie!" Everyone stated
"No! look closer Shadow Vegeta's dab ," 17 continued as he pulled out a ruler, "shadow Vegeta's foot is only half way on the arena so he's out of bounds
"HEY WE NEVER ESTABLISHED THAT!" Shadow Goku raged and with that Shadow Vegeta couldn't hold the perfect dab forever so he dropped his arms and then felt a right hook to his face, and with that Shadow Goku became FURIOUS, "FUCK IT ALL!"
Shadow Goku walked to the fallen Shadow Vegeta and beat the shit out of him, then he kicked his body to Shadow Bulma, "LET'S GO!" he ordered his gang," This isn't the last time you'll see us," he added as he and the rest of the gang disappeared.
"WE WON!" Everyone cheered
"Thanks to me," Vegeta stated
The gang then dumped Gatorade on Vegeta
"Ah!" Vegeta screamed since the Gatorade smelled like pee instead of the yellow one( Lemon- lime?), "What is this cause its not Gatorade ," He said
"Whoa! Sorry I didn't think anyone was gonna drink out that and I really had to pee," A voice called
"Who are you?" They all asked
"The names Yosuke, and Yu and I are here to help you fight your shadows or your inner self to unlock your Persona," Yosuke concluded
"Hey I think you're in the wrong time line bud," Vegeta said
"Well isn't this what this time called?" Yosuke asked
"AAHH!," They laughed as they pointed to each other
"Well I guess your right, let's roll Yu," Yosuke said and with that they left, then someone else spoke
"Are you coming along Goku?" Shenron asked the gang turned to face Shenron
"What are you doing here Shenron? No one gathered the dragon balls," Goku said,
"Well you see I thought we were following GT's story line which is after you defeat the shadow dragons well mainly after you defeat Omega Shenron with the universal sprit bomb I come out with being summon and tell you why the shadow dragons ever had to appear and then you hop on me you talk to Vegeta for the last time and tell everyone good bye, then you go see some old friends then the last episode of GT ends with Goku jr which is you great great grandson going against Vegeta jr they both can go super sayian and start fighting like you and Vegeta but you don't know who would win?." Shenron explained
"I THINK VEGETA JR WOULD WIN BECAUSE HE IS JUST LIKE VEGETA THEY ARE BOTH SO CUTE!" Ally screams but everyone ignores her and continue to talk to Shenron
"No I'm not gonna ride on you and really that is so stupid they are barely sayians how can they go super sayians but no if anything , Chichi already rides my Shenron if you know what I mean, a wink, wink,"
"Gross!" Everyone said including Shenron but excluding Chichi, and with that Shenron left
"I smell like urine now," Vegeta stated
"HAHAHA!" Everyone laughed, "but that's really disgusting,"
Goku's YouTube video:
Well HEY GUYS! Turns out we won and I didn't die if you want to see the fight just go to World Star! And see the fight yourself if you didn't come to see it in person. Sadly the Shadow Chichi left since regular Chichi beat her, breaks my heart every time thinking about it. Anyways tune in next time on The Wrong Timeline: The note where everyone falls in love with me jk everyone already loves me (Song 'Everybody Loves Me' By OneRepublic plays in background) so let's get this video to 1,000 likes in 30 minutes I know we can do it so yeah hit that like button and Subscribe scrubs. Don't miss it!