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The Wrong Timeline chapter 9: The Note
"Well last time on the wrong time line me and my gang came together and fought ourselves, but now we were all fighting each other it all started when…" Goku said
Love was in the air and no it's was not Valentine's day, love was just in the air and of course its high school its normal to have a crush and want to write them a love letter. Let's go to our favorite gang.
"I am hungry!" Goku whined
"School hasn't started and I only give you food when school starts since me and you have the same classes except one. So how about we just go to the cafeteria they have free breakfast thanks to Michele Obama!" Chichi said happily
"How do you have the exact classes with me except one?" Goku asked
"No reason." Chichi said
"Cheapcheap I think Michele Obama was thinking of kids like you that can't afford any nice things or food so she wanted to at least provide you with the most important meal of the day for free!" Vegeta said
"I don't care if you make fun of me just because I am poor if someone gives me free money or food I will thank them and take it because it a hard life for me." Chichi explained
"You act like your life is so hard." Vegeta said
"Because it is" Chichi said sticking her tongue
"What about me or kids in Africa that want food but can't have it? So Chichi you have not right to complain." Goku said
"Don't be those kids." Vegeta said
"Let's just go get breakfast." Chichi said annoyed
No, no that was not the gang I was talking about Krillin's gang. So at the very back of the school were Cindy Lou Who, Kevin Minion, and Krillin all playing Goldfish waiting for school to start.
"Thanks Kevin for bringing donut's for us." Krillin said
"Who." Cindy thank Kevin
"Banana." Kevin said
"So Kevin me and Cindy were wondering if you like someone at are school?" Krillin asked
"Banana." Kevin said
"Who." Cindy said
"Cindy is right Kevin everyone has a crush for example I like 18 and Cindy likes Piccolo." Krillin explained
"Who." Cindy said blushing
"Banana banana banana." Kevin said
"You like who?!" Krillin screamed in shocked
"Who?!" Cindy also said in shock
"Who who who." Cindy said
"Cindy is right again do you know who her boyfriend is?" Krillin said
"Banana." Kevin said sadly
"Who who who who." Cindy explained
"That's a great idea you should right a love letter to-" Krillin was trying to explained before he was interrupted by the bell for first period, "Well we better pack up and go to first period Kevin you can write you love letter since and Mr. Riku have been gone something about looking for Sora but anyways let's get going."
"Banana." Kevin said
"Who." Cindy said
In the comer of the class while our really main characters were talking to each other about who knows what Kevin was busy pouring his heart out into the love letter he planned on giving to his crush. Kevin began writing his letter with an ink feather pen since he thought it would be nice if he wrote with a ink feather pen then typing it since he has very nice handwriting.
Kevin Minions Love letter
I loved you secretly for a long time when I see you at school my heart burns with passion
I can't live without your love
Sincerely,
Hot for you
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Without Kevin noticing that his love letter had fallen on the floor he just left running to catch up with his crush.
"What's this?" 17 asked picking up the love letter not reading but just shoving the paper in his project folder and running off to his next class hoping not to be late. While running sonic fast he saw Chichi walking "Just who I was looking for." 17 thought to himself.
"Hey Chichi! Here is our project and I put something special just for you." 17 said winking and giving her the folder that had their project and running to his next class.
"Thanks 17!" Chichi said glad that she got 17 as her partner since he did all the work.
"I wonder what he meant I guess I will look and make sure that he did the project cause if not I am going to be mad and he is going to be having a knuckle sandwich for lunch. Ok that sounded like something 17 would say anyways. Let's see what it is." Chichi thought to herself
"My heart burns with passion?! OMG I well I already knew that 17 liked me, but if Goku finds this letter and found out that 17 was the one that gave me this then he would kill 17, but hey at least two boys would be fighting over me. Oh Chichi you are just so beautiful now every boy loves me. And now I sound like when I was in Dragon Ball and thought Yamcha loved me and Goku but Goku does love HE BETTER! Because in the end we are going to get married." Chichi rambled to herself
"Ok class now who is this man? Anyone?" The teacher asked
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"Oh man I better act like 17 never gave me this letter and I am going to have to hide it from him all day since I have all the same classes with him except one now I really wish that I didn't have all the same classes as him. Michele Obama please help me." Chichi thought to herself while hiding the letter into her book knowing that Goku would never open a book and hurrying off to her next class.
"Oh man the one minute bell I better really hurry up Goku didn't even wait on me now I am probably going to be late." Chichi said
BANG!
"OWW WATCH IT!" Chichi said
"Really I am right here no need to scream." Piccolo said
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"Oh great now we have to get a tardy I have never been late to a class until now thanks a lot Piccolo!" Chichi whined " Oh and by the way here is Bulma's homework that you wanted to copy she said you have to pay her triple the original amount, and I put in something that I meaning to talk to you about for the longest." Chichi said handing over Bulma's homework not knowing when she bumped into Piccolo the letter in her book fell out and when she was trying to put the letter back in somewhere she accidently put the letter in with Bulma's homework and giving it to Piccolo.
"Hey you two you both are late so get a tardy!" The AP Beerus said
"Beerus they seem to be skipping class shouldn't you bring them to your office for a punishment." Whis said
"I really am to lazy to do that I rather go take a nap and plus The King of All is bring Chick-fil-a for the staff." Beerus said
With that Beerus and Whis left and Chichi as well to go get a tardy from the office, but Piccolo he thought why would he go get a tardy he might as well skip class and copy off Bulma's homework.
"Ok let's see… what is this?" Piccolo said while seeing a letter fall out of Bulma's homework that Chichi gave him "Hot for you?!" Piccolo said disgusted by the thought that Chichi liked him "No she can't like you, but remember she did say she put something in here that she been meaning to talk to me about I guess she didn't want the others more importantly Goku to find out that she likes me.?" Piccolo thought to himself
"I knew my antennas were on fleek!" Piccolo said while putting his hands on his antennas and pushing them back. Before Piccolo go think it was already time for the next period he needed a place to hide the letter that Chichi gave him that way it could be their little secret that she liked him. The bell rung for third period and Piccolo had no time to think since he saw Bulma was just coming out of class walking towards his direction. Without thinking Piccolo shoved the letter into Bulma's homework.
"Hey Piccolo where is my homework and remember you owe me triple the amount for me letting you copy my homework!?" Bulma asked
"Uh..what?" Piccolo asked after Bulma snapped him out of his train of thought.
"Chichi should have reminded you when she gave you my homework now hand it over!" Bulma said while putting on a glove so Piccolo didn't have to touch her and he smelled like smoke and Bulma didn't want her hands smelling like that.
"Uhh Chichi why are you mentioning her I mean I don't know anything…..like why are you asking me?! It's not like she likes me or anything?!" Piccolo said clearing trying to hide that Chichi gave him that letter.
"Whatever and gross I mean sure Chichi is not on my level of hotness but she wouldn't be that desperate and plus she is dating Goku. Well mainly she forced him to be her boyfriend and I was going to flirt with Goku well I still do but more you know. Well you know what I am talking about?!" Bulma explained.
"Uhhh?" Piccolo said
"Never mind hand over my homework I am going to be late gosh!" Bulma screamed
"Ok here!" Piccolo said handing over Bulma's homework not knowing it hold the love letter. "And I put something in there that might change your life for the better." Piccolo said while running off to his next class.
In Bardock's Class (3rd period)
"Well pinheads shut up and let me watch this weird show called 'Sailor Moon' that KV or King Vegeta recommended." Bardock explained
"WHO YOU CALLING A PINHEAD!" Patrick yelled as he started going super sayian
"Hey Kakarrot! Bardock yelled which caused Goku to wake up from the dream he just had, "If you're gonna sleep don't snore so loudly,"
"Huh? That was a dream, so you're not watching Sailor Moon and Patrick isn't a super sayian?" Goku questioned
"What the hell goes on in that brain of yours?" Bardock said
"I don't know," Goku simply stated
"That was a rhetorical question," Bardock said, "because first off you have no brain," he ended and resumed watching KUWK
Bulma on the other hand was looking at her homework, "Let's see what that dumb nigga meant with the 'changing my life for the better' talk," Bulma said to herself and then the note fell out, "I guess is this is it," she then read the note "Hell naw! I guess being this hot is a blessing and a curse," Bulma said
"Hey Bulma!" Goku yelled as he approached her desk she then panicked and shoved the note back in her homework
"What do you want Goku?" Bulma asked
"Can I copy your homework for Pre-Cal now?" Goku asked
"Oh yeah sure," Bulma said as she handed him her homework, "Oh and by the way there's something in there that will explain everything," She said with a smile
"Ok, whatever," Goku replied he then put the homework in his backpack and got on his phone
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"Oh carp I forgot to copy the homework maybe I can turn in Bulma's and just put my name on it," Goku thought to himself and he pulled out Bulma's homework and then noticed the note and read it '…I can't live without your love' "I knew Bulma liked me, man Chichi is gonna kill Bulma if she finds out that she gave me this love note," Goku continued to think until 18 approached him
"Goku!" 18 called, "Bulma told me you have her homework, I need to copy it though so hand it over please," She stated as she walked up to him in the hall. Goku was startled and put the note with the homework once more
"Uh sure here," He said as he gave her the homework, "Oh by the way 18 I hope you'll understand what's inside," With that Goku dashed to class
"Huh?" 18 stood confused then looked at the homework there was another paper she grabbed it, "What do we have here," She asked herself and read the note "burns with passion?! Goku loves me!" 18 yelled in an empty hallway
"Hey you girl get to class!" Champa yelled and 18 went to class
"Champa you should go and give her detention class started 15 minutes ago," Vados said
"But she's so far away," Champa whined
"This is why you're so unhealthy," Vados stated
"Grrr! Shut up Vados you always bring my weight into this!" Champa yelled
18 began walking into her class ignoring the teacher who was asking where her tardy slip was and an explanation for being so late to class. 18 just took her seat trying to prosper what to do about the Goku problem.
"I knew he liked me! I mean like hello blonde and blue eyes, but Chichi would kill him that's probably why he gave me the letter in secret." 18 thought to herself. "I always said that I am the prettiest in the group! And Goku defiantly agrees with me. I mean sure I don't like him because I don't find him attractive and this is not a 18XGoku fic. Who should I confront first Goku or Chichi?!" 18 said talking to a random camera.
The school day went on everyone tried acting the same when all they really thought about was why each of their group members gave them a love letter. The only one that was not aware of what was going on with the gang is Vegeta because no one has giving him the letter. 18 still had the letter and kept thinking what to do same with the rest of the gang!
The end of the day
"18 I need Bulma's homework I don't know why she didn't give me her homework first but anyways can I see?!" Vegeta asked stopping 18 in the middle of the hallway
"Oh yeah here and there's something important in there you need to check out." 18 said handing over Bulma's homework to Vegeta
"Ok thanks and by the way Bulma is moving the time for her picnic right after school instead of 5:30." Vegeta said before walking off to his last class of the day
"Ok." 18 stated running off to her next class
As Vegeta tried to hurry up and copy Bulma's homework since he was in his Pre Cal class and the teacher was literally taking up the homework he saw something fall out of Bulma's homework
"Alright class, pass about your homework to the front of your row." Mr. Donnie asked his students and as soon as he came up to collect Vegeta's rows homework Vegeta just finished and he turned in Bulma's as well that way she wouldn't yell at him.
"Finish just in the nick of time." Vegeta said passing up his paper and Bulma's
"Can I see your homework?" Asked Holly
"HERE I HAVE BEEN HANDING IT TOWARD YOU THIS WHOLE TIME IDIOT!" Vegeta yelled at Holly
"Well someone is on their period." Holly sated
"I am a guy." Vegeta said
"Here Mr. Donnie this is our homework!" Holly said ignoring Vegeta's comment and just taking his homework
"Well let's see what this letter says." Vegeta said to himself grabbing the letter that had fallen from Bulma's homework
"Ok." Holly said
"I was not talking to you!" Vegeta shot back
"Well you said 'LET'S' so as in WE like more than one person." Holly said
"Shut up and let me read the letter." Vegeta said
"I can erase you from this story." Holly said
"But you won't." Vegeta said
Holly and Vegeta stared at each other for two minutes straight without blinking until
"Wait where is my pencil?!" Holly randomly asked breaking the stare
"I don't know and I don't care?!" Vegeta said
"Anyways let ME read this letter." Vegeta said starting to read the letter "I LOVED YOU SECRETLY FOR A LONG TIME?!" Vegeta said to himself "Wait who is the one that wrote me this it wouldn't be Bulma I mean sure this is her homework but she wouldn't say that stuff to me I mean I know she likes me but I DON'T LIKE PANCAKES AND ME AND BULMA AREN'T A LOVELY DOVEY COUPLE THAT MOST PEOPLE THINK WE ARE LIKE WATCH DRAGON BALL Z! But anyways so that must mean that 18 IS IN LOVE WITH ME! Well she did say that there's something important in here that I need to check out." Vegeta said to himself "I knew I mean I am the hottest in the group and she is not ugly but I don't like her that way, and if Bulma found out… wait what would the woman do?!" Vegeta started asking himself he then gave the student the student next to him the note," hold on to this for me, please,"
"Ok, sure but when do you want me to give it back to you," The student asked
"Urameshi! Just hold the dang paper it's not rocket science," his friend said
"Shut up Kurwabara! Before I spirit gun your ass into next week," The student known as Urameshi said
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The gang met up by the parking area of the school
"Looks like we're all here," Goku said, "So are we gonna drive there or are we gonna fly?"
"Maybe we can fly," 18 said
"Great, of course 18 would say that because she knows Bulma can't fly and she's gonna try and flirt with me," Vegeta thought to himself
"I agree with 18," 17 said, "but since Chichi can't fly I can drive her,"
"Of course 17 wants to be alone with me," Chichi thought to herself, "No, it's fine I use nimbus," She stated
With that everyone began to fly to Capsule Co. Bulma using her plane helicopter thing, Chichi on Nimbus and everyone else flying
"Man 18 is right behind me, she did it on purpose to stare at my backside," Vegeta thought
"Hey 18, since I was ahead of all you guys, so I thought I'd slow down and go the same pace as you," Goku said to 18
"Oh gosh, Goku is flirting with me like he ain't that attractive and then what would Chichi do, she may be a human but she's crazy," 18 thought as she ignored Goku
The gang arrived at Capsule Co. backyard where the picnic was being held
"Well thank you all for coming come, come grab a seat," Bulma said as she pointed to the picnic table
The gang walked to the table and tried to grab a seat at the rectangular table Bulma on the end Chichi on her left, Goku on the right, 18 beside Goku, 17 beside Chichi, Vegeta beside 18, and Piccolo beside 17
"Of Course 17 would want to sit by me," Chichi thought to herself as she sat next to 17
"Man Goku can't be more obvious that he wants all this 18 stuff," 18 thought to herself as Goku sat by her
"When would she stop trying to flirt with me," Vegeta thought to himself as he was the sat person to be seated by 18
"Well now that we're all seated," Bulma began, *Clap, clap* "Servants bring the food, NOW!", "Anyways as we wait today I saw KURAMA and can I say that he is just the reason I live, seeing his gorgeous red soft hair, beautiful sparking green eyes like the angle the sun was hitting his face was…...," Bulma ranted
"Geez why is she rambling, I gosh I can see 18 staring at me from the corner of my eye like uh excuse you it's rude to stare I know I'm so hot, now that I think about it I'm the hottest person Bulma is lucky to have me," Vegeta thought as Bulma continued to ramble
"It's a good thing I sat by 17 that way Chichi wouldn't try to flirt with me and have Goku get jealous, like I knew one of the girls was bound to like me I thought it'd be 18 though, but hey I know I'm fresh and clean," Piccolo thought to himself as he danced a little
Goku's hand got stuck in the tree sap that was on the bench
"Oh no Goku is trying to hold my hand," 18 said to her- self as she pulled her hand away
"Oh no my hand's stuck on some tree sap and I should have known that Bulma would sit close to me and she's probably gonna try to hit on me, But I mean who wouldn't I'm hot Chichi is lucky to have me," Goku thought as Bulma is still rambling about Kurama
Since Piccolo was dancing 17 moved closer to Chichi
"Oh man, 17 is gonna try to kiss me, I knew I was so beautiful Goku is lucky to have a beautiful girlfriend like me, wait so their gonna fight over me, yay! I want to see a good fight that's bloody too, oh my!" Chichi thought to herself and kinda questioned her sanity
"It's a good thing I can ramble on and on about Kurama, gross Piccolo is in love with me like eww one con about being this hot is nasty, stupid, and ugly niggas like him fall for me, damn Cane- I mean Vegeta is lucky to have me," Bulma thought as she continued to ramble
"I want a hotdog- Ugh! I sound like my 10 year old self," 17 said
"Hey kid with the spikey black hair!" Yusuke Urameshi called
"Yes," both Goku and Vegeta replied
"The shorter one," Yusuke said as he approached the gang
"Yes," Vegeta replied clearly triggered
"Here's the note I got to go back to demon world and fight in the Dark tournament," Yusuke explained
"Right 18 since we're all here care to explain why *Vegeta took the note from Yusuke * you wrote this LOVE NOTE! FOR ME!" Vegeta yelled
"Well later," Yusuke said as he left, "Wait where's Kurama? KURAMA WHERE YOU AT!"
"Help me!" A scared Kurama yelled
"Ugh, What the hell! That bitch is crazy!" Yusuke yelled as he ripped Bulma's hands off Kurama
"Anyways! Umm… Bulma 18 loves me," Vegeta raged
"What no that's the letter Goku wrote to me!"18 yelled
"BULMA!" Vegeta yelled
"Damn he got away," Bulma cursed, "Ugh, Able- I mean Vegeta what's wrong?"
"Grrr, Whatever," Vegeta stated angrily
"GOKUWOULD NEVER, NOT IF I'M STILL HIS GIRLFRIEND AND HE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE MINE!" Chichi screamed
"I didn't write you that letter Bulma gave that letter to me," Goku defended
"BULMA! GRRR I'LL KILL YOU," Chichi threatened
"No Goku is cute and all-,"
"What!? Wait you know what screw it I just accept that she's a HOE!" Vegeta said
"As I was saying he's cute but that's the letter Piccolo gave to me," Bulma said in disgust, "Vegeta get jealous,"
"Why that's no completion," Vegeta said
"What I don't like you, but Chichi likes me she gave that letter, and Vegeta you rude," Piccolo stated
"CHICHI! You just downgraded hard! Like you had all this and you chose Piccolo! You got stones in your head," Goku said
"HELL NO!" Chichi yelled, "That's the note 17 gave me! Get that bitch Goku! FIGHT TO THE DEATH!"
"Calm down Chichi," Goku said as he tried to calm Chichi down
"What no I didn't, and if I did I didn't mean to I just found it," 17 explained, "and do you guys smell something?"
"Excuse me," A voice called
"Eww," Everyone replied, "What is it Krillin?" since everyone knew who the stench belonged to
"Banana, banana banana banana!" Kevin minion yelled
"?..." The gang stood confused
"He said you guys are thiefers, you stole his love note to his crush," Krillin translated and explained
"Nannnnniii!" Everyone except Bulma said
Kevin minion came and took the note from 17 and walked to his crush
"Banana," Kevin minion said as he handed the note to Chichi and began to blush
"CHICHI!" Everyone screamed in horror
"Me?" Chichi questioned
"Banana, banana banana?" Kevin asked
"Huh?" Chichi stood confused
"He asked if you would be his girlfriend," Krillin said
"What! No I'm gonna be with Goku forever and I don't like you," Chichi turned down Kevin
"Well this was interesting," Goku said as he stretched, then his stomach growled, "Can we eat now?"
With that the gang gathered around the table and enjoyed the picnic
Goku's YouTube video
Hey guys it's me Goku and as you just read everyone fell deeply in love with me JUST THE GIRLS BECAUSE like no HOMO, no but anyways after figuring out that Kevin was the one responsible for the letter, we ate. Now you are probably thinking yeah I know this Goku we just read it but what the authors left out was that no one helped me get my hand off the bench! Stupid tree sap! It took forever until like most of everyone left I had to awkwardly ask Bulma's mom but she stared at me and left LIKE HOW RUDE! Then I asked Bulma but she said she was busy and left inside her house! But thankful Vegeta hadn't left so I told Vegeta about my hand and he got me free! Best friend goals or naw! We'll tell me on the comments below a story when your best friend saved you! Until next Time AND don't forget to read the next chapter of The Wrong Timeline chapter 10: Future Trunks?! And guys I really recommend that you don't miss this chapter because you will get to find out who is the baby daddy of Bulma's child is it Cane, Able, Liam Nelson, or other older guys because I heard that Bulma is really old and she made a wish on the Dragon Balls or something like that but anyways find out who is the baby daddy on the next chapter (and possibly Bulma's actual age?) SEE YA! Goku out! (drops the mic)