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The Wrong Timeline Chapter 11: Black and Zamasu?!
"Well now that we established that Vegeta is Bulma's papi chulo, and their weird daughter left we had some new people arrive...," Goku said
Sunday at Bulma's House (Capsule Corp.)
"Bulma dear we have guest coming over in five minutes so please freshen up and do whatever you girls do like I don't know put make up." said
"What your father means is put some clothes on your dumb slut." Mrs. Briefs said rudely
"Oh my god would you shut up, you dumb bitch!" Bulma yelled to her mother
DING DONG!
"Well Bulma darling come down because they are here." said
"I don't know why you are calling her a darling when me and you both know she is just some nasty little hoe." Mrs. Briefs corrected
DING DONG!
"I am going to go get the door." Dr. Briefs said walking to go open the door
When opened the door Bulma was coming down stairs to see who it was.
"Bulma darling I would like you to meet Gowasu-sama, and his two sons Zamasu and Goku Black." sated
"Please call me Gowasu." Gowasu said
"And you can just call me Black." Black stated
"Call me beautiful Zamasu!" Zamasu said
"Oh my isn't that neat." Mrs. Briefs said
"Looks like she already put her fake simile and attitude on just when people come over." Bulma said to herself
1 hour later
"Well this a fantastic dinner Mrs. Briefs." Gowasu stated
"Oh you are too kind." Mrs. Briefs said
"Anyways Black are you single because I am so why don't we go have some fun in my bedroom." Bulma said to Black
"Uhh no thank you." Black said
"You know you want me." Bulma said
"I think my brother was perfectly clear dumb human that he doesn't want to have sex with you!" Zamasu screamed causing , Mrs. Briefs, and Gowasu to look over at the three
"Well I think this was enough fun for today." said
"Yes I agree lets go boys." Gowasu said
"Well bye thank you for having us." Both Black and Zamasu said to the Briefs family
"Bye drive safe." Mrs. Briefs said
Right after the door shut Mrs. Briefs looked at Bulma.
"You couldn't be a slut for 5 seconds, oh right that's like telling you to stop breathing. Which is really what you need to do just die I can go buy some bleach if you would like." Mrs. Briefs said walking to her room
"Whatever." Bulma said
Monday at Sky High (The name of their high school)
"Ah! I can't believe it," Goku stated
"I'm gonna kill myself!" Chichi shouted while she was creating a nuse
"I can't hide my love any longer I LOVE YOU 18!" Vegeta shouted
"Oh No!" 18 said
"Wait I love 18!" Goku yelled
"Well fight for 18," Vegeta stated
"Stop! Wait I'm pregnant," 18 said, "and I don't know who the baby daddy is,"
"Well it was me since I slept with 18," Goku said
"So I've slept with her," Vegeta replied, "sorry but I don't love you Bulma,"
"You didn't let me finish I slept with her first 3 months ago with no protection," Goku said
"Oh my gosh Vegeta!" Bulma cried, "Its fine I didn't love you either, I love 17!"
"But I love Chichi!" 17 retorted
"I only loved Goku and since he doesn't love me back, so I'm gonna kill myself," Chichi stated as she is 30 seconds from death
"No Chichi I can show you the world," 17 sang
"Shut up suicide is the only answer," Chichi said as she hung herself *Bleh*
"NOOO!" 17 cried
"17 love me!" Bulma yelled as she clung to 17
"No I can't love another I'm gonna kill myself too," 17 said as he took out his gun
"Don't do it 17!" Bulma cried
"17 your gonna be uncle," 18 said trying to persuade her brother out of death
"It's of no relation to me if it's half sayian," 17 stated as he shoot himself in the head
"17!" Bulma and 18 screamed
"It's ok 18 I'll be here for you," Vegeta said
"No cry on my shoulder," Goku said
"Hold me Vegeta," Bulma said as she leapt towards Vegeta
"Get off me! I only love 18," Vegeta said as he kicked Bulma off him a little too hard that it caused her to die on impact
"Bulma!" 18 cried, "She was my only friend left,"
"It's ok 18 I'm here," Goku said
"Hey!" Vegeta raged
"Listen I don't love either of you, you guys were just friends with no strings attached," 18 explained
"Well if I can't have her no one can!" Vegeta stated as he began choking 18
"Vegeta no!" Goku yelled, "NO 18!"
"What have I done," Vegeta questioned himself as 18's body laid in his arms, "I don't deserve to live," With that Vegeta took his own live
"Oh no everyone one is gone," Goku whimpered
Then a white rose appeared with a picture of the Virgin Mary
"What the hell was that?!" Black yelled seeing that whole stupid dramatic scene
"Oo a hot guy," Chichi stated as she got off the fake nuse
"Oh my gosh Chichi," 18 said as she rose up from the ground
"Hold up Chichi is right, there's a hot guy in front of us," Bulma said as she stood up
"Can't you tell there playing out an episode of La Rosa de Guadalupe," Piccolo explained to the 'hot guy' and his friend
"And what the hell is that?" Black asked
"It's a show on Univision Network about dramatic stories about things and then a white rose appears when the Virgin Mary grants a miracle," Goku explained
"And what was the miracle that 'she' granted you?" Black asked sarcastically
"Well I lived in the end so that's the miracle," Goku answered, "But anyways who are you guys? I never seen y'all around here,"
"I'm Black Goku, or Goku Black, but you can just call me Black," Black explained
"And I'm the Beautiful Zamasu," Zamasu stated
"Well I'm Goku, I'm a sayian raised on Earth," Goku greeted
"We know who you are, heck I stole your body did you not noticed that I look just like you," Black asked
"But your hotter," Chichi commented
"Umm…" Goku stated as he stared, "Whoa! You look just like me, bruh are you my twin or something,"
"Sure," Black said
"Awesome," Goku said
"So since you're the same person does that mean I date both of you," Chichi butted in
"I'm Bulma Briefs, the hottest one in the group," Bulma said as she approached Zamasu and Black
"We met you last night dumb human," Zamasu said
"Yeah you try to get me to have sex with you," Black added
"Bulma! Don't flirt with my other boyfriend," Chichi said
"He's not your boyfriend," Bulma said
"He's not objecting," Chichi said as she stuck her tongue out
"Anyways…, I'm Vegeta," Vegeta greeted
"I'm Pic-," Piccolo tried to speak
"I'm 17," 17 interrupted Piccolo
"Really," Piccolo said
"I'm 18," 18 stated
"I'm Pic-," Piccolo tried again
"I'm Chichi," Chichi introduced
"Finally, I'm Pic-," Piccolo began
"Well it's nice to meet you all," Black said
"Don't lie Black, I don't like these stupid humans, they stink," Zamasu said as he put his fingers in his nostrils like D.W from Author did
"Well anyways-," Goku began as Chichi, 17, and Piccolo were sniffing themselves in the back
"Hey you kids get to class!" Champ yelled
The gang walked to Mrs. Cup's class since it was 3rd period and what a coincidence Zamasu and Black have the same classes.
"Looks like we have some new students," Mrs. Cup said as she saw Zamasu and Black, "Well you may try to find a seat,"
"Here Black, seat by me!" Chichi called
"What the heck," Black stated as he sat by Chichi
Zamasu took a seat by Black and Chichi so he sat with 18 and Bulma
"Hey twin, wait for me," Goku said as he entered the class
"Goku your seat is by me," Mrs. Cup said
"Not now Mrs. Cup," Goku said as he grabbed a chair and walked towards Black and Chichi
"So, how do you guys know Bulma?" Goku asked
"Well our father, is Dr. Briefs' boss," Zamasu explained
"Wait your dad is higher than Dr. Briefs," Everyone stated in shock
"Did I stutter when I spoke," Zamasu said
"Whoa!" Everyone awed
"Excuse me class get to work!" Mrs. Cup yelled
"Don't give orders to a god mortal!" Zamasu yelled back
"I'm atheist," Mrs. Cup said
Zamasu continued to ignore her and put his ear buds in
LUNCH!
"God our-," Zamasu began
"Ha-ha!" Black busted out laughing
"What Black I was trying to pray," Zamasu said angered, "it's not funny!"
"Yes it is Zamasu, who prays like that?" Black asked as he laughed
"I do now shut your mouth, please," Zamasu demanded annoyed
"Ok fine say your prayer," Black said
"God our father, God our father once again, once again we have come to thank you, we have come to thank you, amen, amen," Zamasu sung
"Ok…," Everyone else stated
"If you have a problem with me praying to my Savior, please speak up," Zamasu said getting madder
"Yeah! Speak up and Stop bullying," Some random stranger said
"I wasn't talking to you, stupid NINGEN!" Zamasu screamed as he fought the urge to kill the man
"Zamasu!" Black called, "Shut up and sit down,"
"Hmph," Zamasu said as he put his ear buds in and listened to his music again to calm himself
"Well… So now that we're all friends let's introduce our roles in our group," Goku spoke up, "I'm Goku the handsome leader, and the strongest,"
*in hales* "Wrong," Zamasu said, "Black is the strongest, right Black, Black!"
"Risou bakari no kotoba ja, Honto wa mienai darou, dare mo ga onaji you ni…, motto tooku ni toberu hazu saa-," Black sang
"Black!" Zamasu called again
"What, Zamasu my song is on and I'm missing the good part," Black stated as he was doing all the actions of the opening from Re: Hamatora
"I was trying to tell them you're the strongest," Zamasu said
"Oh yeah, right," Black agreed
"Go rose," Zamasu demanded
"Fine," Black said as he transformed into Super Sayian ROSE!
"Oh how magnificent," Zamasu complemented
"Whoa! Pink!" Goku and Vegeta stated
"Yeah I'm the strongest," Black said
"But I'm supposed to be the strongest," Goku whined, "Geets is always second best,"
"Hmm," Vegeta said
"You dare defy a god," Black stated, "Whoa don't know what came over me there,"
"Your hot," Chichi added
"Wow Chichi," Goku said
"What it's still you," Chichi replied
"Nope, Black is just hotter," Bulma said
"We're the same person," Goku said
"Wow Kakarrot is getting jealous," Vegeta teased
"Hey cut it out," Goku said, "Anyways, Vegeta is the weird, maybe gay one,"
"What I'm not weird, nor gay," Vegeta defended
"That's something a gay person who hasn't come out of the closet yet would say," Goku added
"Gross," Black added
"Any who, Chichi is-," Goku began
"I'm gonna say she's the loud mouth one," Zamasu interrupted
"What?! I'm not a loud mouth, well- so is Bulma," Chichi complained
"Pretty much," Goku agreed
"Watch your mouth there Goku," Chichi threatened, "Well I'm at least the pretty loud mouth,"
"No you're not," Zamasu said, "stop lying to yourself,"
"Man this guy is mean," chichi said saddened
"Bulma is the slut, obviously," Goku said
"No kidding," Black added
"We can go to the janitor's closet or the option for my bedroom is still open," Bulma winked
"Really Bulma you know I'm right here, you could at least say stuff where my ears can't hear you," Vegeta said
"Yeah! Hell naw," Black answered
"Don't flirt or try to seduce my new boyfriend!" Chichi said, "That's MY SAUSAGE!"
"Ok I changed my mind she's the weird one," Zamasu said as he pointed to Chichi
"Jesus Christ," Black said
"Can I finish?" Goku asked, "Wait Chichi, I'm your forced boyfriend,"
"Well it's till your body, and what's your's is mine and what's mine is your's," Chichi sated
"Well, 18 is-," Goku said
"I assume the pretty one," Zamasu said
"Yeah," Everyone but Bulma and Chichi agreed
"It's the blonde and blue eyes," 18 stated
"17 is the dorky, corky one of the group," Goku explained
"Yup, that's me," 17 said
"Shut up 17," Goku said, "And that's our group so far now you guys-,"
"- excuse me what about me?" Piccolo asked
"What about you Piccolo you're just the guy we all pick on and roast," Vegeta answered
"Jeez I feel the love," Piccolo sarcastically said
"Stop being gay," Goku said
"Whatever I'm gonna go meditate in the wastelands," Piccolo said but no one was paying attention and no one cared
"Now Zamasu can be the…, "Goku thought
"I'm the normal one," Zamasu said
"Ok, sure," Goku agreed, "And Black is the, strongest," he added sadly
"And the hot one," Chichi said
"Shut up Cheapcheap," Vegeta said
"Thank you," Goku thought
"You're just angry 'cause there's another Goku stronger than you," Chichi said as she stuck out her tongue
"Stick your tongue out at me one more time Cheapcheap," Vegeta threatened, "and see if I don't chop it off with my own two fingers,"
"Well new friends I'm gonna go home be a weaboo and watch Re: Hamatora," Black said as he pulled out his keys, "Let's roll Zamasu,"
A red Ferrari then pulled up, Black got in the driver's side, and Zamasu got in the passengers
"Wow, you guys drive a Ferrari," Everyone said surprised
Black put on his shades, "Yes, we did say our dad is sult's dad's boss man, so that means we make more money,"
"Where are you guys going now?" 17 asked
Black fixes his shades stares in the random camera and says, "Everywhere," and drove off
Credits roll- The End
"Wait he already told us that they were going home," Vegeta said
"That was a stupid question 17," 18 stated
"Well I was in the bathroom most of the time so I didn't know," 17 replied
"His answer was also stupid, everywhere? What the fuck?" Vegeta added
Goku's YouTube Video
Well hi guys, it's me again and let me start off with story time I have a twin, jk. However I've met two new people one who looks exactly like me but dark, and his brother or actually a different version of himself, well it's best not to think about it too much. Anyways they're part of our squad now, so yeah there's that. Tune in next time where we really find out who the 'hottest' person in our group is give this video a thumbs up if you agree, and to encourage you to like this Ima strip and dance and if you don't I will find and I'll kill you. Next time on The Wrong Timeline: Chapter 12: Valentines' Day Contest 3 Don't miss it!