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The Wrong Timeline chapter 12: Valentine's Day Contest
"What is up my dudes? Now that we have two more people in our group, we are going to decide who is too sexy for their shirt." Goku said
Valentine's Day at Sky High
"Happy Valentines' day everyone!" The King of All stated "Now I know you guys are in high school and you date each other and give them gifts on this day but please if you receive a big Valentines gift, then good for you but please put it in your locker or in a teacher's classroom. If we see your big valentine gift then we will tell you nicely to put it up. If you don't like this then cash me ousside howbow dah ya see." The King of the All said over the intercom
"Well I guess I can put my valentine stuff in my locker unless Goku's present to me is bigger," Chichi began to dream
"That's if Goku remembered Valentine's Day," 18 said
"Of course because I'm his beloved Chichi," Chichi gleamed
"Sure…" 18 said rolling her eyes
"He better have or I'm gonna-," Chichi began to rage, "-oh hey Black," she said as she noticed Black and Zamasu approaching having their own conversation
"Wow Hahaha so funny," Black said sarcastically, "honestly that girl got annoying, and only 13 years old, like have some damn respect for your parents" ('Cash me ousside girl')
"Well what do expect Black she's a stupid human, if you just listen to me we can just kill everyone," Zamasu stated
"No! I just want to become strong and fight someone who is strong enough to fight me," Black said
"So you want to be like Toguro, and want someone stronger to kill you?" Zamasu questioned
"No," Black said
"Happy Valentine's Day!" Chichi yelled
"Cheapcheap there's no need to yell I could hear your big damn mouth from fucking 8,000 feet in the air," Vegeta complained as he approached Chichi, 18, Black, and Zamasu
"So you could say you were OVER 8,000 feet in the air," 18 joked
"Wow," Everyone said
"I'll be here all week people," 18 replied
Goku arrived viva instant transmission
"Hey, hey it's me Goku," Goku cheered as he appeared in front of everyone
"Goku!" Chichi chirped, "Happy Valentines' day! Whatcha' got for me?" she smiled
"Oh shit!" Goku cursed to himself, "Uhmm, its well, I would give to you but first lemme take a trip to the potty," he said as he left
"Hey guys Happy Valentines' day!" 17 greeted as he approached the group, "Here I brought presents,"
"Well since Goku probably has a great present for me I should get him something more than brownies, brb, guys," Chichi said as she left
"Oh wait here's your gift," 17 handed Chichi the valentine candy bag with some cheap dollar store pencils, easers, and tops
"Oh thanks," Chichi said as she grabbed the bag and left on the nimbus
"What about me 17," Bulma flirted
"I want candy," 18 said
"I'm beautiful give me candy," Zamasu stated
"Same," Black said
"Ok wait, let me find y'all's name," 17 said as he grabbed the bags with their names and gave to them
"Why 18 get a little bear with hers," Bulma whined
"It's a beanie boo, there kinda scary, plus I'm his twin" 18 answered as she stared at the cat with large creepy eyes
"I agree they stare into your soul," Black shooked
"Their cute not scary," Bulma stated
"I bet you were that girl that thought the weird cat and that girl with loud colors, you know on those wired off brand diary thing, was 'cute and pretty'," Black tried to explain
At Wal-Mart
"Give me the money!" A person with a ski mask on yelled at the cashier as they threatened her with a gun
"Ok please just don't shoot I have kids, they need me," the cashier cried
"Oh I'm sorry," the robber felt bad
"H-here, here's the money," The cashier handed over the money
"Thank you, I hope you have a great day," The robber called as they walked out of the store until
Wewoo, Wewoo
"Oh crap, it's the cops," The robber panicked and ran almost as fast as a cheetah
At the Mall
"Hey the mall doesn't open yet," The mall cop yelled at a suspicious man in a black hood
"Uhmm I was just-," The man began before he blasted the wall
"Hey!" The mall cop yelled, "Breaker, breaker, we have a black 201,"
"I mean no trouble it's just I need something I have money!" The man yelled as he ran to the store in the mall, "Its lock in here too," he complained
"St-op," The out of shape mall cop stuttered as he was 45 feet away from the man
The man grabbed what he needed and as he walked back to the now passed out mall cop he placed a snickers bar by him and a 50 dollar bill
"Thank you," the man said as he left
Back at School
"Damn where's Kakarrot and Cheapcheap?" Vegeta questioned
18 shrugged her shoulders
"Wait Bulma, where's my valentines' present?" Vegeta asked Bulma
"Oh right sorry," Bulma said, "But first I'm gonna go to the bathroom,"
"No you're not, where are you really going," Vegeta asked suspicious
"I have other valentines to pass out so," Bulma said
"What the hell, your giving your stupid side hoes gifts, than your actual boyfriend, well, let me rephrase that, your main friend with benefits?" Vegeta said
"How many side hoes do you have?" Black asked
"I honestly don't know I just grabbed present for the hoes I actually like, and you could take Vegeta's spot," Bulma said
"Ugh! How many times do I have to tell you I'm NOT interested in you," Black stated, "And don't you like Vegeta?
"Sure," Bulma answered while Vegeta just took deep breathes
"Stupid humans," Zamasu stated a he continued to listen to his music
"Bulma! I leave for a few minutes and you still try to hit on my Boyfriend!" Chichi yelled, "That's my property!"
"I'm a human being," Black said
"Quiet slave, I'm mean Black," Chichi said
"Isn't that the same thing," Vegeta commented, "Wow I just realized how racists that sounded,"
"Anyways, STOP FLIRTING WITH MY MAN!" Chichi continued to rage
Then Goku arrived, "Hey guys I'm back, and happy valentines' day chichi," he said as he handed her a 1lb gummy bear with a hoops and yo card
"Ah! Yes thank you, and is this- a Happy Birth day card," Chichi saw as she took a closer look at the card
"Be grateful," Goku said, "Now where's my present,"
"Right," Chichi said, "Happy Valentines' day!" she yelled as she handed him a platter of brownies, a giant bucket of sour straws and nerds, and a Dragon Ball z 'Resurrection F' Goku ssj blue shirt
"Cool!" Goku smiled
"Wow, look Bulma Kakarrot and chubbychubby gave each other gifts," Vegeta informed
"I ain't blind, shut up Vegeta," Bulma sassed, "plus where's my gift from you?"
"I'll give you your gift when you give me mine," Vegeta replied
"Guy's KLTV News just informed me that there was a robbery at Wal-Mart, and at the Mall," 17 said, "Look, there's footage,"
Everyone gathered around 17's LG phone
"Hey I just realized 17 doesn't have that ugly LG lucky," Chichi said
"Oh yeah," Everyone realized
"It wasn't that bad of a phone, ya know," 17 said
KLTV NEWS video
Lane: Breaking news a strange robbery occurred on South Broadway Wal-Mart here's the cashier that witnessed it all
Cashier: This person came in with a black ski mask demanding money, and threatened a gun to me,
Lane: Maria, the cashier, described the person, to a sketch person it maybe female since it sounded feminine but it had a flat chest
"Grrr," Chichi growled
"Why you growlingChichi, there talking about you are they?" Bulma said
"No- oh shut up!" chichi raged
Lane: There was also a robbery in the mall, some man *Blurry picture is shown of the man in the black hood*blasted through the mall then broke into Candy world, however the man did pay for the things, but still he will be charged with a break in
Erika: Wow crazy people in the world. In other news people make a petition to Bring Barack Back!-
"What the hell, I didn't steal," Goku argued
"That was you Kakarrot," Vegeta asked
"No…," Goku lied
"So y'all basically robbed for each other," Black asked
"Aww, #CoupleGoals," Chichi awed as she clung to Goku's arm
"Anyways," Goku said as he slipped out of Chichi's grip, "Do the rest of you guys have something for me?"
"No, this isn't elementary where everyone gives and receives valentines'," Vegeta answered
"Well let me go finish delivering these other gifts " Bulma said as she removed herself from the group, "Wait here's your valentine Goku and Chichi," She added as she tossed them their gifts, "Kurama, Koenma (adult),little Vegeta (aka Hiei)" She thought to herself
"Thanks Bulma," They stated
"Wow, she gave y'all gifts but not me," Vegeta said
"I don't like the present she gave me," Black said
"What she give you?" They questioned
"The offer of being her 'daddy'," Black said with disgust
"She gave me the same thing," 17 said
"What a hoe," 18 stated, "She gave me a rose made of money,"
Chichi opened the gift Bulma gave her, "She gave me a 100 visa gift card!" she cheered
Goku opened his, "She gave me a… candy bag with a picture of her," Goku said with confusion in his tone
"Burn it," Chichi replied
"Hello students I'm one of the new APs, Vermouth," Vermouth said with a creepy smile, "Get to class before me and my good friend Hisoka have to deal with you,"
"Holy shit!" Black screamed, "I hate clowns,"
"We're going to class now," They all said as they ran to class
"It's lunch time actually," Vermouth called however the gang was out of sight, "Works every time,"
LUNCH!
"You guys ever wonder who is the hottest one is in the group since now we have Zamasu and Black, and apparently to Bulma and Chichi they think Black is sooo HOT!" Goku asked sounding a little jelly
"Yeah I remember when I would get tons of valentines' gifts on Valentine's Day!" Black said
"I bet you did." Chichi said
"Then how about we have a competition to see who the hottest one is in our group." Vegeta said
"Okay!" Everyone said except for 18 and Zamasu who were both taking Snapchat pictures together being dogs
"18, Zamasu! Are you guys in on the competition?" Goku asked
"Sure!" 18 and Zamasu said
"Okay, but how is the contest going to work?" Bulma asked
"How about we have people sign their names on a sheet and you cannot sign it or force anyone to, and we also have a time limit and once it is up we will have someone count up everyone's sheet and whoever has the most wins." Zamasu said
"That's sound good!" Everyone agreed
"But how about we separate the boys and girls." Bulma said
"Fine." Goku said
"What is going to be the time limit?" Black asked
"How about two hours?" 18 suggested
"Sounds like a good time." Zamasu said "Good job 18, me and 18 came up with mainly everything and we weren't even the ones who came up with the idea."
"Anyways lets began." Vegeta said
"Wait shouldn't we go print a sheet for people to sign, and grab a clipboard?" 17 asked
"The authors got us 17." Goku said
"Here you guys go." Holly Hills said
Then suddenly the gang was provided with clipboards and sheets
"Wait we need someone to follow us to make sure that no of us are cheating and for someone to count up the names to see who the winner is?" Goku asked
Suddenly everyone looked at Piccolo
"I guess I will, but I might actually get a few people like I don't five?" Piccolo said
"Not you won't." Everyone said to Piccolo
"Ya'll mean!" Piccolo said
"Okay lets began!" Goku said
START! (Time remaining 2hours)
Goku
"Hey it's me Goku, want to sign my sheet to be my valentine I guess?!" Goku said
"Okay, but I am not like Ally and like CARTOON characters but you are my nigga so yeah I will sign it." Holly said while signing Goku's sheet
"All right thanks Bridget!" Goku said while running off to find another person
"My name is Holly!" Holly clarified
"I know what I said!" Goku said running through the halls
Chichi (Time remaining 1 hour and 50 minutes )
"Hey Kevin Minion! Want to be my valentine?" Chichi asked approaching Kevin
"Banana?" Kevin said
"Yeah all you got to do is sign your name, come on be my valentine and signed it you want to explore other things beside bananas right?" Chichi said pushing up her boobs
And with that Kevin Minion signed immediately
"Banana." Kevin said happily trying to touch Chichi's boobs
"No I just wanted you to sign it I didn't mean you could touch them you Perv!" Chichi said protecting her melons (well small melons)
"Banana." Kevin said sadly
"Gross now I have wasted a lot of time!" Chichi said running to find another person
Vegeta (Time remaining 1 hour and 40 minutes)
"Oh hey little girl that is obsessed with me and thinks I am hot. Your dreams can come true if you sign this sheet." Vegeta said
"Wow this is awkward, how should I put this I don't like you that much anymore I mean you are still hot, but you are not my hot man it's now Edward Elric!" Ally said
"Can you still sign it, please!" Vegeta said
"Okay fine." Ally said while signing Vegeta's sheet then walking off
"Dumbass girl, how can anyone get over me look at me I am super-hot and strong, well better go hurry up and find other people." Vegeta said running to find someone
Bulma (Time remaining 1 hour and 30 minutes)
"Okay, so I kinda figured Kurama wouldn't sign my sheet, but whatever I pretty sure I can find tons of other people." Bulma said
"Man Tien P.E was hard today." Yamcha said
"We only did the pacer test." Tien said
"I know. How far did you go?" Yamcha asked
"I finished the whole 200 laps." Tien said
"Yeah I stopped at 30." Yamcha said
"How can you say 'yeah' if you only did 30?" Tien asked
Yamcha and Tien stared at each other until Bulma came
"Hey Yamcha!" Bulma said
"Oh hey Bulma!" Yamcha said turning to Bulma
"Want to be my valentine like old times all you got to do is sign your name." Bulma asked handing him the clipboard
"Ok sure." Yamcha said while signing the sheet "You know Bulma we really never broke up?"
"Well thank you I really got to get going!" Bulma said taking away the clipboard and running off quickly from that awkward conversation
Zamasu (Time remaining 1 hour 20 minutes)
"Humans! Mortals! Sign my sheet!" Zamasu asked waving his clipboard
"Azarath ,Metrion, Zinthos." Raven said and suddenly appeared
"You want to sign my sheet?" Zamasu said
"Sure." Raven said signing Zamasu's sheet "Well bye."
"What a nice young lady who is not bad looking." Zamasu said
"I will sign your sheet." Ally said coming up to Zamasu
18 (Time remaining 1 hour 10 minutes)
"Hey kid with fire, want to be my valentine. The name is 18." 18 said while lifting her short volleyball spandex and letting it hit her leg, plus lifting her boobs like Chichi
"Ok sure what the hell." Warren said signing 18's sheet
"Oh my goodness you were on a Disney channel movie you shouldn't use foul language." 18 said
"So it's not like I am in the movie I am in a dumb fanfic story that these two crazy freaks made that think they are so funny." Warren said
"It is funny I like to believe it!" Holly said
"Then how come you have no reviews." Warrens said
"I am just staring out, you can just shut up I am probably more popular than you, I probably have more friends than you, and I look better than you." Holly said
"Well it's not like people can see what you look like and compare it to me because you don't post a picture of yourself." Warren said looking annoyed
"I aint a freak, I aint showing a picture of myself no one's good enough to see the beautiful me, and if I want to make a dumb fanfic about some dumb anime characters I can. I don't need you in this story gosh dang." Holly said angrily
"I still make more money than you." Warren said
"NO ONE CARES!" Holly said
"Do ya'll even like the movie Sky High?" Warren asked
"Not really we just name the high school Sky high because Orange star is to original and we don't want to come make up our own name like I don't Z high, Dragon Ball High, Dragon Ball Z high, and like West City High School, home of the Shenlongs, or Sayian high home of the great apes." Holly said with a growl
"Let me go back to the no reviews." Warren said
"Black and Zamasu…hehee….That should get me some reviews people are like Black and Zamasu and I will get reviews." Holly said "DON'T. MESS. !" Holly yelled holding a knife
Black (Time remaining 30 minutes)
"Man that author kept talking it took my time away.Now I need to find someone that will sign mine." Black said looking for someone
"I will sign yours." Vegeta 14 said signing Black's sheet
"Okay thanks, is that really your name?" Black asked but Vegeta 14 was already gone
"I am alright! I will sign yours Black." Holly said
17 (Time remaining 10 minutes)
"Can someone please sign mine? Please!" 17 begged waving his clipboard
Suddenly Hello Kitty appeared smiled and appeared jumping up and down
"Can you speak? Do you want to sign my sheet?" 17 asked handing over his clipboard and pen
She sign and then laughed (well showed the actions of smiling with her hands by her mouth like she was holding in the laughter even through nothing could be heard.)
"Thanks you know you are pretty short and fat." 17 said while tapping the top of her head and laughing a little
But Hello Kitty got mad and showed a mad face and bowled up her fists and left.
"Ok then thanks and bye." 17 said a little confused about Hello Kitty's actions
TIME IS UP!
"Alright guys time is up and I made sure that none of ya'll guys cheated, now give me your sheets so I can count up the total and find out who the winner is." Piccolo asked
Everyone handed their sheets to Piccolo while also trying to see how many names the other people in the gang got.
Time Montage (Or Fast forward)
"Ok the in third place for the girls we have…." Piccolo said
"Bet it is you Chichi." Bulma said rudely
"Really because I think it is you." Chichi said back
"Are you guys going to keep talking because I am not going to say who it is if ya'll keep talking." Piccolo said towards Bulma and Chichi
"Just say it dumb nigga." Bulma said
"Ok fine in third place is Bulma with 75 names!" Piccolo said
"Told ya Bulma." Chichi said
"And second place is…." Piccolo said
"Chichi." 18 thought
"18." Chichi thought
"Is 18? With 80 names. Well that is a shocker!" Piccolo said
"WHAT?" 18 said
"SO THAT MEANS!" Chichi screamed happily
"Yes, in first place is Chichi with 82 names!" Piccolo said
"YAAAAAYYYYYY!" Chichi screamed with joy
"Ok Chichi chill come on Piccolo say who won for the boys." Goku said
"Anyways in 5th place is 17 with 82 names." Piccolo said
"Dang I got the same amount of names as you Chichi and I got 5th place that must mean that the others got a lot." 17 said in shocked
"Shut up 17! I still won and plus its Black and Goku of course they are going to have a lot." Chichi said
"I like how you said Kakarrot's name second." Vegeta said
"Anyways in fourth place is Black with 183 names!" Piccolo said
"WHAT!? I got 4th place!" Black said
"I cannot BELIVE IT!" Chichi said
"In 3rd place is Zamasu with a total of 185 names!" Piccolo said
"Good job Zamasu!" 18 said
"Thanks we both got the same place; we need to celebrate with a Snapchat picture." Zamasu said
"Do guys ever think that they like each other?" Goku asked
Everyone looked at each other
"Nah." Everyone conclude except 18 and Zamasu who were taking pictures
"In second place is….." Piccolo said
"Vegeta," Goku thought to himself
"Kakarrot," Vegeta thought
"Is Goku with, 188 names," Piccolo said
"WWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!" Goku screamed
"That means I won FIRST!" Vegeta said
"Yeah, Vegeta wins! What is amazing is that Vegeta won by just won point or name he got 189 names." Piccolo said
"I am going to knock you out." Goku said in a deep scary voice
"Don't hate me for being so hot." Vegeta said
"I will give you a five second head start, before I beat your scrawny little crusty ass!" Goku threaten
"Thank you." Vegeta said while running for the hills while Goku ran after him
"Oh do I actually get the last line, well um… I guess we all know that in the end I am actually the prettiest and not Bulma like most dumb fanfictioners think like omg Bulma is the prettiest, when she clearly not. Sorry just had to get that off my chest but anyways, bye!" Chichi said
Goku's YouTube Video:
Well what is up you guys! Okay sorry but I can't keep this fake ass smile and bright attitude because for some reason I didn't win the most valentines' and I'm the fucking main character, so I took my anger out on Vegeta and then Black turned Rose and joined me in on beating the shit out of Vegeta, Good times, anyways even though I'll probably be salty for the rest of our lives, Geets is still my amigo, *Holly walks in* Hey this is Holly with a message to review, follow, and favorite idgfa if you even tell us to kill ourselves just fucking review, anyways, back to you Goku. *Exit Holly* well tune in next time when the Author's name actually makes sense, The Wrong Timeline ch13: Vegito is born!