Disclaimer: We don't own Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, and Dragon Ball Super. We also don't own Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, nor Steven Universe. (#EdwardElricishot! AND IS MY DADDY! )-Ally . YEET! Sorry we didn't post earlier like we said but we have lives other than being weaboos like Ally turning 14 like 2 weeks age on pie day (3.14) but without further ado:
The Wrong Timeline Chapter 13: Vegito is born!
"Hola! Well I've calmed down a little, since me and Vegeta still have to fight together against one of the most dangerous beings in the universe, and no not Chichi and Bulma," Goku said
In Vegeta's art class
"Grab your sweet gumball, and start drawing," Mrs. Keane said, "Vegeta go get a sweet gumball," she ordered
"I heard you the first time miss," Vegeta replied annoyed, he then got up and grabbed a sweet gumball
Then a person came in yelling, "The Champ has arrived!" Mr. Satan cheered as he threw his white robe and held up his Championship belt
"What in tarnation?" Mrs. Keane questioned
"Now whose gonna draw me," Mr. Satan asked he posed flexing his muscles
"No one!" Vegeta yelled
"Mark Satan? Go to your seat please, grab a sweet gumball, and get your drawing pencils out," Mrs. Keane ordered
"Uhmm…," Mr. Satan said confused, "Listen how 'bout I give you an autograph and in exchange I don't have to do this project,"
"No I'll pass, here's a gumball, and a HB and 2B drawing pencil, make a light sketch of a circle then I'll come back and help you," Mrs. Keane said
"Why does he have to be in my class period," Vegeta groaned
"Vega, please get to work look Holly is doing a fabulous job," Mrs. Keane praised
"She's literally on her phone doing God knows what," Vegeta stated, "And my name is VEGETA, not Vega!"
"Ok sorry Vegeta, but please start drawing," Mrs. Keane said as she panted his back and walked away
"Don't touch me," Vegeta said and began drawing
"Satan! Buu hungry," Majin Buu said as walked into the art class and held his stomach, "Oh and Buu made a new friend,"
Gluttony came in with his index finger in his mouth, "What's this place?" he asked, "oh, I smell a lot of people; I need to ask Father if I could eat them,"
"Buu!" Mr. Satan called, "Who is this?"
"Buu new friend Gluttony," Buu replied
"Can I eat him Buu," Gluttony asked as he walked closer to Mr. Satan
"No Gluttony, Satan gives us food," Buu said
"What the hell is going on?" Mrs. Keane asked now angry
"Buu I forbid you to be friends with this monster," Mr. Satan ordered
"Whoa! Gluttony I was just watching you," Holly said finally looking up from her phone
"Jesus Christ, why do you test me God, with morons all around me," Vegeta said to himself as he watch the scene before him
"Get to work!" Mrs. Keane yelled
"I'm done," Vegeta replied showing his beautiful shading drawing of the sweet gumball
"You can't finish this project in one day," Mrs. Keane said
"Satan! Give food to Buu now!" Buu yelled as he grew impatient
"Get out of my classroom now!" Mrs. Keane yelled at Mr. Satan, Buu, and Gluttony
"Yeah, get out Gluttony!" Mr. Satan ordered
"BUU WANT FOOD NOW!" Buu growled
"Gluttony! We're leaving now, there weren't any good sacrifices here," Envy called
"Ok, bye Buu," Gluttony said as he left
"Bye," Buu paused from anger, "Grrr," He resumed to throw a tantrum and blew steam out
"Buu, clam down," Mr. Satan said as he tried to get closer to Buu
"No, don't come near Buu," Buu warned as he began to lose control of himself, he then ran out of the building
"Buu!" Mr. Satan called on the verge of tears
The steam from majin Buu began to form a bad version and whatnot you guys know, then he came out looking for a fight
"Oh," Buu stated worried
"Hmmm," The other Buu growled as he looked around his surroundings
He then swallowed fat Buu, while on the other side of the school
"Oh look Buu finally transformed into Super Buu," Goku thought as he felt Buu's ki
Back at Mrs. Keane's art class
"Vegeta please help me get my regular Majin Buu back," Satan cried as he sobbed in Vegeta's legs
"Get off me!" He yelled as he threw Mr. Satan off him
"Please!" He continued to plea
The whole school gathered around with their phones to catch and record what was about to go down because who doesn't know Dragon Ball Z, Goku then suddenly arrived
"Hey, Vegeta we got to beat Super Buu," Goku called as he approached Vegeta
"Kakarrot, I could beat him by myself," Vegeta said, "We have god powers now or super sayian blue,"
"Vegeta let's follow the correct story line, c'mon please," Goku said
"No I'm not fusing with you," Vegeta stated
"Don't worry Super Gotenks is here, Ta-da!" Gotenks proudly yelled as he dabbed coming out of no where
"Damn that dab clean," A random student yelled
"It's ok Goten and Trunks," Mystic/Ultimate Gohan stated as he appeared, "I got this,"
"Hey this is gonna be me and Vegeta's fight, scram!" Goku yelled
"You want to fight Majin Buu," Super Buu said
"Fight you, no I wan-," Gohan began until he and Gotenks were absorbed9
"Vegeta everyone is gone even Bulma," Goku said
"I see her right there," Vegeta stated
"Kai, Kai," Supreme Kai appeared with the portara earrings
"Really Kakarrot, you already told Supreme kai to come," Vegeta said
"Look I see Goku and Vegeta," Chichi said to the others
"We have eyes Chichi we can see," Bulma sassed
"Hey Vegeta look Monica in a bikini!" Goku said as he pointed to the wall
"What; where?" Vegeta asked as he scammed the room for Monica
"Got'cha," Goku said as placed the earring on Vegeta
"What? Oh crap baskets," Vegeta said as he tried to get the earring off but failed since he was pulled towards Goku
"Hehehe," Goku laughed as he was pulled, "No homo!" was his final words
Thus Vegito was born using his ultra super fighting powers he will stop Super Buu
"Alright!" Vegito yelled
"Oh look you think that since you guys fused you can beat me," Super Buu said
"Yeah I'm more than capable," Vegito stated with confidence
"Hmph, prepare for the mightiest Majin buu," He yelled
Vegito began to sing,
This is Vegito back together and I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you because I'm so much better, and every part of me is saying go him, and the two of us ain't gonna follow your rules, come at me without any of your fancy tools, let's go just me and you, let's go just one on two
Vegito then began to beat Super Buu (Gohan absorbed) to a pulp
Go ahead and try to hit me if your able can't you see that my relationship is stable, I can see you hate the way we intermingle, but I think you're just mad because you're single
And we're never gonna stop, what we made together, we are gonna stay like this forever, jk it only last for an hour, if you break us apart we'll just come back. And we'll always be twice the sayian that you are
I am sayian, oh, oh, uh, oh ,oh ,uh ,uh ,oh, no, uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, lo, uh ,uh, uh, uh, ohx2
Vegito continued to beat Super Buu not even getting a scratch
"You know I think I get the point, now" Buu criedbut Vegito continued to ignore
This is who we are, this is who I am, and if you think you can stop than you need to think again, because I am a feeling and I will never end, and I won't let you hurt my planet and I won't let you hurt my friends
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able can't you see that my relationship is stable, I know you think I'm not something you're of afraid of,
"-No I'm afraid!" Super Buu cried, "Please, you're overdoing it," as the crowd fought to get the fight on video
Cause you think you see what I'm made of, but I am even more than the two of them, everything they care about is what I am, I am their fury, I am their patience, I am their conversation, I am a man, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, lo, uh ,uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh
"Wow man that guy is awesome!" The crowd cheered
And I'm stronger than you, Uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, uh, uh, oh, uh, uh, uh, oh, and I'm stronger than you!
By the end of the song Vegito had beat super buu unconscious
"Well, that takes care of him," Vegito spoke
"Wait what about my regular Majin buu?" Mr. Satan cried
"I'm here satan," Buu called
"Buu!" Mr. Satan cried as he jumped on him, "I'm happy you're back!" and they continued to be gay
"Uhmm…," Vegito stood confused
"Move, Goku! Where are you?" Chichi called as she made her way through the crowd
In Vegito's mind
"Why did we sing that song now, Kakarrot?" Vegeta asked
"'Cause I like Steven Universe," Goku replied, "Why do you have a black box around your sausage?"
"What?" Vegeta asked as he looked down, "I don't know, why do have clothes?"
"Because I was wearing clothes when we fused," Goku said
"So was I," Vegeta said, "Wait we have more important matters, Bitch and Chunkychunky,"
"Right," Goku agreed
Back to… out of Vegito's mind
"Goku?" Chichi questioned
"Vegeta and Kakarrot together, guess that makes me Vegito," Vegito answered
"Oh wow I get another hotter boyfriend!" Chichi exclaimed
"Chichi wait for me," 18 said until she laid her eyes on the fusion, her heart skipped a beat, and music played in her mind, 'Can you feel the love tonight' as she slowly made eye contact with Vegito
Bulma also joined the girls along with Black, Zamasu, and 17
"Whoa! Hunk alert," Bulma stated
"It's Goku and Vegeta fused together," 17 stated
"Geez I didn't realize it," Black added sarcastically
"I was just saying," 17 said
"Shut up you unless human," Zamasu said
"Whatever," 17 commented
"So Vegito was it," Bulma began
"Hey no, he's gonna be with me," Chichi argued
"He's part Vegeta, so he's also my boyfriend," Bulma said
While Chichi and Bulma were arguing, 18 was getting to know Vegito
"So how 'bout we ditch theses hoes and grab something to eat, babe," 18 asked as she tugged on Vegito's arm
Back in Vegito's Mind
"Ugh, 18 is flirting with us, I wonder how we look like?" Goku asked
"Of course we're hot because Vegito is part me," Vegeta bragged
"Shut the fuck up!" Goku raged, "I don't think so it's probably because of me, and if you rebuttal me Vegeta, I'm gonna knock out," Goku added in a threating tone
"Geez Kakarrot," Vegeta replied, "Why are you so… more… what's the word?"
"More of a Hot Badass," Goku answered
"Sure…, let's go with that," Vegeta said
"Well you know how Super is hyping up my new dark transformation," Goku began, "It's probably why,"
Back to the Outside…
18 had went to change into her black spanks again and a more low cut 'v' neck white see through tight shirt, "So Vegito, Daddy, want to go eat?" She asked
"Hey 18! Same goes for you don't flirt with my man!" Chichi threatened with her frying pan
"Shut up Chichi, he's my man," Bulma stated as she approached Vegito, "am I right, or am I right?"
"Uhmm… I could go for food," Vegito spoke
"Damn even your voice gets me turned on," 18 stated
"18!" 17 shouted surprised
"What 17, I'm a girl with hormones, and a very strong attraction to hot guys," 18 stated
"Can we just go eat," Vegito said ignoring most girls' comments
"I'm down," Black said
"Of course you can eat, do you want melons?" 18 asked
"Sure, I mean I like melons," Vegito answered
"Good, because I got two," 18 stated as she lifted her boobs up, "all you have to do is peel the layers," she added as she pulled her shirt
"No thanks!" Vegito backed away from 18
"You know this fusion only last an hour?" 17 said but no one heard
"C'mon Vegito take off your shirt and let's go eat, do you want What-a-Burger, or Bulma?" Bulma asked seductively
"No!" Vegito shouted, "Stop trying to seduce me!"
"Yeah guys!" Chichi said as she warped her arms around Vegito's arm
"Chichi, you know you were gonna try and flirt with him too," Bulma stated
"No, -how 'bout we go to What-a-burger now," Chichi said
"And after how 'bout me and you spar?" Black asked Vegito
"Alright!" Vegito stated, "But let's eat first, I'm starving,"
Travel Montage to What-a-Burger
The gang ordered and then seated at a large booth
"I love What-a-Burger!" 17 stated
"And I love Vegito!" 18 stated
"And I love Sausage!" Chichi exclaimed
"Geez you guys really love Vegito," Black said as he ate
"Don't worry you're still Daddy, well one of the Daddies," Chichi said
In Vegito's mind
"Kakarrot, how are you playing on a Gameboy in this mind?" Vegeta asked
"Don't know, don't care," Goku said as he continued to play Raymond
"Oh look we're eating," Vegeta said, "how do you think we'll eat, since you eat like a pig and I eat with more class, well more than you,"
Back to the Gang
The gang observed Vegito eating, well the girls were. Vegito grabbed one of his burgers, and looked like he was gonna eat like a normal person, but soon just shoved the whole burger in his mouth
"Hey Vegito are you still hungry?" Chichi asked
"Yeah." Vegito said with excitement yet also sounding concern
"Then you are in luck because I have a lot of groceries." Chichi said scooting towards Vegito and putting her butt all over him (because we all know what type of groceries she was talking about)
"No thanks can you please get off me." Vegito said while pushing Chichi off of him
"Chichi get off of my MAN!" 18 said aggressively
"18 you are being dumb like Goku, because Vegito is actually my man!" Bulma said
"NO HE IS MINE! THAT IS MY FUCKING SUSUAGE!" Chichi screamed jumping on top of Vegito
"UHHHH….." Vegito said surprised by Chichi actions
"GIVE ME MY SASUAGE! DADDY!" Chichi screamed pulling off Vegito's pants
"Let's leave." Black said
"Agreed" Zamasu said
"I have to go to the restroom." 17 said
"Come on Black." Zamasu said already at the door
"Shouldn't we wait on 17?" Black asked
"He will be safe in the restroom, but we won't be if we are standing out here waiting on him, so let's go." Zamasu explained
"You are right. He can fly after all." Black said and with that everyone left except Vegito, the three girls and 17 who is in the restroom
"Hopefully I will be able to do my business without all of the three girls fighting over who is going to have sex with Vegito." 17 thought to himself
(Krillin: Now ladies and gentlemen what you are about to read is like MA fanfiction stories, and-"
"Ally: -Krillin, no it is not I just put you in here because you weren't in this chapter, you were supposed to tell them that this is going to be intense fighting between all three of the girls.
Krillin: Oh and the fight three of the girls have between each other over who will have Vegito's sausage, is about to be MA or my favorite movie 50 shades DARKER!, kind of fight with Vegito!"
Ally: No and gross! I am just saying that it's going to be PG13! With sexual humor like we always do, not like that weird MA stuff."
Krillin: Sadness I guess I will go hang out with Cindy Lou Who and Kevin Minion.")
Back to the Story
"Stop!" Vegito yelled, "I just want to eat regular food!"
"Oh sorry," Chichi apologized, "I guess your gonna have to punish me Daddy!" she yelled as she once again lunged at Vegito
"No! Punish me; I've been a bad girl!" Bulma yelled as she tried to get hold of Vegito
18 then grabbed both Chichi and Bulma, and threw them off Vegito
"Ahh! Ouch!" They stated in unison
"Jinx, you owe me a soda!" Chichi said
"Ugh, Bitch!" Bulma said towards 18 ignoring Chichi
"Well, at least their off me," Vegito said as he tried to finish eating his burgers
"Now that their gone," 18 spoke as she sat next to Vegito
"Yeah," Vegito said in a worried tone
"You can punish me now DADDY." 18 said
"I think I should just eat, and fight Black because you know I am on a time limit." Vegito said
"NO!"18 said as she pushed Vegito on top of one of the tables
"OH MY GOSH WHO IS PULLING DOWN MY PANTS!" Vegito yelled
"Yeah who is doing MY JOB?" 18 said
"I AM GOING TO GET MY SAUSAGE!" Chichi screamed as she continued to yank down Vegito's pants
"Chichi back off!" Bulma screamed running towards Vegito
"BOTH OF YOU NEED TO BACK OFF! Me and Vegito are trying to have a moment HERE and you two keep ruining it!" 18 screamed
"He is part of my BOYFRIEND!" Chichi screamed still trying to get Vegito's pants off
"AND MINE TWO!" Bulma screamed pulling Chichi off of Vegito
"HEY!" Chichi said very angry
"BOTH YOU BACK OFF OF MY MAN!" 18 screamed shooting ki blasts at Chichi
"OWW! HEY STOP 18!" Chichi screamed in pain "Wait 18 Bulma is about to get on top of Vegito!"
"BULMA!" 18 screamed jumping on top of Bulma and punching her, but for some odd reason she kept regenerating herself like a homunculus. "Am I seeing things or is Bulma possibly Lust? What am I saying that is physically impossible?" 18 thought to her self
"18 GET OFF OF ME!" Bulma screamed while pulling on 18's hair
"OWW! OH NO!" 18 said as she saw Chichi on top of Vegito, 18 immediately got off of Bulma and started to run towards Vegito
"Finally I got off the pants! Oh man he is wearing BOXERS!" Chichi said sadly
"GET OFF OF ME! PLEASE! SOMEONE HELP ME THESE GIRLS ARE CRAZY!" Vegito screamed in fear
"Are you scared Vegito? Its ok because your MOMMY is here." Chichi said
"SERISOULY! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Vegito screamed in even more fear
"Hey Vegito quit screaming! I almost got your boxers off." Chichi said happily while pulling off Vegito's underwear
"BLACK! ZAMASU! 17! PLEASE I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS JUST SOMEONE HELP ME I AM ABOUT TO GET RAPPEEEDDD!" Vegito screamed
"Hey mommy said not to scream anymore, it looks like you are going to have to be punished!" Chichi said
"I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!" 18 screamed ki blasting Chichi
"OWW! HEY!" Vegito screamed
"Look 18 because you are so careless you hit Vegito so if you want to hit me you are also going to hit Vegito." Chichi said
"18 AND CHICHI GET OFF OF HIM!" Bulma screamed and jumping of top of 18 and starting to put salt and pepper in 18 eyes
"BULMA WHAT THE HELL!" 18 screamed in pain
"THE HEAVEN GATES ARE OPENING UP!" Chichi screamed with joy as she finally ripped off Vegito's underwear
"GOT HEATHLY!" Vegito screamed in fear
"Do you mean God help me?" Chichi said pausing from her sausage
"SOMEONE HELP ME! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO IT IS!" Vegito screamed
"No one can save you from me!" Chichi said so close to devouring her sausage, literally 1 inch away from eating Vegito's sausage
"NOOOO!" Vegito, Bulma, and 18 all screamed in unison
"Bon appetite." Chichi cheered as she was 2 cm away from Vegito's sausage
"Hey guys I just forgot my jacket and-" Black said but didn't finished because of what he was seeing
"WHAT DO YOU WANT BLACK?!" Bulma, Chichi, and 18 all screamed
"BLACK! HELP ME!" Vegito screamed
"Why are Bulma and 18 fighting, and why is Chichi on top of you?" Black asked
"BECAUSE WE WANT HIS-" All three girls said
"SAUSAGE!" Chichi said
"DRAGON BALLS!" Bulma said
"SHENRRON!" 18 said
"So basically you three want his penis." Black said
"YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO SAY IT!" All four said
"Well that is the technically term!" Black said
"You know what the technically word for Vegito is?" Chichi asked Black
"I don't know what?" Black said
"DADDY!" Chichi screamed "NOW GET OUT!" Chichi screamed in a deep creepy tone
"Ok will do." Black said running out of What-A-Burger
"WAIT PLEASE NO! BLACK HELP ME!" Vegito said
"Anyways back to my SAUSAGE!" Chichi said while bending down to his sausage that was literally 1 cm away from her mouth until…
"WHAT?!" Everyone said
"Uhh…Chichi can you get your mouth away from my binky." Vegeta asked
"Eww! Where is Vegito?" Chichi said moving away from Vegeta
"The time limit ran out." Goku said
"I thought it was permanent?" Bulma said
"VEGITO?" 18 said shocked and sad that he is gone
"18 why are you saying his name?" Vegeta asked
"Wait you two don't remember anything?" All three asked
"No." Vegeta and Goku lied
"Anyways I am going home. See ya!" Goku said flying off
After the gang left the What-A-Burger manager came and saw the mess that the three girls did, but not knowing who made the mess.
"Where did everyone go?" 17 asked coming from the restroom
"Here is the bill." The manager said handing over the bill he needed to pay
"WHAT?! I didn't make this mess!" 17 said
"Oh sure kid I bet it was three girls fighting over some hot guy." The manager said
"That is what actually happened." 17 said
"I need that money by the end of next week!" The manager said
"I can't. Whatever!" 17 said
Goku's YouTube video:
Hey guys! Well after seeing how everyone really wanted to smash Vegito I'm honestly traumatized. And I'm more afraid of what the girls will do for some Vegito sausage. Anyways for today's video I'm gonna be doing life hacks! So let's get to it (Goku dabbed as he pointed to his left and music began in background) 1.) Ear bud madness- when you pull out your ear buds from your pocket and they're all tangled you just get a pencil and put it through one of the spaces between the wires and jingle it until it comes loose, 2.) Deodorant marks- when you have deodorant marks on your shirt you can use a dryer sheet to wipe it off, its works I don't know why. Well that was some life hacks but tune in next time when we stay true to who we are #Deep, The Wrong Timeline Ch 14: Stereotypes, don't miss it!