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A/N: Sorry, for the long wait, we're not on hiatus *cough* *cough* DragonBall787. Wow it's been like 6 weeks. Just another side note from Holly: Hey ! I'm 16 too Vegeta14
The Wrong Timeline Chapter 15: 'The Study group'
"As it turned out being the stereotypical highschooler hipster was lame, but was isn't lame is doing high school stereotypical things like going to parties, but not high school parties," Goku said
Friday Morning at Sky High
The Goku gang was hanging out by a tree in the school courtyard.
"Man nothing interesting has been going on," Goku sighed
"Not in school, but in another world," 17 stated
"What the hell is that supposed to mean!" Bulma yelled
"He means the anime world," 18 said, "17 finally started watching those darn addicting Japanese cartoons,"
"Don't call them CARTOONS 18!" 17 shouted
"Wait, aren't we from an anime?" Vega asked, "And did the author just type 'Vega' instead of Vegeta?"
"Don't break the fourth wall!" Chichi shouted
"But they put themselves in the story, so…," Vega continued
"Ugh! My head hurts," Goku complained, "Stop talking about anime- fourth wall- timeline stuff,"
"Anyways what anime are you watching?" Black asked
"Naruto," 17 replied
"SASUKE IS THE BEST CHARACTER!" some dumb random lame Naruto fan shouted out
"Can we please get off the stupid dumb Jap cartoons," Bulma said annoyed
"Fine," Everyone replied ignoring the random kid
"Hey I just realized that it's FRIDAY!" Chichi hollered, "It's Fri-," she began to sing
"Don't finish that God forsaken song," Black stated as he covered her mouth
"Juke my fatty," Chichi mumbled
"What?" Black asked confused he then released his hand from her mouth
"I don't wanna repeat what I said," she said
"Anyways let's just go to class," Goku said
As everyone went ahead Bulma and Chichi walked behind, "so what did you say?" Bulma asked Chichi
"Promise not to repeat it," Chichi said
"Yes what?" Bulma replied
"Pinky promise," Chichi added,
"Yes," She promised as she and Chichi pinky's hugged, "now what did you say?"
"Choke me daddy," Chichi whispered then ran to catch up with the rest of the gang
"Oh my God!" Bulma commented
At Lunch
"Hey guys, do you know who that kid is?" Goku asked as he pointed to a guy with kinda long dark brown hair, with blue eyes, wearing a light brown jacket with a patch that had one blue wing and one white wing
"Hey, I do he sits by me in Outdoor and Adventure class," Black answered, "His name is like Eren Jaeger or Yeager, something like, why?"
"Because him and that blonde girl are gonna fight," Goku stated
"A fight where!" The guys shouted
"I SWORE TO KILL EVERY LAST ONE!" Eren yelled as he bite his thumb
"Why did he bite his thumb off?" 17 yelled
"The fuck!" Black stated
Then he transformed into a huge naked man titan, the blonde chick used her ring and also transformed into a naked woman titan
"Oh my god!" They all stated
"Hey, Goku! Black!" Chichi shouted, both turned to her and then KACHOW!
"Sorry wrong sound effect," holly said, " let's try that again,"
"Hey, Goku! Black!" Chichi shouted, both turned to her and then BOOM! WHACK! POW!
"OW! What the hell was that for?" They asked in unison
"Your eyes shouldn't be googling over another girl, they only need to be on me!" Chichi stated
"Cheapcheap, there's nothing on the girl," Vega said
"Yeah, we were just watching the fight," Goku said as he rubbed his head
"And I never asked you out so why you hitting me?" Black asked as he also rubbed his head
"Well you are Goku aren't you so that- OH MY GOSH!" Chichi yelled as the titan fight in front of them was getting out of hand
"Let's use my secret technique and RUN AWAY!" Vegeta shouted as he began running
"Did you just make a JoJo's reference?!" Goku asked as they were running
"Fuck yeah!" Vega yelled as he ran
"WORLD STAR! " The crowd yelled before they were all smashed and not sex but literally crushed to death by Eren and Annie's feet
The fight was then stopped by Vermouth and peace was restored
"Hey guys!" Bulma called after
*Huff* *puff* "Where were *pant* you?" Vegeta asked out of breathe
"I was talking to Omega Shenron and guess what?" Bulma said happily
"I don't want to guess, *pant* Pant*we all were running except you," 18 said
"Well why didn't you guys just fly?" Bulma said
"Because we used the secret technique," Goku said
"Whatever, anyways Omega Shenron just invited me to a College party," Bulma cheered
"Whoa! Really?" The gang asked amazed except Vega
"Guys those types of parties are dangerous, guys get girls drugged up then they rape them, but it could go both ways a girl could rape a guy and-," Vegeta said
"So," Bulma sassed, "you just got to know who to stay away from, and it'd be fine," Bulma waved off
"Vegeta don't be a party pooper," Goku said, "I'm in for a party!" He cheered
"Yeah!" Everyone else agreed and began to chant: "PARTY! PARTY! PARTY!
"Ok guys meet me at my house at 7:30 pm and well drive up there altogether," Bulma instructed. The gang then went home and got ready for their first college party
At Goku's house
"Kakarrot, where are you going?" Gine asked
"Well you know my district tests are coming up so me and the gang are gonna study at Bulma's house," Goku lied
"Really," Gine said
"Yeah," He nervously laughed
"Well ok fly safe and be careful at Bulma's she might have like demons in her house," Gine said
"Yusuke is half a demon with the blood of the Mazoku flowing through him," Raditz spoke from the living room
"Shut up Raditz," Gine stated, "Well by sweetie," she said as she waved Goku goodbye
"Bye mom," He replied
At Capsule Co.
The gang all arrived. Goku, Black, Vega, and Zamasu still wore their regular attire, while Chichi wore a knee length skirt, with a nice blouse and some Toms. Bulma wore a red whore dress (we all know how it'd look like). And 18 wore a strapless Navy blue knee length dress with a long grey cardigan and some simple flats. 17 wore his jeans and his black fuckboy muscle shirt and still blue converse
"Now that we're all here," Bulma said, "Hey dad me and my friends are gonna be studying in the basement office room don't disturb us!" she yelled
"So I taking my time on my rriiidde," Dr. Briefs sang
"Dad!" Bulma shouted
"I heard darling, that's fine," Dr. Briefs said as he resume working and singing Ride by Twenty One Pilots
"Alright let's go get our party on!" Chichi yelled
"Shhh!" they shh'd her
"sorry," Chichi apologized
At The Party
"Is this Baylor," Vega asked kinda scared
"Yeah! Welcome to Baylor, sic 'em bears!" some frat boy yelled
"Let's go!" Vega stated as he tried to stop everyone
"No way, this looks lit!" Black said as he continued to walk to the building
"Yeah! Baylor, sic 'em bears!" Goku cheered as he and the rest gang entered
"Whoa!" the Goku gang awed minus Vega
"Guys we should stay together and don't-," Vega spoke until he realized everyone already were scattered, "And I'm talking to myself,"
"Look Chichi they have slushes here," Goku said
"Would you like one?" A guy asked
"Sure," Goku happily replied and then chugged the 'slushy' aka a margarita, "Zoo-we-momma! This is delicious; you should try one Chichi,"
"Alright," she replied as the guy also handed her a 'slushy', "wow you're right this is good,"
And the couple continued to chug margaritas getting drunk
"Hey there you guys are," Black said, "I kinda lost everyone when we came in,"
"HHHHEEYYY BLACK!" Chichi shouted
"Black *hip cup* you should try these slushes," Goku said
"Ok, wait that's not a slushy," Black realized, "but YOLO!" he shouted as he joined in on chugging margaritas and getting drunk because #YOLO
With 18
"I wonder where everyone went." 18 thought as she wandered until she saw a room with a group of guys looking rather odd so she went to check it out
"Wanna join in?" a guy asked as he noticed 18
"Join in what?" 18 asked
"Umm, just some pix dust a special new white one," The guy answered
"Ok," 18 replied as she joined the guys around the table, "So, what do I do?"
"You just do this," The guy said as he demonstrated how to sniff/snort the 'white flavored pix dust'
"Seems simple enough," 18 said and snorted crystal meth, her pupa then dilated and she started to enjoy herself
With Zamasu and 17
" 18! Best friend," Zamasu called, "where did that girl run off to?"
"18! Anyone?" 17 called until he saw Zamasu, "Oh hey Zamasu, I found someone I know here,"
"I lost my 18," Zamasu said
"Yeah, I don't know where my sister is either," 17 said, "Wanna go explore together?"
"Fine I'll company you human, but only until I find my best friend," Zamasu agreed
They then found a room where a lot of smoke was coming from,
"What's this room?" 17 questioned
"Hey join in the circle," some frat girl called as she noticed 17 and Zamasu
"Sure," 17 stated, "come on Zamasu,"
"Is 18 in the circle?" Zamasu questioned
"No, but this looks fun," 17 said as he sat in the circle
"Ok fine," Zamasu gave in, "so what do we do in this circle?"
"Well you see we just, well this is a puff, puff pass circle," the frat girl explained
"Oh, well I never smoked before," 17 said
"Me either," Zamasu said
"Well this is gonna be fun," the frat girl said as she handed 17 the blunt
So while 17 and Zamasu were getting high Bulma was lightly drinking and meeting new friends while Vega was panicking.
"Where did everyone go?" Vegeta thought to himself, "This is no place for us, one of the girls could get raped, Baylor is seriously known as a party school, where a lot of girls get raped at,"
"Let's take her to the room," a guy said
"Oh my gosh," Vegeta said, "their gonna rape her," he panicked
"So for each of you for an hour is gonna be a total of $150," the girl replied to the guys
"So we split the bill, right Tom," One of the guys asked
"Yeah, that's fine," Tom replied
"Oh no the girl was just a hooker," Vegeta noticed, "Is that Bulma, oh no it's just the Marron girl that looks like Bulma, but I need to find everyone, oh look there's Kakarrot,"
Goku was on top of the counter dancing and singing
"Kakarrot what the hell are you doing!" Vega screamed as he noticed Goku stripping and Chichi applauding
"I DON'T WANNA LIVE FOREVER, CAUSE I KNOW I'D BE LIVING IN VAIN AND I DON'T WANNA FIT WHEREVER I JUST WANNA KEEP CALLING NAME YOUR UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME!" Goku sang trying to hit the high notes while drunk
"Yeah! Hit it DADDY!" Chichi shouted while a group of frat girls started to form a circle around Goku. Black, who was also drunk, joined in the stripping parade
I'm too sexy for my shirt song also began to play for them as they became male strippers (Not Goku's first rodeo) then Chichi also joined in and started dancing with the guys and stripping
"No! Stop stripping and dancing Kakarrot and Black, you're SAYIANS not ballet dancers, oh and you too Chunkychunky guys would take advantage of you!" Vega yelled trying to pull the three off the counter
"They're not gonna be the stars of my party," Omega Shenron stated as he jumped on the counter and began to sing, "You know I'm all about that bass, bout that bass, no trouble!"
"Yeah! Let's sing *hip cup*," Chichi yelled and tried to sing along with Omega Shenron
"I'm all about that bass, bout that bass no trouble, Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no size two but I can shake it, shake it , like I'm supposed to and I got that boom, boom that all the boys chase got all the right junk and all the right places!" Omega Shenron and Chichi sang
"Grrr, it's not a duet!" Omega growled and shoved Chichi back to Goku and Black who both were now only in their boxers
Zamasu was now high found 18
"18!" Zamasu gleamed
"Someone call me," 18 said as she faced Zamasu with white powder all over her face
"Whhhaaazzzz uuuppp, want my dick?" Zamasu asked out of the blue
18 just stood there smiling like an idiot with her pupils still dilated
"Did I just hear that correctly?" Vegeta asked himself as he overheard Zamasu and 18's conversation
"Hey you want this drink you look tense," A girl asked Vega
"No!" Vega replied, "In elementary I pledged to never drink or smoke, I never go back on my word, that's my ninja way!"
"Whatever that means, "the girl replied
"This party is bad they have illegal drugs here," Vega said, " I need to get everyone safely home and away from here before the cops come," he then spotted Bulma
"Bulma, we need to leave, this party is out hand," Vega said
"What sorry I can't hear you this party is too turnt!" Bulma laughed
"Bulma seriously one of us might regret this," Vegeta cried
"Are you crying?" Bulma asked surprised
"This place is scary and it's not safe," Vegeta continued to cry
"Well someone better call the wambulance," Bulma teased
"Bulma!" Vega cried, "everyone is drunk and high and out of control,"
"-I love Sausage!" Chichi shouted from the background, "Let's take body shots!"
"Yeah!" Black and Goku agreed
"O my gosh they're doing nasty 50 shade things," Vegeta said , "And is that 18 and Zamasu making out in the corner? Wait never mind they wouldn't do that, will they?" He asked wiping his tears
"Well I see that Black is shirtless so ima definitely check that out," Bulma stated
The whole gang was drunk and or high partying, while Vegeta was in a corner shaking and everything seemed fine until…
WEWOO WEWOO!
"Oh shit! It's the cops!" A guy yelled
"Thank Jesus Christ Almighty! I'm saved" Vegeta stated
"Hey everyone put your hands in the air!" The officer yelled and most did what they were told, "And wave them like you just don't care!"
"Yeah!" the crowd cheered except Vega who went back to the corner and cried while the party continued until…
The actual cops came
"RUN!" The crowd yelled as they grabbed their drugs and tried to escape
"Yes!" Vega exclaimed then went to the officers, "Thank you for coming,"
"Were you the one who called?" The officer asked
"No but, I was going to until they threw away my phone, "Vega lied because he didn't want to go to jail
"Alright take this kid home, he's probably only 14," The officer stated
"You know what I'm not gonna object because I just wanna go home," Vega said to himself
"Hey there did the audience go? *Hip cup*" Goku asked
"Hey you three come with me," The officer said
"Where did the party go?" Chichi asked
"The party is over, are you guys the responsible for throwing this party?" she asked
"Maybe *hip cup* maybe not *hip cup*" Black spoke
"Guys arrest these three and put shirt on the girl she's only in her bra and underwear," The officer said
"And we'll put a shirt on the guys too, "The male officer stated
"Well you don't have too their just my eye candy," The officer admitted
"Just cuff 'em," The male officer ordered
"I can break these cuffs!" Goku shouted
"No you can't-, "the officers began
"Ahhhh!" Goku screamed and went super and broke the cuffs, "I told I could-," *TASE TASE*he said before he was then tased and thrown into the cop car
"Hey if I gave you a Pepsi would it stop you from*hip cup* arresting us?" Black asked
"No!" The officer exclaimed
"Damn it! I thought for sure it'd work," Black said
While
"Excuse me ma'am is that cocaine all over your face? "The popo asked
18 just stood with a stupid face
"Well that's a felony for having possession of illegal drugs," The popo said as he arrested 18
"And you sir- oh god pull your pants up and fix that thing," The cop stated
"Yeah, yeah sure but can I just hit this last blunt," Zamasu said as he continued to smoke
"No! hand over the blunt sir," The officer ordered
"Grrr, Muda! Muda! Humans leave me and my 18 alone!" Zamasu shouted
"Was that a JoJo's reference?" The cop asked, Zamasu just ignored him and continued to smoke , "You have the right to remain silent…, "The cop mirandized Zamasu
"Hey what's with all the cops?" 17 asked as he also still had a blunt in his hand
"Hey get him too," a cop called
"The party isn't over is it?" 17 asked, "it's not over until the fat lady sings," BANG! BANG! Went 17's gun as he aimed at the sky
"He's got a gun!" The cops yelled as they all tacked 17
"Hey don't shoot me I'm not black, I'm I think white" 17 said before all the cops tacked him
'Now is my chance to escape," Bulma said as she got out of her hiding spot
"Hey we got a runner," A cop stated
"First off I don't run I was speed walking," Bulma sassed the cop as she was cuffed, "Ow these cuffs hurt," she whined
In the slammer
"I wanna go home oh home, I wanna go home," Chichi sang, "Hahaha," She laughed still drunk waiting to be bailed out
"Man why did they separate the girls from the boys," Zamasu said, "I need to be with my 18, and I need another hit,"
"Same," 17 said, "oh wait I have one last blunt," 17 added with excitement, "But I just realized does lightning McQueen buy life insurance or car insurance,"
"My mind has been blown!" Black stated as he added an explosion noise
"Really!" Zamasu exclaimed
"Hey 17 you have to share," Black stated
"Fine we'll puff puff pass," 17 replied
"Hey give me the blunt!" The cop demanded as he snatched the blunt away before 17 could light it
"Hey why you gotta be so rude," Goku sang
"I wanna be with my daddies," Chichi stated, "hey! Mister police can you switch me and Zamasu?"
"No! How 'bout all of you shut up! "The guard yelled
"Hey there's no need to raise your voice," Goku stated, he then started swinging on the pole doors, "Whoa! Whoa! I'm all dizzy,"
"Hey we get a phone call right," Black asked
"Fine one for all of you," the guard said, "so which one of you is the most sober?"
"Pick me, me, me!" Goku yelled
"No! I'll do it," Bulma stated
"Here you go one phone call make it count," The guard said
"I can't call my parents so maybe…," Bulma thought aloud
"Hurry up! "The guard rushed
"Sass not needed so lose it," Bulma stated
"Hey call Cell," 18 stated, "He wouldn't mind,"
"I hope you're right," Bulma said
Bulma called Cell and he agreed to come bail them out. And snuck everyone back home.
After they went to sleep
At Chichi's house (the ghetto side of the town)
"BLAH!" Chichi said puking inside her toilet crying
"Chichi hon are you all right?" Ox King asked
"What do you think dad IAM PUKING!" Chichi said whipping away her tears
"ARE YOU PREGNANT?" Ox King asked
"NO!" Chichi screamed angrily
"Yeah sure and I am Johnathan Jostar" Ox King said walking away
At Goku's house (the white suburbs side of town)
"OH MY GOD!" Goku screamed in pain
"Kakarrot are you ok?" Gine asked walking up to her sons room
"Yep… just fine" Goku lied starting to cry
KNOCK KNOCK
"Can you let me in?" Gine asked
"I am fine" Goku said hoping his mother doesn't come in
"I thought I heard you cry, and scream in pain" Gine
"Oh I was just pooping, I accidently drunk Raditz's Marlax, it made me diarrhea and it really hurt " Goku lied
"Are you sure you are ok?" Gine said unsure that Goku was telling the true
"Yup" Goku said
"Ok tell me if you use the restroom and it hurts" Gine said walking away
"Ok I will" Goku said
Monday morning at Sky High
"I hope you guys learned your lesson" Vegeta said "College parties are scary and dangerous" He said as he quickly wiped away a tear
"No college parties ARE LIT!" Everyone shouted
"So what did I miss guys? My allergies have been really bad so I have been gone for the past three days" Piccolo said coming out of nowhere "And I saw Bulma's Snapchat 'wambulance' what were you guys doing?"
"You guys are bullies" Vegeta said
Goku's YouTube video
What is up you guys! As you know me and my friends went to a LIT college party! Shout out to Omega Shenron for throwing the party, and if you want to see what all went down during the party then go add Bulma on Snapchat her name is B_luv23 go check it out! And I guess Ox King was right that Chichi was pregnant because I find out that we have son that looks exactly like me, and plus Vegeta's daughter comes back with another person to find out and collect your own creature power suits go to the Wild Kratt website at PBS kids website. Oh sorry guys I read the wrong line I meant to say to find out who it is read the next chapter of The Wrong Timeline chapter 16 Three more Sayians!