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AN: Zoowemama! So sorry for the wait but we left our great Texas to Oklahoma for a week and we were getting deep into the Lord with no internet, and have had a busy summer break but bear with us and now here are ch17- 20. Yes, Yes, Yes! 4 chapters that are pretty long so enjoy friends
The Wrong Timeline Chapter 17(Like android 17): First Weather Alert Day
"After meeting the most adorable kid ever (Goten)! Things got really serious, are lives were literally on the line! It all started on Thursday morning." Goku said
Thursday morning at Sky high
"Ugh, I hate rain the humidity makes my hair crazy," Bulma complained
"Let's go in the cafeteria so we can keep dry," Chichi suggested
"Of course you'd suggest that," Bulma said
"Shut up, I'm not fat right Goku," Chichi said
"I agree we should go to the cafeteria," Goku said avoiding Chichi
"Hey!" Chichi called
"Bulma, Chichi is not fat she's EXTRA THICK!" Goku replied hoping he wouldn't face Chichi's wrath
"Thank you," Chichi replied
"Ok sure," Bulma said
"Really saved your ass there," Black commented
"Shut up Black," Goku whispered, "Let's just go inside," he stated
In the Cafeteria
"Man outside looks spooky," Goku said as he ate his mini waffles he then got an idea, "Hey Vegeta,"
"What?" Vegeta answered
"Do you like waffles?" Goku asked
"Oh my gosh," Vega sighed annoyed
"Do you like PANCAKES?" Goku teased
"Shut the hell up Kakarrot," Vegeta threatened
"Do you like French toa-?" Goku stopped when Black smacked his head, "Oww! What the heck Black that hurt,"
"Thank you," Vegeta stated glad that someone shut Goku up
"Sorry Goku, you're my best friend but I hate stupid songs like that," Black spoke
BOOM! THUNDER ROAR! LIGHTING STRIKE!
"Ah! Mommy hold me," Zamasu said as he clung to 18
"What?" Everyone asked
"I hate bad thunder storms like these, they give me a fright," Zamasu responded
"Wait do guys even have a mom?" Goku asked
BOOM! LIGHTING STRIKE!
"Wow! I see what you mean by the storms being scary," Chichi said while Zamasu just rolled his eyes
"Geez, well the weather person did say that we're under a tornado watch," 17 stated, which caused Zamasu to tremble more
"Well when I was in children's church we sang a song just for storms like this," Goku said, "The rain may be falling, and lightning fills the sky but the sun is rising God is on my side the winds may blow around me and THUNDER MAY GO *Thunder Boom* BOOM!" Goku sang/ shouted.
"Hey! I remember that song," 18 said
"Yep, I always sing that song when it storms like this and then I don't get scared anymore," Goku said
"You know you basically just admitted that you're scared," Chichi spoke
"Well not anymore since I sung my song," Goku replied
"At first I thought that you were going to sing: Rain, rain, go away come back again another day," Black said
"I never heard that song," Goku said
"What really?!" Everyone was shooked
"The song I sang was the only rain song I know," Goku replied
RRRIIINNNGG!
"Well let's go to class," Chichi said
"Hey! No that's my line Chichi," Goku stated, "Let's go," he pointed towards the door
"Wow you're so cool," Vegeta said
"I know," Goku answered
In Bardock's class
"Hey Mr. Bardock can we go outside and play in the rain?" Krillin asked
"Why would you want to do that?" Bardock asked
"Banana, banana banana," Kevin replied
"You know I have no idea what you just said but sure, saves me a can of Febreze," Bardock sighed
"Can I go too?" Piccolo asked eagerly
"What you're gonna drink it," Bardock asked
"I pled the fifth," Piccolo responded
"Whatever fine," Bardock gave permission, "But don't blame me when you get chlamydia,"
"That's a STD," Bulma stated (since she thought she was so smart knowing what chlamydia was).
"I know what said," Bardock replied
*Lightning strikes*
"Ah!" Zamasu screamed, "This is the work of the stupid humans,"
"How?" Black asked
"Zeus of course," Bulma answered
"First off Greek Mythology is stupid, he's not human, and he's not real," Black responded
"Are you talking about Killua?" Goku asked while Zamasu nodded
"That little white pale kid that stakes on campus," Vega described, "That always around the little green hair kid that's always smiling,"
"Yes!" Zamasu grew frustrated, "Geez are you gonna tell me his blood type too,"
"Was that sarcasm?" Goku asked and Zamasu just ignored him
"Why you so stupid," 18 mocked
"Haha, make fun of more humans 18," Zamasu ordered
"Hey, don't be mean to Goku he hasn't done anything mean to you, nor called you names," Chichi protested
"Yeah, plus I'm the leader," Goku said
"Whatever," Zamasu mumbled, "I'm Chichi and I think I'm so important," He whispered to 18
"Hey guys next week the AP's are going to be watching us teach so at least act like y'all not all are autistic," Bardock announced
RRRRIIINNNNGGG!
"Man if the stupid rain keeps this high humidity I'm going to have to wear a hat," Bulma complained as Goku and Co. walked to their next class
*BIGGER SCARIER THUNDER BOOM THAT SHAKES SCHOOL*
"AH!" The whole school screamed excluding Stronghold and Alucard of course
The intercom then comes on: Students please run into the nearest class and take shelter, I repeat please run to the closest class room and take shelter this is not a drill we are going into a weather shelter in place. Please DO NOT call your parents to get you, because they won't, save your phone battery.
*DOORS BLOW OPEN DUE TO STRONG WINDS* *THUNDER ROARS AGAIN* *LIGHTING (NOT BY KILLUA) STRIKES AGAIN AS WELL*
"HURRY AND GET IN THE FUCKING CLASS ROOM!" Goku panicked
"I'M TRYING STOP YELLING AT ME!" Vega screamed back
"Ugh! TRY HARDER VEGETA, KEEP PUSHING DON'T STOP!" Bulma yelled
"Ok, please don't say again, that just made things awkward," Vegeta said
"JUST OPEN THE DOOR!" Chichi cried
"It's open now so shut the hell up now!" Vega yelled, "Damn, the last time I do anything for you guys, ungrateful shits," he mumbled as he and the rest of the Black gang entered
"I knew I should have stayed home today," 17 stated
"You guys want to watch 'The Magic School bus' until we're lifted from the shelter in place?" Goku asked
"The Wi-Fi here sucks you'll have to use a VPN or data," Black replied
"Well I'm just trying to take our minds off the fact that we might DIE SOON!" Goku stated
A Few Moments Later
"I'm sooo hungry," They all complained
*Yawn* Black yawned
"BLACK DON'T YAWN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE UP ALL THE OXYGEN!" Goku yelled, *Yawn*, "Geez now you passed it to me
*18 then over exaggerates yawn*
"18!" Goku exclaimed
*18 then coughs chokes on spit*
"Here 18 have some Sprite," Zamasu whispers as he hands her his can of Sprite that no noticed
"It stinks in here, "chichi stated
"What does it smell like?" Bulma asked
"Like B.O. and booboo," Chichi responded
"Well the poop is because of me, so that part is solved and I think this classroom is Coach Johnson's so that's the B.O smell," Bulma explained
"What?!" Chichi yelled
"I shit my pants!" Bulma admitted, "And if you're gonna keep complaining I'll throw the shit on you!"
"Gross," Goku said and then Bulma threw her shit at his leg
"Bulma! These are my favorite pair of pants, "Goku whined
"You wear the same kind of pants every day," Chichi butted in
"Shut up," Goku pouted
20 minutes later
*Thunder boom* *Rain pours down harder*
*stomach growl* "Geez when is this storm ending," Black complained
"Can someone put some music on to distract us from the storm?" 17 requested
*JoJo's part 1-4 op start playing along with Hunter x Hunter ending 5-6, Dragon Ball Z Kai op*
"Wow whose music is music playing?" Goku asked
"Mine," Zamasu spoke
"Well…," Everyone stared
"Geez I can't keep this poop all over me I'm going to change into some shorts," Bulma said as she laid some towels on herself to change into some 'shorts'. Once she was done she tossed the towel and threw her booboo pants in a sink
"Those aren't shorts…are those men boxers?" Chichi questioned
"Sorry that was all I had in my bag," Bulma rolled her eyes, "Oh wait I have some salad, lucky me,"
"What! Gimme some Bulma!" Goku yelled
"It's just salad," Piccolo spoke
"Whoa! I totally forgot about you," Goku admitted
"The ugly green nigga should check how everything is outside," Zamasu voted
"Yeah go check how the outside looks," Everyone agreed
"What, man I should have stayed quiet," Piccolo whined as he got out, "AHH! HELP! " were his final words before he was blown away
"Well look like the storm is still bad," Vegeta commented
"Bulma, can I please have some food?" Goku begged
"No, if Bulma has food she has to share with all of us," Chichi stated
"Yeah!" everyone agreed
"Man, now the portions will be small," Goku whined
So Bulma dug in her big bag and only found half a bag of Doritos (the small little lunch one) and handed everyone a chip
"Stupid little bag full of air!" Goku raged
"Wow you're really hangry," Chichi said
"Wait shut up," Black told Goku and Chichi, "Vegeta what are munching on?"
Vegeta who was in the corner stopped his munching, "Shit," he thought to himself
"Are you really eating and not sharing!" Black raged
"What the hell Vegeta!" Goku raged as well
"Sharing is caring!" Chichi shouted
"Vegeta is unfair, eating in the corner, plotting our oppression! And just being a straight dick head like Brady," 18 chanted
"Oh shut the fuck up! You guys are jerks, and before we came in I already said that I wasn't doing anything else for you ungrateful shits!" Vega shouted
"Geez this storm has brought the worst in us," 17 commented
"Oh shut up 17!" Goku, Black, Chichi, and Bulma shouted
"You know what since you PRICKS treat 17 like shit," Vega began, "Here 17 you can have half of my chicken sandwich," Vegeta said as he personally handed 17 half of his sandwich
"Geez Geets calm your tites," Goku spoke, "17 do you wanna share that sandwich?"
"NO! Don't give them anything 17!" Vegeta shouted, "Especially Kakarrot,"
"What the- fuck you Vegeta!" Goku argued
20 minutes later
"Hey you guys before we die from either starvation or the storm, I was thinking back on the beginning of this school year and how cringy we were!" Goku stated
"Yeah we were!" The gang said but Zamasu and Black
"I like to hear how stupid and cringy you guys were, and like how cringy from a scale of Peabody and Sherman (The lowest) to DragonBall787(the highest)?" Zamasu said excitedly
"On the first day of this school year I think we were the level above DragonBall787." Vegeta said
"Yeah like for example on the first day I said that 18 and Krillin were dating, and how they came in walking together!" Goku said
"Eww!" 18 said disgusted
"No a cringe part of the beginning of this school year is when Kakarrot liked Fifth Harmony!" Vegeta said while laughing
"Oh my gosh I really liked them!" Goku said in shock remembering that he danced to that song in the talent show
"Don't you mean Oh my Disney!" Vegeta said
"What?" Black said confused
"In the first chapter Goku, Raditz, and their dad rode together to school and Goku said Oh my Disney like a cringy kid." Bulma explained
"Goku that is cringy!" Black said
"Ok well it wasn't just me who was cringy!" Goku said
"Actually I have another thing that would always get on my nerves that you did" Vegeta said
"Really like what become stronger" Goku said
"No, you thought I was gay it was actually you!" Vegeta said
"WHAT!" Goku said in shocked "HOW?"
"You would always yell my names so happily like 'HI Vegeta!' and like 'Best Friend!' even though I would say do you have to be so loud and I am not your best friend!" Vegeta explained
"Please tell me that I said no homo" Goku asked
"No you didn't at all I remember now, Goku you did act really gay" Chichi said
"Can we move on to someone else!" Goku said shocked by what he was just told
"It notice something about Bulma it's not about her being cringy it's how she has changed" Chichi said
"I don't care shit about that I want to know about a funny cringy story about that stupid bitch!" Zamasu said demanding a funny story
"Calm down Zamasu here watch this video about this Indian kid saying 'I do not associate with niggas!' you know you love it!" 18 said showing Zamasu the video
"Better?" 18 asked
"Better!" Zamasu said
"Ok Chichi how have I changed?" Bulma asked
"You don't hoe around anymore!" Chichi said
"Yeah you are right!" everyone said
"The last time that dumb blonde flirt was with Black" Zamasu said
"I have blue hair! Dumbass" Bulma said
"Bitch I know what I said! Damn do I look autistic?" Zamasu said "Sorry a little bit of Ant'An came out"
"Why did you stop hoeing around?" Chichi asked
"Because I saw Vegeta's sausage it was long, juicy and thick! And I thought know way in hell is any other man's sausage going to be this great like for example Goku, or Black's couldn't compare to this so I stopped" Bulma explained
"… " Everyone didn't say anything frozen in disgust but Bulma, Vegeta, and Goku
"You saw his penis!" Black shouted breaking the silence
"Eww that is nasty!" Chichi said
"No I didn't see that! I meant Vegeta can cook really good sausage, that is what I was talking about!" Bulma said
"I thought that the whole time, and Black you are not allowed to say that word!" Goku said
"Anyways, Goku does Fasha still live by you?" Chichi asked
"I actually don't know, the authors like all manga authors: Forgot," Goku responded
"Classic authors'" They all agreed
"Ok let's get off this stupid topic please and thank you!" 17 said "Because it looks like are lives are about to end in like 5 minutes, gosh I hate to see this"
"I need to get this stuff off my chest first I am very jealous of Black! And second I do wear glasses I have them in my pocket I don't want to put them on, because I am wearing contacts. Lastly I am really blessed that you are all my friends! I REALLY MEAN THAT!" Goku said
"Only 3 minutes till the storm hits us!" 17 shouted
"We all agreed with that last statement!" Everyone said huddling up together crying and praying
"Bulma? You are actually praying!?" Chichi said in shocked while crying
"Yes I am actually a Christian!" Bulma said crying as well
"Oh Bulma!" Everyone said while still crying
"Guys me and Zamasu are actually-" 18 said but was interrupted when the door flew open
"BAKAS! You know the thunderstorm already passed? We heard you guys screaming so me and these guys came" Killua said showing Gon and Zeus
"Told ya Zeus is real!" Bulma said clearing her face
"Bulma you just said that you were Christian" Chichi said
"Let's forget all we said in this room! Agree?" Bulma asked
"Agreed!" Everyone said
Goku's YouTube video
Hello everyone it's me Goku again! Well after my life flashed before my eyes even the cringy parts of it, I am more grateful of the life that the Lord has blessed me with. So yeah. I am sorry guys I can't do it today after all that has happen today I need to take it easy; at least that is what my mom said. But next chapter we are going to have a sleepover with Bulma boys and girls. Wow it should be interesting! And can you believe only 6 more chapters left of junior year! Well until then read the next chapter of The Wrong Timeline chapter 18(like android 18): Sleepover! Don't miss it