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The Wrong Timeline chapter 18 (like android 18): Sleepover
"Well, after yesterday which I don't really wanna discuss, we decided that we should all have a sleep over and take our minds off the 'storm'," Goku said
Friday morning at Sky High
"My parents and I went furniture shopping last week at Southside, and I got a free Southside Kids Korner t-shirt but the lady that gave it to me said that I had to give it back since I wasn't her friend anymore just because I didn't like the table that she was showing my parents." Goku said
"Why are you telling us this stupid story?" Zamasu said
"Because the furniture is coming home today and they are going to put in my house I am going to have to help put in the ugly furniture, and I don't want to!" Goku wined "So I was wondering if me and Black could have a sleepover?"
"Oh I want to come and have a sleepover!" Chichi said too excitedly
"This was a A and B conversation so C ya later!" Goku said
"How about we just have a sleepover all together at Bulma's house!" Chichi said
"Fine" Goku said
"Come to my house at 7:00 pm" Bulma said
"Ok!" Everyone agreed
Friday evening at Bulma's House
"Wow you choose this side of the house where there is a lot of rooms!" Mrs Briefs said "Oh I see so you can have sex with all the guys in different rooms, a slut would obviously take advantage of this sleepover to have sex with all the guys while the other girls are asleep!"
"Get out bitch!" Bulma said
"Ok I put some snacks out for you and your friends it's your favorite!" Mrs Briefs stated
"Those are dog treats!" Bulma said looking at the bowl
"I know, now be a good girl and don't eat them all before the other bitches come!" Mrs Briefs said while walking out of the room
Knock, Knock
"It open!" Bulma said
"We are all here!" Chichi said
"Now this is a area in my house that is like a little house the little kitchen is right there and a bathroom right there and some few bedrooms right over there." Bulma explained
"Ok so now what?" 18 asked
"Put your stuff down first, and let's sit in the living room" Bulma said
"Aren't we already in the living room?" Vegeta asked
"Well let's sit were the actually coaches are" Bulma said
"This is weird" Zamasu said
"I guess because we confessed everything yesterday about ourselves, and we are in a demon possess house" Black stated
"My house doesn't have demons" Bulma said
5 minutes later
"So do you guys want to watch TV, play a game, or just talk?" Bulma asked
"Oh that reminds me I got this game from Raditz that I thought we could play" Goku said running towards his bag to grab the game
"What game is it?" Bulma asked
"Checkers?" Chichi asked "Cause I am pretty good at that game"
"No" Goku said
"Connect Four?" 18 asked "Because I suck at that game"
"No" Goku said
"A hunting game?" 17 asked "Because I love hunting!"
"No" Goku stated "It's a game that Raditz and Turtles made"
"Then I am scared of what those two weirdo's made" Vegeta said "And why he wanted you to bring it here?"
"Well what actually happened was" Goku said looking up at the celling
"What are you looking at?" Black asked
"The flashback!" Goku said
"I don't see it?" Chichi said
"Because it's on the right Chichi not the left, BAKA!" Goku said turning Chichi's head to the right direction
Flashback
"Hey mom me and the gang are gonna have a sleep over at Bulma's," Goku announced
"Okay be careful," Gine replied
"I should probably bring a game or something for us to do," Goku thought to himself as climbed the stairs. He then saw Raditz's room unoccupied so he walked in
"Maybe Raditz has something fun," Goku thought, so he dug underneath his bed and found a box labeled: DO NOT OPEN! But opened it anyway and found a board game called 'The Radturtle' and tossed it in his bag
"Hahaha!" Gine laughed from down stairs, "Kakarrot come watch this, it's hilarious,"
"What it is mom?" Goku asked as he came down
"This episode of Duck Dynasty," Gine managed to speak as she continue to die of laughter, "Willy got pranked and fell right through the door, ha-ha,"
"Yeah," Goku replied as he secretly rolled his eyes, "bye mom,"
End of Flash Back
"Eww Duck dynasty," Bulma stated
"I think it's an okay show," Black spoke
"And Black lied," Zamasu said, "Black you and Gowasu loved that show you guys constantly laughed and bonded over it,"
"ZAMASU!" Black yelled as he held a fist
"So are we going to ignore the fact that the game had a warning on it and Kakarrot shouldn't have brought it," Vegeta said be the voice of reason
The gang sat in a circle around the ugly zebra print rug.
"This rug is really ugly; it doesn't match any of your furniture" Goku said in disgust
"Goku what do you know about what matches, it's not like you are a interior designer?" Chichi said
"Whatever can we just play this game!" a furious 17 shouted
"I agree with 17" Black said
"Ok I will open it" Goku said opening the box "Let's see these little objects are supposed to represent us, AND I CALL THE CAR!" Goku explained while grabbing the car before everyone else
Which only left a shoe, a bra, a rock, a dinosaur, a stick, a Pokémon ball, a eraser cap with a bad drawn smiley face, and a trash can
"I call Scary Monsters!" Zamasu shouted grabbing the dino
"Where have I heard that from?" Black said
"I call the rock, because it rocks like me!" 18 said
"I will get the Pokémon ball, I love Pokémon!" 17 stated
"I want the bra!" Bulma said "Why did I say that so happily?"
"I call the shoe!" Black said
"I CALL THE SMILEY ERASER!" Chichi shouted
"I guess I will get the stick" Vegeta stated
"And I get the trash can, wow" The other player said (Piccolo)
"Ok here are the rules" Goku said "Follow ALL cards directions, or else! And NO SNITCHING! And that is the rules, now the directions are you roll both dices, draw a card and the first one to the end wins!"
"This board game looks like a Ouija board!" Chichi said with a very concern tone
"All they did was add 'The Radturtle' on the cover" Zamasu said
"START!" Goku screamed
"Escalators, Escalators, ESCALATORS!" Goku said screamed as he rolled the fuzzy dice
"Eww fuzzy dice" Bulma stated
"Snake Eyes!" Goku said happily "Ok let's see what card I get" Goku said grabbing a card
*A/N: To represent the card the characters got is going to be shown by this Dot-dot-dash underline *
"My card says 'Strip and dance until the game is over OR FACE CERTAIN DEATH!' that is a weird card." Goku said
"*Cough, Cough* and dying noises" Black made
"What is wrong best friend?!" Goku asked in panic
"HE IS DYING DUMBASS!" Bulma shouted "You have to DANCE UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER WITH YOUR SHIRT OFF OR we and YOU could die, SO HURRY UP AND START DANCING!"
"OK! Hey my eyes are up here" Goku said taking his shirt off and starting to dance
"Now, who is next?" Bulma asked
"It's Chichi" 17 said
"Oh my turn!" Chichi said while grabbing the dice and starting to roll them "Let's see I got six! My card says 'Wear a bra on top of your clothes OR you're gay! And you DIE IN HELL!' Well that is not too bad hey Bulma can I borrow a bra?"
"Sure" Bulma said
"We will be back after this commercial break" Chichi said as she left with Bulma
Duck Dynasty
The episode of Duck Dynasty was some random episode, but it showed Uncle Si with his tea cup
*Saying stuff that no one couldn't understand except for "Jack!" and "Back in 'nam" (Vietnam)*
"All I understand was 'Jack!' and 'tea cup'!" Goku said annoyed
"*Laugh noises* It's funny!" Black said while laughing
"TURN IT OFF!" Vegeta shouted
"Thank you" Zamasu said
"Fine, you guys don't know what is funny" Black said turning the T.V off
"OK we are back!" Chichi said coming into the room with a big bra on her
"Now who is next?" 18 asked
"Black can you hurry your ass up it's your turn!" 17 said angrily
"Ok damn!" Black said rolling the nasty fuzzy dice "I got eleven! My cards says 'Burn the DOLLS! Or face your worst nightmare' DO YOU HAVE ANY DOLLS!"
"No" Bulma respond "I thought they were possessed, just go through your worst nightmare"
"I AM NOT GOING THROUGH MY WORST NIGHTMARE!" BLACK SHOUTED "SO GET ME SOME DAMN DOLLS BITCH, YOU know what I can instant transmission!"
"Actually you can't I tried to when you were watching Duck Dynasty" Goku said
"So face your worst nightmare that's all I can do for you" Bulma said
"NO!" Black screamed
"What is your worst nightmare?" Bulma asked
"My worst nightmare is DROWNING!" Black explained
"That is scary" Everyone agreed
"Like 'Scary Monsters'!" Zamasu said
"Who said that Zamasu?" Goku asked while still dancing
"Diego" Zamasu respond
"Oh" Goku said
"We can discuss this later, right NOW BULMA IS NOW GOING TO GET ME SOME DOLLS!" Black shouted angrily
"Ok fine How many do you want me to grab?" Bulma asked
"Get me about ten" Black said
"Can I come"' Chichi asked
"No" Bulma said
"They might watch Duck Dynasty" Chichi said in disgust
"Can I come?" Vegeta asked
"Sure" Bulma said
"Good I hate Duck Dynasty" Vegeta said
"Well will be back" Bulma said
"HURRY!" Black said
T.V Time
"Let's watch some T.V" Zamasu suggested
"Yeah" 18 said turning on the TV
On the T.V
Appeared a little cartoon drawing of Narc saying
"Nice Buns Jolyne" Narc said
"WHAT" Jotaro said squeezing a dolphin plushy
The End
"Those were some nice buns" 17 said
"What?" Goku asked
"They were so symmetrical, on her head" 17 stated
"Oh" Goku said looking away from 17
"WHERE IS BULMA WITH MY DOLLS?!" Black shouted
"I am right here dumbass" Bulma said
"Thank you now hand them over!" Black said "Ok there I have burn all of the dolls, now who is next?"
"My turn finally" Bulma said "I got four! My card says 'Go next door and ask for a condom, OR you melt from acid!'
"What is a condom?" Goku stupidly asked
"DUMBASS!" Everyone said
"Bulma just go the neighbors" Chichi said
"Ok" Bulma said getting up
"Goku I will tell you what a condom is" 18 said
"Thank you 18" Goku said
18 whispered in Goku's ear
"RUBBER! ON…YOUR…" Goku said in disgust
At the Dinkleberg's
KNOCK, KNOCK
"Hello" Mr. Dinkleberg said
"Can I have a condom?" Bulma asked
"Repeat?!" Mr. Dinkleberg said in shocked
"GIVE ME A CONDOM!" Bulma shouted
Mr. Dinkleberg shut the door, and the gang headed back to the haunted house (Bulma's house)
"My turn" Vegeta said picking up the fuzzy dice and began to roll "I got 5, 'Style your hair in corn roads or dreads OR everyone DIES!'
"EWW! Corn roads" Goku said in disgust
"Isn't sayian hair super strong and will cut you if you touch it?" Chichi asked
"Put ponytail holders on his hair" 18 said
"Or clips" Chichi suggested "You choose Vega"
"Just ponytail holders" Vegeta said
"Whose hands are we going to sacrifice?" Chichi asked "Bulma put them in his hair"
"Why me?" Bulma asked
"Because we all know you can regenerate, NOW HURRY UP AND DO IT BITCH!" 17 yelled
"*Cough cough* dying noises" Black made
"Ok damn 17!" Bulma said "Give me five minutes"
After five minutes had passed Vegeta had the ponytails in his hair
"My turn!" 18 said "I receive the number 12 'Pick your favorite Powerpuff girl , super power color and now dye your hair that color OR your eyes will fall out!'
"Who is your favorite Powerpuff girl 18?" Goku asked
"Bloosm!" 18 responded
"So pink" The other player said (Piccolo)
"So Pink" Zamasu said
"Yes" 18 said
A few moments later, 18's hair was now pink
"Zamasu's turn" Zamasu stated "7! 'Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, kill the suspect! OR YOU DIE IN 8 SECONDS!'
"The mystery is already on the tip of my tongue" Neuro said
"WHAT?" Everyone stated turning to see Neuro and Yako
"The culprit is YOU!" Yako said pointing to the other player (Piccolo)
"What?!" The other player said (Piccolo)
"Allow me to explain for sensei , you were the only one not to go with the gang when they went to the neighbors by that time you broke into the Brief's house and stole a cookie from the cookie jar, that is what sensei said" Neuro explained
"I don't even eat food!" The other player said (Piccolo)
"Actually Namekian's can eat food, but since they can solely survive on water they choose not to eat that is what sensei said" Neuro said
"Um" The other player stuttered
"Plus there is crumbs on your gi" Neuro said pointing at the evidence
"Itadakimasu" Neuro said as he transform into his demon head and ate Piccolo's mystery then stated "Gochiso-sama-deshita" after he finished eating then left with Yako
"Well that was interesting" Black said
Next was Piccolo, but he died so 17 is next
"That was unneeded! But it's FINALLY MY TURN!" 17 said snatching the fuzzy dice "I got 10 'Drink a 8oz cup of sunscreen OR drink a 86oz and you WIN!' Someone give me SOME DAMN SUNSCREEN!"
"I have a bottle of sunscreen" Goku said handing the impatient 17 sunscreen
"Thank you" 17 said snatching the sunscreen bottle out of Goku's hand
"Why did you bring sunscreen?" 18 asked
"Because I thought we were going to go swimming" Goku replied
"We should have done that" Bulma said
"No I don't want to do that" Chichi said
"Why not?" Black asked
"Because I don't feel like it" Chichi said
"Is it that time of that month?" Bulma asked
"DAMN I COULD ONLY DRINK 8OZ OF IT!" 17 said angrily handing back Goku's sunscreen
"Ok now it's Kakarrot's turn" Vegeta stated
"Finally!" Goku said while still dancing "I got 8! 'You may stop dancing, BUT now you must stuff 20 French bread loafs in your mouth and keep until end of game OR 200 popsicles sticks'"
"Give me 20 loafs of French bread" Goku said
20 loafs of French bread later
"*cough cough*hure ant go sheet sheet!" Goku said with bread in his mouth (hurry and go Chichi)
"Ok, 3! 'If you have this card you know speak opposite' I LOVE this card!" Chichi said (I HATE this card)
"My turn, 9 'Swallow 15 plastic Easter eggs OR everyone faces their worst fear' GIVE ME 15 PLASTIC EGGS!" Black said in a urgent tone
"I don't know why these were in my cabinet?" Bulma said grabbing a plastic bag containing 15 plastic eggs
"Thank you! Here I go*hard swallowing noises/chocking noises*" Black said and made while swallowing the eggs
"I got 5 let's see my card says 'Flip a coin heads: all your teeth fall out, Tails: your eyebrows go missing' This is the worst card!" Bulma said flipping a coin that landed on tails
"AHHH!" Everyone screamed
"What?!" Bulma asked
"YOUR EYEBROWS ARE GONE AND IT LOOKS VERY SCARY!" 18 screamed
"I think you look very pretty with eyebrows" Chichi said (you look very ugly with no eyebrows)
"I am going to wear a hat" Bulma said "Go Vegeta!"
"I got 12, 'Since you had a goldfish and it died you now have shorten memory until the end of the game'" (what ever happened 5 secs ago he forgot so after two lines he didn't know what happened/ what they said)
"I think you are the hottest guy I ever met Vegeta!" Chichi said (the ugliest)
"Chichi will you shut up! 18 go it's your turn!" 17 said
"What?" Vegeta asked
"Vegeta and Chichi don't ask or say anything" Black said
"Thank you" 17 said
"Yeah" Everyone agreed
"No" Chichi said (ok)
"What?" Vegeta asked
"SHUT UP!" Bulma yelled
"Anyways I already rolled and I got 2! 'Peter Pan spooked you! Now you NEVER grow but DEGAGE!'
POOF A 13 year old 18 appeared
"Well it's my turn, 10! 'Lick someone's deodorant OR everyone dies of suffocation!' Quick Black hand me your D!" Zamasu shouted
"Here" Black said handing his bro his D
"*Lick* This taste is a taste of a liar! Goku Black!" Zamasu said licking Black's D
"Don't call me that!" Goku Black said angrily "Which author is typed that?"
POOF A 5 year old 18 appeared
"AWW!" Everyone said but Chichi and Vega
"EWW!" Chichi said
"What just happened?!Who is the cute little girl?" Vegeta asked
"SHUT UP DUMBASS!" Bulma shouted
"HOW ABOUT YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP, BECAUSE IT'S MY TURN AND I AM ABOUT TO WIN THIS, I got 7! 'Snort a two foot long trail of salt NO STOPPING! AND YOU WIN!'" 17 said pouring a two foot trail of salt
*Snort noises*
"DAMN HE ACTUALLY DID IT!" Chichi said "Hey I am speaking normal again!"
"The game is over 17 won" Bulma said
"Yeah but his noise is bleeding hard!" Zamasu said
"Everything went back to normal!" Goku shouted happily
"Well now we know not to play the Ouija board" Vegeta said
"I am going home" 18 said
"Why? This is a sleepover" Bulma asked
"YOUR HOUSE HAS DEMONS BULMA!" Everyone shouted
Goku's YouTube Video
Hello hope you are having a happy day! Because I am after leaving Bulma's house it's really scary there! But you know how we played that demon game well Piccolo said he recorded even though he died but anyways he said that nothing was happing to us and that I never had bread in my mouth, Black never swallowed plastic eggs, 18 never deaged, or Black never was actually dying instead he only made weird noises. Like I am pretty sure he lied about all of that because he wanted to talk to me, BECAUSE ALL THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED! But anyways what does he know, till next time watch me start a band with my BF and friends The Wrong Timeline chapter 19: BW Blacks! Don't Miss it!