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The Wrong Timeline Chapter 19: BW Blacks!
"Now that we escaped the demon possessed house, things are boring until I thought of an amazing idea it happened on Saturday morning" Goku said
Saturday Morning at Goku's house
6:00 am
"No I am still asleep!" Goku said in bed
7:30am
"No" Goku said
8:30am
"I still need some zzz," Goku said
9:00am
"At least 5 more minutes," Goku whined
9:30am
"Fine… actually a few more minutes," Goku said
9:45am
"Ok I'm up," Goku said as he finally got ready
On Goku's Porch
"Man there's nothing going on," Goku sighed, "I got it, I can start a band!"
20 minutes later
"Welcome to my band auditions!" Goku announced
The whole gang was there lined up including Piccolo
"I wanna be part of the band!" Chichi shouted
"Sorry Chichi but you have to be able to sing," Goku said
"Rude," Chichi commented
"So… Me, Black, Vegeta and now… let's see," Goku said
"Wait flag on the play Vegeta and Black, well I get Black because he's your best friend but Vegeta," Chichi argued
"First off Chunkychunky All Sayians Can Sing," Vegeta stated
"What?!" Everyone else said shocked
"Yeah it's a proven fact that All Sayians Can Sing, which is why I choose Vegeta and Black," Goku admitted, "Plus Black is my Best Friend."
"Man no fair," Chichi whined
"Okay fine I'll join your little band," Bulma said as she flipped her hair
"I think the fuck not," Vegeta protested, "you can't sing even if it your life depended on it,"
"Sass not needed, so lose it flame head!" Bulma yelled
"Wait what did you just call me?" Vega asked
"I didn't stutter," Bulma sassed
"Hey shut up both of you," Goku ordered, "Right sorry, 18 and Zamasu you guys can sing right?"
"Can we sing?" Zamasu mocked
"We're Zamasu and 18 we can do anything," 18 stated
"When 18 makes a Shark boy and Lava girl reference you guys don't say anything but when I say something you guys loose it," 17 mumbled
"Alright so ROLL CALL!" Goku shouted, "Me, here,"
"Black is present," Goku Black said, "Really would you stupid authors' stop calling me Goku Black,"
"No, making you rage is fun," Holly said as Ally agreed
"Stop arguing with the authors' one might 'erase you from the story' quote the stupid one," the guy who never beats Goku said (Vegeta), "Wow," he replied
"I will, be patient, you death is soon Vega, whoosh," Holly said as she left
"Okay you and Black ruined it Vegeta," Goku said, "Well if you're not in my, sorry our band get out please, and thank you," Goku said as he kicked out Piccolo, 17, Bulma and Chichi
5 minutes later
"So now that we have people that can sing, does anyone play an instrument?" Goku asked
"I play the keys," Zamasu spoke,
"I'm a mad mammer jammer on the tambourine," 18 said as she wiggled a little dance
"I play the guitar, electric and acoustic," The suppose elite sayian bragged, "Grrr, stupid author," he mumbled because he's a loser
"Anyways I'm an animal on the drums," Black stated
"I don't like the Muppets," 18 said with disgust
"Well I didn't ask for your opinion, and I'm not much of a fan," Black said, "I was just using a metaphor, geez blondie," Black stated
"Goku Black!" Zamasu yelled
"ZAMASU!" Black yelled as he balled his fist, "Stop calling me that!"
"Well you don't be mean to my 18!" Zamasu argued
"Alright guys it looks like none of took our daily dose of 'Don't choke that hoe' so I'll give it to y'all," Goku said as he gave them all Sea salt ice-cream
After everyone ate their ice-cream
"So we now know what we're playing, "Goku said
"Wait Kakarrot what can you play?" Vegeta asked
"Actually nothing really," Goku chuckled
"Wow," Everyone said
"Anyways know we need a name," Goku said as he began to think
"Zamasu and 18 plus others," Zamasu thought
"No, I'm the lead," Goku said
"Actually we're all singing so it has to be a group name," Black corrected
"Gamn it, "Zamasu non-cursed, "Umm author you forgot to add beautiful in front of Zamasu, dumbass"
"How 'bout 18 and boys," 18 suggested
"My name needs to be in it," Zamasu stated
"Maybe something that the first letter of our names' spell," Goku said, "G, B, V, Z, 1, or L," Goku thought aloud
"None of those letters make a real word dumbass," Vega sassed
"Maybe, G1B VZ," Goku said
"That's stupid," Black commented
"Well you come up with something," Goku said
The Goku Black gang all continued to think to of stupid names that didn't make sense until…
"How 'bout this: 18 has blonde hair, Zamasu has white hair, and the rest of us have black hair so.." Goku started
"So what?" Vegeta asked
"So, we can be called the BW Blacks!" Goku yelled, "The B: from blonde, and the W: from white," he explained
"I think that's fine," Black agreed, "I'm tired of sitting here and it's the best we heard so far,"
"Fine, I don't care anymore," Vega stated as he agreed
"I was really hoping we all agree on '18 and the Boys' or 'QUEEN 18 and PEASENTS," 18 admitted," But since the B in blonde is first I guess it's an okay name,"
"18," Zamasu stated, "Fine I guess it's okay, but we should have been called 'Zamasu, the lover, the brother and others, ZlBO for short," Zamasu added
"Wait when did you say that name?" Black asked, "And who's the lover?"
"First, just now, and second I'll let you decide," Zamasu said
"Anyways now that we all agree on a name let's get to writing a song(s)!" Goku yelled
20 minutes of trash song lyrics later
"Alright guys let's not write our own song," Goku said
"Yeah," Everyone agreed
"Maybe we can sing other songs that other people wrote and smash them all together," 18 suggested
"Let's do it," Zamasu stated,
"So what songs should we sing?" Vega asked
"Well let's all pick a song we each want to sing and then try to put it in an order that flows," Goku Black said, "Damn those authors'," he mumbled
"Maybe something we all enjoy," Vegeta said, "that way the song are not whack and sound weird when put together,"
"Well we all like anime so let's just be those weaboos and sing anime openings!" Goku said
"Who said I watched anime?" 18 asked "I have only seen Speed Racer"
"18" Goku said confused
"It's true and Jem if that's an anime," 18 said, "Huh uh," 18 made noises as she continued to dab with both arms switching from right to left
"You know you're the weird one in the group," Goku said, "Well, the weird, awkward one,"
So after listening to different anime openings from shows that everyone seen the BW Blacks decided the song each person will sing
"Alright," Goku said, "So I'll go first with Boku No My Hero Academia op2,"
"I'll follow after with Hamatora op," Goku Black said
"Then 18 with Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood op1," 18 said
"Next will be The BEAUTIFUL Zamasu with Brotherhood's ending 1," Zamasu said
"And I'll be last with JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Battle Tendency Op," Vega ended
"Hey I'm listening to that song as I'm typing this," Holly stated
"No one cares," Flame head stated
"Anyways let's go practice in my garage like the classic High school bands," Goku said
So Black banged them drums, Vega… played guitar, Zamasu smashed them keys, and 18 tapped that tambourine and Goku began to sing
'…On and on, and on, don't wanna grow up, I wanna get out, Hey! Take me away!"
"- STOP!" Zamasu shouted, "No, Stop,"
"Let's actually practice Kakarrot, or you'll just be acting like the CRINGY beginning you," Vega said
"Hey it was actually Black's idea, so," Goku said
So After about 2 hours of actual practice the BW Blacks get their first gig at a park
"Ahem welcome everyone this is our first performance so go easy on us," Goku said into the mic
The BW Blacks started to sing Goku first:
Itsuka bokura no ue o suresure ni toorisugiteitta
Ano hikouki wo Fushigi na kurai ni oboeteru imi mo nai
No ni naze ka Fugainakute naita hi no yoru ni tada
Tsuyokunaritai to negatteta sono tame ni hitsuyou
Na yuuki wo sagashimotometeita Zankoku na unmei
Ga sadamatteru to shite sore ga itsu no hi boku no mae ni
Arawareru to shite tada isshun kono isshun iki ga dekiru
Nara dou demo ii to omoeta sono kokoro wo
Mou ichido tooku e ike tooku e ike to boku no naka
De dare ka ga utau dou shiyou mo nai hodo netsuretsu ni
Itsudatte me o harashita kimi ga nido to kanashimanai you
Ni waraeru sonna hiiroo ni naru tame no uta Saraba
Kakagero Peace Sign Korogatte iku sutoorii wo
Goku black then started to sing right after:
Doushite darou
Boku ni nai mono wa zutto kirei ni mieru
Itsukara darou
Kuraberu koto de kagayaki midashiteta
Kasumi nigotteiku shikai toriharaou
Me to mimi wo fusagau no wa hayasugiru kara
"Masshiro na boku" dato sejai wo nagekazzu ni
Karappo no tenohira waraitobashite sa
Tokubetsu na nanika wo oimotomenakute mo
Kimi to waraiaeru boku to warai, aeru
Kogareta hikari no sasu basho wa souzou no saki no FLAT
Itsukara darou kibou wa akirame ni natte shimatteita
Doushite darou kanawanai yume dato kimetsukeru no wa
Nigirishimeteita kobushi tokihanatou
Ima made ni kuiru no wa hayasugiru kara
"Makkura na yoru" dato sekai wo korosazu ni
Karappo dakara koso subete ni nareru no
Tokubetsu na manika wo oimotomenakute mo
Kimi to waraiaeru boku to warai, aeru
Kogareta hikari no sasu basho wa souzou no saki no FLAT
Zutto jibun no koe ni wa
Mimi kasazu ni ite Kimi no koe wo norotte bakari datta yo
Kitto kakureta hikari
Boku no naka ni umareteru tte shinjirunda
Mitomete agerunda
"Masshiro na boku" dato sekai wo nagekazu ni
Karappo no tenohira waraitobashite sa
Tokubetsu na nanika wo oimotomenakute mo
Kimi to waraiaeru boku to warai, aeru
Kogareta hikari no sasu basho wa souzou no saki no FLAT
Then after Goku Black was 18:
Kono omoi wo keshite shimau ni wa
Mada jinsei nagei deshou?
Yorinokoshiteru koto
Yarinaoshite mitai kara
Yume no tsudzuki oikakete ita hazu na noni
Magarikunetta hosoi michi hito ni
Tsumadzuku
Ano koro ni ite modoritai wake ja nai no
Nakusjite kita sora wo sagashiteru
Wakatte kuremasu you ni
Gisei ni matta you na kanashiii kao wa
Yamaete yo
Tsumi no saigo wa namida ja nai yo
Zutto kukushiku seottekuna
Deguchi mienai kanjou meiro ni
Dare wo matteru no?
Shiroi noge ni tsudzutta you ni
Motto sunap ni hakidashitai yo
Nani kara nogaretainda
Genjitsu its yatsu?
Kanaaeru tame ni ikiterundatte
Sakebitaku naru yo kikoete imasuka?
Buran ni nante yatterarenai kara
Kaeru bashou mo nai no
Yasashisa ni wa itsumo kansha shiteru
Dareka tsuyoku naritai-I'm on the way
Naitsukashiku naru
Konna itami mi kangei jan!
After 18 it was the BEAUTIFUL Zamasu!:
Ano hi mita sora akane iro no sora o nee kimi wa oboeteimasu ka
Yakusoku chigiri shoka no kaze ga tsutsumu futari yori sotta
Muri na egao no ura novita kage o kakumau
Dakara kizukanu furi saisei o erabu
Teeburu no ue no furuenai shirase machi tsuzukete
Kuuhaku no yoru mo kuru hazu no nai asa mo zenbu wakattetanda
Ano hi mita sora akane iro no soara o nee Itsuka omoidasu deshou
Hatase nakatta yakusoku o idaite futari arukidasu
Lastly was Vega:
Shijima no soko kara mezameru sono hashiratachi toki wo koe
Shinku no chishio ga tachiagaru yuuki wo hikiawaeru
Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo
Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite
Yaiba surinuke yatusra no suki wo tsuke
Tasuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku
Like a Bloody Strom astsuku Like a Bloody Storm
Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni
Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna nigirishimete!
"Thank you Park you were a great audience!" Goku stated into the mic then the BW Blacks gave a bow
*CLAP* *CLAP**Excited people noises*
The audience began to cheer and applaud the BW Blacks for their wonderful performance
"They loved us!" Goku yelled from back stage
"Nice, nice, very nice 18-chan," The Beautiful Zamasu said
"Thanks, right back at you bud," 18 said
"Wow this was actually fun," Goku Black spoke, "I love banging those drums,"
"Well after that weird comment, I don't know what to say," Vegeta said, "But this was fun I guess, what about you Kakarrot did you have fun?"
However when everyone turned Goku wasn't to be found he was gone
"Looks like he left," Black Goku said
"Yes we see that he's gone, you don't have to state the obvious," Beautiful Zamasu sassed
After the audience mostly cleared
"Man they were good, I kinda hoped they sucked, "Chichi said to Bulma
"Yeah, same," Bulma replied, "I should've really been in that band I can whistle really well actually,"
"Really?" Chichi questioned
"Of course," Bulma yelled, " look I read an article on Buzzfeed that said you can tell if you can whistle by the shape of your lips, and mine the perfect shape so I know I can,"
"Buzzfeed," Chichi said, "That stuff is a bunch of baloney,"
"No it's not," Bulma argued
"Excuse me but I heard both of you earlier said that you hate the new BW Blacks," A man in a hood said he approached the girls
"AH!" Bulma and Chichi screamed as they whacked the sketchy man
"Stay away from us creepy man!" Chichi yelled
"Wait! It's me Yamcha," Yamcha said as he pulled off the hood
"Like we said stay away from us creep," Bulma said
"Hey! Show some respect to Yamcha you whores!" Puar yelled angrily
"Calm your tites stupid cat," Chichi said
"Grrr," Puar growled like the… flying cat thing it is
"It's ok Puar," Yamcha told Puar, "Listen girls, we have a common enemy so I thought we could team up,"
"And who's the common enemy?" Bulma asked
"Damn you're stupid, The BW Blacks of course," Yamcha said
"You girls don't want them to be in a band and forget about you gals, and I don't want them to steal my audience away, "Yamcha explained
"Actually we're just angry because they didn't let us in the band," Chichi corrected
"Well ok, whatever," Yamcha said, "But in the end we both just don't like the BW Blacks, so let's tear them apart,"
The Next Day after Church of course
"Looks like we got another gig at the park," Goku said as received a text from the park owner, "Guess I'll get the band back to together,"
As Goku was walking he stopped at a snow cone shack a grabbed a tiger blood snow cone (Because it's one of the best flavors) then he spotted 18
"18?" Goku asked
"Yo," 18 responded, "What's shaking bacon?"
"Umm? I don't know how to respond to that," Goku said, "But we got another gig at the park again so let's round up the band,"
"Ok," 18 agreed, "I saw Black earlier walking to some Chinese restaurant down the street,"
"Really?" Goku said
"Yes, yes, yes," 18 confirmed
"Ha, is that a JoJo's reference?" Goku asked
"I have no idea what that means," 18 simply stated
"Right…," Goku said as awkwardness filled the air, "Let's go get Goku Black,"
At the Chinese restaurant
"Ugh, I just the feeling that someone used my FORBIDDEN NAME," Goku Black growled as he was busting tables like the bust-boy he is
Goku and 18 then walked in
"*hello in Chinese*," The host greeted
"Did he just called me fat," 18 said
"No ma'am I just said hello, please don't give us bad reviews on Angie's list," The host begged
"No 18," Goku said
"I know, but I like seeing their reaction, and being that stupid white girl," 18 said
"Anyways, sir have you seen this guy *Rose Goku Black pic*," Goku asked
"Why that picture?" 18 asked
"Because this is the first pic that showed up when I Googled Black DB super," Goku admitted
"Oh, you mean Goku Black; yes I shall bring him," The host guy said, "GOKU BLACK!"
"GO FUCK YOURSELF!" Goku Black yelled back
"But some friends of yours are here!" The host yelled
"BLACK!" Goku called, and then Black Goku came toward the front
"Oh, hey what are you and 18 doing here?" Goku Black asked
"The question should be: what are you doing here?" 18 said
"Well Gowasu the stupid dried up lemon, grounded me for having a 14 in Home-EC so he cut 1 million from my allowance so I'm trying to earn that money by working," Goku Black explained
"Well just earn your money when we sell out tickets at our concert at the park again," Goku cheered
"Oh, we got another gig," Goku Black said shocked
"Heck yeah, we get money this time!" 18 cheered
"Right our conversation was so awkward I forgot to mention it earlier, "Goku told 18
"Hiss, hiss, bark, bark," 18 randomly responded
"Ok… anyways let's go fetch Zamasu and Vegeta, "Black said, "I believe he was conducting some choir or something, hey Mr. Boss I quit!"
At Gowasu's mansion in Universe 10 Kai planet
"Gowasu where's Zamasu?" Goku Black asked as he entered his house
"He's in his practice room," Gowasu said
"Thanks," Black said dryly
"Black! Respect," Gowasu said
"Whatever, Zamasu!" Goku Black called
"Sing! Sing! Sing for me!" Zamasu voice yelled from a nearby room
"Zamasu?" They all questioned as they entered the room. They all saw the following scene: Zamasu poking some chipmunks trying to get them to sing
"Zamasu what the hell are you doing?!" Goku and Goku Black asked
"Trying to teach these chipmunks to sing," Zamasu answered bluntly
"Oh my gosh," Goku Black sighed
"Eww, Alvin and the Chipmunks," Goku said
"DON'T DISRESPECT THE CHIPMUNKS!" 18 shouted
"The movies are so bad," Goku Black said
"What I created a petition on making a fifth movie, since Road Chip was hilarious" 18 bragged, "Plus, ALVIN IS THE CHIPMUNK GOD! Allah Alvin!" she sinned
"18!" Goku screamed, "Thou shall not worship any other idol but God- quote the Ten Commandments,"
"Ha," Zamasu began to laugh at 18 as she grabbed a chipmunk and began chanting weird things like 'All praise the chipmunk god'
"And she's ignoring you," Goku Black stated
"CHIPMUNK GOD: ALVIN!" 18 yelled as she raised the chipmunk in her hands
"18 stop!" Goku and Goku Black yelled
"It's funny, "Zamasu laughed
"C'mon guys we need to get Vegeta and practice again," Goku demanded, "Zamasu do you know where Vegeta is?"
"With Alvin, the Chipmunk God!" 18 yelled
"Shut up about the stupid chipmunks!" Goku Black yelled getting annoyed with the chipmunk thing
"Fine, Vegeta is at the underground mall, at least that's what Snapchat map says, "Zamasu said
"Wait you have the flame head's Snapchat?" 18 asked
"Yeah but he doesn't post much on his story, so, whatever, "Zamasu said
"Hey give me his Snapchat I gonna send him pics of the little hotdog nigga chilling with Alvin the Chipmunk god!" 18 stated as she still had the chipmunk in her hands
At the Underground Mall
"Sup Veg-!" Goku called
"-Shhh!" Goku Black shushed Goku
"Well it seems I must meet up with some other good friends, this is are departure Vegeta," Yusuke (Fox) said as he left (probably to invade a palace), "Well people watch some other time,"
"Vegeta, who was that?" Goku asked
"No one, what do you want?" Vega said
"Well the BW Blacks got another gig so I got us back together and we need to practice asap, the show starts at 7 and it's 3 so let's go," Goku explained
"Why you left us after the our first gig," Vegeta stated coldly
"What?" Goku asked confused
"Ugh, after we finished our first gig at the park, back stage we all there then we turned back to ask you if you had fun, you were gone, you left, so why would I be in the band again if you're just gonna leave again," Vegeta stated
"Vegeta that's a misunderstanding," Goku said, "Stop being petty and let's practice,"
"And now you think I'm petty," Vega sassed
"Wow," Goku Black said as 18 and Zamasu watched the unneeded dramatic scene
Behind some poles in the underground mall
"Here hide in the box and report to me what's going on," Yamcha told Bulma and Chichi
"I'm not getting the box!" Both girls stated
"Be quiet!" Puar raged
"Don't raise your voice at me dumbass cat," Bulma sassed, "Damn,"
"Someone please just get in the box," Yamcha sighed
"Why not the flying cat," Chichi suggested
"No I have a different task for Puar," Yamcha said
"What, make it give you a-," Bulma said
"-Eww, don't say it," Chichi begged
"No!" Yamcha stated, "Puar is gonna set up for my show, unless you guys want to do labor work,"
"Fine we'll eavesdrop," Bulma said, "But I'm not getting the box you do it Chichi,"
"Why me?" Chichi whined
"Because, you're small than me," Bulma lied, "plus I'll give you a 100 dollars,"
"Fine," Chichi gave in
Back with the BW Blacks
"C'mon Geets we can go back to how it used to be," Goku said
"How it used to be," Vegeta repeated
He then began to sing:
I wish we can go back, back, back, back, back,, maybe we can go back, back, back, back, back,
Goku then also began to sing turning this into a duet
'Cause I've been 'bout all of the good times jamming in the park best friends I'm missing how it used to be
Vegeta then sang:
We were the best band, we rocked a big crowd we made them clap hands and sing out loud!
Goku now sung:
If we got the band together it'd be such a thrill, we can make the magic happen, imagine how good it'd feel to be back in the groove, show off our coolest moves
They began to sing together again
That's why I wish we can go back, back, back, back, back, maybe we can go back, back ,back, back, back 'cause I've been thinking 'bout all of the good times jamming in the park, best friends I missing how it used to be
Vegeta then started sing by himself once again:
-Wait a minute I remember Kakarrot what you did, it's your fault you walked out I'll never forget, you went solo that was so low I thought we were friends, I thought we were friends!
Goku now baffled at Vegeta's words just stood in shock as Vega continued his tantrum
WE had the perfect band I thought it'd be forever you turn your back and now you want us back together, but I'm not ever going back it would never be the same, no way, no way, no way! -Vegeta yelled in Goku's face
Goku then began to sing again
We can go back, back, back, back, back,
Vegeta sang back:
We can never go back, back, back, back, back, you can just forget 'bout
They sung together:
-The good times jamming in the park were NOT friends listen were not what we used to be!
In the box behind the pole where Chichi was hiding
"Ha-ha, there fighting," Chichi said to herself.
Back at BW Blacks
"Geets ma du: KhῙ chu tara krᵱayā phirtā ā'una ma ēklai jāna chō na bha'ēna," Goku spoke in Sayianese
"What the heck are they saying, great Chipmunk god Alvin?" 18 asked the chipmunk in her hands
"They're speaking Sayianese," Goku Black answered
"I was talking to AALLLLVVIIIIINNN! My Bae," 18 said
"What's Sayianese?" the curious Beautiful Zamasu asked, "And for what reason?"
"Calm down Zamasu," Goku Black responded
"No, my name is The BEAUTIFUL Zamasu!" the beautiful Zamasu corrected
"Anyways, Sayianese is a language only spoken by Sayians, and only other sayians can speak and understand, it's impossible for anyone to learn Sayianese, sayians are just born knowing it," Goku Black explained
"Well first off with Alvin are things are possible so write that down," 18 sassed
"Shut the hell up about the dumbass chipmunks!" Goku Black raged
"Māthi naraka banda ma āphnō mūrkha kurūpa gadhā anuhāra hērna cāhamꜙdainan!" Vegeta yelled
"Damn," Goku Black commented
"What did they say?" The Beautiful Zamasu and 1st follower of Alvin the Chipmunk god asked
"If you're not a sayian then don't worry about it," Goku Black said
"Hiss, hiss," 18 hissed
At Yamcha's secret hideout
"Good news! Vegeta said his is not going to be in the band again so they are not going to be preforming we really didn't do anything thanks to Goku being a bossy Holly" Chichi explained
"Well are work here is done" Bulma said
"Actually I was hoping that you both would help me out a little more" Yamcha said
"If we are going to be helping you out anymore I want to see the dough" Chichi said
"I want you both to sell the merchandise at my concert, you each get 25% of profit I of course I get the remaining 50%" Yamcha explained
"Ok I will do it even though it's not that much, but hey money is money" Chichi said
"I have nothing else to do so why not" Bulma said
"Great" Yamcha said
At the Park
"Who needs that short midget loving pancake bastard" Goku said "We can still preform on our own! Now Black start us off!"
"1..2..-" Goku Black said
"NO YOU ARE GOING TO SLOW, YOU DUMB FAGOT!" Goku screamed angrily "Try again"
"!" Goku Black shouted
"Good now Zamasu" Goku said "Start playing the keyboard"
"*Keyboard noises**Wrong note noise*" Zamasu made "Sorry"
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU DUMB STUPID YODA GOBLIN! YOU CAN'T PLAY THE KEYBORAD RIGHT?!" Goku shouted
"Get'em!" 18 said while laughing a little
"I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU FREAK, THAT ISN'T THAT PRETTY! BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DUMBEST ONE IN THE GROUP DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY A FUCKING TAMBOURINE RIGHT DUMBASS! AND WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT A DUMB CHIPMUNK god THAT DOESN'T EXIST BUT YET IS MORE SMARTER AND MORE PRETTY THAN YOU!" Goku yelled and 18
"I am leaving" 18 said on the verge of crying
"NO YOU ARE NOT!" Goku screamed
"Goku Zamasu already left" Goku Black said
"OH MY FUCKING GOSH!" Goku said
"We are all leaving because you need to calm down, it's not the same if we are not all here" Goku Black
"Yeah if we went on without Vegeta it would just end on Zamasu's slow song, do you really want to end on that?" 18 said
"SO?!" Goku said angrily
"Uh can you clear away all your stuff I have another person since you are not going to be preforming" The manager of the park said to Goku
"WE ARE GOING TO PREFORM!" Goku shouted
"You are just going on?" The manager asked
"WHAT?!" Goku said turning around to see Black and 18 had left "LITTLE SHITS!"
"Please get your stuff" The manager said
"NO!" Goku said
"Well then I guess I am going to have to call SECURITY!" The manager said
The security began grabbing all the BW Blacks instruments and equipment and tossing it off the stage
"WHAT THE HELL!?" Goku shouted jumping off the stage to grab their stuff
"Thank you for getting off the stage because it's now time for Yamcha to preform" The manager said
"YAMCHA?!" Goku said confused
"Yup, hey Goku!" Yamcha said
"Yamcha you don't need to talk to this rude bossy person" Puar said
"It's fine Puar, Goku is no threat now that the BW Blacks are not going to be preforming" Yamcha said while his crew was setting up, including Bulma and Chichi who were selling T-shirts and watermelon
At The Parks playground
"PLEASE VEGETA!" Goku asked
"NO!" Vegeta said rudely
"I don't know why you won't join" Goku said
"I already told you!" Vegeta said
"I left because my mom text me saying that Raditz got bitten by a snapping turtle and tried to swallow it because he thought he could get inside of the turtle like in JoJo's part 5, so we had to take him to the hospital that is why I left and I had to hurry" Goku explained
"Ok fine I guess I will join again" Vegeta said
"YAY!" The whole band cheered
"Now let us give thanks to the chipmunk god!" 18 said lifting her hands
"NO!" Goku and Goku Black shouted
"Aren't you going to say you are sorry for all that stuff you said to me and 18?" Zamasu asked
"Oh yeah, I am sorry for saying that stuff to you guys I was just really mad" Goku said
"Because things weren't going your way" Vegeta said
"Anyways now that we are back together, let's go preform" Goku Black said
5 minutes later behind the stage
"Ok we have all our instruments now we just need to push Yamcha off the stage" Goku said
"GET SOME WATERMELON ON A STICK! 5 BUCKS A POP!" Chichi shouted
"GET YOUR YAMCHA MERCHANDISE! WE GOT SHIRTS, HATS, STICKERS, POSTERS!" Bulma said
"*Person falling on the ground from the stage noise* OWW!" Yamcha made
"YAMCHA!" Puar screamed
"HEY WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO YAMCHA!" The crowd yelled at Goku
"Told you Black you should have done it" Goku said
"Why me?" Goku Black asked
"Because aren't you a villain?" Goku said
"No! If anything you should have asked ZAMASU!" Goku Black said
"Whatever can we just start before the crowd starts to leave" Vegeta said
"Let's do it" Goku said
The BW Blacks preformed and the crowd enjoyed their performance
"Well this was fun, but I think that was our last show cause honestly I just started this band because nothing was happening and so I was bored, so I think we are done with the band" Goku explained
"Yeah" Everyone agreed
Goku's YouTube video
Well hello everyone it's me Goku again. And actually being the stereotypical highschoolers that start a band is quite fun! Except when drama starts but it only happens when there is a big drama queen like Vegeta. But hey I rather go through that drama then go through a scary moment that I face on the next chapter of The Wrong Timeline chapter 20: Carwash! Don't miss it! Because not only will you find out what scary moment that I face but also something about Zamasu and 18! So be ready!