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The Wrong Timeline chapter 20: Carwash
"Well after making a lit band, things got intense toward the ending of junior year it started thanks to Chichi being a big dumbass, it happened on Saturday" Goku said
Early Morning on Thursday at Universe 10 Kai's planet (Zamasu and Goku Black's house)
"Zamasu! And Black I have something to tell you both" Gowasu said
"Yes what do you want dried up lemon" The beautiful Zamasu asked
"Black don't disrespect!" Gowasu said
"I didn't even-Just tell me what you want" Goku Black asked
"We are going to Universal studios and Disney World!" Gowasu said
"All right!" The beautiful Zamasu and Goku Black said happily
"It's just us three?" Goku Black asked
"Yes" Gowasu answered
"Actually can I invite 18?" The beautiful Zamasu asked
"Of course" Gowasu said
"Can I invite someone?" Goku Black asked
"No" Gowasu said
"I kinda figured" Goku Black said
"Well start packing" Gowasu said
In The Beautiful Zamasu's room
"Hello. Number 1 follower of the chipmunk god Alvin speaking" 18 said on the phone
In the hallway by The Beautiful Zamasu's room
"I can't believe she is coming along with us" Goku Black thought to himself "She probably will be talking about her stupid chipmunk god, and Zamasu is just going to laugh. Which is pretty weird since it's not funny, could Zamasu like 18?!"
Back in The Beautiful Zamasu's room
"Do you want to come to Universal studios and Disney World?" the beautiful Zamasu asked
"Heck yeah!" 18 said
Friday after School
"Man Black and them must be having fun at Florida," Goku sighed
"I can't believe 18 got to go with them," Chichi said
"Black should've invited me," Goku said
"I wonder why 18 got to go." Bulma said
"Well don't you guys kinda think they like each other, because they're always together and-," Vega started
"-Guys I forgot to tell y'all that I signed us up for a funding this years prom by doing a car wash!" Chichi shouted
"WHAT?!" The whole gang shouted except Chichi
"Why in Zeus's name would you sign us up for doing a carwash!" Bulma asked
"Because I thought it would be fun hanging out with the whole gang we could even have a water balloon fight!" Chichi explained
"It won't be fun since my best friend is not going to be there" Goku said
"We are still your friends, so it will still be fun!" Chichi said "We are all going, whether or not you like! Tomorrow morning meet up in the parking lot of Gyro's Pizza Place!"
"Fine" Everyone agreed
Saturday morning at Gyro's Pizza Place parking lot
"Ok we got all the signs to show that we are doing a carwash" Bulma said
"Yeah! I am glad we are all here!" Chichi said
"Who brought these chairs!" Goku asked angrily
"Me and Bulma went to Big Lots right down the street, because we forgot to bring some" Chichi said
"Well they are pretty uncomfortable" Vegeta complained
"Be glad you got a place to put your ass down, damn calling me an ungrateful shit" Bulma said
"Shut up!" Vegeta said
"YOU!" Bulma said
"Both of you shut up!" 17 said annoyed
"But I did remember to bring drinks and snacks because it's going to be pretty hot today" Chichi said
"We should assign jobs" Bulma suggested
"I CALL TWRILING THE SIGN!" Vegeta shouted
"Ok, then Goku and Chichi you guys will be crew #1 and me and 17 will be crew #2, so the first car that comes crew #1 will take care of it, then next car is crew #2 and so on got it?" Bulma explained
"And then we will switch jobs so that everyone can have the easy job of spinning the sign!" Chichi said
"Ok now we wait see, we all got here early and it's not even nine yet so we can wait until it's nine or when a car comes" Bulma said
The gang (Goku, Chichi, Vegeta, Bulma, and 17) sat talking and on their phones waiting
"Guys look at Goku Black's Snapchat!" Goku said
"Eww Gowasu eating a Hamburg!" Everyone said looking Goku Black's Snapchat with Gowasu eating a Hamburg with a weird face and Black's caption DAMN
"Look at this one!" Goku said showing the gang
"*Laughing noises*" Everyone made looking at Goku Black's Snapchat with 18 dancing with the Hotdog nigga on top of her head
"That must be having so much fun!" Goku said
At Florida with The Beautiful Zamasu, 18, and Goku Black,
"Let's go on 'Reach for the Sky'!" Zamasu said pointing to an elevator ride that was 40 stories tall
"HOLY SMOKES!" 18 said looking at the ride
"We think you mean HOLY CRAWFISH!" The beautiful Zamasu and Goku Black said together
"That's really tall!" 18 said
"Yeah you get in that elevator you go up the forty stories high like a normal elevator, it has an opening so you can see it outside but then once you get to the top it immediately shoots you down!" Zamasu explained excitedly
"WOW!" 18 said
"Let's go!" Goku Black said
"Help me, great Alvin," 18 said to herself
So the Beautiful Zamasu, Goku Black, and 18 got on the ride not having to wait in line since their richer than Richie Rich, and got the band thing that lets them get on anything they want when they want, along in the ride with them was some random people as well
"Wow this is so cool, let me get my Go-Pro on," 17, I mean Goku Black said as the ride ascended
"You look like a dork fish," The Beautiful Zamasu commented
"Yeah, we're really going high," 18 said, "My tummy is getting nervous," she added to herself
"We're almost to the top," The Beautiful Zamasu cheered
"Oh my gosh," One random lady commented
"Don't look down Karen," Her fellow white mom friend said
"Oo, you tuff boys gonna hold me," Karen flirted with Goku Black and the Beautiful Zamasu
"You know we're minors, and have standards," Goku Black said
"I will kill you before we reach the top ugly soccer mom," Beautiful Zamasu threatened
*Beep* *Beep*
"We will fall in 5, 4, 3… " The ride spoke
"Ready 18!" Beautiful Zamasu shouted, 18 simply nervously nodded
"…2,…1!" And with that the Elevator shot down
"AAAAHHHHH!" Went everyone's screams
After the ride
"That was so wicked!" Goku Black shouted
"17 calm down," Beautiful Zamasu said
"Hey guys I'm gonna go to the bathroom," 18 said
"18, your pants are wet," Goku Black pointed out
"Um, some lady spilled her drink when we were falling and it got on me, which is the reason I need a restroom to change," 18 lied
"Oh no I spilled my Diet Coke," A random lady said in the distance
"Thank God," 18 said to herself
"Oh, well hurry up because I wanna go back on it," Goku Black said
"Yeah, it was fun," Beautiful Zamasu agreed
"Ok," 18 said as she then headed for a bathroom, "Hell naw, I'm not getting back on that death trap," she whispered
Back to the Car Wash
"Look a car! C'mon Goku get of your phone and wash this car," Chichi ordered
"Man, don't these people know there's this thing called a car wash place where a machine washes it for them," Goku said as he grabbed a bucket and sponge
"Hello sir," Chichi greeted the man
"Hey," the man said, "Let's get the show on,"
"Show?" Chichi questioned
"JiJi, spray the car with the hose!" Goku said
"Right," Chichi said, "Bulma can you turn the knob?"
"No this is your car to wash," Bulma sassed and then resumed taking a selfie
"Hey aren't you gonna take of those shorts and t-shirt, and reveal your bikini, I'm ready for the show even if your boobs are small," The man said
"Well damn," Bulma commented, "I knew this would happen,"
"How?" 17 asked
"Because that's what raise money, Goku's right most people would go to the car wash and clean their car, when they hear highschoolers doing the washing they assume girls in bikinis acting sexy while washing their car," Bulma explained
"WHAT?! HELL NO! AND MY BOOBS AREN'T SMALL THEY'RE AVERAGE FOR A GIRL LIKE ME!" Chichi screamed, "PLUS MY BOYFRIEND WILL BEAT YOU UP! GET'EM GOKU! Man I sounded like Bulma"
"Chichi the hose!" Goku called
"What! After what this guy said you still want me to wash his car!" Chichi yelled
"What he say?" Goku asked dumbfounded
"Grr," Chichi growled
"I'll just get the hose myself," Goku said
"Chichi just wash his car I'll go get you a swimsuit, what are you a large?" Bulma asked
"No! I'm a size 5," Chichi said angrily
"Chichi," Bulma said
"I am dumbass!" Chichi raged
"Ok, calm down," Bulma said as she walked to Big Lot's
*Water spray*
"Hey," Chichi said
"C'mon if Black, Zamasu, and 18 are bragging on Snapchat, let's one up them and have fun with the car wash," Goku said as he continued to spray Chichi with the hose
"Yeah!" Chichi cheered
"17 can you record me and Chichi and add Hot dog nigga with us!" Goku said
"Fine," 17 said as he grabbed Goku's phone and started recording
*Laughing noises* *water bucket dumping noise* *water splash noise*
"There sir your car is washed," Goku told the man
"Yeah, now us the money!" Chichi shouted
"Money? I didn't get my show I'm not paying y'all," The guy said,
"I'll add you on Snapchat," Goku bargained
"Tempting…," The man said
"Well Chichi is soaking wet don't pervs like you like when girls' clothes are wet, for some weird reason," Goku said, "You can stare at her for 2 minutes,"
"Make it 3 and you got a deal," The man said
"Great!' Goku said
"Wait I didn't get a say," Chichi said, "I don't want this guy staring at me,"
"JiJi, he's only looking it's not like he's gonna touch you, because that's scary and dangerous," Goku reasoned
"But it's still uncomfortable," Chichi pouted, "And did you call me JiJi?"
And three minutes are up," Goku said following the man giving them 30 dollars and leaving, "See JiJi it wasn't so bad you didn't even know he staring at you the entire time,"
"Next Car!" 17 shouted
"Here's your swim suit Chichi," Bulma said as she walked in, "I also bought water balloons, gum, and little water guns, and myself some snickers so, NO ONE EAT BULMA'S SNICKERS OR SOME BITCH IS GONNA GET HIT! Sorry had to make that announcement, it goes for everyone,"
"Wait why gum?" Goku asked
"Vegeta wanted some, plus 17's and someone else's breathe needs improving," Bulma explained
"Bulma c'mon!" 17 called
"Um, sass is not needed redneck country boy, so lose it, damn let me breathe," Bulma sassed
Back with The Beautiful Zamasu group
"18 you were taking too long so we went ahead a got on the ride again without you," Goku Black said
"We go again with you this time again, "Zamasu offered
"No!" 18 said, "It's fine it's overrated, anyways, but I did get pic with Disney people, look at this pic with me and Cinderella,"
"18 that's a little girl dressed as Cinderella," Goku Black stated the obvious
"Yeah I know but she looked so cute and she thought I was Cinderella since I look like her to her at least," 18 explained, "Anyways, you guys need to take pictures with some Disney characters,"
"Fine afterwards let's race on the Cars ride," Goku Black said
"Look its Donald Duck!" 18 shouted with gleam
"Quack! Quack! I'm Donald Duck," The unenthusiastic man said
"Wow he's the best Donald Duck I've seen," Beautiful Zamasu said
"He even sounds just like him," 18 laughed
"I hate this job," Donald Duck said
"He's a cool Donald Duck and all but I don't a picture with him it's too cliché," Beautiful Zamasu said
"How 'bout Buzz Lighter," 18 said as she pointed to Buzz
"Hell yeah!" Beautiful Zamasu said
"Hey Buzz can come here!" 18 yelled
"Hello Space Rangers," Buzz greeted
"Does your buttons work?" Curious Zamasu asked
"Oh no not really there just part of the suit," Buzz explained but beautiful Zamasu still pressed it
"Buzz, Buzz Lighter to the rescue!" Beautiful Zamasu said, "Wow it does work,"
"Ha, anyways you guys wanted a picture," Buzz said
"Right," 18 said, "Pose,"
"Wait, Buzz can you pull out your wing things?" Beautiful Zamasu asked
"Well I have to do it manually, so I'll the right and you get the left, just slowly pull it," Buzz instructed
"Alright now pose," 18 said
"Buzz do an Almight pose but one arm straight up," Beautiful Zamasu said, "Alright,"
"Say…peas!" 18 said as she snapped the picture
"Eww! "Zamasu said as he blinked
"Perfect," 18 said as she looked at the picture, "Next Goku Black,"
"Don't call me that, "Goku Black said
"Look there's Goofy," 18 pointed
"Fine," Goku Black said
"Yo Goofy!" 18 hollered
"Ok Goofy you pose like this *Pic of Joseph pose*," Goku Black ordered, "and I'm gonna pose like my boi Jonathan, now take the pic 18,"
"Lame, but say Alvin," 18 said as Goku Black rolled his eyes and the pic snapped
"Thanks, anyways let's go the Cars section and race," Goku Black said
At the Cars ride
"Let's ride Tow Mater," Goku Black insisted
"Where's Chet I wanna ride Chet!" Beautiful Zamasu demanded, "ka-chigga my nigga!"
"Guys we gotta ride McQueen ka-chow!"18 said
"Please enter the vehicle," The lady instructed
"We were going, jeez" Beautiful Zamasu told her
Back with the Car wash gang
"See Chichi you have because I'm so hot I got us more money with that wash," Bulma said
"Whatever, I still don't like showing of my body so much," Chichi said
"Hey Vegeta is just using the sign for shade as he's on his phone," Goku pointed out, "I think it's time to switch jobs, I wanna spin the sign now,"
"No 17 can go mainly because he's too pale without his shirt and I'm tired of wearing these cheap shades," Bulma said, "Vegeta get your ass over here!" she called
"Man. I thought they forget about me," Vega sighed
"Hand over the sign to 17," Bulma ordered
*Honk* *honk*
"Sup, which one of you bitches gonna wash my car," Some gay customer said
"Go Vegeta and Bulma," Chichi said
"No I just washed that other person's car with 17 you and Goku go," Bulma replied
"Fine, "Chichi said, "Let's go Goku,"
"Man it's only 11 am and the sun is blazing, this must be the work of an enemy stand," Goku said, "And since you and Bulma get to run around half naked so can I, "He added as he took off his Southside Kids Korner shirt
"Hell yeah! Daddy!" Chichi cheered
"Yass honey I'm with you!" The gay customer cheered with Chichi
"Hey that's my man," Chichi stated
"Ok girl, but can the flame cutie get me a drink it's hot as ballz!" The customer asked
"Cain! Get the man a drink," Bulma said as she continued to sunbath
"Whatever here," Vega handed the man a drink
"Wait don't leave just yet let's as you highschoolers say crack a cold one with the boys," The guy insisted
"I think I'm good," Vega replied, "Wait are you listening to Yuri on Ice Op,"
8 minutes later
"Sir, sir, your car is done" Chichi announced
"Vegeta quit talking to the guy we have more cars waiting," Goku said
"Oh sorry, I didn't realize we were talking so long," Vegeta said
"Anyways, if you wanna me my other friends here's my Snap, catch you on the flip spike boy," The gay said as he drove off
"You're weird Vegeta," Goku commented
Beautiful Zamasu gang
"That was fun!" Beautiful Zamasu said
"Yeah!" 18 agreed
"Holy crawfish! Look they took our picture!" Goku Black said pointing to the T.V that had their picture showing the beautiful Zamasu driving McQueen looking perfect, while Goku Black and 18 needing some improvement
"I look great!" Beautiful Zamasu said
"Why do you look great?" Goku Black asked
"I always look great, because I am Zamasu!" Beautiful Zamasu
"We should buy three copies of them!" 18 suggested
"Yeah" Beautiful Zamasu and Goku Black agreed
After the Beautiful Zamasu gang bought the pictures they walked back to the hotel
"I am bored here" 18 said
"Yeah" Goku Black said
"We should go to Universal Studios now!" Beautiful Zamasu suggested
"I am looking forward to go to the Jurassic World place and see the raptors!" Goku Black said excitedly
"SCARY MONSTERS!" Beautiful Zamasu shouted
"Then what are we waiting for!" 18 said
"Let's hop on the jet!" Goku Black said running "COME ON!"
"Holy crawfish I haven't seen Goku Black this excited except for that one time when we thought Gowasu was going to die, but as you can see Gowasu isn't dead yet" Beautiful Zamasu explained to 18
"Wow" 18 said
Travel Montage
"We finally made it to Universal Studios!" Goku Black said
Back to the Car Wash gang
30 cars later…
"Man, who knew washing cars would be so hard," Goku sighed, "I didn't even get a full lunch,"
"Where's Vegeta?" 17 asked
"I'll go look for him," Goku volunteered
"Well hurry up, because the car is a huge van, and we're all gonna help wash it," Chichi said
"Ok," Goku replied as he left
"Were done after this van because my hands are pruning," Bulma stated
"Yeah, then we can go inside Gyro's Pizza Place and eat," Chichi said
"Ah, I can smell the pizza from out here," 17 said as he sniffed the air
"Weirdo," Bulma commented
"Pizza mozzarella, pizza mozzarella, rella, rella, rella, rella, rella," They heard Gyro sing as he was cleaning the outside tables
"Doesn't he sound like Zamasu," Bulma said
"Hmm," 17 and Chichi thought
In Pet Land where Vega was
"Vegeta I found you," Goku said as he walked towards Vegeta
"Well you probably just sensed my key here," Vega said
"Actually I didn't know you were here I just wanted to see and play with the puppies for a bit," Goku admitted
"Really that's the reason I came here too," Vega said
"Well, I'm gonna play with that golden retriever pup and then we have to go and help the others wash the last car," Goku said
"Ok, you do that and I'm going to resume playing with this hedgehog," Vegeta said as he turned his attention to the hedgehog
"You do you man," Goku said, "Hey miss can I get see that golden retriever pup?" He asked quickly since he noticed a little girl asking her dad if she can have the same golden pup
"Here you go sir just sit in this little pen and make sure to sanitize your hands," The lady instructed
"Can, I play with that puppy after you?" the little girl asked
"No, he's mine," Goku stated
"Oh you're going to buy him?" The pet shop lady asked
"Umm…yes," Goku said slowly
"Great I'll go get you his things, you can hold him and look for some food, bed, cage, and toys," The lady said
"Daddy I wanted that puppy," The little girl cried
"Sorry princess but that guy got him first," The dad tried reasoning
"No! I want that puppy now! Give me the puppy now!" The little whined as she started throwing a tantrum
"Princess," The dad tried calming her down, "sir can I'll pay you double want you're paying for the pup,"
"No, Little Gandhi is mine," Goku answered, "Go to a different pet place and look for another dog!" and with that the dad and daughter left
"Kakarrot you're actually buying that dog?" Vegeta asked
"Kunai!" Goku spoke in Sayianese
"Wow, what are you doing then?" Vega asked
"Where's that lady?" Goku asked
"She's went in the back, why? Oh," Vegeta realized, while Goku then put little Gandhi in his shirt and instant trans missioned out, and Vegeta just walked out to not catch anyone's attention
A few minutes after Goku left
"Doesn't he sound like Zamasu," Bulma said
"Hmm," 17 and Chichi thought
"Hello, can you give us a few minutes our friend left somewhere, and another friend went to get him, but once they come back we'll start washing your van, until if you haven't eaten you can go inside Gyro's Pizza Place," Chichi offered
"No I think we should go to a better place," the man spoke
"Uh?" Chichi said confused but before she could speak another word
"Get'em boys!" The guy shouted as the back off the sketchy white minivan opened to reveal more sketchy guys in all black that grabbed Bulma, Chichi, and 17, then took off
When Goku instant Trans missioned back to the Car wash area, after dropping off Gandhi at his house
"Hey guys-," Goku said but stopped once he noticed no one was there
Vegeta then finally arrived, "Where is everyone Kakarrot?"
"I don' t know but they left all their stuff here, except Bulma's phone," Goku noticed
"They also left the hose running and that bucket over there is broken," Vegeta analyzed
"Wow Sherlock Holmes I didn't notice." Goku sassed
"Shut up, I'm just trying to understand why they disappeared, and left everything out," Vega said
"Well you think and figure out this mystery while I get some food," Goku said as he walked towards Gyro's Pizza Place
"Hey we can check the security video and see what happened," Vega used his head
In Gyro's Place
"Hello, Welcome," Gyro Greeted
"Hi, just one," Goku said
"Hey, doesn't he sound like Zamasu to you?" Vegeta whispered to Goku
"No," He answered
"What can I do for you sir," Gyro asked Vega
"Can I see your video footage from outside?" Vegeta asked, "I'm not weird but our… friends are missing,"
"Oh okay sure, follow me," Gyro instructed,
"Hey Gyro can I grab a few pizza slices first?" Goku asked
"Momma mia, yes let's go," Gyro said
"Thank you," Goku replied
*Video of what happen to 17, Bulma, and Chichi*
"They were taken!" Goku and Vegeta yelled
"Shh! Calm down if the girl has here phone then just call her to see where she's at," Gyro said
"Great idea," Goku said
"Fine, I'll call Bulma, "Vega said as he dialed Bulma's number
Where Bulma and they are
"Bulma where are we? I'm scared," Chichi cried
"Shut up! I don't know!" Bulma hissed
"Hey! Stop talking or you'll get it!" one guy threatened
"We're here!" Another guy stated
"Come on out, but if any of you try to escape we'll shoot you down, or punish you far worse than you can imagine," the guys said, "Now, follow me,"
They were then taken into a room where their blindfolds were taken off
"Well get used to here because this is where you'll be for a while," a woman spoke, "you girls come with me, let's get you ready to serve,"
*Gulped* Both Bulma and Chichi did as they followed the woman
"You boy come with me, I'll get you ready too," The first guy ordered, "Here put this on," he said as he tossed a speedo to 17
"You want me to wear this?!" 17 said in shock
"Yes, and if you refuse," The guy began
"-No I'll wear it," 17 said intimidated by the man
"Come on girls," The lady said as Bulma and Chichi followed
They then entered a different room, "Here put this on and I'll get your make-up," The lady said as she left but locked the door from the outside
"Ah! Bulma I don't wanna be here," Chichi cried, "Look what they want us to wear, were gonna become strippers, wah!"
"Shut up Chichi you don't think I'm scared, just hurry and get dressed before the lady comes ," Bulma said
*Vibrate noise*
"Bulma you still have your phone," Chichi whispered, "We're saved!"
"Yes, it was in my pocket," Bulma said
"Wait you were wearing a bikini, what pocket?" Chichi questioned
"I put it in my boobs, damn," Bulma stated, "Let me see who it is, Yes! It's Vegeta!"
On the Phone with Vega
"Bulma, where the hell are you?" Vegeta asked
"I have no idea but just sense my ki and come and save us, before we-," Bulma began
"Bulma, Bulma, finish the damn sentence!" Vegeta yelled but the other side was quiet,
"Uuuhhh, can I get a boneless pizza?" A man now spoke
"Yes! "Gyro answered
"Shh!" Vegeta hushed "Um, who is this?"
"Who is this?" The man asked
"I asked you first," Vega said
"I asked you second," The man replied
"Vegeta what's happening?" Goku asked
"Shh!" Vega shushed him, "I don't who you are but I will find you, and when I do I will kill,"
"Wow, just leave it to Liam Neeson," The man said
"Tell him to eat shit!" Gyro yelled
"What?" Vega asked
Gyro then grabbed the phone, "EAT SHIT ASSHOLE!"
"Well that was unneeded," The guy said then hung up
"What he say? "Goku asked, "Where did they go?"
"I don't know!" The guy took Bulma's phone away
"Well I'll just instant trans mission us to them," Goku said
"Why didn't you say that earlier?" Vegeta said annoyed
"I said let me eat first, and you guys say I'm a dumbass" Goku said
Back to the Queen 18 gang
"Ah!" Goku Black screamed as a Raptor jumped out of nowhere
"Ha, Goku Black is scared," Beautiful Zamasu laughed
"I'm not scared it just surprised me," Goku Black defended
"Ah!" 18 screamed this time as another Raptor jumped out in front of her
"See it surprises people," Goku Black said
"Well not me," Beautiful Zamasu bragged
"Whatever, 18 looks scared though," Goku Black said
"18?" Beautiful Zamasu questioned
"What I'm not scared I just didn't want Black to be the only one screaming at Scary Monsters… let's do something else," 18 suggested
"See, it's just you Goku Black, 18 is just a great actress," Beautiful Zamasu said
"Whatever," Goku black said, "Wait 18 you know about Scary Monsters? I thought you knew seen anime?"
"It's not an anime, Goku Black," Beautiful Zamasu corrected
"Yeah, but anime/manga," Goku Black said, "Did you just lie, or do only know JoJo's SBR?"
"Yeah, I did lie, but I said that because you guys shouldn't have assumed, because assuming makes an ass out of 'u' and ming- quote The great Alvin," 18 admitted
"Wow, and shut up about the stupid chipmunk already," Goku Black said annoyed, "And Zamasu stop laughing what's so funny about Alvin?"
"It is funny," Laughing Zamasu replied
"You just agree with whatever 18 say," Goku Black said
"No, it is funny," Beautiful Zamasu replied
"Yeah, and we're just on the same wave length, that's why we seem to like the same things," 18 said
"Whatever," Goku Black said
"Zamasu who's the best father and son in JoJo's?" 18 asked, "Watch Black, me and Zamasu will agree count to three and we'll say the same thing, right Zamasu?"
"Yeah," Beautiful Zamasu agreed
"Fine, 3..2..1," Goku Black counted down
"DIO and Giorno!" Zamasu called
"Hayato and Kira!" 18 yelled
"What?!" 18 and Zamasu yelled
"Aca-cuse me!" 18 sassed
"Repeat!" Beautiful Zamasu demanded, "I'm sorry did you say Hayato and Kira? Dafuq!"
"DIO and GIORNO! 18 yelled,
"Ok, how 'bout the best JoJo?" Goku Black asked hoping they agree there, "3..2..1!"
"Josuke part 4!" 18 shouted
"Giorno!" Zamasu yelled
"Grrr!" 18 growled, "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
"Me, I'm the normal one! "Zamasu yelled back
"Um, guys your causing a scene," Goku Black whispered,
"Normal, ha don't make me laugh, you, YOU… GREEN GOBLIN, YODA LOOKING CRUSTY BOOGER!" 18 roasted
"Grrr, AND YOU FREAK, CRYBABY, HAYATO AND KIRA TRASH!" Zamasu shot back
"Ha, you can't say anything about my appearance because I'm beautiful, and you're not I don't understand why the author's add beautiful in front of your name when you're the ugliest thing! And you wanna call me a cry baby when you cry or whine when someone yells at you! You sensitive bastard!" 18 shouted, "Go cry to your stupid 'dad' who looks like a grandpa!" she added as she began to walk away
"At least I have my biological father!" Zamasu yelled at her, "Were leaving Black, NOW!"
"Zamasu," Black spoke
"Let's go Black!" Zamasu yelled, "Leave the stupid thot, she can find her own damn way home,"
At Where 17 and them are
"You girls shouldn't have kept this phone from us," The man said in a serious tone
"It was Bulma's phone not mine! "Chichi said trying to protect herself
"Chichi!" Bulma hissed
"What your Lust," Chichi whispered
"Shut up! "Bulma yelled back
"Enough arguing! Mindy get their make-up ready get them out there were very busy tonight!" The man ordered
"'Kay," Mindy replied, "Both girls sit and obey or will you like to visit crazy drunk Mexican husband and he's extra crazy," she threatened
Mindy then got the girls ready and gave them a pad and pen to take orders
"Now Bulma was it, your new name is Jewel, and Chichi your knew name is Esperanza," Mindy told the girls, "Now 'J' ('Jewel') you take that side of the room and 'Esperanza' you take the other side and if you get a private request, go to the bar area and they'll give you a key, now get to work,"
'Jewel' and 'Esperanza' looked at their surroundings and confirmed they were now strippers
"Hey blue hair cutie can you take our orders," A group of men in their early 20s called while 'Jewel' sighed and slowly walked towards the group
"Hey, start taking orders to Esperanza!" Mindy ordered
"Right," Esperanza said as she walked around asking for orders until
"Hey can I get the Esperanza chick?" A man with a fanny pack asked Mindy
"Certainly," Mindy said, "Esperanza!" she called
"Yes," 'Esperanza replied
"Here you go sir, a key and an 'Esperanza'" Mindy said
"WHAT?!" Chichi shrieked
"Thank you, we're gonna have a blast," The fanny pack man said as he grabbed Chichi's wrist
"No! No! let go of me!" Chichi fought
"Hey! Do you need to pay a visit to the drunk Mexican?" Mindy threatened in her ear
Around that time!
"What the hell is this place?!" Vegeta asked he and Goku just instant transmissioned in. They both looked around
"Vegeta, what is this place?" Goku asked frightened
"The people that kidnapped them must have forced them into sex trafficking," Vegeta said
"WHAT?!" Goku yelled, "WE got to get them out, this is scary! Wait is that my dad over there at that bar?!"
"Yeah it is, and my dad is there too," Vega noticed, "But who cares they're grown but the others aren't and might get raped,"
"VEGETA!" Goku shrieked, "I don't wanna be here,"
"I don't either but we have to save Bulma and Chichi," Vegeta said as he noticed Goku having a panic attack, "Kakarrot clam down, breathe, let's just grabbed the girls and instant trans mission out," he tried to calm down Goku
"I can't be here Vegeta! "Goku said
"Kakarrot wait!" Vegeta tried to stop him but Goku instant transmission out, "Damn it!" he then heard Chichi screaming,
"AAHH! LET GO OF ME YOU PIG I DON'T WANNA BE HERE! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Chichi screamed she then spotted Vegeta, "Vegeta! Help me please!
"Hey!" Vegeta yelled, "Leave her alone!"
"Hey man if you want a round with her, please wait, I asked first unless you want to join us that'd be fine too, the more the merrier," The guy said
"Gross, I'm not having a three sum, unless it's with Goku and Black!" Chichi yelled
"Eww!" Vega commented
"Wait one ding doing minute, I'm married and have two children!" the man retorted
"What?!" Vega and Chichi shouted
"Yes my name in John Bob and I'm not here for s-e-x, Gero's is place for games, food and beer," John Bob explained
"What is the meaning of all this!" An outraged Gero asked
"GERO!" Everyone shouted
"Yes, what the hell I get a call from Number 18 and now you fucks are ruining my business!" Gero raged, "GET OUT!"
"Wait we're free!" Chichi said feeling relieved
"Yes, get out!" Gero yelled
"Bulma! 17! We're FREE!" Chichi cheered
"I said you girls are free but 17 is still gonna work," Gero said
"Whatever let's get the heck out of here!" Chichi yelled as she, Bulma, and Vegeta ran out
"Hey who's going to play Uno with me now, "John Bob whined
"17 your first job is playing Uno with this guy," Gero ordered
"Gero why didn't you tell me you ran this joint?" 17 asked
"Shut up and play some god damn Uno," Gero said and then 17 left, "Why would those kids think this was a stripper joint I mean sure the workers wear sult clothes but it's just for eye candy, maybe actually turning this place into a stripper joint would bring more money, but I'll have to fire 17," Gero thought
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Well hello everyone it's me Goku again! And wow do you now understand why I said things got intense thanks all to Chichi signing us up for that stupid car wash; they got their stupid ass kidnapped! But the only thing that I good out of this is my puppy; anyways Chichi and Bulma both learned their lessons. Can you believe only three more chapters left of The Wrong Timeline Junior year! Well next time on The Wrong Timeline chapter 21: Prom part 1! Yes we are going to fucking junior prom thanks to you know who (Chichi), well anyways don't miss it!
"Zamasu are you really not gonna be 18's friend anymore?" Goku Black asked
"Hm," Beautiful Zamasu said
"Well I feel like this is my entire fault so I brought the freak here, so you could talk," Goku Black responded as he brought out 18,"
"What? You told me you were finally going to submit to Alvin," 18 spoke
"Hm," Beautiful Zamasu tried to hide his laugh
"Just because you both didn't say the same exact answers, doesn't mean you stop being friends," Goku Black reasoned, "Plus I think Jonathan is best personally,"
"What in 18-nation?!" 18 shouted
"Honestly, out of all them you say Jonathan!" Beautiful Zamasu blurted
"Man, compared to green jelly beans answer yours is pretty lame," 18 said
"And compared to Hitler follower yours is boring!" Beautiful Zamasu stated
"Ha, Hitler follower I only follow the ways of Alvin, jelly bean," 18 laughed
"So y'all made up now?" Goku Black asked angrily
"Fine, I guess Kira and Hayato are some fun level of father and son," Zamasu said
"And DIO and Giorno do have some cute moments," 18 said
"Yeah, plus both of their dads are dead," Goku Black ended